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Cola Can Genie

Dayumm Another hard I i' Greetings Master) I am
day in hood. Wish ' the Cola Can Genie. You
mah life was as use as 5'; seemed have kicked my
dem white folk *sigh* canned prison hard
enough to summon me. I
can grant we one wish.
Also raping, touching and
wishing for sex with me is
distally off limits.
I Well in dat case. I wanna
be white and surrounded by
marginal
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User avatar #17 to #6 - thenameschuck (02/05/2014) [-]
is this a thing?
User avatar #37 to #6 - adu (02/05/2014) [-]
More Runescape themed reaction images! The second one I've seen today! Is there a folder of these things I can get somewhere??
User avatar #63 to #6 - sovietsamurai (02/05/2014) [-]
I clicked but nothing happened
User avatar #31 to #6 - geese (02/05/2014) [-]
52? what kind of filthy casual do you take me for?
#50 - takemythumb ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
#7 - Rascal (02/05/2014) [-]
"...raping, touching and wishing for sex with me is totally off limits."
"... raping... is totally off limits."

Isn't that the point of rape?
#12 to #7 - Rascal (02/05/2014) [-]
And then you go to jail where you get sodomized and beaten by all the inmates that hate people like you .
User avatar #14 to #12 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
Just wish for being able to get away with raping her
#16 to #7 - tomagod (02/05/2014) [-]
I read it as rapping and i was oh no this ***** cant rap anymore, what will he do to express himself.
#2 - kingsombra (02/04/2014) [-]
He's the best representation of a ****** I've ever seen
User avatar #15 to #2 - puut (02/05/2014) [-]
Ya, but I was expecting him to turn into a women's room toilet.
User avatar #8 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/05/2014) [-]
I'd wish for more wishes since she didn't stipulate that I couldn't do that.
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie (02/05/2014) [-]
Raping is off limits?

Maybe that would deter him if it weren't for the fact that, oh I don't know, Raping is always off limits.
User avatar #117 to #65 - friedgreenpomatoes (02/05/2014) [-]
Right, rape a genie with infinite magical power.
User avatar #124 to #117 - TheHutchie (02/05/2014) [-]
I think you're missing the point, but yeah, you're right.

Don't **** with powerful genies.
#67 to #65 - itsbendingtime (02/05/2014) [-]
Like that would stop him. He's black.
#40 to #9 - nibbero (02/05/2014) [-]
Like this?
#47 - Rascal (02/05/2014) [-]
"I wish how much any given female wants to have sex with me is positively proportional to how attractive i find them."
#91 - keybladewarrior (02/05/2014) [-]
Well, it's better than struggling in the hood.
#55 - mvtjets (02/05/2014) [-]
"Also raping, touching and wishing for sex with me is totally off limits"

I wish it wasn't
#61 - Rascal (02/05/2014) [-]
>"Can I get two more wishes?"
>Wish for no limits
>Wish for eternal time with her
>???
>profit
#76 to #61 - lookatmyhouseofwax (02/05/2014) [-]
Wish for genies to give me more wishes
Wish for genies to give me more wishes
User avatar #62 to #61 - seniorawesomesauce (02/05/2014) [-]
in most cases, you can't wish for anything that results in more wishes.
User avatar #64 to #62 - negativeone (02/05/2014) [-]
>Wish to change the rules to allow more wishes
>Wish for more wishes
User avatar #161 to #64 - seniorawesomesauce (02/05/2014) [-]
Once again, you can wish for anything that could result in more wishes.
#66 to #64 - hellpwnage (02/05/2014) [-]
but you only get ONE wish, so you wasted the one wish in wishing you could wish for more wishes, but you don't have the wishes left to wish for the new wishes!
#95 to #66 - thempc (02/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #66 - negativeone (02/05/2014) [-]
Well, you could wish to change the wishing rules before you make any wishes, then after you wished the rule change you can wish for more wishes. If your wish for a rule change cannot happen, you still get 2 more wishes to wish.

#68 to #66 - itsbendingtime (02/05/2014) [-]
I wish I had all the powers of a genie with none of the limitations.
User avatar #165 to #68 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
i wish i had 10 trillion dollars. ***** i can buy your dreams and crush them in front of you.
#60 - sirfistalot (02/05/2014) [-]
I cant stop laughing
I cant stop laughing
#56 - eyke ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 to #56 - kyrozor ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
aaand saved
#3 - goldenfairy (02/04/2014) [-]
There's anime called Akikan where girls get summoned out of juice cans.
User avatar #19 to #3 - thebestpieever (02/05/2014) [-]
Why doesn't that surprise me?
User avatar #46 to #3 - scaratel (02/05/2014) [-]
It's mostly fan service. I love it.
User avatar #52 to #46 - goldenfairy (02/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't agree with this.
It does have some fan service but it's not much. There are much worse ones.
#18 to #3 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
So yeah I watched the first episode of it. Like whatever, I watched Upotte and that turned out ok. I was not ready. Not in the least. MFW
So yeah I watched the first episode of it. Like whatever, I watched Upotte and that turned out ok. I was not ready. Not in the least. MFW
User avatar #21 to #18 - vortexrain (02/05/2014) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #22 to #21 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
So there's a gay guy hitting on the MC, something about carbon dioxide, and the man penetrated the woman in can form with a straw and "drank her juices". also she's jealous of his can collection
User avatar #23 to #22 - vortexrain (02/05/2014) [-]
Is it "good"?
User avatar #24 to #23 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
eh. depends on what you like. 6 or 7 out of 10 for me. No real immediate problems plot wise, but i only watched one episode. It's a comedy and it appears to be harem later on. To be honest I can't tell much of whats going on story wise.
User avatar #27 to #24 - goldenfairy (02/05/2014) [-]
It's not harem. There will be some action as well.
User avatar #28 to #27 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
Ah. I was just going off of episode 1 and the theme song deal. Thanks for clarifying.
User avatar #30 to #28 - goldenfairy (02/05/2014) [-]
Well it's easy to confuse I guess. It's not so typical one.
User avatar #32 to #30 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
So was it good?
User avatar #33 to #32 - goldenfairy (02/05/2014) [-]
It was weird and confusing at first, but when action started it got better.
MC almost gets killed by classmate
User avatar #34 to #33 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
well crap. now i'm with vortexrain and will watch it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - vortexrain (02/05/2014) [-]
It is no on my to watch list.
User avatar #26 to #25 - macguffin (02/05/2014) [-]
Ok. let me know what you think. I like to see how my tastes compare to others.
User avatar #36 to #26 - vortexrain (02/05/2014) [-]
It seems like an okay show. I'll watch the rest of them when I get done with The World God Only Knows.
#127 - mytwocents (02/05/2014) [-]
fixed.

this time tyrone finaly got his **** together.
User avatar #72 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Wish for her to rape you, problem solved.
#81 to #75 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Hanging out with little boys in spandex i see
#84 to #83 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
I love you virjina but you can't be doing that, c'mon
User avatar #85 to #84 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Whoa wtf happened to that cap
#86 to #85 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
lol that  crack me up alot , here take this lol
lol that crack me up alot , here take this lol
#87 to #86 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
**** yes that you. I was gunna find you on another post and say theres no escaping virhina, prepuh to duh
User avatar #136 to #135 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
**** yes, thank you
#88 to #87 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  my sweet tender nipples
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my sweet tender nipples
#92 to #90 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
A true sayain always sprinkle when he tinkles
#93 to #92 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
He's right you know if only there was a third person who did this
#94 to #93 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
is okay baby we can take the roles
#96 to #94 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Ka-ka-carrot cake, I am real super sand
#121 to #96 - yowutis (02/05/2014) [-]
Wait I got this, "And I'm stronger than an ant if an ant was this big!"
#98 to #96 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
ehhh you you just ******* with me
#99 to #98 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Ka-ka-carrot cake. When i was just a little boy.

he

he
HE DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY
#100 to #99 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
You Monster Frisbee!
#101 to #100 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
The cake was delicious
#102 to #101 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
ka-ka carmen electra show him what for it means to be super sand legend..uhh iam dead
#111 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
btw ur 			*******		 freeza at the end killed me
btw ur ******* freeza at the end killed me
User avatar #112 to #111 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
r.i.p butteryweiner what shiping tool what it look like, and how did u know i was using window 7
#108 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Ive just been screen capping from the video. well.. looks like were out of replies
Ive just been screen capping from the video. well.. looks like were out of replies
User avatar #109 to #108 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
how u screen cap?
#103 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
freEZYYYPAAAAHP
#106 to #103 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
owwww my ear could not found the actually picture so here funny pic instead
User avatar #126 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Yea i know about it as a store, i live in buffalo for a summer so i got the northerner experience (with all the sun im used to)
#116 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
I mean **** it lets all have another orange Julius, thick syrup standing in line. The malls are the soon to be ghost towns, well so long, fare well, goodbye.

i live in florida so i know not of this juilius
#164 to #116 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
you dont know about orange julius? And you call yourself an American?
User avatar #120 to #116 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
well do u know now what orange juice iam taling aout?
#118 to #116 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
for **** sake, america usa inveted it... we in canada only got 1..well in quebec province here i show u the pic maybe it refreshu re memories

here this do u know it?
#113 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Because windows 7 is the 			*******		 best bro. And just type Snipping Tool into the start menu, you should find it. (i would just take a snap of my start menu, but it closes when u run the snipping tool)
Because windows 7 is the ******* best bro. And just type Snipping Tool into the start menu, you should find it. (i would just take a snap of my start menu, but it closes when u run the snipping tool)
User avatar #115 to #113 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
*julius juice that orange juice that taste sweet
User avatar #114 to #113 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
alright thanks man i also love ure username for some reason

also get this i got school today but iam more focus on going to buy 2 hamburger from harveys and 4 L orange juice at julious i mean a man gotta know his prioroties right lol?
User avatar #110 to #102 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Snipping tool under the start menu. every windows 7 and beyond has it i think
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#140 to #96 - spanishninja (02/05/2014) [-]
have this
have this
User avatar #148 to #140 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
**** yes, i love you people. feed me more
#143 to #139 - spanishninja (02/05/2014) [-]
shoo, fagget.
#147 to #83 - hopporto ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
MFW thats my tf2 spray
MFW thats my tf2 spray
User avatar #149 to #147 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
i know the game tf2 but i did not play it, like what u mean tf2 spray?
User avatar #150 to #149 - hopporto ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
you can upload an image or special animated format i dont know what format that is yet. and then press t on any wall, floor, or celling, and the image will appear there for the whole server to see
User avatar #151 to #150 - alphagex (02/05/2014) [-]
oh that i remeber i saw video of a spy puting naked pic of a girl and the guy look at the pic and he like knife him fron behind
#48 - saucegod (02/05/2014) [-]
**saucegod rolls 56**
#1 - omegasoul (02/04/2014) [-]
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#130 - okaymayun (02/05/2014) [-]
Poor Tyrone. Hes always been getting owned.
Poor Tyrone. Hes always been getting owned.
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