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User avatar #1 - buttcacti (09/19/2015) [-]
Cool, another post to save and never use.
User avatar #2 to #1 - truezen ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
#7 - defski ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
I'd rather not have another thing to wash.
User avatar #24 to #7 - kurtlanglie (09/20/2015) [-]
For those looking for a solution to hard butter, run the knife under hot water for a little bit. It works wonders.
User avatar #28 to #24 - posttwo (09/20/2015) [-]
microwave for ten seconds also works
User avatar #3 - amazingchestahead (09/19/2015) [-]
i once stole a red pen just because the person who owned it was talking about how no one would steal it because it was red.
#5 to #3 - nerdking (09/19/2015) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**R00d.
#10 - damnfaithlessdogs (09/20/2015) [-]
#21 But I ALWAYS lose all my chapstick.
#9 - comicironic ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
Two minutes? No.
The outside of the bottle will chill and feel cold in two minutes, but from experience it takes the inside longer to cool down.
#29 to #9 - turbanmasher (09/20/2015) [-]
Last one I tried was cool in about 20 minutes. Not ice-cold but decent. I also did it in the deep freeze, so 2 minutes is total ******** . Still quicker than the fridge
#8 - defski ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
The toothpaste one, a hair pin is no way tight enough to squeeze all the toothpaste.

Just buy yourself one of these.
User avatar #20 - affix (09/20/2015) [-]
Or clean your keyboard by turning it upside down, and smashing the **** out of it on the desk.
Logitech keyboards like the k120 are as tough as old ps controllers. Beat them and it won't matter.

Clean as a whistle.
#14 - legionofmudkip (09/20/2015) [-]
can someone explain this to me?
User avatar #21 to #14 - thunderchild (09/20/2015) [-]
How do they get the spring on ?
User avatar #16 to #14 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
it's to prevent it from bending at sharp angles and breaking the wire
#18 to #16 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
they deliberately design it that way so you can buy a new one when it finally snaps
User avatar #19 to #18 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
of course they do
User avatar #15 to #14 - mattabatta (09/20/2015) [-]
so apparently it stops the cord from bending too far for the rubber to snap. but i think for it to work the spring needs to be further up.
User avatar #17 to #15 - legionofmudkip (09/20/2015) [-]
okay. thnx
#25 - pedestrianx (09/20/2015) [-]
> wasting your bobby pins on toothpaste
User avatar #26 - Tyranitar (09/20/2015) [-]
All the ties look the same to me at the end, aside from color. So what's the point?

But then again, I despite them and never plan to wear even a clip-on in my life, so I guess that's why.
User avatar #12 - justaperson (09/20/2015) [-]
I just want to know how he got such long strands of butter on the grater.
#30 - lronman (09/20/2015) [-]
the windsor and half windsor knots are depicted the same.
User avatar #27 - ipwnallnubz (09/20/2015) [-]
The toothpaste one: just find something that's hard on the bottom, put it on a hard surface, and squeeze towards the end. I use my shaving cream can, but a cup would work well too.
#23 - martenskii (09/20/2015) [-]
Does the bottle trick work on regular water bottles?
#22 - ambtions (09/20/2015) [-]
MAXIMUM SANDWICH EFICIENCY
User avatar #13 - bondofsnow (09/20/2015) [-]
Does number 14 work with non-Nalgene bottles?
#11 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
I know the pen thing doesn't work, because i steal red pens all the time
User avatar #6 - seriousvaluables (09/20/2015) [-]
for number 8 thats pretty useful since you always have to call by phone to cancel those free trails from becoming paid trials and I dont want to talk on the phone about that I wank to whatever weird thing
User avatar #4 - DementedDoom (09/19/2015) [-]
This has been said before, but i can't keep a ChapStick container regardless. What makes you think storing money in there would be a good idea? Maybe in like the glove compartment.. But still, those ******* are the second easiest thing to lose, after bic lighters.
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