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User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (10/14/2013) [-]
Dammit they're already advertising Valentine's day when we haven't even made it xmas..i swear they start holiday **** earlier every year
#4 to #1 - omegaominous (10/15/2013) [-]
what about Halloween?
User avatar #7 to #1 - heroofkvatch (10/15/2013) [-]
i swear, some of my neighbors even put up decorations for next Halloween
User avatar #3 to #1 - IAmManbearpig (10/14/2013) [-]
pretty soon it's gunna go full circle and they'll be advertising the holidays at appropriate times, one year early.
User avatar #17 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Talking about Valentine...

Couldn't we arrange a Funnyjunk-valentine, where we ask each other to be the others Valentine on this site for the whole day? Just for fun?
User avatar #29 to #17 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
**sadistikal rolled user mettih ** you're gonna be my FJ-Valentine and I'll hear no "buts" about it
User avatar #56 to #29 - mettih (10/15/2013) [-]
but Valentine is in 4 months or so.
#55 to #29 - jeppetp (10/15/2013) [-]
**jeppetp rolled user defensive ** Will you be my valentine?
User avatar #30 to #29 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Okay.

Hope you are okay with a threeway relationship, then...
User avatar #31 to #30 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
wut you mean?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Dwarf kinda called dibs on me first.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
But I rolled a user...
User avatar #35 to #33 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Oh. Right. there is a new-user-action for you.

But you are into a threeway-relationship, right?...
User avatar #36 to #35 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm kind of old fashioned.
User avatar #37 to #36 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Let me change that.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
No need
#39 to #38 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
You don't know what you are missing...
#43 to #42 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
I can keep up as long as I need
I can keep up as long as I need
#44 to #43 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
I WILL NOT DO A THREEWAY WITH YOU AND DWARF
I WILL NOT DO A THREEWAY WITH YOU AND DWARF
#45 to #44 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
YOU WILL, WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!   
   
WE WILL SHOW YOU THE LIGHT!
YOU WILL, WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

WE WILL SHOW YOU THE LIGHT!
#46 to #45 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
no
no
#47 to #46 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Huh. Close enough, I guess.
Huh. Close enough, I guess.
#52 to #47 - mariasaturnina (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm okay with a three-way relationship.
User avatar #61 to #52 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Sounds nice, lets ask how dwarf like that.

Is it okay to you, Dwarf?
#54 to #17 - chromefile (10/15/2013) [-]
**chromefile rolled user ponytentia ** will you be my valentine?
User avatar #73 to #17 - soflyy (10/15/2013) [-]
I would be your valentine
User avatar #89 to #73 - thewisedane (10/16/2013) [-]
I have three, THREE valentines now.

Not that I am complaining, though.
User avatar #57 to #17 - skeptical (10/15/2013) [-]
I think I shall make a content.
User avatar #63 to #57 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
I will join you!

And what I mean by that is that you will credit me for the idea.
User avatar #66 to #63 - skeptical (10/15/2013) [-]
Shall it be an annual thing on 10/15, or should we wait a month for 11/15, when valentine's day is inverted and we can have a truly FJ holiday?(that is, upside-down)
User avatar #71 to #66 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Well, I don't really know. I don't know much about Valentine.
User avatar #72 to #71 - skeptical (10/15/2013) [-]
Valentine's day is on February 14. 11/15 (or 15/11 based on your username) would be the perfect inverse of Valentine's day. Thus we have an excuse for it to be as corrupt as possible. ^w^
User avatar #87 to #72 - thewisedane (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't need no excuse to be a follower of Nurgle.
User avatar #88 to #87 - skeptical (10/16/2013) [-]
So November 15 then?
User avatar #90 to #88 - thewisedane (10/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, lets do this!
User avatar #91 to #90 - skeptical (10/16/2013) [-]
See you in a month
User avatar #92 to #91 - thewisedane (10/16/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #23 to #17 - Dwarf (10/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf gets on one knee** Thewisedane, would you be my FunnyJunk-valentine?
#25 to #23 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
I never thought you would ask me!
User avatar #26 to #25 - Dwarf (10/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #186 posted by mrheisenberg at My confession ** :
I hated my last girlfriend because she ****** my three best friends, my sister and my cousin.


Like all in the same night. I was there too. It was ****** up.
#27 to #26 - Dwarf (10/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Master Ruse-man. ** Mrheisenberg, you saw her **** your three best friends, your sister, and your cousin and didn't even try to stop her? The ****** wrong with you?
User avatar #82 to #27 - mrheisenberg (10/15/2013) [-]
Various drugs and the fact that I've gotten all of the pay back I need. I took pictures and put them on Facebook and sent them to their parents and she got probation for having underage sex with underage partners and she is considered a sex offender.
#83 to #82 - Dwarf (10/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at a little thicker than your thumb ** How are you not in jail right now?
User avatar #84 to #83 - mrheisenberg (10/15/2013) [-]
I was clean and I didn't take part, also, I made my case strictly as an accusation.
#85 to #84 - Dwarf (10/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #68186 at Brony board ** You sent out child pornography, though.
User avatar #93 to #85 - mrheisenberg (10/16/2013) [-]
You think I'm stupid enough to not cover my tracks when doing something like that?
#65 to #26 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
I... What?
I... What?
User avatar #28 to #26 - thelegitmetalhead (10/15/2013) [-]
How very relevant.
#58 to #17 - Dinmiller (10/15/2013) [-]
It's a good thought and all, but all that would be happening is guys visiting the **** section and asking the women who post their pics to be their valentines.
#64 to #58 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
Are we on the internet or not?
#21 to #17 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
I imagine most of us would feel like this
#22 to #21 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
... Doesn't matter, had Valentine?
... Doesn't matter, had Valentine?
#24 - xtwinblade ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
HFW he finishes in 10 min and cant get it up again.
#49 to #24 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
so is that His face when he cant get it up again, or Her face when he cant get it up again.. because if that was her face I would have problems getting it Up in the first place...
#69 to #49 - xtwinblade ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
its His face


i think this would be more of Her face
#50 to #24 - evanxzile (10/15/2013) [-]
Then they jog for another 50 minutes.
Because they are in love and **** .
#8 - icameisawilostit (10/15/2013) [-]
The lightbulb's been drinking again.
User avatar #16 to #8 - tonkkax (10/15/2013) [-]
banana hat
User avatar #60 to #8 - deathstare (10/15/2013) [-]
******* metal. Imagine skinning a human alive and turning their hide into a hat and making them wear it.
#20 to #8 - sadistikal (10/15/2013) [-]
SEX

<- lightbulb's fw
#19 to #8 - nicoquitemad (10/15/2013) [-]
"to Burn ' the salaries"
#2 - xerodeath (10/14/2013) [-]
But where am i gunna buy a box with 2 and a half chocolates in it?
#6 - adu (10/15/2013) [-]
Damnit, don't bring up Valentine's day, I have nobody to spend it with anymore...
Damnit, don't bring up Valentine's day, I have nobody to spend it with anymore...
User avatar #11 to #6 - succubus ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Still ages to go, man.

Don't worry. ^__^
User avatar #12 to #11 - adu (10/15/2013) [-]
Only like 4 months, but who knows? I may get lucky.
User avatar #13 to #12 - succubus ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly man.

Ya never know when it'll happen
#53 to #6 - mariasaturnina (10/15/2013) [-]
I'll be your valentine.
User avatar #62 to #53 - adu (10/15/2013) [-]
No sausage in my pupu platter, but I don't mind if we cuddle. <3
#86 to #62 - mariasaturnina (10/15/2013) [-]
Woo, I have a valentine!
#76 to #6 - ogvind ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
&quot;Anymore&quot;   
STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR EX!
"Anymore"
STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR EX!
User avatar #78 to #77 - ogvind ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Some guy once said,
"It's better to have love and lost, than never have loved at all"
User avatar #79 to #78 - adu (10/15/2013) [-]
I actually agree with that sentiment. I just like Pain's funny face is all.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ogvind ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, haven't seen Naruto yet though, but heard alot about him. He sounds like a boss.
And i love your picture, Sanji is the **** .
#81 to #80 - adu (10/15/2013) [-]
He's actually one of the strongest characters in the series, but there were a few episodes that used sort of &quot;experimental&quot; animation.
He's actually one of the strongest characters in the series, but there were a few episodes that used sort of "experimental" animation.
User avatar #14 to #6 - murrlogic (10/15/2013) [-]
You and half the people on this site
#15 to #6 - John Cena (10/15/2013) [-]
this anon feels for you, hope you feel better
#67 - vikingesnumerouno ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Dear God, Lightbulb! YOU CAN'T BURN THE SALARIES!
User avatar #10 - succubus ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
So the lightbulb got "Sex" and "burn" right, as well as "five"

I think it's referring to a prostitute
#59 - womd (10/15/2013) [-]
#5 - icametochewgum (10/15/2013) [-]
Dat sexual tension
Dat sexual tension
#75 - funshine (10/15/2013) [-]
Oh God.
Oh God.
User avatar #51 - tiredofthis (10/15/2013) [-]
C'mon lightbulb, you need to go home. You're embarassing your self.
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