Civilization V GG. Civilization V is a great game but every ruler is a greedy cunt, guess i'll have to nuke em all.. I approve of all the Civilization content as of late. Civilization V Civ V civ v unfair fair totes Awesome
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#16 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
>Playing Civ V
>Early in game, most gold amongst all other countries
>England says "I see your economy is in shambles, I'm going to send you a gift, actually just kidding I'm not going to do that." (or something like that)
>MFW
#101 to #16 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/08/2014) [-]
mfw people save the thumbnail
#23 to #16 - dehumanizer (06/07/2014) [-]
>talk to random leader   
>"Just between me and you, your army is kind of the laughing stock of the world"   
>DoW their ass   
>10 turns later their capital is mine   
>mfw
>talk to random leader
>"Just between me and you, your army is kind of the laughing stock of the world"
>DoW their ass
>10 turns later their capital is mine
>mfw
#20 - dehumanizer (06/07/2014) [-]
This pic sums up pritty much my every game.
#131 to #20 - vishnarg (06/08/2014) [-]
When the zulu declare war
When the zulu declare war
#5 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
I approve of all the Civilization content as of late.
#25 to #5 - dehumanizer (06/07/2014) [-]
They hate you for counter-invading and capturing mongolian cities.
User avatar #28 to #25 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
But even when I play defensively, at the end of a war my allies will occasionally denounce me.
#29 to #28 - dehumanizer (06/07/2014) [-]
Unless you are liberating the city, capturing it will still give you a warmongering penalty. Best way to avoid it is to just to go defence heavy till the enemy decides to quit.
User avatar #37 to #29 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
When you get a city through diplomacy for a peace treaty, will it still count as a penalty.
User avatar #91 to #37 - addstar (06/08/2014) [-]
No, there are no penalties for cities offered during peace settlements.
#88 to #37 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
yea, because you still captured it.
#47 to #25 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
And yet burning these cities down and committing genocide against the local population is somehow more acceptable for those ******* AIs. Logic, bitches...
#167 to #47 - dehumanizer (06/08/2014) [-]
But it isnt.
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (06/07/2014) [-]
If you are ahead in technology it costs more for both sides. She has to pay 50 gold more just to get the same amount of science. Or she hates you. Or both.
#38 - smoothmcgroove (06/07/2014) [-]
>Russia asks for open borders   
>lolnope.jpg   
>Goes to war with me next turn   
>Barely survive   
>Over time, create the ultimate science powerhouse   
>Making over 700 gold per turn   
>Several thousand gold   
>Russia's economy in shambles, asks for literally all of my gold, to show "how much of a great leader I am" or some gay 			****		   
>lolnope.jpg   
>I nuke the ever living 			****		 out of them   
>mfw
>Russia asks for open borders
>lolnope.jpg
>Goes to war with me next turn
>Barely survive
>Over time, create the ultimate science powerhouse
>Making over 700 gold per turn
>Several thousand gold
>Russia's economy in shambles, asks for literally all of my gold, to show "how much of a great leader I am" or some gay ****
>lolnope.jpg
>I nuke the ever living **** out of them
>mfw
User avatar #44 to #38 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [-]
Nuking Russia in Civ 5. There should be special irony points for stuff like that.
#27 - crazyolitis (06/07/2014) [-]
Obligatory.
#26 - zanxoo (06/07/2014) [-]
#12 - asslackingkrumswag ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
noff said
User avatar #93 to #12 - greyhoundfd (06/08/2014) [-]
"Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"
#181 to #12 - frohtastic (06/08/2014) [-]
gandhi  is always priority  one  in the  mass murder scale.   
   
you could have  caesar, attila the hun,  and the rest of those warring civilizations,  but gandhi is always the biggest threat.
gandhi is always priority one in the mass murder scale.

you could have caesar, attila the hun, and the rest of those warring civilizations, but gandhi is always the biggest threat.
User avatar #50 to #12 - shreddednation (06/07/2014) [-]
We must bring the clensing fire to those who do not know my religion is the best!
User avatar #53 to #50 - skomakernikolai (06/07/2014) [-]
gandhi got the british out of INdia, but he didn't have any problem with other religions..
User avatar #58 to #53 - shreddednation (06/07/2014) [-]
Ahem, Comedy: professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh
Funny: causing laughter or amusement; humorous
Junk: old or discarded articles that are considered useless or of little value.
#124 to #12 - twilightdusk (06/08/2014) [-]
It's funny, that happened in the first Civ game due to an overflow error (well, underflow technically) where Gandhi would become so peaceful under Democratic government, that his aggressiveness value would fall below 0 and wrap around to being just about as aggressive as is possible. People loved this so much that it's become a tradition for Gandhi to be a warmonger now.
#42 - dublies (06/07/2014) [-]
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#14 - Jameshaich (06/07/2014) [-]
> First game of CIV 5 ever
> Seen it played, kinda know what to do.
> Don't know much about city states.
> One city state right next to motherland
> Almost destroy it
> Ghandi intercepts me
> Wipes out 2 cities
> Army in panic, plead for mercy
> He accepts to leave me
> Makes everyone else hate me
> America kills me
Gfw
#24 to #14 - dehumanizer (06/07/2014) [-]
>attacking city states

gee anon its like you want everyone to hate you
User avatar #35 to #24 - Jameshaich (06/07/2014) [-]
It was getting in the way of glorius democracy
#169 to #35 - dehumanizer (06/08/2014) [-]
Why didnt you just pull a Vietnam by donating a bunch of military then getting them to fight your foe?
#62 - ooants (06/07/2014) [-]
Civ V stories? Well, don't mind if I do...

>Playing the Celts with random map.
>Get a whole island continent to myself.
>But that's not enough for my greedy capitalist ass.
>Expand out, can only get a city on one other continent.
>Right next to Attila the Hun
> ******* Attila the Hun
>Only country bordering mine
>Focus on gold, have it pouring out the ass
>and naval
>and every body orifice imaginable
>Attila wants to be friends
>Spoiler Alert: Attila's a little bitch
>masses troops on my border, attacks.
>dip into my ungodly gold reserves to buy every unit imaginable. all for this one city whose name escapes me at the moment
>Attila gives up
>MFW Attila wants to be friends again
>MFW he masses his troops again.
>MFW I nuke his dirt poor mangy ass.
#45 - joeyliquid (06/07/2014) [-]
>Start as the Japanese. I have boners for Samurai domination
>Within 2 turns I come across Pocahontas and the tree ****** crew
>They come across pretty neutral at the start and I just leave them to expand
>They start settling cities right next to me and get my mad when I build cities right next to my own..
>By this stage I'm starting to get friendly with Russia who have somehow become on the other side of the map the communist nation that they always dreamed off
>Pocahontas is being really shifty, seeing their troops starting to mass near my borders, are they ******* serious?
>I ally with Russia as quick as possible, they instantly say yes since I was sitting on top of most the resources in the map and I was fueling the red army
>"Pocahontas has declared war on you"
>Big ******* mistake you ******* tree ****** , Russia descends upon them with the might of million drunk russians and I join in with glorious Nipon steel samurai's.
>Needlessly to say pocahontas is wiped out. I win, tree ******* .
#33 - havockwzy (06/07/2014) [-]
war it is then
User avatar #15 - devorezz (06/07/2014) [-]
"Our words are backed with nuclear weapons." Boudica says as she tries to threaten the only empire with death robots and nuclear submarines.
#7 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [-]
OK, new proposal: Research agreement, give us all your gold and we WON'T nuke you off the face of the Earth.
User avatar #147 to #7 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Whenever I end up going to war in a game with her, it's against her.
Not because of her being a bitch or anything ,but cause they were the first ones I destroyed in my first game.

Not counting Quebec, of course.
#10 - nexdemise (06/07/2014) [-]
I just warmonger and ally with city states. AI are ******* dumb. Get attacked, unless the attacker is universally hated you will get hated for defending yourself.
#102 - hueman (06/08/2014) [-]
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#89 - bigken (06/08/2014) [-]
That backstabbing cunt witch asked me to help to declare war on Songhai with like 4 times. I finally agree, send troops to war, and then that bitch declares war against me.
#163 - shibblehiggins (06/08/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Playing as Rome in multiplayer with 3 other people
>Form what I assume will be a temporary alliance with Japan
>We fight Carthage and France for some time
>Manage to take one of France's cities
>Rename the city to Shrek
>I suffer great losses later on
>'Shrek' gets taken over by Carthage
>FUUUUU
>Japan "bro" notices that I am fairly weak at this point and decides to turn on me
>I'm against the world at this point, and I only have 5 cities left, whereas everyone else has around 10
>He then tells me that "shrek is dreck" and allies with France and Carthage
>playtimeisogre.jpg
>I invested in science early on, so I am the first do discover the Manhattan project
>Nuke the **** out of Japan, just for the lulz
>With Japan eliminated, I clean up Carthage and France with X-com units and 1 death bot leading the charge
>A midst the fallout, only Rome stood standing.
>MFW I managed to pull a victory out of my ass
#172 to #163 - dehumanizer (06/08/2014) [-]
Artist's interpretation of what really happened.

They should have shreked themselves before they reckt themselves.
#117 - Jakerthesnak (06/08/2014) [-]
Civ 5 in a nutshell.
User avatar #142 to #117 - badgerclan (06/08/2014) [-]
The Celts once decided to betray my trust and our friendship and attack me with cuirassiers. I wiped them out with my newly acquired panzers. I regularly get attacked in the modern age with catapults and trebuchets. By the end of the game I usually have still have archers in my cities in addition to jets, tanks, and MGs. This can't be more true.
#146 to #142 - outsidethebox (06/08/2014) [-]
Turn up the difficulty? If it's below 6 you're doing it wrong. 6 is ez and 7 and 8 are where things can be a challenge.
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