Cluedo. Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a to blame it on.. END ite BY PRECESS CF I SUBMIT INTIATE DINING .. You can't flim-flam the Zim-zam!
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#23 - bluemagebrilly (04/23/2014) [-]
It's always the mustard.

Always
#56 to #23 - invalidcupcake (04/24/2014) [-]
Um...





I like league of legends
#99 to #56 - bluemagebrilly (04/24/2014) [-]
You can like what you want. I don't see what that has to do with anything, though, other than me using a Dota 2 related picture.

I used to play League, and it was an okay game, but I enjoy Dota more.
#38 to #23 - atomicman (04/23/2014) [-]
Who killed the entire enemy team and 1shot their ancient?

It was sven with the candle stick at roshan
#46 to #23 - gearshift (04/24/2014) [-]
Isn't that the arrow lady from dota? Marinade or something like that.
#47 to #46 - bluemagebrilly (04/24/2014) [-]
Mirana, yes, and her cat Sagan.
#48 to #47 - gearshift (04/24/2014) [-]
I should go play more DOTA, im forgetting names
#49 to #48 - bluemagebrilly (04/24/2014) [-]
Do it, but make sure you have at least an hour or two free to play. They usually take that long.
User avatar #68 to #48 - afaik (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh my **** , that is the badasseriest rubick I've ever seen
#13 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
You can't flim-flam the Zim-zam!
#27 to #13 - moonmist (04/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 to #13 - badsamaritan (04/23/2014) [-]
I never understood why the media decided to release pictures of Trayvon from when he was 12-13.
NBC did alot of ****** up **** .
User avatar #22 to #18 - sketchE ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
trying to start something for the media attention. NBC even doctored his phone call to the police to make him seem racist
#30 to #18 - twofreegerbils (04/23/2014) [-]
It's pretty easy to understand, actually. The liberal news media is controlled by Jews and only exists to to give you their polluted version of the truth.
User avatar #42 to #30 - davidavidson (04/24/2014) [-]
I did it... I successfully indoctrinated FJ into /pol/

I think I need to have a beer now.
User avatar #67 to #42 - schnizel (04/24/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #54 to #42 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
If anything, schnizel is responsible for redpilling FJ
User avatar #94 to #54 - davidavidson (04/24/2014) [-]
It was a group effort. I think schnizel can attest to that
User avatar #95 to #94 - schnizel (04/24/2014) [-]
Ye
I'm the minister of propaganda and he is mein fuhrer
User avatar #96 to #95 - davidavidson (04/24/2014) [-]
I need to get back at this lol. I miss it and you have obviously made a name for yourself lel
User avatar #97 to #96 - schnizel (04/24/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #66 to #54 - schnizel (04/24/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #55 to #30 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Take The Red Pill

Let me guess, white supremacist who somehow still believes he's a part of the master race while believing the Jews control the whole world?
User avatar #58 to #55 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
Let me guess, massive cockloving faggot?
User avatar #61 to #58 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Come on, bro. Don't be like that. Tell me how whites are the most oppressed people in America.
User avatar #76 to #64 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Screencaps are all the rage in proving conspiracies are real.

remember to buy the infowars tested iodine pills to protect you from the fluoride.
#93 to #76 - rekumate (04/24/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with screencaps if they get the basic message across and are sourced and accurate? If anything it proves conspiracy theorists are slowly moving together and getting to the bottom of the truth. And how does mentioning some unrelated silly **** somehow invalidate this perfectly reasonable text.
User avatar #92 to #76 - schnizel (04/24/2014) [-]
Answer those questions. But seeing you use ad hominem and insults means that you don't know how to answer them.
User avatar #62 to #61 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
I will as soon as you explain why you felt the need to reply to my comment not once, not twice, but three times. Like a fag.
User avatar #69 to #62 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
No man, I want you to call me a sheep, then post "Anti-racist is codeword for anti-white" like you're supposed to.

This is textbook stuff. Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, white countries for everybody. Amirite?
User avatar #70 to #69 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
You seem to have a very strong idea of what the people around you think, without actually knowing anything about the people around you at all.

Are you sure those aren't your latent racist thoughts, and you're projecting them onto me?
User avatar #73 to #70 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Is your conspiratorial thinking to limited to the Jews controlling the world or are you into Reptilian aliens controlling the world, 9/11 being an inside job, FEMA coming to get you and Disney being a secret satanic rape cult as well?
User avatar #71 to #70 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh so you're a fan of freud?

So are you on board with the whole "All men secretly want dick" thing or do you just pick and choose stuff to fit your argument?
User avatar #72 to #71 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
So, I can't be selective with ideology, is what you're telling me?

Does that mean if I think it's wrong to kill people (as it is said in the Ten Commandments), then I also have to believe that Jesus Christ is the son of the God of Abraham?

Or are you just being a presumptuous cunt?
User avatar #74 to #72 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
No, man. I just like stringing you guys along.
#75 to #74 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
Do you bear any resemblance to pic related, perchance?
User avatar #78 to #75 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
"Is your conspiratorial thinking to limited to the Jews controlling the world or are you into Reptilian aliens controlling the world, 9/11 being an inside job, FEMA coming to get you and Disney being a secret satanic rape cult as well?"

So... that's a yes?
User avatar #79 to #78 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
You actually expected me to reply to that ******** ?
User avatar #80 to #79 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, I don't have very high expectations for someone who thinks the Jooz are running the world and that the gays are indoctrinating the kids, so yeah, I kind of expect it to be true.
User avatar #81 to #80 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
You're right. Thank you for enlightening me. I have been in the wrong this entire time.

Israel, you are my greatest ally!
User avatar #83 to #81 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Nah. I'm not saying that you have to like Israel, I personally don't think their politics are savory. I think that the IDF has done some nasty things.

That doesn't mean that jews are running the world and control all government with their money. Eventually it all leads to the same **** . 9/11 was a false flag to attack the enemies of Israel, the Bilderburg group is plotting the NWO, there's a secret agenda to commit genocide against whites (still haven't heard why) and it's all being done by jews.

That's what the tie in is for a lot of conspiracy theorists, that the jews are trying to run the world into the ground but they never really get past the speculation phase, in terms of it's legitimacy as a theory.
User avatar #85 to #83 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
What the **** are you going on about.. New World Order? Who said anything about that? You are literally the most presumptuous person I've ever talked to.
User avatar #98 to #85 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Enjoy your vacation away from reality, then.
User avatar #100 to #98 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianne_Feinstein
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bloomberg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabby_giffords
Lets see.. The three most vehemently anti-gun politicians that have ever been in office. What do they all have in common? They're all Jewish.
User avatar #88 to #85 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
"I claimed the Jews run the world? You're going to have to show me EXACTLY where I said that, ******** ."

To an extent, you certainly believe that.

If you don't believe the jews are controlling at least the US government, go ahead and say so.
User avatar #91 to #88 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
And no, I don't believe da joos are controlling the entire US govt., although it's painfully obvious they have infiltrated their ranks.
User avatar #90 to #88 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
Uh... No. It's not even possible to believe that, "to an extent".

"I believe that Jews control THE ENTIRE WORLD, meaning 100% of it. Oh, but only the news media. Because the news media is the ENTIRE WORLD, right?"

That's how stupid you sound.
User avatar #86 to #85 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
The irony that a guy who claimed the Jews control the world, is now calling me presumptuous is not lost on me.


So I guess that means you don't think Reptile people are running the show. It's just the one thing.
User avatar #87 to #86 - twofreegerbils (04/24/2014) [-]
I claimed the Jews run the world? You're going to have to show me EXACTLY where I said that, ******** .
User avatar #77 to #75 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
More dragon dildos.
User avatar #60 to #58 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Tell me about the gay agenda, bro. Tell me about how they're indoctrinating you to be a fag.
User avatar #65 to #60 - schnizel (04/24/2014) [-]
Not us, the children.
#82 to #55 - rekumate (04/24/2014) [-]
Not white, but what is wrong with believing Jews hold a lot of power. More specifically Ashkenazi Jews. Heck, you even have Sephardic Jews who believe in this "conspiracy nonsense."
User avatar #84 to #82 - jukuku (04/24/2014) [-]
Not biting onto the toned down **** .

If you think a lot of jews are successful, go right ahead but I'm not going to sit here and apathetically nod my head as you softly introduce the idea that jews are evil.
#89 to #84 - rekumate (04/24/2014) [-]
Not all are evil, but many powerful jews do have hidden agendas. Just look at their history for ***** sake. Think of it this way. The average person lies, cheats, and concocts secret plans many times a day without noticing. And your telling me that people who have more power, influence, wealth, and resources, with more to lose and more to gain are incapable of having ulterior motives. There is a lot of secret esoteric **** in this world with a lot of history behind it. Just because your life may be straightforward and plan don't assume this reality is as a whole.

So basically read more. Many conspiracy theories have turned out to be true. Here is a simple video you may understand to get you started

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlVXw4RPqg
#20 to #18 - Gewdaism (04/23/2014) [-]
Lazy media people get most of their pictures from people's Facebook pages, that might have been the only one they could find
User avatar #35 to #20 - onewithpokerface (04/23/2014) [-]
might have been the only one they could find where he wasn't wearing a hood, flipping the camera off, shirtless or making a gang sign*

Fixed that for you.
#1 - deezknuts (04/23/2014) [-]
In England they call it Cluedo   
   
 but why
In England they call it Cluedo

but why
User avatar #31 to #1 - yetaxaa (04/23/2014) [-]
Why do they call Where's Wally Where's Waldo in America.
England version's always better.
User avatar #53 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow (04/24/2014) [-]
I have no Cluedo.


Come on. You were asking for it.
#26 to #1 - wimwam (04/23/2014) [-]
Dat clue do
#9 to #1 - doktorwhat (04/23/2014) [-]
no, in North America they call it "Clue". It is an English game published in Leeds in 1949.

inb4 philosopher's stone vs. sorceor's stone.
User avatar #16 to #9 - Anonomousthirteen (04/23/2014) [-]
Dafaq iz "Fil-ou-sof-der?"
I'm Murcan and dis word be too big fo' me!
User avatar #10 to #9 - deezknuts (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I know it came from England, but that's silly

I mean what the **** is a Cluedo?
User avatar #33 to #10 - mutzaki ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Cluedo comes from clue and ludo, which means "I play" in Latin.
#21 to #10 - doktorwhat (04/23/2014) [-]
say it like this:
kloo
doo
and then it makes sense
User avatar #19 to #10 - eloys (04/23/2014) [-]
you "do" the "clues"...

I don't ******* know. But they call it Cluedo in Denmark aswell.
#36 to #1 - earloflemondgrab (04/23/2014) [-]
The amount of times I've been able to post this picture in the last couple of weeks is astonishing.
#41 to #36 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
here's a happier version
#2 to #1 - totalynotxewi (04/23/2014) [-]
Lets get to bashing butts aswell as deezknuts   
   
 they don't where you're from?
Lets get to bashing butts aswell as deezknuts

they don't where you're from?
#24 to #2 - smellmyfaceforswag (04/23/2014) [-]
Here ya go, baby.
Here ya go, baby.
#3 to #2 - deezknuts (04/23/2014) [-]
No, they call it clue because you use clues to progress in the game.   
   
usually american stuff doesn't make sense and english stuff does (football, metric system, health care)   
but here it's backwards.   
   
 I'm scared
No, they call it clue because you use clues to progress in the game.

usually american stuff doesn't make sense and english stuff does (football, metric system, health care)
but here it's backwards.

I'm scared
#11 to #3 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
"In 1944, Anthony E. Pratt, an English solicitor's clerk, filed for a patent of his invention of a murder/mystery-themed game, originally named "Murder!" The game was originally invented as a new game to play during sometimes lengthy air raid drills in underground bunkers. Shortly thereafter, Pratt and his wife presented the game to Waddingtons's executive, Norman Watson, who immediately purchased the game and provided its trademark name of "Cluedo" (a play on "clue" and "Ludo"; ludo is Latin for I play). Though the patent was granted in 1947, due to post-war shortages, the game was not officially launched until 1949, when the game was simultaneously licensed to Parker Brothers in the United States for publication, where it was renamed "Clue" along with other minor changes"
#12 to #11 - deezknuts (04/23/2014) [-]
I enjoy learning
I enjoy learning
#4 to #3 - totalynotxewi (04/23/2014) [-]
where is the world going to?   
   
 So am I
where is the world going to?

So am I
#5 to #4 - deezknuts (04/23/2014) [-]
just like real meat...and you get it at the store... 's like real meat, and you touch it all nice   
   
 band aid
just like real meat...and you get it at the store... 's like real meat, and you touch it all nice

band aid
#6 to #5 - totalynotxewi (04/23/2014) [-]
What
What
#8 to #7 - totalynotxewi (04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, It seems like I missed that vid.   
   
 You can never have enough JonTron
Thanks, It seems like I missed that vid.

You can never have enough JonTron
User avatar #32 to #3 - namesboo (04/23/2014) [-]
probably has something like why walkers is called lays and lynx is called axe
#14 - pappathethird (04/23/2014) [-]
the desc
#37 - houseofscarlet (04/23/2014) [-]
Favorite board game and movie.
Favorite board game and movie.
#15 - miwauturu (04/23/2014) [-]
Huh, until just now I thought when they mentioned "Cluedo" in Sherlock it was just a way to get around using the actual game's name and having to get into copyright issues. Apparently not though.
User avatar #44 - franklyimaperson (04/24/2014) [-]
Sort of related, but I swear, I try to play Colonel Mustard every time I've played Clue, and while I haven't always been the one to solve it, it has never been me when I play the Colonel

However, this one time when I got stuck with Professor Plum, and sure enough, the one time I'm not Mustard I am the guy

MFW Colonel
#45 to #44 - franklyimaperson (04/24/2014) [-]
Damn, forgot the picture
Damn, forgot the picture
#28 - tacoindeed (04/23/2014) [-]
look at that smug bastard
#101 - daejin (04/27/2014) [-]
**daejin rolls 978,909,383**
#51 - btfotmkiller (04/24/2014) [-]
**btfotmkiller rolled image**
**btfotmkiller rolled image**
User avatar #50 - Rei (04/24/2014) [-]
New Version of Cluedo has a ****** . Problem solved.
User avatar #43 - xxfalconxx (04/24/2014) [-]
Perfect description.
#40 - devilnabil (04/24/2014) [-]
**devilnabil rolls 38** going for dubs
#57 to #40 - invalidcupcake (04/24/2014) [-]
**invalidcupcake rolls 99** Move aside, ******
#39 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
This happened to me once.
I was Mustard, killed with a pipe, in the library. Ironically, I was in the same room with the same murder weapon when I guessed it right.
User avatar #17 - Zyklone (04/23/2014) [-]
Well if you wanted to actually win the board game you would lie and say the evidence pointed to someone else. Then if no one could disprove you they got flogged for 7 days.
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