Clown mask. . onetime the parents went out to dinner the sitter called and asked if she could cover the creepy clown statue in the kid' s ream the dad said get  alzeimers
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onetime the parents
went out to dinner
the sitter called and
asked if she could cover
the creepy clown statue
in the kid' s ream
the dad said
get taut ed the house.
call the police,
we do not have a
clown statue."
by the time the police
got there they
they did have a dawn statue
and the dad had ' s
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Submitted: 06/12/2014
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User avatar #13 - samxdaxman (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the parents were out to dinner.
The daughter asked if she could cover up the creepy clown statue.
The dad said "That's just our son. He's a Juggalo. Cover him up anyway."
User avatar #1 - mightypoggers ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
one time the parents went out to dinner

the sitter called and asked if she could cover the creepy clown statue in the kid's room

The dad said, "who are you?"

the dad had Alzheimers.
User avatar #3 - firuswolf (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Get out of the house right now and call the police, we don't have any kids."

The dad had really bad alzheimers..
#12 - lycoris ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One time, the parents went out to dinner.   
The sitter asked the clown if she could cover up the ringing phone in the kid's room.   
The clown said "Get out of the house right now, we don't have a phone."   
Then who was phone?!
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter asked the clown if she could cover up the ringing phone in the kid's room.
The clown said "Get out of the house right now, we don't have a phone."
Then who was phone?!
User avatar #5 - tomahawkkit (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Get out of the house right now, and ill call the police."
the parents never hired a sitter.
User avatar #18 - iamtheceej (06/12/2014) [-]
One time the parents went out to dinner.
The dad called the sitter and asked if he could cover up the creepy wife sat opposite him.
The sitter said "Get out of the marriage, then call me, I don't have a boyfriend"
The dad had a boner.
User avatar #7 - YllekNayr (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
These ****** comments are awesome.
User avatar #4 - masqueraide ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Yeah sure I hate it too."

The dad hated the sitter and his kids.
User avatar #16 - flamingpie (06/12/2014) [-]
One time the parents went out to dinner
The clown called and asked if he could cover up the kids in the sitter's room
the dad said "get out of the house and call the police we do not have a cover."
By the time the police got there, the clown had found a cover.
User avatar #6 - theflyingdick (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the parents went to dinner, the clown asked if he could cover the creepy sitter statue in the kids room. The Dad said "Get out of the house right now. And called the cops"
They hired a sitter
#27 - rundas (06/13/2014) [-]
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover the creepy clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Get out of my house. I'm calling the police. What kind of pleb are you, that you can't appreciate art?"
User avatar #25 - cakezs (06/13/2014) [-]
One time the parents went out to dinner
The sitter called and asked if she could cover the creepy clown statue in the kid's room
The dad said, "I'll take the bacon burger with a side of fries"
The dad forgot he answered the phone.
User avatar #28 - leafonthewind (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
one dinner a clown statue went out to babysit
it called the father and said do you want me to call the house there is a creepy
kid in your room
the dad said get out we don't have a house
the police were alzheimers
User avatar #9 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Stay in the house, and call the police."
The kids were orphans
User avatar #17 - crispybomb (06/12/2014) [-]
One time the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the kids.
The dad said "Get out of the house and burn it down.We hate kids."
By the time the police arrived the children and house was burnt and the dad said "loljk"
#15 - nexdemise ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]

One time, the parents went out to dinner.
The sitter called and asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue in the kid's room.
The dad said "Get out of the house right now and call the police, we don't have a Lenin statue."
The sitter and the children were killed by secret police, as were the parents for not having a Lenin statue.
User avatar #14 - albinopanda (06/12/2014) [-]
One time, the kids went out to dinner
The clown called and asked if he could cover up the creepy parents statue in the kids room.
The kids said " get out of the house and call our therapist, tell him hes a rich man"
The kids parents recently died and they were diagnosed with depression.
User avatar #37 - therealduckman (06/13/2014) [-]
One time the clown went out to the kid's house
the parents called and asked if they could cover the sitter
the clown said call the police , i didn't hire a sitter
the clown had diabetes
User avatar #24 - borishaha (06/13/2014) [-]
siiter sit child as mother and father go to weekly stalin ceremony
sitter put child to bed Lenin staute freak he out
calls parent ask if can cover staute of Lenin
"go out now we no have lenin statue in child room"
parents call KGB they get home get arrested for not having statue of Lenin
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