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Cigars

HOW TO CHOOSE A
AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE
BY: Grant David Anderson II
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#2 - sweatanus (01/20/2014) [+] (17 replies)
cigars are bad for your health
cigars are bad for your health
User avatar #3 to #2 - dutchfag (01/20/2014) [-]
going to funnyjunk is bad for your health
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#17 - whenindoubtsplooge has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #21 to #17 - dutchfag (01/21/2014) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk
#57 - VikingSharkPANCH (01/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I smoke cigars, but much prefer a pipe. Pipe tobacco is tremendously smoother, less aftertaste in your mouth, and smells amazing. Plus its usually less harsh and has less tongue bite.
User avatar #63 to #57 - johnwill (01/21/2014) [-]
Plus is cool as fuck to point at people with the mouth piece as you discuss such interesting topics as a gentleman does.
#95 - bigredthunder (01/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I've had a Gurkha warlord. It was my first cigar and I vomited but I still felt bad ass just because of the name. MFW I was asked if I was inhaling my cigar
#65 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Bitch about zippos not burning evenly then torches the shit out of one spot rather than toasting evenly...
#68 to #65 - sirbrentcoe (01/21/2014) [-]
the flavor of the lighter fluid is the issue, dumbshit.
User avatar #32 - AztecJew (01/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I actually just went to a cigar lounge with my girlfriend yesterday. She lit her cigar backwards but still love her.
#49 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>lawl u no taek cuban cigar cause illegal in murica
Did you ever consider that there exist other nations on this planet than the goddamn USA?
User avatar #55 to #49 - reginleif (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you considered not getting your humor from Americans if you're going to pointlessly bitch about not being able to relate to things?

Don't go on an American repost site, read a humor flowchart written by americans, and complain about the content....

Stupid fucking foreign cunts. I hope you choke on your fucking tea or rosbif you goddamned horse abortion.
#96 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
*how to choose a poison to slowly kill yourself with toxic chemicals

fix'd for you dumbasses. The right way to choose one is you fucking don't.
#103 to #96 - aerialcharles (01/21/2014) [-]
Cigars aren't the same in cigarettes bruv.
#1 - harbydeath (01/20/2014) [-]
epic.
epic.
#77 - dafogman (01/21/2014) [-]
NEVER let the flame touch the end of the cigar.     
Let the heat of the flame ash over the outer edges when first lighting.     
Then SLOWLY draw in on the cigar.  At a certain point the end may flame up.  no homo joke here    
Let it go out and you should be good to go.  While drawing on your smoke be sure to turn the cigar, this will ensure a good clean burn all around.     
   
Enjoy.     
   
gif related only because I have no Cigar gifs.
NEVER let the flame touch the end of the cigar.
Let the heat of the flame ash over the outer edges when first lighting.
Then SLOWLY draw in on the cigar. At a certain point the end may flame up. no homo joke here
Let it go out and you should be good to go. While drawing on your smoke be sure to turn the cigar, this will ensure a good clean burn all around.

Enjoy.

gif related only because I have no Cigar gifs.
#59 - integritynowbleeds (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
or just a Magar
User avatar #43 - civilizedwasteland (01/21/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I thought the US ended the embargo on Cuba
User avatar #79 to #74 - civilizedwasteland (01/21/2014) [-]
You expect me to trust someone so unstable?
#35 - firesky (01/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I love how the land with the most "freedom" is the only one where you can't buy cuban cigars.

For you poor bastards I recommend cigars from the Dominican.
I for myself like the Macanudo Maduro Baron de Rothschild.
#42 to #36 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
Read the content.

It references the US.

as in the US of A.
#107 - Strudel (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't smoke tobacco since its so unhealthy, but I found this very interesting and informative.
[Pic unrelated.]
User avatar #99 - lellendo (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
why are cuban cigars illegal? i didn't know that
#111 to #99 - bigcdizzle (01/21/2014) [-]
They're illegal in the U.S. because of a trade embargo. You can buy them elsewhere in the world though.
#64 - mikoli (01/21/2014) [-]
first time this content has more likes than favorites.
#22 - shadowsnipin (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I applaud whoever made this, be i the poster or not. Not a bad start for beginners.
Except I would not call swishers, B&M, and White Owls cigars...while labeled most cigar stores will never carry them as it hurts their image.
#12 - tfixari (01/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
could someone explain the effects of lighting a cigar with a zippo? i do it from time to time (didn't realize that was such a no-no) and don't really notice any difference
#13 to #12 - Animeandcoffee (01/21/2014) [-]
Cheap fuels leave a long lasting bad taste and odor, MOST zippo users use those fuels.
User avatar #52 - naitsabesh (01/21/2014) [-]
I smoke bellman cigarellos. they're pretty good. around 25 bucks for a 10 pack.
Anyone know of any other good cigarellos, maybe with a bit better flavor?
User avatar #20 - damping (01/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yes. Smoke cigars so you and your clothes smell like ass. That'll help you get a girl and a job.
#61 to #20 - npfortytwo (01/21/2014) [-]
1.  Most cigars, at least the ones that aren't cheap, smell quite nice.   
2.  My dad has been smoking cigarettes (which smell much worse than cigars) his entire life, and has had the same job (and wife) for the last 20 years.     
3.  All of my co-workers smoke cigarettes, and the management doesn't care, and this is a restaurant - the people who handle your food have been chain smoking all day.   
4.  If you dress nicely and keep your appearance nice, a cigar (again, not a cheap one) can make you look extraordinarily mature, and therefore, more attractive to girls.
1. Most cigars, at least the ones that aren't cheap, smell quite nice.
2. My dad has been smoking cigarettes (which smell much worse than cigars) his entire life, and has had the same job (and wife) for the last 20 years.
3. All of my co-workers smoke cigarettes, and the management doesn't care, and this is a restaurant - the people who handle your food have been chain smoking all day.
4. If you dress nicely and keep your appearance nice, a cigar (again, not a cheap one) can make you look extraordinarily mature, and therefore, more attractive to girls.
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