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User avatar #26 - psykobear (08/25/2014) [+] (19 replies)
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admin? Taking user requests?
#152 - lolzordz (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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everyone complaining about how we would be afraid to speak out in case our comment is controversial and then we'd become invisible. It obviously wouldnt happen from one or two controversial comments here and there. You'd need to constantly be a pain in the ass to the point where your comments deserve to not be seen, so throw that counter argument out the window already.
everyone complaining about how we would be afraid to speak out in case our comment is controversial and then we'd become invisible. It obviously wouldnt happen from one or two controversial comments here and there. You'd need to constantly be a pain in the ass to the point where your comments deserve to not be seen, so throw that counter argument out the window already.
User avatar #3 - iiiiiii (08/24/2014) [-]
Then they will just start putting their comments in pictures/gifs.
User avatar #217 to #3 - fakereality (08/25/2014) [-]
Don't let people with a certain amount of negative thumbs post picture or gifs.
User avatar #230 to #3 - fjaggot (09/19/2014) [-]
1v1 me rust faget
User avatar #138 to #3 - defeats (08/25/2014) [-]
That would take more effort than most would be willing to do.
User avatar #62 to #3 - speedyonbiscuit ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Make their pics more transparent?
User avatar #48 to #3 - symmiie ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Or you know, disable pictures/gifs for people with a low enough level?
User avatar #5 to #3 - ssraisin (08/25/2014) [-]
Yes, but then they will have to actually put some effort into commenting.
#43 - drakes (08/25/2014) [-]
Airport security. "Any hazardous materials, sir?"

Drake smiles to himself, and shakes his head. "The dagger in my heart," he thinks.
#212 to #43 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
****		.   
   
   
I love dis guy
**** .


I love dis guy
#137 - kaboomz (08/25/2014) [-]
i agree 100% with the troll color thing

we are all tired of sasuke-sama and that tumblr faggot
User avatar #140 to #137 - xfishy (08/25/2014) [-]
I like sasuke-sama more than the other ones, at least
#139 to #137 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
i agree they are both annoying eren yaeger would love to kill them both and turn into a epic titan!
User avatar #143 to #137 - teegoogilycoffeeme (08/25/2014) [-]
Don't forget loovvy.
User avatar #145 to #137 - rektmate (08/25/2014) [-]
but yes. we need this to block those fags
#144 to #137 - rektmate (08/25/2014) [-]
I suggest this.
#151 - thegamefaceman ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Can't we just ban itumblr already? I hate that cis scum.
Can't we just ban itumblr already? I hate that cis scum.
User avatar #175 to #151 - satansferret (08/25/2014) [-]
Did you see the comment where ifumbler called a girl ugly?
User avatar #13 - tonyxx (08/25/2014) [-]
sure, why not? plus if you really wanna read it, you could just huighlight the text
#10 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
it is kinda censoring speech, even though trolls comments are mainly created to piss people off, I don't like them either, but everyone is entitled to an opinion, and you know, I'm new here, but don't you get colored text when you get enough comment thumbs anyway, why just get "brighter"? Oh yeah have some tits so you don't scroll right past this (no ban plz)
User avatar #133 to #10 - huehuehuepster (08/25/2014) [-]
our glorious master admin would NEVER censor
User avatar #220 to #10 - themurrey (08/25/2014) [-]
Posting one bad opinion and getting some thumbs down is different than being a troll and constantly getting the same amount of thumbs down.
User avatar #225 to #10 - neokun ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Trolls are like the westborrow baptist church. You wish to **** you could make the noises/text they make just disappear. If I could do that I would.
User avatar #32 to #10 - syfygeek (08/25/2014) [-]
I basically ignored everything you wrote

I'm sure you had some.... great.... uh.... points or whatever....uh
#33 to #32 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
okay perhaps that was too much, i'm sure some moderately sized breast can get my point across
#12 to #10 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
I think it would be such that if you hold your mouse over an invisible comment it becomes visible.
User avatar #18 to #12 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
well okay, that's not so bad, but what if you scroll through fast and you don't see that theirs a comment their, their is nothing wrong with your option but I'm just gonna be a stubborn bastard anyway
#65 to #10 - europe (08/25/2014) [-]
Shay Maria
#54 to #10 - landcucumber (08/25/2014) [-]
it is censoring ones speech, however as Funnyjunk is not a governmental entity it has no obligation to grant you freedom of speech. As a private organization our glorious leader has the right to do what ever the 			****		 tickles his balls at the moment.
it is censoring ones speech, however as Funnyjunk is not a governmental entity it has no obligation to grant you freedom of speech. As a private organization our glorious leader has the right to do what ever the **** tickles his balls at the moment.
User avatar #15 to #10 - pokimone (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm having trouble reading your comment because of your picture...
#16 to #15 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
titty backfire, god dammit, here are some man tits so you must read this comment
User avatar #35 to #16 - swagasauruss (08/25/2014) [-]
reverse searched that with my wife behind me...thats uh..yea...
User avatar #36 to #35 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
tell her "if you were this pic our sex life wouldn't be as dead as the skin on your face"
bitch will be all over your dick
User avatar #109 to #36 - sanbonzakura ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
damn straight fag
#105 to #36 - migueldecervantes (08/25/2014) [-]
Wow; that was actually very funny.

You made me laugh and I shall account you one thumb as dower for this.

Bravo.
#167 to #16 - toppone (08/25/2014) [-]
>Reverse image search   
>Shemale redhead   
Sweet 			******		 jebus
>Reverse image search
>Shemale redhead
Sweet ****** jebus
User avatar #17 to #16 - pokimone (08/25/2014) [-]
...those are man tits? Does she have a penis?
User avatar #20 to #17 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
the one person on funnyjunk who doesn't know who Sarina Valentina is, you sir, are truly not a faggot
User avatar #181 to #20 - rokkarokkaali (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh baby
#124 to #20 - saladtongsofdeath (08/25/2014) [-]
apart from the fact that 2 people favorite this comment.... i love how people think that just because you are attracted to a trap, it doesnt make you gay.... this person is built to look act and talk like a girl.. you are attracted to girls.... however if you are attracted to the fact she got a dick.... then all bets are off
User avatar #211 to #124 - collateraldamageco (08/25/2014) [-]
what is gayer, being attracted to someone who looks like the person in the pic but has a dick or someone who looks like a huge hairy muscular bearded man but has a vagina?
#222 to #211 - saladtongsofdeath (08/25/2014) [-]
Obviously attraction to the masculine chick because the masculine chick has masculine quality... being Gay means mostly you are attracted to the common perception of a man... the chick looks more like a man
User avatar #21 to #20 - pokimone (08/25/2014) [-]
...the funny thing is, I actually kind of am... I'm engaged to a woman, but I've dated guys before. I don't know if I'd call myself bisexual, but I don't really care if someone is a guy or girl, Never really gave my own sexuality that much thought tbh. So does she have a dick?
#154 to #21 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
kill yourself faggot
#22 to #21 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah she does, or he, but its small, I always kinda thought of it as a large night crawler
User avatar #23 to #22 - pokimone (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh good lord, I googled her, man that is a tiny penis. I read your argument up there though, and agree wholeheartedly.
#25 to #23 - orangadink (08/25/2014) [-]
here, have some more tits, this one doesnt have a penis, so you can feel normal, or at least as close to normal anyone here is gonna get
User avatar #174 to #25 - satansferret (08/25/2014) [-]
to much tittage budi. both in posting and in pic. You'd get more pleasure outa dicking her tits at that point.
User avatar #210 to #20 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I have no idea who it is, but i think my boner is confused.
User avatar #200 to #15 - kanatana (08/25/2014) [-]
What comment?
User avatar #205 to #15 - datmine ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Why.
Whats wrong.
Its just a picture.
It isnt covering the entire screen or something.
It isnt even that large its thumbnail size.
#39 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
But then we wouldn't have trolls.   
   
Not having trolls is like a species not having a natural predator. They keep you from getting lazy and stupid. The prune us as a community. They enrage the too-stupid and the too-mad and the too-faggoty until they can't stand to come back to OUR site.   
   
The trolls protect us.   
The trolls make us better.   
The trolls make FJ better.   
   
If the trolls piss you off that much, maybe you're too weak-minded to stay here with the rest of us.
But then we wouldn't have trolls.

Not having trolls is like a species not having a natural predator. They keep you from getting lazy and stupid. The prune us as a community. They enrage the too-stupid and the too-mad and the too-faggoty until they can't stand to come back to OUR site.

The trolls protect us.
The trolls make us better.
The trolls make FJ better.

If the trolls piss you off that much, maybe you're too weak-minded to stay here with the rest of us.
User avatar #61 to #39 - Captainunhelpful (08/25/2014) [-]
No. No they don't.
User avatar #73 to #39 - tommygeezus (08/25/2014) [-]
actually they just feed thumbs to whoever responds with a generic insult or bait picture first, getting them to the top of the comments section and seen by more people
User avatar #74 to #73 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
^ Another trolling victim coping with trauma
User avatar #79 to #74 - tommygeezus (08/25/2014) [-]
^ Another person who can't form an argument so just calls butthurt

The trolls don't piss me off, the people who respond to them, and then complain about the trolls later do
User avatar #81 to #79 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Do you often get emotionally invested in internet forums? Have to talked to your doctor about this?
#89 to #81 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
You JUST went on a little spiel about how trolls "make our internet community better, stop us from getting lazy, etc,"
Pot, kettle, black
You need more therapy than the MLP board.
User avatar #90 to #89 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't think you're very smart.
#92 to #90 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
I would say the sameto you but people with autism and aspergers tend to have very high IQs.
User avatar #93 to #92 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean book smart, I mean smart smarts.

Your sentence comprehension skills aren't very good. You don't seem to understand things very well.
#95 to #93 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
>analyzing the sentence structure of an internet antagonist
Yeah. You definitely have SOME sort of mental disability.
I'm going to bed now. Unlike a lot of users here, I work to support myself.
User avatar #96 to #95 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Antagonist? You're being antagonistic?
User avatar #86 to #81 - tommygeezus (08/25/2014) [-]
No I don't, actually. Which is why I don't understand the bandwagon of responding to trolls to gain approval in the form of green pixels
#75 to #74 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
Bro you should really get checked.
User avatar #77 to #75 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Don't forget to insult my mother.
User avatar #76 to #75 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Bro you should fill the internet with more low brow autism jokes

Then after that maybe you can tell me that I live in basement or something.
#78 to #76 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be on an extreme spectrum of autism. That quiz might not even help. I'm sorry about your mental and emotional disability, bud.
User avatar #80 to #78 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that you lack the originality to come up with one decent insult. It's painful to watch you try so hard.
#83 to #80 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
>thinks I'm "trying"
Dat autism B)
#88 to #83 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
>still responding to anon
Holy **** you are a fussy little asperger burger aren't you?
User avatar #85 to #83 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
You must really want that last word. Does it make you feel important?
#131 to #85 - thefates (08/25/2014) [-]
Hm. Your insults are original but they aren't particularly good.
User avatar #148 to #39 - akkere (08/25/2014) [-]
Most people end up replying to trolls to get thumbs, so it's more like trolls are prey for the opportunistic thumbwhore.
#64 to #39 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm

"Too weakminded to stay here with the rest of us."
Lol. Or they could just be younger? I dunno. Because kods totally don't use the internet. It seems like you view the site as a community or a family to you, in which case you are just as autistic as the trolls and the raging trolled.
User avatar #66 to #64 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
I've never been insulted on the internet before.

This is going in new and interesting directions.
#91 - ppheadbuttface (08/25/2014) [-]
Why not just remove colored text?
I'd rather stick everyone with white so I don't have to ******* highlight every post so I can read.
User avatar #98 to #91 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
right..
#107 - skullball ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #156 - dabronydude (08/25/2014) [-]
good idea,
that and a shop that you spend thumb points in to upgrade your comment box.
#1 - hoeschy (08/24/2014) [-]
**hoeschy rolled image** excellent
**hoeschy rolled image** excellent
User avatar #6 - phoenix grinder (08/25/2014) [-]
what about those of us who feel our prose would suffer a disservice being typefaced obnoxiously. why should the format overshadow the message
#7 to #6 - goatblower (08/25/2014) [-]
Because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #9 to #8 - phoenix grinder (08/25/2014) [-]
don't get me wrong; I support the idea. merely playing Devil's Advocate
#214 - hatermrtroll (08/25/2014) [-]
But then the people with bright text will have people drawn to their comments more, and have more thumbs, and hence it just becomes like the rich get richer
User avatar #176 - sirbrentcoe (08/25/2014) [-]
or how about instead of just the items game, you can spend fj points on purchasing colored text?
User avatar #155 - skulldan (08/25/2014) [-]
well the funnyjunk colours are green and purple right?
the more thumbs the more green
the more red thumbs the more purple?
#157 to #155 - fourtitwo (08/25/2014) [-]
That... That's brilliant.
Green = Funny
Purple = Junk
#163 to #157 - mypickinuraxe (08/25/2014) [-]
In the logo, its the other way around.
#164 to #163 - fourtitwo (08/25/2014) [-]
It is true, but we do associate positive with green
User avatar #168 to #164 - mutzaki ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Then it would make more sense to make your text color red the more red thumbs you have. Either way, it defeats the purpose of the suggestion in the content. Trolls and **** heads shouldn't be rewarded with a nice color.
#183 to #168 - fourtitwo (08/25/2014) [-]
Green for positive, invisible for junk is also a possibility.
I don't think trolls should become invisible. We shouldn't reprimand people for not being liked.
User avatar #191 to #163 - windson ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks doc
#159 to #157 - skulldan (08/25/2014) [-]
is it brilliant? i thought it was pretty obvious... Well now i feel special
is it brilliant? i thought it was pretty obvious... Well now i feel special
#161 to #159 - fourtitwo (08/25/2014) [-]
I thought it was so obvious that it must already have been suggested :b
But it's a cool idea, and I like it. A slightly greener shade of green every 30 or 50 thumb up? Would make a pretty striking addition to the comments section
User avatar #162 to #161 - skulldan (08/25/2014) [-]
in my defense i didnt read any other comments so i reckon you got an idea there
User avatar #99 - midothegreat (08/25/2014) [-]
it's a great idea, filter out the **** trolls
but i don't like the idea of higher thumbs gives you brighter text, just plain white text for everyone who is not a **** troll seems good to me
User avatar #100 to #99 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
im not a troll tho goddamnit
#101 to #100 - midothegreat (08/25/2014) [-]
well thats what u get for getting colored text
well thats what u get for getting colored text
User avatar #102 to #101 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
i regret
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