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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - trojandetected
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seeing as this was from tumblr i expected it to be unscripted.
User avatar #115 to #3 - benstillerphaqqot
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Did you know this scene wasn't scripted? At the end of this scene all the guns and bullets were real.
#25 to #3 - nextnextnextnext
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I expected a tale of how one of the actors had to take a 6-beers piss while shooting the scene and how he used all this piss in his bladder to fuel his performance, really pissing his pants just for the sake of movie.
I expected a tale of how one of the actors had to take a 6-beers piss while shooting the scene and how he used all this piss in his bladder to fuel his performance, really pissing his pants just for the sake of movie.
User avatar #68 to #3 - Dember
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buT YOU FORGOT YOUR OBLIGATORY PARTIAL CAPSLOCK
#139 to #68 - yujhgfvcx
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works when you try enough!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 - thebeerdude
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The very best thing about this man is, that while he is making impeccable movies, and connecting conversations that, in any other film woul've been completely superfluous, he is also one of the few completely uneducated directors.
Tarantino is just a guy who likes watchin movies and goes out and directs his own ****.
I ******* love this guy!
#65 to #4 - anon id: 59851b6f
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But why does he include so much unnecessary violence in the movies? Its almost violence for the sake of violence.
User avatar #88 to #65 - iridium
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Style.

Also, what are you, a soccer mom?
#110 to #88 - anon id: 59851b6f
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No, it's just boring. If he had made the entire movie as well thought out as the scene above, it would be much better. Violence is kind of tedious.
User avatar #149 to #110 - iridium
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Then go watch something else.
#124 to #65 - diddlydum
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He doesn't. Most of his movies have more dialogue than anything. It just happens that when he does put violence in, he goes over the top with special effects. It's part of his style, and he has one of the most independent, original movie styles ever.
User avatar #87 to #4 - antisocialtwilight
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IIRC, when asked where he went to film school, he told them, "I went to films."
User avatar #119 to #4 - mikoli
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he also has an IQ of 160, that can help.
User avatar #136 to #4 - realiwill
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My aunt used to know him, aka they had a one night stand. Such is the case for my aunt and lots of random cool guys.
User avatar #63 to #4 - hektoroftroy
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If i remember correctly he dropped out of school, and doesn't even hold a high school diploma.
I also heard somewhere that he has an IQ of like 145, but not sure on that one.
#13 - Lewx
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So basically, it compared King Kong, a guerrilla, to a black man.
aw shyeet
User avatar #24 to #13 - Lewx
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Oh ****, my **** up made me revisit the navy seal copy pasta, and i stumbled upon this.
I'm so happy right now. Navy Seal Copypasta - The Musical
User avatar #14 to #13 - toastedspikes
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Wait, King Kong was a skirmishing insurgent soldier?
#16 to #13 - russiangirl
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Guerilla?
User avatar #18 to #16 - Lewx
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#22 to #18 - russiangirl
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#15 to #13 - kaffekopp
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Gorilla*
User avatar #17 to #15 - Lewx
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#85 to #17 - spikedude
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#19 to #13 - motherduck
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#21 to #19 - Lewx
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User avatar #20 - gomugomuno
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is this movie any good? haven't watched it yet
User avatar #54 to #20 - thewickedgoose
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i did not like it
User avatar #58 to #54 - mcswoof
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Dat relevant avatar.
#128 to #54 - anon id: aa3509f1
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I agree. Everyone seems to love it but I personally found it very overrated, which is surprising because I like a good deal of his other work.
User avatar #57 to #20 - jonajon
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It is quite good. Worth a watch, but not worth dying over. I find this with most his films.
#61 to #20 - lifeisnocabaret
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It's my favorite movie. Yes, watch it.
User avatar #156 to #61 - gomugomuno
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finally got time to watch it. i would say it's a great movie definitely worth the time
User avatar #26 to #20 - Yojimbo
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Yes, it is fantastic. King Kong is a famous and well acclaimed film that boasted amazing effects for the time it was made.
#23 to #20 - zekaizer
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It's brilliant. When you have a chance to watch it uninterrupted, do so.
#28 - docvolto
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I remember when Inglorious Basterds first came out
all of my friends said it was bad because there was to much talking and not enough action, i loved it because of that

mfw my friends wanted it to be call of duty
User avatar #45 to #28 - bypest
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I don't like Tarantino. All he can make is revenge movies which really aren't creative.

What will he do next? Kike revenge movie. ****** revenge movie. Lesbian revenge movie.
#31 to #28 - lafuriaroja
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Do you want a trophy or something?
Do you want a trophy or something?
#39 to #31 - docvolto
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Do you?
User avatar #91 to #39 - lafuriaroja
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To be fair, the trailer for Inglorious Basterds advertised it as a movie where Brad Pitt would be killing Nazis for 2 hours, not as a 2 hour-long movie that's mostly in subtitles. When I first saw it I was extremely disappointed because it was not what I was expecting. However, the second time around, I loved it because I went in with much different expectations.

tl;dr: Your friend wasn't wrong.
User avatar #38 to #28 - noblexfenrir
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Eh, it did have too much talking...but for the wrong group/person. They focused WAY to much on Shoshanna and only brought the bastards in once in a great while. While I appreciate the development of many side character through her story, I just wasn't given enough reason to be as interested in her specifically as the movie wanted me to be.
User avatar #96 to #28 - halor
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i was less annoyed by the lack of action and more annoyed by how the commercials partially portrayed it as a comedy, i found 2 or 3 things in that movie that were worth laughing at
User avatar #117 to #28 - TheTurnbull
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Well the trailer made it look like that. First time around I didn't really like it because I was expecting an awesome Tarinto movie about renegade soldiers killing nazis. And it was mostly all talking, the second time I knew it was all talking and the amazing screen writing blew me away
#49 to #28 - cthumoo
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Yeah, it's pretty tame
Yeah, it's pretty tame
#94 - deliciousdee
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How has this image not been vandalized all to hell yet?
#148 to #94 - funkysack
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#11 - gaybasherboy
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Quentin Tarantin-Bro.
User avatar #27 to #11 - Yojimbo
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pewdiepid is loud, obnoxious, and only funny to twelve year olds who like high pitched screaming and rambling.
User avatar #35 to #27 - ragingspacepanda
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I find him to be annoying.... I really don't know why... he plays games I like and I like most gaming youtubers..... but pewdiepie annoys the **** outta me.... I honestly cannot place what it is
User avatar #70 to #27 - folkflunky
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I prefer Robbaz with every part of my body.
User avatar #129 to #70 - telekinesis
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Robbaz king of Sweden master race.
User avatar #34 to #27 - lasmamoe
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You may be right about all those things. But nonetheless, he always manages to bring me in a good mood when i watch his videos.
User avatar #59 to #11 - jonajon
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Jezus, There was a point where if someone posted a pewdiepie picture on here everyone would be all. OMG I thought I was the only one, you are so cool! #brofist #barrels! XDXDXDDD!!!1!11

But now he is big all of a sudden its cool to hate.
User avatar #82 to #59 - Yojimbo
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Most people don't hate him because he is big, they hate him because he is loud, annoying, and has one of the most obnoxious fanbases on the web. This is from someone who had never heard of him, but gave him a chance by watching three different videos. I respect him because he has given a load of money to charity, but I still can't honestly say he is amusing in the slightest.
User avatar #86 to #82 - Shadow Guardian
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I actually like him BECAUSE he is loud and obnoxious. He's a strange Swedish man, with a hot Italian girlfriend, who makes a living by recording himself playing video games. The only other LPer I watch is seananners, and it's fun to go back and forth between them.
Plus it's fun to watch him get terrified.
#99 to #86 - nickypickle
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yes, its fun to watch a college dropout pretend to get scared of a game he's played over 60 times for the sake of youtube profits
#108 to #99 - hairysmellyanus
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****** great comment
User avatar #141 to #99 - bdowns
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THAAANK YOUUUU, it pisses me off how much money he gets from screaming
#74 to #11 - anon id: 86fbf06a
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Name is gaybasherboy
#100 to #11 - nickypickle
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I don't get why ***** like you still exist here
I don't get why ***** like you still exist here
#46 to #11 - bobindun
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#36 to #11 - angelooo
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Post a Pewdiepie reaction picture, profile picture is slenderman. Typical
#123 - allidoisfapfapfap
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It makes sense.  In both cases, as soon as we set them free they ****** up the country.
It makes sense. In both cases, as soon as we set them free they ****** up the country.
#112 - ronjeremysweiner
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the curtains were ******* blue
#51 - kawai
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more like Clever basterd
User avatar #107 to #51 - lolzordz
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how did OP not see that..