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#5 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm so glad this man is guarding our galaxy.
#2 - bakinboy (08/11/2014) [-]
take that, DeNiro
#28 - reflexx (08/11/2014) [-]
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#16 - DerektheAsian ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Honestly, in my opinion, Chris Pratt's transformation really motivates me to keep fit much more compared to other people or celebrities such as Hugh Jackman or The Rock because Chris does seem like your average, genuine guy that isn't insanely ripped or buff. It just gives you the sense of realism that literally anyone can achieve their goals of being fit if you just set your mind to it.

>inb4 thumb down for stating my opinion.
I'm sorry.
User avatar #80 to #16 - leafonthewind (08/11/2014) [-]
or get paid millions to do it and have professional trainers+ the whole day to work out
#1 - charagrin (08/11/2014) [-]
He genuinely is one of my idols, he came from nowhere to be huge, he is polite, genuine, happy, and has earned everything he has. And if your dick didn't wiggle just a little bit, just the tiniest wiggle, from the photo on the right, you are inhuman and should be ashamed regardless of whether you are gay or straight, male or female, human or treeman thing.
#11 to #1 - fandomsexual (08/11/2014) [-]
#85 to #1 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't get the obsession. I guess I just hate how painfully religious he is, but I truly don't like him.
User avatar #132 to #1 - rawryrawr (08/15/2014) [-]
oh god my penis did not move
User avatar #133 to #132 - charagrin (08/15/2014) [-]
You're a monster!
#134 to #133 - rawryrawr (08/15/2014) [-]
you meanie
you meanie
User avatar #40 to #1 - captainstinkypinky (08/11/2014) [-]
My dick wiggles a teeny bit from the pic on the right.

It dances from the pic on the left
User avatar #6 to #1 - tiagodisouza (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm not gay my dick dont wiggle fo' dudes
User avatar #9 to #6 - logicstrike (08/11/2014) [-]
it's not so much a wiggle as it is the manliest of salutes
User avatar #14 to #1 - lurifax (08/11/2014) [-]
inb4 i am groot
#24 to #14 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
I am gr- oh.
#37 to #1 - isniffbutts (08/11/2014) [-]
He's also a pretty big stoner, so don't ever say potheads can't get **** done.
#39 to #1 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
"Came from nowhere" Are you trying to tell me Parks and Recreation is nothing?
#114 to #1 - theporkwhisperer (08/12/2014) [-]
Trust me there was more than just a wiggle.
#25 to #1 - nottytaco (08/11/2014) [-]
My dick be wiggly.
#10 to #1 - Killeratdawn (08/11/2014) [-]
The best bit about that before and after   
6 months   
This man did THAT in 6 months. Holy 			****		.   
I bow down.
The best bit about that before and after
6 months
This man did THAT in 6 months. Holy **** .
I bow down.
#23 to #10 - mutzaki (08/11/2014) [-]
It is very impressive.
Something even more impressive is that Christian Bale achieved this in about 6 months. He nearly doubled his bodyweight and was even asked to drop some weight before filming Batman Begins.
#31 to #23 - lostmyaccounts (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought human bio max for gaining muscle was like 12 lbs a year and that was for 18 year olds

please science me so hard
User avatar #66 to #31 - popkornking (08/11/2014) [-]
It is. Naturally. Actors all juice to make these transformations since that's really the only possible way. Anyone who says they put on more naturally just put on a lot of fat.
User avatar #41 to #31 - mutzaki (08/11/2014) [-]
Obviously, that's not true. Though, to be fair, it's a lot easier gaining muscle when you're that skinny, and especially when you've had a history of being muscular. It's also very likely that he used steroids.
User avatar #59 to #31 - TigerShark (08/11/2014) [-]
I gained 35 lbs in in 10 weeks a few summers ago. I had no job and was out of school so all I did was eat, sleep sleepbrowsed Funnyjunk and work out.

I think your info is a bit off
#71 to #59 - cconkka (08/11/2014) [-]
Seems like BS unless juice and/or fat
User avatar #126 to #71 - kazene (08/12/2014) [-]
Its not all that unlikely. Back in high school, I finally decided to create my own work out regimen outside of football work outs to get bigger. A week and a half and I gained 15+ pounds. I will admit, 10 of those were from muscle memory cuz I had lost 10 pounds 2 weeks prior after coming out of a surgery to remove my wisdom teeth. So its not too far off.
User avatar #125 to #59 - TigerShark (08/12/2014) [-]
I weighed 120 lbs when i got done with my freshman year at asu, I worked out 5 days a week, took weight gain protein every day, and casein protein every night, as well as creatine on workout days. at the end of 10 weeks i weighed 155 lbs. Since then i've lost a ton of weight and am back down to 125
#81 to #31 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
Or some ******* protein. There is no way in hell that the limit is that low.
User avatar #112 to #81 - amusingtoaster (08/12/2014) [-]
It's all based on variables. Someone who has just started lifting will gain muscle much faster than someone who has been lifting for a year. Your body will slowly start to get used to the strain you place on it and begin to show less change. Normally a person will gain around 20 pounds of muscle the first year of proper training and then cut that in half each year after.
#42 to #23 - Killeratdawn (08/11/2014) [-]
Looking at the left image, I'm just a bit bigger than him there.
6'4" and underweight. Just started to go to the gym afterwork for at least and hour just doing weights and finishing with cardio to put on some muscle.
If I could be as half as big as either of them in the same time, I'd be so damn happy.
#45 to #42 - bighairybacon (08/11/2014) [-]
Let me give you some advice... Lifting doesn't put on weight, eating does. You can lift and lift, and not gain a single pound if you don't eat. However if you do eat a lot, results will come FAST.

I'd recommend to start drinking lots of whole milk, eating peanut butter, and drinking a lot of water (water aids digestion).
#47 to #45 - Killeratdawn (08/11/2014) [-]
I have a fast metabolism and also a small stomach. I make sure I get my recommended daily calories for a adult male. So I literally just this second ordered some ON Serious Mass Protein shake. have one of those post workout and keep to what I eat and it should all work out good
#54 to #47 - bighairybacon (08/11/2014) [-]
I used to be underweight, honestly the whole "fast metabolism" thing is mostly a myth. Just remember that protein shakes are no different than protein from chicken, or poptarts. The mass gainers are mostly just sugar, it will be cheaper in the long run to make your own with milk, oats, protein, etc. Mass gainer is ridiculously expensive lol.

Overtime your stomach will stretch, but be prepared to have some stomach aches for now. Best of luck man
User avatar #83 to #47 - cdlight (08/11/2014) [-]
A fast metabolism means you have a body of an athelete
User avatar #82 to #47 - cdlight (08/11/2014) [-]
And protein shakes make your body dependant on that type of soluble, easily digested protein. It actually makes it harder for your body to digest other types of protein, but if you eat lots of fruits and nuts, plus beans and rice in the same meal, which completes the 8 essential amino acids needed for muscle growth, then you should be fine. Don't forget to eat lots of mangos and papayas, just because you want muscle doesn't mean you don't need other vitamins.
User avatar #79 to #47 - cdlight (08/11/2014) [-]
Its not a myth, you need one to be in good health. I used to wrestle in high school, I have a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and am a mediocre Wing Chun practicioner. Eat nuts and fruits and duck what people say according to their ego beliefs. Go running and do push UPS and ab workouts with a nut/avocado/beas+rice diet and you'll grow muscle FASTER. Just work till your muscles are sore. If they're not sore, you didn't work out enough. And only work th same muscles every other day or you can damage them. Also do lots of stretching. And drink water
#131 to #79 - Killeratdawn (08/12/2014) [-]
Between sets I drink water and rest for 90 seconds. And I have a routine for the weeks to come now which is nice. I'm not going to rely on protein shakes. I'm going to eat protein high meals, but I only ordered this shake because I find it incredibly hard to put on weight as it is. this stuff is meant to be incredible for it. It's there to just push me over the amount of calories I need and also since it's a liquid I can drink it easier than eating a full meal straight after a workout because that would be really hard for me.
User avatar #135 to #131 - cdlight (08/18/2014) [-]
Just do your workouts regularly and you'll be fine. After a few weeks you'll want to do more too, once you get used to it. Cardio is also something to do, besides just looking pretty. Meditation is by far the best. You don't even have to work out if you do THAT. XD but seriously, check out the book "You Are Here" by Thich Nhat Han or look up "Buddhist Meditation" or "How to Meditate" on Google.
User avatar #43 to #42 - mutzaki (08/11/2014) [-]
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #46 to #44 - mutzaki (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't think your body has quite balanced your metabolism yet, as your body keeps developing until your early 20's. I grew quite a lot during puberty, and really couldn't put on any weight, despite eating like a **** head. Then, almost magically when I was 19, my body fat percentage started going up, and along with me building muscle, landed me in a healthy weight range.
I'm sure you'll get your weight up within the next year or two. Just keep exercising and eating.
#49 to #46 - Killeratdawn (08/11/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I have the "Thin-Tall gene" from both sides of my family, never been chubby as a child or as a teen. Unless I magically get pregnant I most likely wont put on weight without really trying.
But I do aim for my 2500 Kcal daily and I just ordered some Serious Mass Protein powder. So i should be upping my calorie intake post workout by about 1250, pushing me over and allowing me to gain
User avatar #50 to #49 - mutzaki (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, a guy your height will probably need about 3000 kcal daily, so almost 4000 should allow you to gain. Best of luck in your endeavours!
#51 to #50 - Killeratdawn (08/11/2014) [-]
Cheers, mate. Have a nice day
User avatar #86 to #10 - McFuckUp (08/11/2014) [-]
His workout routine was madness. Like, four hours a day, p90x, boxing, swimming, and insanely good eating.
#130 to #86 - Killeratdawn (08/12/2014) [-]
oh yeah. The interview I read said he worked out so hard and did everything his personal trainer said. also saying that some days were just torturous but he doesn't regret a day of it. Also stating that it's nice to see himself looking great
User avatar #7 to #1 - lexxy (08/11/2014) [-]
If I had a dick, mine would wiggle vigirously
#17 to #7 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
It's not about the dick, it's about the dick in you. my dick maybe? ;)
User avatar #19 to #17 - lexxy (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I only have sex with people who have faces
#32 to #19 - mrjunebug (08/11/2014) [-]
I have a face.
#20 to #19 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
#21 to #20 - lexxy (08/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 to #7 - fuckingtrolls (08/12/2014) [-]
How'd you lose it?
User avatar #128 to #92 - lexxy (08/12/2014) [-]
i tried to follow instructions and it got caught in a fan
#3 to #1 - JohnHoogliefooglie ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't know about the picture on the right, but the one on the left got me rock hard
#8 to #4 - unicornmangina (08/11/2014) [-]
I would
I would
User avatar #75 to #8 - applecopy (08/11/2014) [-]
would what?
User avatar #127 to #75 - unicornmangina (08/12/2014) [-]
he's a 10/10 immediate sexytimes WILL commence
#18 to #3 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
dem 'Merican shorts right?
#136 to #18 - JohnHoogliefooglie ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
oh yeah fo' deffers
#78 - lazaman (08/11/2014) [-]
Whose seen guardians of the galaxy?
Whose seen guardians of the galaxy?
User avatar #88 to #78 - kapanda (08/12/2014) [-]
i enjoeyd dis movie, specially tiny groot at end
User avatar #105 to #78 - tantcancer (08/12/2014) [-]
i will once i can find a bootlegged copy
User avatar #118 to #78 - dorfdorfdorf (08/12/2014) [-]
saw it today, rocked my socks. weirdly toned, tho, like when he was being shocked at the beginning and 'hooked on a feeling' was playing, im like, i feel like i should be more concerned cuz hero = laser stabbed. i absolutely LOVED how they never overdid the language, though. so refreshing for a marvel movie to actually be edgy
#113 to #78 - frozencrown (08/12/2014) [-]
Groot is love, Groot is life
User avatar #119 to #113 - rustlingthejimmys ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
"We... are Groot" manly tears
#61 - sparkofinsanity (08/11/2014) [-]
Chris Pratt is quickly becoming my new favorite actor.
Chris Pratt is quickly becoming my new favorite actor.
#57 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - worldatarms ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Chris Pratt after Guardians of the Galaxy
User avatar #13 - iRoflcopterU (08/11/2014) [-]
I feel like Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence have a lot in common.
User avatar #58 to #13 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
I ship it
User avatar #91 to #13 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I...I can see it. Yeah, definitely.
User avatar #123 - halomike (08/12/2014) [-]
I thought I should let you guys know. Robin Willaims committed suicide today.
#104 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #62 - anotherhaloguy (08/11/2014) [-]
I love Chris Pratt and all... but that's a bad last name
No ones gonna get that since all the English are asleep now
User avatar #63 to #62 - bench (08/11/2014) [-]
Dude true Englishmen stay up until 4am. Don't be such a prat!
User avatar #64 to #63 - anotherhaloguy (08/11/2014) [-]
Aye, I'm on my 5th cup of night tea, and eye wash
Got work tomorrow and everything
#65 to #64 - bench (08/11/2014) [-]
Hmm my tea levels have been pretty low lately... you sir have inspired me to drink some mid-night tea!
Hmm my tea levels have been pretty low lately... you sir have inspired me to drink some mid-night tea!
User avatar #69 to #65 - anotherhaloguy (08/11/2014) [-]
There's no better time for tea, then when you're half dead and should be asleep
Of killing the colonies
#67 to #62 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/11/2014) [-]
The Welsh are Awake... But then again, we can party harder than you English so its no surprise.
User avatar #68 to #67 - anotherhaloguy (08/11/2014) [-]
A Welsh party? So three sheep and a bottle of Heineken?
User avatar #72 to #68 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/11/2014) [-]
Basically, but without the Heineken.
#74 to #72 - noonelikesdan ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I can second this.
User avatar #124 - missionamp (08/12/2014) [-]
I actually talked to him last week... or rather he said "what's up?" to me...
User avatar #35 - blarghagh (08/11/2014) [-]
Why are people so obsessed with this guy? Hes been on parks andrecreation since 2009 and suddenly everybody is obsessed with him? I dont get it
#48 to #35 - fukyouto (08/11/2014) [-]
he was the main character of the guardians of the galaxy which was was a really awesome movie actually
User avatar #53 to #48 - blarghagh (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah it was a good movie but still
User avatar #108 to #35 - mads (08/12/2014) [-]
Because the media is pushing him more. more people are going to know who he is.
User avatar #38 to #35 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
he's been funny in it, also he's the voice of the Lego Movie hero
User avatar #73 to #35 - dehfurk (08/11/2014) [-]
When the Office finally ended, people were looking for a new fix and Parks and Rec was in the same brand of humor. If you remember some time ago on FJ, there was a big upswing of Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford images here. Now that Guardians of the Galaxy is out, people are taking notice of him even more. He's currently riding two trains of popularity with Parks and Rec still being hyped up along side his debut in Guardians.
#106 - bulbasaurb (08/12/2014) [-]
He genuinely is one of my idols, he came from nowhere to be huge, he is polite, genuine, happy, and has earned everything he has. And if your dick didn't wiggle just a little bit, just the tiniest wiggle, from the photo on the right, you are inhuman and should be ashamed regardless of whether you are gay or straight, male or female, human or treeman thing.
#111 to #106 - coldsockz (08/12/2014) [-]
inhuman if your dick doesn't wiggle to a handsome dude

welp time to move to space and live in an asteroid crater am not human or homo
#84 - leafonthewind (08/11/2014) [-]
he made fun of Orlando Bloom after the great public service he did by punching Bieber in the face
I don't care how cool he is, that takes him down a notch in my book
pictured: me
#94 - buttseckss (08/12/2014) [-]
Chris Pratt isn't really that funny and we're having him force fed to us by holly wood.
#115 to #94 - riayl (08/12/2014) [-]
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#121 to #94 - anoneemouse (08/12/2014) [-]
nah you're thinking of jennifer lawrence.
i've loved chris pratt since the everwood and oc days, hilarious guy.
User avatar #95 to #94 - icewraith (08/12/2014) [-]
This maymay should be destroyed alongside anyone who uses it. It's basically "omg guise look at how different muh opinion is therefore how special i am gibe attention pls
#97 to #95 - buttseckss (08/12/2014) [-]
>destroying people because they show their differing opinion.    
Gif related: you.
>destroying people because they show their differing opinion.

Gif related: you.

User avatar #98 to #97 - icewraith (08/12/2014) [-]
You can tell your opinion (even if no one cares about it) without that stupid ******* meme
#99 to #98 - buttseckss (08/12/2014) [-]
If you hate it because people that use it want attention you shouldn't give people that use it attention.
User avatar #100 to #99 - icewraith (08/12/2014) [-]
So you admit you're an attention whore faggot.
User avatar #101 to #100 - buttseckss (08/12/2014) [-]
No, Just because that's your reason for hating it doesn't mean people that use it are attention whoring faggots.
User avatar #102 to #101 - icewraith (08/12/2014) [-]
They are exactly that. All these new animal maymays are cancer, used by attention whores.
#103 to #102 - buttseckss (08/12/2014) [-]
Alright dude.

Maymays r dum!1!1!
User avatar #129 to #103 - icewraith (08/12/2014) [-]
You know, if you used just one image, it might have worked, but posting your entire "umad" reaction folder makes it seem like you're the one that's mad.
#96 - pewdiepieisbestpie (08/12/2014) [-]
>Game says press any button to continue
>press power button
>pc shuts off
#12 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
Fat people are ******* disgusting. i wouldn't be surprised if this is seriously how most of those disgusting sacks of blubber live.
#27 to #12 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
butthurt cos op just described your lifestyle?
User avatar #26 to #22 - cdmin (08/11/2014) [-]
but dad, i cant see with my fat eyes.
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