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#3 - fijifijifiji (01/18/2014) [-]
i hope he gets to meat his creator
#25 - xravennevermore (01/18/2014) [-]
But I vegetarian...  I not go to Meatland of own accord.
But I vegetarian... I not go to Meatland of own accord.
#68 to #25 - samoaspider (01/19/2014) [-]
found the vegan
#93 to #68 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Oo, am I really that scary?
Oo, am I really that scary?
#72 to #25 - macbookfan (01/19/2014) [-]
A vegetarian with green thumbs?
A vegetarian with green thumbs?
User avatar #74 to #72 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. How else is he going to grow his food?
#65 to #25 - nonanonnon ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
You go to Soyland. It like meatland, but less meaty.
#95 to #65 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.  And now I shall walk away.
Thank you, kind sir. And now I shall walk away.
#75 to #25 - vgmddg ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #25 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Heretic.
User avatar #48 to #29 - freakyorange (01/19/2014) [-]
I approve of your avatar.
User avatar #54 to #48 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Ever managed to catch them live?
User avatar #55 to #54 - freakyorange (01/19/2014) [-]
No, sadly, I haven't. I'm hoping to do it next time they come to the US.
User avatar #57 to #55 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I actually didn't like them until I saw them live.
User avatar #59 to #57 - freakyorange (01/19/2014) [-]
Strange. Why did you go if you didn't like them?
User avatar #60 to #59 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
It was a music festival and it was between them and Limp Bizkit.

User avatar #61 to #60 - freakyorange (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh. Makes sense then.
User avatar #63 to #61 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Although i've heard from people who hate Limp Bizkit that they are good live
#30 to #29 - xravennevermore (01/18/2014) [-]
Nope, just allergic.
Nope, just allergic.
#35 to #30 - xatrainx (01/19/2014) [-]
There are no allergies in Meatland, friend. Meat is love, meat is life.
User avatar #37 to #35 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Not for me!
User avatar #39 to #30 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
How are you allergic to meat? You're ******* made of it.
#41 to #39 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
I don't know.  All I know is that my throat closes up most of the way every time I try and eat it, resulting in near suffocation.  So don't judge me, ok?
I don't know. All I know is that my throat closes up most of the way every time I try and eat it, resulting in near suffocation. So don't judge me, ok?
User avatar #43 to #41 - Lewx (01/19/2014) [-]
Did you ******* get that checked out?
User avatar #50 to #43 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Yup. Doctors have absolutely no idea. And neither do I.
#52 to #50 - Lewx (01/19/2014) [-]
That is 			*******		 weird.   
Try checking with more doctors.   
   
Or call Hugh Laurie.
That is ******* weird.
Try checking with more doctors.

Or call Hugh Laurie.
#56 to #52 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Heh, yeah, I could try that.  Or I could just not eat meat.  That would be simpler.  Random GIF is random.
Heh, yeah, I could try that. Or I could just not eat meat. That would be simpler. Random GIF is random.
User avatar #58 to #56 - Lewx (01/19/2014) [-]
I just recommend checking that out, because that sort of abnormality may cause further problems, or it's a way bigger deal than you're aware of.
#96 to #58 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Maybe... Aw, c'mon, now you've got me worried!
User avatar #31 to #30 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
You should just fight through the allergies for glorious meatland.
User avatar #32 to #31 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Nah, I think I'm fine. ;)
User avatar #33 to #30 - lolollo (01/19/2014) [-]
Allergic to all meat?

Sounds like the same allergy my friend has to all vegetables, but only when they're raw.
User avatar #34 to #33 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Not all meat, but most of it. I can eat fish, but I don't know if that counts... *shrug*
#4 - thenamedoesntfi ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
**thenamedoesntfi rolled user aidansofunny **
User avatar #71 to #4 - rskamaka (01/19/2014) [-]
"Berry picker as **** " was hilarious in the last time this was posted
#53 to #4 - dyllygaf (01/19/2014) [-]
Here ya go
User avatar #6 to #5 - thenamedoesntfi ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
wow that was a fast reply, im impressed
User avatar #67 to #5 - adolfushitler (01/19/2014) [-]
oh **** ! tell 'em other Hitler!
#70 to #67 - nibbero (01/19/2014) [-]
I give that a NEIN outta TEN.    
sorry 10 was Jewish
I give that a NEIN outta TEN.
sorry 10 was Jewish
User avatar #141 to #70 - adolfushitler (01/19/2014) [-]
let us kill the 10!
#2 - sweatanus (01/18/2014) [-]
waiting for the storms...
#80 to #2 - itsdasp (01/19/2014) [-]
Maybe this'll help you.
#13 to #2 - ezombio (01/18/2014) [-]
it appears I have left my keys, in the lab.   
   
2spooky4u
it appears I have left my keys, in the lab.

2spooky4u
#21 - kanatana (01/18/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at (untitled) ** If heaven was more like Meatland, I'd obey the stone tablets.
#44 - ilikewhales (01/19/2014) [-]
Obligatory gif
Obligatory gif
#45 to #44 - itzal (01/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 - mrmuffins (01/18/2014) [-]
He wasn't going to meatland anyway. He is a ginger.
#64 - Churd (01/19/2014) [-]
#89 to #81 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
HUR DUR LOL MURICANS ARE SO FAT THEY EAT BURGERS FOR A DOLLAR

Note that the sign on the left says it HELPS to provide 5 meals.

They say it that way so you think you're paying for 5 meals with 1 dollar, and give them your dollar because you think it's a badass dollar that can feed like 5 dudes.

Because you're stupid, and marketing wouldn't work if you weren't.
User avatar #107 to #89 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, most people think of us Americans as that, and even I tend to agree with most people on that accord. But I, personally, really don't like McDonalds that much. *shrugs* Meh, believe all you want, man, but be prepared for people to take it personally. By the way... An obvious Troll is an obvious one, my friend.
User avatar #62 - leafonthewind ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
this post was well done
quality like this is rare
#90 to #62 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
I wish I could meat more women like you.
I just veal like we have good chemistry
We could go out for a burger.
I just hope you're not actually a dude who will shank me in the ribs and take my wallet.
#84 - cazabrow (01/19/2014) [-]
Well I much preffer busty womanland.
#24 - icelandicjesus (01/18/2014) [-]
You dun goofed.
#19 - tittiemilk (01/18/2014) [-]
I've heard the Quran doesn't contain any contradictions, any1 who can confirm??
User avatar #23 to #19 - sanguinesolitude (01/18/2014) [-]
muslims claim it doesnt, but it does. You can google whole lists of them. But dont mention them to a muslim, they will insist none of them are contradictions. Kind of how people claim the bible is also perfect and infallible.

religious believers will use delusional logic to get to their predetermined beliefs. Thats the problem with trying to prove what you already "know" to be correct, anything that goes against it is rejected as being a mistake.
User avatar #87 to #23 - mrbuu (01/19/2014) [-]
well the English bible does because lost in translation i read the Hebrew one and can say it doesn't for how much i can remember. like people say "they heard the angles" and "they didn't hear the angles" while in Hebrew its they heard the angels,but they didn't understand the angels. I am only human so i can rember all of the hebrew bible and compare every part.
#9 - mattdoggy (01/18/2014) [-]
a man can dream about it   
a man can dream....
a man can dream about it
a man can dream....
#79 - vgmddg ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
**vgmddg rolled user zahnrad **
**vgmddg rolled user zahnrad **
#36 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/19/2014) [-]
Imagine if when you die, you get to decide where you want to go.
Ending up in any anime/manga world you wanted to
#94 to #36 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Call me crazy, But I'd like to live in the TF2 universe.   
 Of course, If I'm a spy.
Call me crazy, But I'd like to live in the TF2 universe.
Of course, If I'm a spy.
#98 to #94 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
I'd choose Borderlands universe
#106 to #94 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
YES.  JUST-  YES.
YES. JUST- YES.
#109 to #106 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
But you gotta pay attention for those pyros randomly soy checking.
But you gotta pay attention for those pyros randomly soy checking.
#111 to #109 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
I agree with that as well. Perhaps I am a Spy as well... Honhonhonhon...
#112 to #111 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Now...
Now...
#113 to #112 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Shall we, then?  *flips the butterfly knife expertly*
Shall we, then? *flips the butterfly knife expertly*
#115 to #113 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I killed plenty of spies.The dime a dozen, back stabbin' scumbags. Like you. ow. No offense.
I killed plenty of spies.The dime a dozen, back stabbin' scumbags. Like you. ow. No offense.
User avatar #116 to #115 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
If you managed to kill them then I assure you they were not like me. *hands you the butterfly knife back*
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User avatar #117 to #116 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
#119 to #117 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
What're you? President of his fan club? (I wonder if you found the gif for his reply.)
What're you? President of his fan club? (I wonder if you found the gif for his reply.)
#121 to #120 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
*drops a file on the ground and pictures spill out*
*drops a file on the ground and pictures spill out*
User avatar #110 to #109 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
spy*
User avatar #100 to #94 - luckyspirit (01/19/2014) [-]
So essentially Hell with a lot of hats?
#101 to #100 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Yes.   
And don't forget the kids spamming in the mic ''Buying strange killstreak botkiller. Trade me.''   
It's still fun to listen to the characters speak
Yes.
And don't forget the kids spamming in the mic ''Buying strange killstreak botkiller. Trade me.''
It's still fun to listen to the characters speak
#123 to #122 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I never will understand the difference between a regular weapon and a Strange, Killstreak or botkiller. They'll both do the same damage.
I never will understand the difference between a regular weapon and a Strange, Killstreak or botkiller. They'll both do the same damage.
#124 to #123 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Same here.  What class are you right now, mon ami?  *flips Butterfly knife casually*
Same here. What class are you right now, mon ami? *flips Butterfly knife casually*
#125 to #124 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Recently being scout. Too twitchy for spies to backstab and too quick for Pyros/Heavies to rape me.   
  Gotta go fast.
Recently being scout. Too twitchy for spies to backstab and too quick for Pyros/Heavies to rape me.
Gotta go fast.
#126 to #125 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Hmm...   Indeed.  *saps a random Sentry out of boredom*
Hmm... Indeed. *saps a random Sentry out of boredom*
#127 to #126 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Damn engies. When will they learn that Mini-sentries > Normal Sentries.
Damn engies. When will they learn that Mini-sentries > Normal Sentries.
#128 to #127 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
I don't think they will ever learn.  *looks at you as an explosion goes off in the distance*  Well, are you just going to stand there talking, or are you actually going to help me capture the point?   By the way, I just realized that I'm talking to you two times at once on the same page.  Or perhaps one of "me" is a Spy...
I don't think they will ever learn. *looks at you as an explosion goes off in the distance* Well, are you just going to stand there talking, or are you actually going to help me capture the point? By the way, I just realized that I'm talking to you two times at once on the same page. Or perhaps one of "me" is a Spy...
#129 to #128 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm like a freakin' blur. I already capped it.
I'm like a freakin' blur. I already capped it.
#130 to #129 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
*as if on cue, the Administrator's voice comes on over the speakers, congratulating the BLU Team (us) on capturing the point.  I sigh, straighten my tie, and put my Butterfly knife back into my pocket.*  Nicely done.  I believe that was the winning point.  *takes out a cigarette and lights it*
*as if on cue, the Administrator's voice comes on over the speakers, congratulating the BLU Team (us) on capturing the point. I sigh, straighten my tie, and put my Butterfly knife back into my pocket.* Nicely done. I believe that was the winning point. *takes out a cigarette and lights it*
#131 to #130 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
OVERTIM-OVE-OVER-OVERTI-OVERTIME-TIME-OVERTI-TIME   
			*******		 randomizer servers.
OVERTIM-OVE-OVER-OVERTI-OVERTIME-TIME-OVERTI-TIME
******* randomizer servers.
User avatar #132 to #131 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh, merde. *rolls my eyes, takes out knife again in an annoyed manner, then vanishes from sight* I couldn't find a GIF of that...
#133 to #132 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Scouts and spies are 			*******		 ninjas.
Scouts and spies are ******* ninjas.
#134 to #133 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
Yes...  But I prefer Spies.  Btw, do you know how to do actions in role-play like I'm doing?  Because you haven't actually moved an inch this entire time.    *you hear a RED Sniper's death scream, and his body falls onto the ground from a balcony, where I am now standing, a bloody Butterfly knife in my hand*  'No worries, Mate!'  Hahahahahahahaha!
Yes... But I prefer Spies. Btw, do you know how to do actions in role-play like I'm doing? Because you haven't actually moved an inch this entire time. *you hear a RED Sniper's death scream, and his body falls onto the ground from a balcony, where I am now standing, a bloody Butterfly knife in my hand* 'No worries, Mate!' Hahahahahahahaha!
#135 to #134 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Lawl Heavy. Cry some more.
Lawl Heavy. Cry some more.
User avatar #136 to #135 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
*sees what you're doing to the Heavy and raises an eyebrow* A bit much, I must say...
#139 to #136 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh, and max reply limit reached.   
I once saw a Sniper own the crap out of a spy.
Oh, and max reply limit reached.
I once saw a Sniper own the crap out of a spy.
#140 to #139 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
And I've seen a Spy do the same to a Sniper.
#137 to #136 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Listen buddy, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother... I hurt people.
Listen buddy, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother... I hurt people.
#138 to #137 - xravennevermore (01/19/2014) [-]
"Brother?"  *climbs down the balcony's ladder and walks back over to you, sighing*  I'll never understand Americans...  *an Engineer charges at us and I insta-kill him with a casual gesture*
"Brother?" *climbs down the balcony's ladder and walks back over to you, sighing* I'll never understand Americans... *an Engineer charges at us and I insta-kill him with a casual gesture*
User avatar #38 to #36 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
Boku no Pico...
User avatar #49 to #38 - freakyorange (01/19/2014) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #15 - konradkurze (01/18/2014) [-]
mainstream religion:
the more blindly you follow, the more faithful you are
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User avatar #73 to #66 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
magine telling a religious nut "pics or it didnt happen" with bible stories
#82 - invshika (01/19/2014) [-]
**invshika rolled user tkich **
**invshika rolled user tkich **
#7 - thismustbeseen (01/18/2014) [-]
**thismustbeseen rolled user puffyclouds ** Congratulations! You get to go to meatland.
User avatar #8 to #7 - puffyclouds (01/18/2014) [-]
yay!
User avatar #10 to #8 - itemexchange (01/18/2014) [-]
**itemexchange rolled user glootimus ** but **** this guy hes not
User avatar #99 - rocksteady (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh look its another post making fun of religion; honestly, I know that getting green thumbs from this kind of content is like stealing candy from a baby, but I am tired of seeing 100 anti-religion comments every week on front page. I would also get tired of seeing 100 pro-religion comments and content on front page. I simply hate it when people turn into an ignorant mob, and all attack something because they are following popular opinion.
User avatar #102 to #99 - Lainge ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Good ol' Irony.
User avatar #104 to #102 - rocksteady (01/19/2014) [-]
That is not irony.
User avatar #103 to #99 - itzal (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm not against anything, it's just for fun, and it's not my intention to bother anybody.
#143 to #99 - gigabowzer (01/23/2014) [-]
Much of the time they say they have found a contradiction in the Bible, but when actually analyzed the contradiction doesn't exist.
User avatar #144 to #143 - rocksteady (01/23/2014) [-]
Also, the bible is admittedly multiple books fused together; more over, just because Matthew states one thing, and later Peter states another, does not mean that they are contradictions, it means they are different opinions from different men at different times.
#145 to #144 - gigabowzer (01/24/2014) [-]
Which actually gives credibility to the Bible because if the Bible was written by one man then it would definitely be detected.
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