Cigars. . HOW TO CHOOSE A AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE BY: Grant David Anderson II DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CIGARS? Arp/ r no My K YES FIN" MW’ If NO to TN HR WHAT IS Cigars HOW TO CHOOSE A AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE BY: Grant David Anderson II DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CIGARS? Arp/ r no My K YES FIN" MW’ If NO to TN HR WHAT IS
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Cigars

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AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE
BY: Grant David Anderson II
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#2 - sweatanus
Reply -23
(01/20/2014) [-]
cigars are bad for your health
cigars are bad for your health
#18 to #2 - wizardfist
Reply -3
(01/21/2014) [-]
wait, wait, wait....so someone is actually, finally getting thumbed down for telling people on fj that smoking unhealthy? it's a dream comming true....
wait, wait, wait....so someone is actually, finally getting thumbed down for telling people on fj that smoking unhealthy? it's a dream comming true....
#56 to #2 - sweatanus
Reply -2
(01/21/2014) [-]
Now people send me to hell just because I just said an "obvious state", the same people took it like obvious, but they smoke, they know what they are into, and they smoke anyway, and you laugh at me?
#105 to #56 - djequalizee
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah
#11 to #2 - midnightrush
Reply -1
(01/21/2014) [-]
So's breathing, since it's statistically proven that breathing leads to death.
So's breathing, since it's statistically proven that breathing leads to death.
#5 to #2 - demigodofmadness
Reply 0
(01/20/2014) [-]
Your point?
#7 to #2 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
yeah, because surfing funnyjunk cause the same **** as cigars, maybe a little bit of cancer with people like you, but, who cares, everyone take care of his health, body and mind as his own
#30 to #2 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
My grandfather died of lung cancer having never smoked in his life, meanwhile my father has smoked since he was 12 and is still upright and mobile about 46% of the time.
#37 to #2 - iceholder
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
I assume that you were going somewhere with this, so, please, do continue. Elaborate, if you will.
#41 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Why thank you for that small bit of information I couldn't get from any other source. Now if you'll excuse me I have a cigar waiting.

P.S. I enjoy blowing smoke in the general direction of people like you.
#81 to #2 - Uranium
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Not really everything in moderation. You don't inhale cigars which cuts down on the carcinogen in take. But it can give you high blood pressure but its usually not an issue since if you are true gentlemen you're sitting in a cigar lounge solving the worlds problems with several like minded individuals.
#6 to #2 - sheldonthorpe
Reply +1
(01/20/2014) [-]
no rely ?
#16 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
That picture is ******* terrifying
#8 to #2 - theincrediblegoose
Reply +5
(01/21/2014) [-]
You can get cancer without smoking cigars, too.

I say bring the cancer to you, when you have the upper hand, and kick the **** out of it. Then put your cigar out on it's cancery face.
#3 to #2 - dutchfag [OP]
Reply +82
(01/20/2014) [-]
going to funnyjunk is bad for your health
#121 to #3 - garymotherfingoak
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
not to be buzz killington, but i've learned a lot of **** that i never would have if i never came here back in 2011.
#4 to #3 - sweatanus
Reply -2
(01/20/2014) [-]
yeah, because surfing funnyjunk cause the same **** as cigars, maybe a little bit of cancer with people like you, but, who cares, everyone take care of his health, body and mind as his own
#29 to #4 - fragman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
It causes worse **** than smoking anything below crack...
You're a great proof of that as well.
#17 - whenindoubtsplooge
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#19 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Did you actually make this thing? Not get it off the internet?
#25 to #17 - icefried
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
"your content"
Did you make it by any chance you putrid **** stain? No? Then go **** yourself.
#40 to #17 - wardd
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
It's not your content, is it?
#50 to #17 - komandantmirkoo
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
"Sorry for no source, but I can't find it. Best I could come up with for sauce is in the comic."


your exact words.
#51 to #17 - naitsabesh
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
recycles reposts
recycles reposts
#108 to #17 - twdeathnote
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
That was submitted months ago. Sorry, but that's not that big of a deal.
#53 to #17 - kolpster
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
Not like it was yours, anyway.
#97 to #17 - tigasingy
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
I hope this reaches the front page so I can see you cry.
#66 to #17 - playapplepie
Reply +4
(01/21/2014) [-]
MFW you're implying it was yours to begin with.
#34 to #17 - matakeshi
Reply +6
(01/21/2014) [-]
you even put this in your description: "Sorry for no source, but I can't find it. Best I could come up with for sauce is in the comic."
you ******* imbecile faggot
#21 to #17 - dutchfag [OP]
Reply +29
(01/21/2014) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk
#57 - VikingSharkPANCH
Reply +13
(01/21/2014) [-]
I smoke cigars, but much prefer a pipe. Pipe tobacco is tremendously smoother, less aftertaste in your mouth, and smells amazing. Plus its usually less harsh and has less tongue bite.
#116 to #57 - anthonyd
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
And you can inhale that without ******* yourself
#63 to #57 - johnwill
Reply +28
(01/21/2014) [-]
Plus is cool as **** to point at people with the mouth piece as you discuss such interesting topics as a gentleman does.
#102 to #63 - AbsentMinded
Reply +4
(01/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#136 to #102 - johnwill
Reply 0
(01/25/2014) [-]
Are you saying no to me?
#137 to #136 - AbsentMinded
Reply +1
(01/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#95 - bigredthunder
Reply +24
(01/21/2014) [-]
I've had a Gurkha warlord. It was my first cigar and I vomited but I still felt bad ass just because of the name. MFW I was asked if I was inhaling my cigar
#114 to #95 - iphraem
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
aaaah that explains a loot,
#125 to #114 - vladimirherzog
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
wait, do you not?

do you just like ''eat'' it
#128 to #125 - iphraem
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
you don't really want to know
#129 to #128 - vladimirherzog
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
but i kinda do actually ....
but i kinda do actually ....
#130 to #129 - iphraem
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
I didnt know you dont inhale them so I thought I could enhance the taste by adding weed.. big mistake. I never smoked a cigar since.
#65 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Bitch about zippos not burning evenly then torches the **** out of one spot rather than toasting evenly...
#68 to #65 - sirbrentcoe
Reply +15
(01/21/2014) [-]
the flavor of the lighter fluid is the issue, ********.
#101 to #68 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Zippos taste ******* nasty. They even ruin a ****** cigarette. Cedar wood or torch master races.
#122 to #101 - kinginyellow
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Matches are how I light anything.
#126 to #122 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
I assume you mean cedar matches.
#127 to #126 - kinginyellow
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Yes except once cuz idk what the matches were. We were in the dark and needed to light some weed.
#134 to #127 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
If they are wood they are cedar 99% of the time.
#32 - AztecJew
Reply +7
(01/21/2014) [-]
I actually just went to a cigar lounge with my girlfriend yesterday. She lit her cigar backwards but still love her.
#69 to #32 - junahi
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but what was the point of this post? Just bragging?
#133 to #69 - AztecJew
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
not sure, sometimes I just comment without a real motivation, for the sake of conversation I guess.
#72 to #32 - smartasshobo
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Why would you stop loving her because of that?

That's the cutest **** man.
#132 to #72 - AztecJew
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
I thought so too, there were just a bunch of old gentlemen there, you know the ol' cigar aficionados, so I told em I did it so she wouldn't be embarrassed.
#54 to #32 - kolpster
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
Really?
I wouldn't.
#94 to #32 - leagetshitpack
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
some people just want to see the world burn like a tasty cigar
#49 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
>lawl u no taek cuban cigar cause illegal in murica
Did you ever consider that there exist other nations on this planet than the goddamn USA?
#98 to #49 - guymanthing
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Canada FTW
#55 to #49 - reginleif ONLINE
Reply +4
(01/21/2014) [-]
Have you considered not getting your humor from Americans if you're going to pointlessly bitch about not being able to relate to things?

Don't go on an American repost site, read a humor flowchart written by americans, and complain about the content....

Stupid ******* foreign cunts. I hope you choke on your ******* tea or rosbif you goddamned horse abortion.
#96 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
*how to choose a poison to slowly kill yourself with toxic chemicals

fix'd for you dumbasses. The right way to choose one is you ******* don't.
#103 to #96 - aerialcharles
Reply +3
(01/21/2014) [-]
Cigars aren't the same in cigarettes bruv.
#123 to #103 - RaciallyDiverse
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
now i'm not taking anon's side, but just because you don't inhale a cigar doesn't mean it's not poisonous and toxic. the "Cigars aren't the same as cigarettes" argument is misleading, no they're not the same. But that's not to say that cigar's aren't unhealthy and pose health risks similar to those gained from cigarettes.

No I'm not against cigars, in fact I smoke cigars and cigarettes.
#1 - harbydeath
Reply +3
(01/20/2014) [-]
epic.
epic.
#43 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
I thought the US ended the embargo on Cuba
#70 to #43 - sirbrentcoe
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
i think cubans are illegal because they're rolled with cocoa leaves. i could be wrong, though.
#74 to #70 - Uranium
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
You are the embargo is still very much in place.
#79 to #74 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE
Reply +2
(01/21/2014) [-]
You expect me to trust someone so unstable?
#82 to #79 - Uranium
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
Trust me or I'll blow your ass up. Two words Naga ************* saki
#83 to #82 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Nagasaki is one word tho
#85 to #83 - Uranium
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
#87 to #85 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
0/10 Joke
Would not laugh
#89 to #87 - Uranium
Reply +1
(01/21/2014) [-]
#90 to #89 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Needs more people being vaporized
#92 to #90 - Uranium
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
#93 to #92 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
getting warmer lel
#104 to #93 - thesticklebricks
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
warmer....? so you want a full size Tsar Bomba then?
#119 to #104 - mrchubs
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
Oh sheeeiiiiit
#75 to #74 - sirbrentcoe
Reply 0
(01/21/2014) [-]
right on.