Civilization V GG. Civilization V is a great game but every ruler is a greedy cunt, guess i'll have to nuke em all.. I approve of all the Civilization content as of late.
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Civilization V GG

Civilization V is a great game but every ruler is a greedy cunt, guess i'll have to nuke em all

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#5 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I approve of all the Civilization content as of late.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Playing Civ V
>Early in game, most gold amongst all other countries
>England says "I see your economy is in shambles, I'm going to send you a gift, actually just kidding I'm not going to do that." (or something like that)
>MFW
#12 - asslackingkrumswag (06/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
noff said
#38 - smoothmcgroove (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Russia asks for open borders   
>lolnope.jpg   
>Goes to war with me next turn   
>Barely survive   
>Over time, create the ultimate science powerhouse   
>Making over 700 gold per turn   
>Several thousand gold   
>Russia's economy in shambles, asks for literally all of my gold, to show "how much of a great leader I am" or some gay 						****					   
>lolnope.jpg   
>I nuke the ever living 						****					 out of them   
>mfw
>Russia asks for open borders
>lolnope.jpg
>Goes to war with me next turn
>Barely survive
>Over time, create the ultimate science powerhouse
>Making over 700 gold per turn
>Several thousand gold
>Russia's economy in shambles, asks for literally all of my gold, to show "how much of a great leader I am" or some gay ****
>lolnope.jpg
>I nuke the ever living **** out of them
>mfw
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (06/07/2014) [-]
If you are ahead in technology it costs more for both sides. She has to pay 50 gold more just to get the same amount of science. Or she hates you. Or both.
#20 - dehumanizer (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This pic sums up pritty much my every game.
#27 - crazyolitis (06/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Obligatory.
#26 - zanxoo (06/07/2014) [-]
#14 - Jameshaich (06/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
> First game of CIV 5 ever
> Seen it played, kinda know what to do.
> Don't know much about city states.
> One city state right next to motherland
> Almost destroy it
> Ghandi intercepts me
> Wipes out 2 cities
> Army in panic, plead for mercy
> He accepts to leave me
> Makes everyone else hate me
> America kills me
Gfw
#42 - dublies (06/07/2014) [-]
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#85 to #72 - Bobtheblob (06/08/2014) [-]
doubt.jpg
#33 - havockwzy ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
war it is then
#62 - ooants (06/07/2014) [-]
Civ V stories? Well, don't mind if I do...

>Playing the Celts with random map.
>Get a whole island continent to myself.
>But that's not enough for my greedy capitalist ass.
>Expand out, can only get a city on one other continent.
>Right next to Attila the Hun
> ******* Attila the Hun
>Only country bordering mine
>Focus on gold, have it pouring out the ass
>and naval
>and every body orifice imaginable
>Attila wants to be friends
>Spoiler Alert: Attila's a little bitch
>masses troops on my border, attacks.
>dip into my ungodly gold reserves to buy every unit imaginable. all for this one city whose name escapes me at the moment
>Attila gives up
>MFW Attila wants to be friends again
>MFW he masses his troops again.
>MFW I nuke his dirt poor mangy ass.
#45 - joeyliquid (06/07/2014) [-]
>Start as the Japanese. I have boners for Samurai domination
>Within 2 turns I come across Pocahontas and the tree ****** crew
>They come across pretty neutral at the start and I just leave them to expand
>They start settling cities right next to me and get my mad when I build cities right next to my own..
>By this stage I'm starting to get friendly with Russia who have somehow become on the other side of the map the communist nation that they always dreamed off
>Pocahontas is being really shifty, seeing their troops starting to mass near my borders, are they ******* serious?
>I ally with Russia as quick as possible, they instantly say yes since I was sitting on top of most the resources in the map and I was fueling the red army
>"Pocahontas has declared war on you"
>Big ******* mistake you ******* tree ****** , Russia descends upon them with the might of million drunk russians and I join in with glorious Nipon steel samurai's.
>Needlessly to say pocahontas is wiped out. I win, tree ******* .
User avatar #15 - devorezz ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
"Our words are backed with nuclear weapons." Boudica says as she tries to threaten the only empire with death robots and nuclear submarines.
#9 - legyplegy (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Friendly"
#17 to #9 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
like how Judaism is the religion
#7 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
OK, new proposal: Research agreement, give us all your gold and we WON'T nuke you off the face of the Earth.
#10 - nexdemise (06/07/2014) [-]
I just warmonger and ally with city states. AI are ******* dumb. Get attacked, unless the attacker is universally hated you will get hated for defending yourself.
#102 - hueman (06/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#89 - bigken (06/08/2014) [-]
That backstabbing cunt witch asked me to help to declare war on Songhai with like 4 times. I finally agree, send troops to war, and then that bitch declares war against me.
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