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#1 - kristovsky ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
Isn't it amazing how the British manage to keep towers standing?
#29 to #1 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
Give the *********** some time theyre about to **** you over as well.
#34 to #1 - abbieru (09/18/2015) [-]
Cheekiest Breeki
#43 to #1 - toboz ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
i kekd
User avatar #37 to #1 - boxdweller ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Top banter lad.
User avatar #5 to #1 - yomrman (09/17/2015) [-]
Ohhh, that was dirty and im an American
User avatar #2 to #1 - rockmanfan (09/17/2015) [-]
yeah, unlike your empire...
User avatar #3 to #2 - xsirwafflezx (09/17/2015) [-]
Better to have had and lost, then to have never had at all.
User avatar #6 to #3 - traelos (09/17/2015) [-]
You're aware that the U.S. is currently the world's most influential empire right? We just don't call ourselves that because you yurocucks made it some sort of bad word.
User avatar #33 to #6 - jasonvgrace (09/18/2015) [-]
Actually you Americans tell a lot of people things like that,...Americans are most often one of the most arrogant type of people I have met before

sorry for bad english
User avatar #8 to #6 - sanguinemybrother (09/18/2015) [-]
You know China is a thing right? they could **** you up in a heartbeat.
User avatar #9 to #8 - traelos (09/18/2015) [-]
>China
>Power projection

lawl
#31 to #9 - yourinvisiblegf (09/18/2015) [-]
> what are treasury bonds
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Treasury_security#International

that's why USA is so cautious with China
#41 to #31 - mayoroftownsville (09/18/2015) [-]
That's actually worse for the Chinese. It would be bad for the U.S. to default and get a ****** credit rating, but we wouldn't lose any money - in fact by defaulting we would come out of debt, so there's a silver lining to the situation.

No such thing is true of the Chinese - if the U.S. defaults, they lose trillions with no way to get it back except by going to a war with a nation protected by the two largest oceans to the east and west, our closest ally and largest trading partner to the north, and a reasonably close ally and large trading partner to the south. Not to mention that in terms of naval and airforce power, the US could take on the rest of the world combined. And we have Indonesia, Nigeria and India lining up to take on our manufacturing needs when China stops. A war with the US is a losing war for China.
#44 to #31 - kristovsky ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
You laugh at Belgium now

But what happens when they come to collect?
User avatar #10 to #8 - derangedberger ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Economically, maybe.
No single nation on earth can stand up to the US in a total war.
User avatar #27 to #10 - andywazowski ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
I mean depends on how all in you wanna go. If we talking full on " **** it, let's ******* go all in and kill everyone with nukes". A few nations/countries might. But in a "normal" war, no, I agree.
User avatar #24 to #10 - warioteam (09/18/2015) [-]
russia might, but if we **** up their nukes with our carriers first then americas got the upper ground by a long shot
#26 to #24 - bann ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
They're still only 1/3 the population of the US, I dunno if they could withstand it.

Though the same could be said for China vs US

Though it doesn't really matter because total war isn't a realistic scenario
User avatar #23 to #10 - yomrman (09/18/2015) [-]
Ya, but i think at this stage we are past total war. It'll just end up in nukes
User avatar #46 to #8 - crazyeyedbioll (09/18/2015) [-]
>China
>Even being slightly capable of taking on US/NATO
keep being cheeky friend
User avatar #22 to #8 - djequalizee (09/18/2015) [-]
There aren't too many things the US is first in but like it more not, military is one of em.
#20 to #8 - grantnola (09/18/2015) [-]
Goodluck with that bamboo coon
#35 to #20 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 to #3 - manza (09/18/2015) [-]
We had that mini empire of the Philippines, Cuba, and Puerto Rico we stole from Spain. although we did keep puerto rico
User avatar #13 to #2 - learmy (09/18/2015) [-]
lol...american pride. how shameful

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
#14 to #13 - rockmanfan (09/18/2015) [-]
**rockmanfan used "*roll picture*"**
**rockmanfan rolled image**someone's salty. and terrible at actually looking up facts.
User avatar #15 to #14 - avatice (09/18/2015) [-]
That roll was oddly relevant.
#28 to #13 - layxe (09/18/2015) [-]
i say a video once of an american who didnt know how many sides were on a triangle
User avatar #17 to #13 - ultimtemplar (09/18/2015) [-]
The civil war ended 150 years ago you moron. Also both World Wars would have been drawn out longer if the US hadn't entered. WWI may have even been lost. Also, the US was technically victorious in Korea.
User avatar #47 to #17 - dwraith (09/18/2015) [-]
Well, Korea hasn't technically ended, I don't think. Isn't it still a cease fire, with no treaty?
User avatar #7 to #2 - kristovsky ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
It was willingly dissolved to be fair.

But good burn otherwise.
#12 to #7 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
like **** .

as willingly dissolved as the USSR maybe.
User avatar #36 to #12 - kristovsky ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Look at the history of the dissolution of the Empire and you will find out that you are wrong. In simplest terms, after WW2 the empire was no longer profitable to keep, most of the infrastructure at home and in places like India, Egypt and Burma had been destroyed in the war. Also, public opinion in Britain turned away from colonialism after WW2. As a result of these two things, the British began the process of granting colonies independence, ending with the handing of Honk Kong back to China in 1997. The Commonwealth of Nations was put in it's place, to keep trading ties between former colonies as well as political ones.

Now the French Empire, that was a different story.
#4 to #1 - willindor (09/17/2015) [-]
Even after the disaster
#25 - cheesywilly (09/18/2015) [-]
Oi, it's seven bong
#30 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
I love all this **** about which country is better, when in all actuality you're sat behind a computer, nothing better to do, no impacting your country in the slightest.

UK/US? They're both **** holes.

At least I'm a lot less likely to get shot in my **** hole.
#39 to #30 - fuckoatmeal (09/18/2015) [-]
** *********** used "*roll picture*"**
** *********** rolled image** At least the US can survive a shooting. Would you want to survive an attempted beheading?
#42 - ghostninjaguy (09/18/2015) [-]
Ah Ron Swanson
#40 - burningchimera ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
It looked like a ******* bomb, i don't care what race the kid was, if i saw someone pull out that thing, i would immediately think it was a bomb. Bombs look like this in movies, which is the only way most people would be exposed to the appearance of it.
#45 to #40 - mrlosthaze ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
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**mrlosthaze rolled image** poor kid should have gone to a technical high school...i made a small railgun in my electronics shop and did an entire presentation on it with no issue. dam thing could shoot a nail through a can from 10 feet away. this kid makes a stupid clock and gets arrested...
User avatar #19 - creatablejam (09/18/2015) [-]
tell that to ahmed
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