Clever girl. . for getting good 'ali,' bl' lattice. First there was one man providing us with source for Simpsons.... Now it has became a duty for every FJ'er
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#1 - deckbox (08/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by lotengo
"Homer the Father" Season 22 Episode 12
"Homer the Father" Season 22 Episode 12
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
First there was one man providing us with source for Simpsons.... Now it has became a duty for every FJ'er
First there was one man providing us with source for Simpsons.... Now it has became a duty for every FJ'er
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordogames (08/13/2014) [-]
He wasn't just a man. He was a symbol.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Killerwale ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
A burning beacon of hope, in these sauceless times.
#35 to #7 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
i misread that and thought it said bacon
User avatar #47 to #35 - scio (08/14/2014) [-]
A fried bacon of hope, in these sausageless times.
#4 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
Everybody took underporches job for pointing out the episodes myself included.
Everybody took underporches job for pointing out the episodes myself included.
#40 to #4 - impureparadox (08/14/2014) [-]
wonder if he's happy he doesn't have to do it on every single simpsons post anymore.
User avatar #42 to #4 - jellytamer ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
what ever happened to him, why doesnt he do it anymore?
User avatar #49 to #4 - ieatbengay (08/14/2014) [-]
he terk er jerb
User avatar #14 to #4 - degrees (08/14/2014) [-]
It's really helped the community out to some degree
#37 to #4 - mattoland (08/14/2014) [-]
#5 - bidgick (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #16 to #5 - psyachu ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
out of all snarky badly drawn overused gifs/pics, this one made me laugh.
User avatar #17 to #16 - toosexyforyou (08/14/2014) [-]
Congrats, you've seen it for the first time. Now you'll see it on every single simpson post for the next month and you'll grow to hate it and find it annoying. It will be thumbed down by the end of the week.
#23 to #17 - cycloneclone (08/14/2014) [-]
>its a popular image   
better thumb it down
>its a popular image

better thumb it down
User avatar #25 to #23 - toosexyforyou (08/14/2014) [-]
>see it on every post
>thumb it down so people don't keep posting it to whore thumbs

What's the confusion here?
User avatar #26 to #25 - cycloneclone (08/14/2014) [-]
>everyone that posts it is a thumbwhore
>implying your one red thumb matters
User avatar #28 to #26 - plumpbooty (08/14/2014) [-]
It matters when it's the first thumb.
User avatar #64 to #28 - authvin (08/14/2014) [-]
Let's see if you're right
User avatar #67 to #64 - plumpbooty (08/14/2014) [-]
Too bad you're the third.

My point was merely that more people will thumb down a comment the more thumbed down it is. I'll see you try to challenge me on that.
User avatar #74 to #67 - authvin (08/14/2014) [-]
I might be the third, but you were on zero. And I completely agree with you btw.
#57 to #28 - telfyr (08/14/2014) [-]
I got you bro
User avatar #45 to #25 - zerith (08/14/2014) [-]
Ahh, I remember when I still cared (in a competition kinda way) about getting green thumbs. I just find it entertaining if I post something and get lots of green thumbs, and I rarely do.
User avatar #43 to #20 - theluppijackal ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Brother squirts into sisters mouth
User avatar #72 to #21 - dabronydude (08/14/2014) [-]
if you changed the color of that i am sure you would be banned.
User avatar #68 to #21 - finblob (08/14/2014) [-]
is that watery **** coming out of a dick
#53 - imagnetsux ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
MFW I get all A's and B's and people still treat me like ****
#11 - theexplodingcheez (08/14/2014) [-]
does anyone actually like Lisa as a character
does anyone actually like Lisa as a character
#12 to #11 - lotengo (08/14/2014) [-]
there is some decent rule 34 going around

in b4 shes 8, no she was 8 when the show started 36 years ago.
in the rule 34 they aged her
#55 to #11 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
She's the original tumbler. What's not to like?
User avatar #15 to #11 - bagguhsleep (08/14/2014) [-]
She's alright. I'd still change the channel if there were an episode revolving around her, though.

Whenever I don't like a character, I always think about how much I hate Peggy Hill more than said character.
User avatar #29 to #15 - mrbuu ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
ipeggy oh my ******* god she is the ******* dumbest and most arogant person ever. and bobby is the most pathetic person in exsistance. got to feel sorry for hank.
User avatar #18 to #15 - Monopolus (08/14/2014) [-]
I've never gotten King of the Hill's appeal in general. Maybe it was just BMT or I don't live in the south.
#19 to #18 - jubajubejiblets (08/14/2014) [-]
I think its about just how extremely mundane their lives are and how self important they (and perhaps the average American) make themselves feel. Kind of like how Hank literally thinks it's his God given duty to provide folks with propane like it's the next cure for cancer, Peggy takes huge pride in the meaningless substitute teacher award etc. There are some good one-liners here and there too.
User avatar #39 to #11 - deezknuts (08/14/2014) [-]
Lisa > Peggy Hill > Meg

Why do all the female side characters suck so much?
User avatar #24 to #11 - makotoitou (08/14/2014) [-]
she was fine when she was the smart one, now she's just the liberal talk box. Like Brian from Family Guy.
User avatar #30 to #24 - theexplodingcheez (08/14/2014) [-]
I find Brian much funnier than LIsa. his insecurity and need for people to think he's smart, and his relationship with Stewie. Lisa doesn't have a shred of believability about her. She's 8 FFS.
User avatar #33 to #30 - SirSheepy ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Brian is a ******* dog.
#41 to #33 - kingderps (08/14/2014) [-]
I never heard of that breed before.
User avatar #36 to #33 - theexplodingcheez (08/14/2014) [-]
but they're not even trying to make that aspect seem realistic, so it doesn't bother me
User avatar #44 to #33 - theluppijackal ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
who went to college
User avatar #31 to #30 - makotoitou (08/14/2014) [-]
Same, but was just comparing similarities.
User avatar #84 to #24 - trivdiego (08/14/2014) [-]
I still found her boring as a the smart one, just something to be kept out of the way as much as possible
#10 - thedragonwithfire (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #34 - nachoiscool (08/14/2014) [-]
Shoutout to underporches for being the 1st sauce master
User avatar #66 - kkitkat (08/14/2014) [-]
I hope all the english folk in here whom has just collected their A-levels did great today, if not, don't worry there's always next year or other subjects and college or sixthorm or whatever you do!
#13 - fisherjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
Is the simpsons actually still funny? It strikes me as comedy that was funny 20 years ago how do you guys still like it
#48 to #13 - dontknowmeatall (08/14/2014) [-]
They kill the writers and buy new ones when it starts getting meh.
#54 to #13 - ihateemo (08/14/2014) [-]
i personally never found it funny. The style of humor seems too 80's to me
#71 to #13 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
Its still funny.
Its not great like it used to bem but its still better then most **** on tv.
User avatar #22 to #13 - schneidend (08/14/2014) [-]
Being funny 20 years ago doesn't mean it isn't funny now.

I don't know, though, I haven't watched a Simpsons episode in a long time.
User avatar #8 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
thieving skank
User avatar #9 to #8 - nanako (08/14/2014) [-]
it's pretty likely the family would sstarve without her financial management
#56 - sewallman (08/14/2014) [-]
"Homer the Father" Season 22 Episode 12   
Oh wait.. Too late. Enjoy my gif I made.
"Homer the Father" Season 22 Episode 12

Oh wait.. Too late. Enjoy my gif I made.
User avatar #82 - mrnpc (08/14/2014) [-]
This scene has a very family guy feel to it. Family guy has had very ****** characters for a long time
#80 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
So she steals from her parents...
#50 - glycogen (08/14/2014) [-]
It really is that simple.
#78 to #50 - zielscheibe (08/14/2014) [-]
Even this Squirrel thinks your Bait is ****
#81 to #78 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
Do not trust this guy, he is a devout Nazi.
User avatar #69 to #50 - jiichei (08/14/2014) [-]
look out it's a bait
#58 to #50 - reasonsxxxcause (08/14/2014) [-]
Its also simple why we love eating meat
User avatar #59 to #58 - glycogen (08/14/2014) [-]
Heart disease and Diabetes?

A piece of animal flesh, that contains saturated fat, cholesterol, igf1, Neug5, arachadonic acid, pathogenic bacteria, no fibre, unprocessed urine, lymphatic fluid and metabolic waste. Which when cooked produces heterocyclic amines and polyaromatic hydrocarbons, known carcinogens and DNA mutagens.

#91 to #59 - shadowbreech ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
No, this is why I love eating meat.
User avatar #100 to #99 - shadowbreech ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Well of course I wouldn't eat them. They're too small. I'll give them a few years to fatten up first.
#61 to #59 - reasonsxxxcause (08/14/2014) [-]
And its tasty.
#79 to #61 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a vegan

But you do know that image doesn't actually work at all?
#63 to #62 - reasonsxxxcause (08/14/2014) [-]
You want to live a long life? Ok go ahead. Just don't spend that long ass life time judging and complaining to people why eating meat is wrong or immoral. Because its normal to eat it and love and we simply just give the slightest **** of what you think. You aint converting anyone here today buddy.
#77 to #73 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
Only a complete idiot would use a word enslave for an animal.
Animal cannot be enslaved, because it would imply that animal can be emancipated.
Emancipation means citizenship which means accepting rights and responcibilities of being a citizen.
If we emancipated animals we would have wards full of cats on death row for commiting murder of smaller animals. Thousands of dogs in jail for having sex in public. And millions in jail things like public urination.
using word slavery on animals is offensive to PEOPLE who have been and still are enslaved and abused and only complete pieces of **** would equilize human suffering with animal.
Shame on you.
User avatar #83 to #77 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
See I'm not a vegan but I'm really into this.

Can you please tell me how are you better han a rock?
#92 to #83 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
As alexanderh said, I am sentient and alive.
And again like alexanderh said if you don't understand why that's worth more then a rock...
Now if you asked me how I'm better then, say a cow, that would be better. Still flawed but better.
I am sapient, self aware and reasoning creature. There is only one such species in our knowledge. Us. And if you don't understand why that makes human lives and human suffering more important then animal...
Yeah, back to what alexanderh said.
User avatar #94 to #92 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
Then again, how is being sapient better? As you said only our species can appreciate being sapient as something. This might seem like a confrontation but I can't answer this myself. We are self-aware, but what advantage does that give us for survival? Some might say that being self-aware allows us to overrule all other species on our planet, but then again, how is that good? What would that prove? We wouldn't survive alone, our environment calls for balance. What if being self aware is merely our role, how is it better than the role of the fungi that recycle the dead, or the role of trees, or rocks. Why is it better? Are neurons better than sperm?
#96 to #94 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
This is all sophistry. And poorly executed one at that.
How does being self aware give us an advantage?
Because sapient, self aware (can't separate the two) gives us an ability to change the circumstances we are in, instead of just react. That gives us an absolute advantage to survive.
That word, overrule, I don't think it means what you think it means. What it gives us is the ability to go from being a prey species to role that no other species has. We use other species. Yes. But lets not forget something. There have so far been 5 major extinction events, and 20 minor ones. And if another happens, we, the only thinking species could save not just ourselves, but a large percentage of our biodiversity.
We could also destroy it, yes. but its our role as potential saviors, and not just observers that very much separates us from the other species.
But the most important point is. You are able to sit in your home, and ask this hundreds of years old questions, that have been discussed hundreds of times (I'd recommend reading to start with Aristotle, Plato then go over the Germans, Nietzsche, Kand and Holz. Reyanaud, Camus oh and de Quicy and his art. Just for starters). That's what separates us and makes us better then a vegetable or a mineral. That we can actually sit and think "Am I better then a vegetable or a mineral?" and then take a piece of rock and carve it into a beautiful structure. Or use it to build shelter to save human and animal lives.
User avatar #98 to #96 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
All that said and I still don't get it. I've had a glance at the mentioned authors before, not in detail, maybe I should indeed give it a try. I still can't see any reason to consider myself better than my cat. Being able to sit in my home thinking about stuff does not make me feel better at all. I will try to find some papers on studies about all other animals only being able to react and not to choose. I know that we humans tend to anthropomorphize everything, but to say that every living thing but human beings only live by reaction sounds a bit dated and hard to believe. Maybe it is true; I will try to find out.

It sounds like I should feel like I'm superior from the guts, but I feel that we are not. We invented all these laws and rules and we rejoice in our knowledge, and I truly don't feel anything. We keep poisoning ourselves and destroying ourselves. But still, again I am no vegan, meat is tasty. In this moment I don’t have any reason to support the idea that you are better than rock or that I am better than my cat.
User avatar #95 to #94 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
Well maybe they are better than sperm, bad example. But still, pick any other cell that we can't get rid of.
#86 to #83 - alexanderh (08/14/2014) [-]
He is sentient.
User avatar #88 to #86 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
And how is that better?
#89 to #88 - alexanderh (08/14/2014) [-]
If you can't see how being sentient makes you worth more than a rock, I'm done talking to you. You are literally too stupid to argue with.
User avatar #90 to #89 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
Well you didn't write what the other guy wrote anyway, we have nothing to argue about in the first place.
#87 to #73 - alexanderh (08/14/2014) [-]
There is a very good counter argument to veganism, and here it is:
"I like the taste of meat".
User avatar #65 to #62 - formidableguy (08/14/2014) [-]
well it is, cause plants are alive, so by eating plants your killing them.
#70 to #59 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
People like you are the reason why people think vegans are annoying.
One of the best ways to make sure to people never do what you want is to annoy the **** out of them, by being whiny, preachy and insulting.
You give vegans a bad name, and you make it far more likely people who talk to you never turn vegan.
#76 to #75 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
you are seriously comparing veganism with civil rights movement?
You made me throw up in my mouth. You are disgusting completely devoid of understanding of importance or scale.
**** you. Seriously. People died to bring right to vote to entire group of people and you compare VEGANISM to that. You are such a disgusting bitch its beyond explanation.
**** YOU.
#97 to #59 - angelusprimus (08/14/2014) [-]
Health dangers of soy:
Health dangers of wheat:
Health dangers of beans and legumes

Thing is, pretty much all foods have upsides and downsides.
Pescetarianism and ovo-lacto vegeterianism have been found to be far healthier diets then vegan diet in every independent study.
#85 to #59 - alexanderh (08/14/2014) [-]
It does all of that, AND is delicious.
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