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User avatar #3 - trojandetected (10/09/2013) [-]
seeing as this was from tumblr i expected it to be unscripted.
User avatar #115 to #3 - benstillerphaqqot (10/10/2013) [-]
Did you know this scene wasn't scripted? At the end of this scene all the guns and bullets were real.
#25 to #3 - nextnextnextnext (10/09/2013) [-]
I expected a tale of how one of the actors had to take a 6-beers piss while shooting the scene and how he used all this piss in his bladder to fuel his performance, really pissing his pants just for the sake of movie.
I expected a tale of how one of the actors had to take a 6-beers piss while shooting the scene and how he used all this piss in his bladder to fuel his performance, really pissing his pants just for the sake of movie.
User avatar #68 to #3 - Dember (10/10/2013) [-]
buT YOU FORGOT YOUR OBLIGATORY PARTIAL CAPSLOCK
#139 to #68 - yujhgfvcx (10/10/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works when you try enough!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#94 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
How has this image not been vandalized all to hell yet?
#4 - thebeerdude (10/09/2013) [-]
The very best thing about this man is, that while he is making impeccable movies, and connecting conversations that, in any other film woul've been completely superfluous, he is also one of the few completely uneducated directors.
Tarantino is just a guy who likes watchin movies and goes out and directs his own **** .
I ******* love this guy!
#65 to #4 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
But why does he include so much unnecessary violence in the movies? Its almost violence for the sake of violence.
User avatar #88 to #65 - iridium (10/10/2013) [-]
Style.

Also, what are you, a soccer mom?
#110 to #88 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
No, it's just boring. If he had made the entire movie as well thought out as the scene above, it would be much better. Violence is kind of tedious.
User avatar #149 to #110 - iridium (10/10/2013) [-]
Then go watch something else.
#124 to #65 - diddlydum (10/10/2013) [-]
He doesn't. Most of his movies have more dialogue than anything. It just happens that when he does put violence in, he goes over the top with special effects. It's part of his style, and he has one of the most independent, original movie styles ever.
User avatar #87 to #4 - antisocialtwilight (10/10/2013) [-]
IIRC, when asked where he went to film school, he told them, "I went to films."
User avatar #119 to #4 - mikoli (10/10/2013) [-]
he also has an IQ of 160, that can help.
#136 to #4 - realiwill (10/10/2013) [-]
My aunt used to know him, aka they had a one night stand. Such is the case for my aunt and lots of random cool guys.
User avatar #63 to #4 - hektoroftroy (10/09/2013) [-]
If i remember correctly he dropped out of school, and doesn't even hold a high school diploma.
I also heard somewhere that he has an IQ of like 145, but not sure on that one.
#123 - allidoisfapfapfap (10/10/2013) [-]
It makes sense.  In both cases, as soon as we set them free they 			******		 up the country.
It makes sense. In both cases, as soon as we set them free they ****** up the country.
#112 - ronjeremysweiner (10/10/2013) [-]
the curtains were ******* blue
#51 - kawai (10/09/2013) [-]
more like Clever basterd
User avatar #107 to #51 - lolzordz (10/10/2013) [-]
how did OP not see that..
#55 - augustusxxiv (10/09/2013) [-]
Tarantino is such an amazing director. He basically defined postmodernism with his non-linear "Pulp Fiction" in '94, which is one of the best movies ever in my opinion.   
   
He's a douche in real life, but whatever
Tarantino is such an amazing director. He basically defined postmodernism with his non-linear "Pulp Fiction" in '94, which is one of the best movies ever in my opinion.

He's a douche in real life, but whatever
User avatar #89 to #55 - kiermatv (10/10/2013) [-]
he's less so of a Douche, but more of a kid in a candy store, so he's annoying to some people and hilarious to others
#29 - benschien ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
King Kong vs. an African slave
King Kong vs. an African slave
#52 to #29 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
is that the struggle snuggle guy?
#28 - docvolto ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I remember when Inglorious Basterds first came out
all of my friends said it was bad because there was to much talking and not enough action, i loved it because of that

mfw my friends wanted it to be call of duty
User avatar #38 to #28 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
Eh, it did have too much talking...but for the wrong group/person. They focused WAY to much on Shoshanna and only brought the bastards in once in a great while. While I appreciate the development of many side character through her story, I just wasn't given enough reason to be as interested in her specifically as the movie wanted me to be.
User avatar #96 to #28 - halor (10/10/2013) [-]
i was less annoyed by the lack of action and more annoyed by how the commercials partially portrayed it as a comedy, i found 2 or 3 things in that movie that were worth laughing at
User avatar #117 to #28 - TheTurnbull (10/10/2013) [-]
Well the trailer made it look like that. First time around I didn't really like it because I was expecting an awesome Tarinto movie about renegade soldiers killing nazis. And it was mostly all talking, the second time I knew it was all talking and the amazing screen writing blew me away
#31 to #28 - lafuriaroja (10/09/2013) [-]
Do you want a trophy or something?
Do you want a trophy or something?
#39 to #31 - docvolto ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #91 to #39 - lafuriaroja (10/10/2013) [-]
To be fair, the trailer for Inglorious Basterds advertised it as a movie where Brad Pitt would be killing Nazis for 2 hours, not as a 2 hour-long movie that's mostly in subtitles. When I first saw it I was extremely disappointed because it was not what I was expecting. However, the second time around, I loved it because I went in with much different expectations.

tl;dr: Your friend wasn't wrong.
User avatar #45 to #28 - bypest (10/09/2013) [-]
I don't like Tarantino. All he can make is revenge movies which really aren't creative.

What will he do next? Kike revenge movie. ****** revenge movie. Lesbian revenge movie.
#49 to #28 - cthumoo (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty tame
Yeah, it's pretty tame
#8 - haqq (10/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - kanatana ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I really don't have an excuse for not watching this movie yet, huh?
User avatar #62 to #60 - oddesy (10/09/2013) [-]
If you go into it expecting a dedicated action movie like it was advertised as you will be disappointed.

if you go in expecting something totally different you will enjoy it. Well, might.
#144 to #60 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
go rent it. or if you're a movie snob like me- buy it since you'll want to watch it again!
#43 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
more dick suckery from tumblr
#90 - dontknowmeatall (10/10/2013) [-]
It's really cool, although Tarantino is not the only one who does it. Actually, it's quite common, just not always effective. Reminds me of the final scene of "The Dictator" were Aladdin (or however that character's name is spelled) gives a press conference about what a dictatorship is, and journalists look at each other realizing he's unconsciously describing USA's government (I also saw my country's in that). People don't always care about those things, so movies are often the only way to make most people understand.
It's really cool, although Tarantino is not the only one who does it. Actually, it's quite common, just not always effective. Reminds me of the final scene of "The Dictator" were Aladdin (or however that character's name is spelled) gives a press conference about what a dictatorship is, and journalists look at each other realizing he's unconsciously describing USA's government (I also saw my country's in that). People don't always care about those things, so movies are often the only way to make most people understand.
User avatar #95 to #90 - technobanana (10/10/2013) [-]
I loved that bit, its too true
User avatar #20 - gomugomuno (10/09/2013) [-]
is this movie any good? haven't watched it yet
User avatar #54 to #20 - thewickedgoose (10/09/2013) [-]
i did not like it
User avatar #58 to #54 - mcswoof (10/09/2013) [-]
Dat relevant avatar.
#128 to #54 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
I agree. Everyone seems to love it but I personally found it very overrated, which is surprising because I like a good deal of his other work.
User avatar #57 to #20 - jonajon (10/09/2013) [-]
It is quite good. Worth a watch, but not worth dying over. I find this with most his films.
#61 to #20 - lifeisnocabaret (10/09/2013) [-]
It's my favorite movie. Yes, watch it.
User avatar #156 to #61 - gomugomuno (10/18/2013) [-]
finally got time to watch it. i would say it's a great movie definitely worth the time
#23 to #20 - zekaizer (10/09/2013) [-]
It's brilliant. When you have a chance to watch it uninterrupted, do so.
User avatar #26 to #20 - Yojimbo (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes, it is fantastic. King Kong is a famous and well acclaimed film that boasted amazing effects for the time it was made.
User avatar #9 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
I love this movie and scene, but I hate the bitch who killed the last soldier in the bar, glad waltz strangled her to death later.
#30 to #9 - anomaisies (10/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that Quentin Tarantino wanted the strangling scene to be perfect, so when it is just her face and the hands around her neck it is Quentin's hands.

you probably did, but I just think it's such good film making I couldn't miss the opportunity to inform.
The more you know.
User avatar #137 to #30 - onceman (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I did, but thanks for remainding me, it's great that the actress was cool with it.
#127 - thebeatlesfan (10/10/2013) [-]
I confused King Kong for Hong Kong for a bit there...
User avatar #111 - thewowpimp (10/10/2013) [-]
The best part about it was that king kong attacked America once set free, kidnapped a white woman, and had to be taken down by brute force.
User avatar #120 to #111 - pproksisc (10/10/2013) [-]
King King was not set free, he breaks free from his bonds to save Ann, who he thought was being harmed.
".. Is was Beauty that killed the beast"
User avatar #121 to #120 - pproksisc (10/10/2013) [-]
"..It
#67 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
Black people act like they were the only people who were enslaved. More than a million Europeans were enslaved by North Africans between 1530 and 1780. So for now on i'm going to personally blame every single black person I see for what their ancestors did to my ancestors 200 years ago... oh wait... that's ******* stupid...
#76 to #67 - neverunderstand (10/10/2013) [-]
The attitude began because blacks had always been second class, even after the abolition of slavery. I don't think many blacks are offended by slavery so much as the fact that this free country was founded on the bloody backs of their ancestors-this attitude (which, I agree, is outdated) simply gets passed down as most cultural norms do.

It's the same with all cultural beliefs. African Americans just happen to believe they have the right to continue being offended.

#143 to #76 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
I think a lot of them just like being offended- gives people something tocomplain about.
User avatar #53 - herecomesjohnny (10/09/2013) [-]
king kong found where the white women at
#106 - lolzordz (10/10/2013) [-]
tarantino undoubtedly the best director in the history of movie making
User avatar #113 to #106 - antijoke (10/10/2013) [-]
I have seen all of his movies multiple times
and I am obsessed with him
but did you know reservoir dogs is almost 100% taken from a Chinese movie?
He basically just refilmed it and made it english
User avatar #130 to #106 - rescueryan (10/10/2013) [-]
No, were talking opinions here, but to name a few Kubrick Scorsese Miyazaki and Spielberg are all better for a variety of reasons.
User avatar #158 to #130 - keiishiyama (11/17/2013) [-]
Scorsese and Spielberg are unrivaled. I still need to see Hugo, but I have not watched a Spielberg film that I can say I've disliked.
User avatar #150 to #106 - kubrick (10/10/2013) [-]
Kubrick.
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