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#5 - asphinctersayswhat (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #5 - graboidzero (12/12/2013) [-]
I remember this vaguely, what movie is this from?
User avatar #32 to #5 - DJstar (12/12/2013) [-]
curious as to what movie this is.
#37 to #32 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
The Master of Disguise
User avatar #141 to #32 - hourlyb ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I'll let you know, Its not good at all. 1% on rotten tomato's. Master of Disguise.
User avatar #40 to #5 - maxmanharpooner (12/12/2013) [-]
back when there was a blockbuster in my town i rented this movie 3 seperate damn times and still have never got around to watching it, it must have been a sign.
User avatar #140 to #5 - applejackhf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I was expecting this to be posted. +1 for you.
User avatar #11 to #5 - nomisdk (12/12/2013) [-]
the worst movie ever
#18 to #11 - FatherPedobear (12/12/2013) [-]
I would rather watch Reality TV than that movie, and that's saying a lot because I ******* hate reality TV.
#106 to #5 - bohemianblasphemy (12/12/2013) [-]
Striking Resemblance
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User avatar #96 to #54 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
That's my profile pic for a lot of stuff just wanted to share
#15 - dashgamer (12/12/2013) [-]
Sergeant Turtle
User avatar #39 to #15 - sargentcucumber (12/12/2013) [-]
My name's somewhat relevant even if it's incorrect, hooray
User avatar #43 to #39 - pockettacos (12/12/2013) [-]
You can't spell "sergeant"?
User avatar #44 to #43 - sargentcucumber (12/12/2013) [-]
Account's made by a friend
User avatar #46 to #44 - pockettacos (12/12/2013) [-]
Gotcha
#55 to #15 - arlonas (12/12/2013) [-]
how can you tell?

#149 to #55 - dasbrot (12/13/2013) [-]
Who in the right mind would put a colonel on the battle field?
#63 to #55 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
Sergeant rank insignia
#36 to #15 - usedtobeemo (12/12/2013) [-]
But... Colonel Turtle Rhymes.
But... Colonel Turtle Rhymes.
#88 to #36 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
Close. It has the quality of assonance.
#58 - weirddark ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Hey bro!
#2 - trisketthebiskit (12/12/2013) [-]
reminds me of this
#74 to #2 - mikoli (12/12/2013) [-]
good job saving a thumbnail.
good job saving a thumbnail.
User avatar #145 to #74 - trisketthebiskit (12/12/2013) [-]
thanks took me a while but i finally learned how save a pictue
#24 - barndar ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
#31 - Ihazfunkitty (12/12/2013) [-]
RETREAT
RETREAT
#98 - dandamanzx ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
#66 - fantastick (12/12/2013) [-]
I feel safer knowing that someone's mad enough to give guns to people like this. This guy probably doesn't have time to shoot anyone, because his life as a turtle takes up most of his time.
I feel safer knowing that someone's mad enough to give guns to people like this. This guy probably doesn't have time to shoot anyone, because his life as a turtle takes up most of his time.
User avatar #69 to #66 - Tiwtin (12/12/2013) [-]
I've realized, after going to Basic Combat Training, that most of the military is filled with retards. I wouldn't have trusted my life with 85% of the people that I trained with. The other 15%? Hell yes.
User avatar #85 to #69 - toadkillerdog (12/12/2013) [-]
people tend to lose their **** in basic. In fact, a lot of the guys that do terribly in basic and in garrison actually do fairly well in combat. It's not a gurantee, some people really are ******* retarded, but they're not necessarily inclusive.
#121 to #85 - lordbroldamort (12/12/2013) [-]
Im a medic for my platoon, and i gotta say, i trust like 99% of them to watch my back, the other 1% isnt because they are stupid, its because they are cherry as **** .
User avatar #132 to #121 - toadkillerdog (12/12/2013) [-]
I'ma take a guess and say cherry is the army version of boot, and yeah I definitely get that. We also got rid of most of the ******** before we even deployed
#133 to #132 - lordbroldamort (12/12/2013) [-]
yea pretty much same over here, cherry ass privates, but i just say cherry. same thing as boot.
User avatar #77 to #69 - dagold ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I agree completely. Out of the 200 people in my company, I would trust maybe 20 of them to watch my back.
User avatar #122 to #77 - kinginyellow (12/12/2013) [-]
My friend's dad told me about his basic training. He said one guy was so out of it and nervous he pulled the pin on the grenade and just froze. Live grenade in his hand.
User avatar #150 to #122 - dagold ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
we had a girl do that. The instructor took it from her, threw it, and threw her to the ground to cover her. She didn't throw any more grenades that day.
#116 - LassieIsCool ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #134 to #116 - skilletpanhead (12/12/2013) [-]
Dear god I ******* hated that movie.
#81 - achphoenix (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #94 to #81 - DiabloStrawhat (12/12/2013) [-]
WIllem no

Willem

Willem pls
#103 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
he looks shell-shocked
#72 - lamnad (12/12/2013) [-]
My brother, who was in the army, used to call his armor his "Turtle Suit".
My brother, who was in the army, used to call his armor his "Turtle Suit".
#42 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
The Few. The Proud. The Marines.
User avatar #61 - vanhoutte (12/12/2013) [-]
he is definitely turtley enough for the turtle club
#155 - huntergriff (12/13/2013) [-]
To the people saying "Hurr durr Gives a whole new meaning to "special" forces", "Hurr durr Tax money well spent hurr hurr durr", "Hurr durr im glad to know what kind of people are defending our country. this proves only dumb 			*****		 who can't get a real job join the army":    
   
Please, just do yourself a favor and shut the 			****		 up. You haven't done the 			****		 that they've done, alright. You haven't watched your best friend get his brain splattered from a 			*******		 bullet. They are human 			*******		 beings just like you or me. They're going to do 			****		 to keep their mind off of 			****		 like watching their friend die, or accidentally killing someone who gets caught in the crossfire...or some 			****		 like that. Until you grow some balls and go there yourself and actually DO the 			****		 these people do, then you have no 			*******		 right to criticize these people.
To the people saying "Hurr durr Gives a whole new meaning to "special" forces", "Hurr durr Tax money well spent hurr hurr durr", "Hurr durr im glad to know what kind of people are defending our country. this proves only dumb ***** who can't get a real job join the army":

Please, just do yourself a favor and shut the **** up. You haven't done the **** that they've done, alright. You haven't watched your best friend get his brain splattered from a ******* bullet. They are human ******* beings just like you or me. They're going to do **** to keep their mind off of **** like watching their friend die, or accidentally killing someone who gets caught in the crossfire...or some **** like that. Until you grow some balls and go there yourself and actually DO the **** these people do, then you have no ******* right to criticize these people.
User avatar #156 to #155 - huntergriff (12/13/2013) [-]
They're doing **** like this*
User avatar #142 - thebritishguy (12/12/2013) [-]
gives a whole new meaning to "special" forces
#6 - eatinpizza (12/12/2013) [-]
Reminds of Tor changing into warrior mode .
User avatar #12 to #6 - kanatana (12/12/2013) [-]
Dude. Did you just make a Power Rangers reference? And an old school one at that? I think I love you.
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