Chris Pratt Delivers. . If it was a big enough movie to where it wouid:{__ mea_ stoppet,!.. iing to a kid .3 if 1 IAI. -fr. im sorry
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#47 to #28 - lostmyaccounts (08/24/2014) [-]
dam boy u smellin fine
do i smell leukemia
stop chris pratt das gay
#11 - helidead (08/24/2014) [-]
im sorry
User avatar #55 to #11 - ducksareducks (08/24/2014) [-]
I Lol'ed
#88 to #11 - indonesia (08/24/2014) [-]
oh my god I feel wrong but that's really funny
#84 to #11 - gerfox (08/24/2014) [-]
"Do I smell cancer?" haha
#43 to #11 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 to #11 - notnewaccount (08/24/2014) [-]
You're going to hell, and I'm glad going with you.
#121 to #11 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/24/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
#101 to #11 - iwantbananaslol (08/24/2014) [-]
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#16 to #11 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
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Don't be you're doing gods work son
#83 to #11 - jellyman (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #11 - disies (08/24/2014) [-]
That was brave. Take a thumb.
User avatar #23 to #11 - requiemofsins (08/24/2014) [-]
And just like that, my night was made.
#105 to #11 - riayl (08/24/2014) [-]
We're all going to hell.

See yall on the ride down
#107 to #105 - yisumad (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll meet you there
#120 to #11 - afuckinmazing (08/24/2014) [-]
That's ******* terrible... Yet goddamn hilarious nonetheless.
User avatar #102 to #11 - basstard (08/24/2014) [-]
Dude, this ain 't tumblr or facebook so there 's no real need to apologize.

We 're all sick here.
User avatar #93 to #11 - negatrom (08/24/2014) [-]
hail hydra
User avatar #17 to #11 - meathooksodomy (08/24/2014) [-]
I just had the most genuine laugh ever while browsing FJ, thank you.
User avatar #21 - thinkwithportals (08/24/2014) [-]
Chris Pratt is definitely one of favorite people. He just seems so genuine.
#89 to #21 - expand (08/24/2014) [-]
yes
#45 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Star-Lord is a beast.
Star-Lord is a beast.
#4 - roosterking (08/23/2014) [-]
Good guy Chris Pratt
#14 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Who?!
User avatar #100 to #14 - harbingerwolf (08/24/2014) [-]
Come on, man...
#5 - include (08/23/2014) [-]
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#49 - andovaredoras (08/24/2014) [-]
I would let him drive his spaceship into my star-port any day.
User avatar #97 to #49 - unicornmangina (08/24/2014) [-]
ditto
#87 to #49 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
According to IMDB Chris Pratt lost 60 pounds (calculates to about 27kg for those of us who use metric) in 6 months to get into shape for the movie, although his audition went so well that the director was prepared to offer him the role even if he didn't.
#94 to #87 - andovaredoras (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. Have googled everything about him already..

Pic related, its his weight change.
User avatar #58 to #49 - unfairlybanned (08/24/2014) [-]
Im a guy and i concur

no homo
#86 to #58 - namefailure (08/24/2014) [-]
Good thing you said No homo, otherwise this would have been hella gay.
#44 - dogziller (08/24/2014) [-]
just saw this movie. it was really the **** . also groots design and starlords are my favorite in the movie, plus ronan. i didn't like gommoras outfit though. didn't really click with me. anyways good movie. but when they have the doctor strange live action movie, that ill see opening night. and Godzilla 2
User avatar #50 to #44 - isradam (08/24/2014) [-]
Which outfit specifically?
User avatar #51 to #50 - dogziller (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked starlords tranchcoat with its paulders on his shoulders. just gommora in general is a turn off. didn't' find her attractive and didn't see her outfits as cool really.
User avatar #59 to #44 - unfairlybanned (08/24/2014) [-]
But that booty though
User avatar #63 to #59 - dogziller (08/24/2014) [-]
puhlease she had no ass.
User avatar #64 to #63 - unfairlybanned (08/24/2014) [-]
Well i dont know about you but in the closeup scenes the ass was fat
User avatar #99 to #44 - harbingerwolf (08/24/2014) [-]
I wonder if Godzilla will be in Godzilla 2, his cameo in Godzilla 1 was nice though.

Inb4 *********
User avatar #108 to #99 - dogziller (08/24/2014) [-]
hell have to share the screen with like 4 other monsters, but thats fine with me cuz that means more monsters.
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (08/24/2014) [-]
chris pratt is the broiest bro to ever bro in the history of bros
User avatar #33 - mango (08/24/2014) [-]
What a good guy
User avatar #85 to #33 - greendroid (08/24/2014) [-]
**** you and your text.
User avatar #80 - murrlogic (08/24/2014) [-]
Man **** me RDJ refused that cameo appearance

when am I seeing Starlord and Ironman shoot the **** at each other

>RDJ- so you're a junker

>SL- I bet I could get like 15 units off that suit.
User avatar #98 - kanaka (08/24/2014) [-]
i cried during GotG, this makes everything better
#37 - WTFburger (08/24/2014) [-]
VIVA LA RACCOON!!  DOWN WITH JOSHLOL!!
VIVA LA RACCOON!! DOWN WITH JOSHLOL!!
User avatar #20 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
he is a ******* **** actor no offense
#38 to #20 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
At least he's not a woman. Women can't act except when they lie to guys and when they accuse men of rape.
#78 to #20 - presidentmoose (08/24/2014) [-]
your name alone deserves ban
your name alone deserves ban
User avatar #30 to #20 - shatted (08/24/2014) [-]
Have you ever met levvy? I feel like you two would get along great.
#26 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
To bad that film sucked bad.
User avatar #109 to #26 - bothemastaofall (08/24/2014) [-]
Your girlfriend sucks bad
#110 to #26 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
It's not bad, just overhyped
User avatar #35 to #26 - langweilig (08/24/2014) [-]
jonesing for down thumbs are we?
#82 to #26 - kikren (08/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say it sucked. It was really forced and rushed. Action scenes were really nice and the effects were beautiful, but the acting was really stale, and anything to do with characterization was lost to awkward love interest scenes and stupid scenes with bad background characters and ****** comedy.
#56 to #26 - cantfindausername (08/24/2014) [-]
Too bad your opinion is wrong.
Too bad your opinion is wrong.
User avatar #31 to #26 - greyswordsman (08/24/2014) [-]
i just **** my pants and my diarrhea
did a better job at trolling than you did
#39 to #26 - skorpius (08/24/2014) [-]
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#41 to #39 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't stop this feeeelin' deep inside of meee
User avatar #52 to #41 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
girl you just don't realize, what you do to me
#53 to #52 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
When you hold me, in your arms so tight. You let me know everythang's alright.
I was really confused for a moment as I forgot I even commented here. I was like, "What did I do.."
User avatar #54 to #53 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAA

is ok, lets see how long we can keep doing this
#57 to #54 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
AAIIII'M HOOKED ON A FEELIN', I'M HIGH ON BELIEVIN'
User avatar #60 to #57 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEE
#61 to #60 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
Lips as sweet as candeh, its taste is on mah minddd~
User avatar #62 to #61 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
Girl you got me thirsty, for another cup o' wine
#65 to #62 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
Got a bug from you girl, but I don't need no curee
User avatar #66 to #65 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll just stay a victim
If I can for suuuuuuuuuuure
#67 to #66 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
All the good love when we're all alone.
User avatar #68 to #67 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
Keep it up girl
Yeah, you turn me on
#69 to #68 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
AHHHHHAHHAHHHHAHHAHHHHI'M HOOKED ON A FEERIN'
#70 to #69 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING
I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING

#72 to #70 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEE
#73 to #72 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
All the good love, When we're all alone
All the good love, When we're all alone
#74 to #73 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
Keep it up gurll, yeah you turn me onnn~
Keep it up gurll, yeah you turn me onnn~
#75 to #74 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA ~
#76 to #75 - vividfiasco (08/24/2014) [-]
'M HOOKED ON A FEELING
User avatar #81 to #75 - Alchemyst (08/24/2014) [-]
AND THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON!!!
User avatar #77 to #74 - scouts (08/24/2014) [-]
it won't let me reply
#1 - astarothaufromage (08/23/2014) [-]
Haven't seen the movie but star-lord seems like a stereoypical annoying overconfident guy. If he isn't, someone please tell me. Besides the assassin girl I like the team. And no I haven't read the comics. I knew the raccoon existed, that's all.
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User avatar #13 to #1 - akinkywalrus (08/24/2014) [-]
Don't hate on Chris Pratt, he isn't doing this for publicity. He's actually a really cool guy who is grateful for all the gifts he is given and happy to pass on help wherever he can. Google him before you post please.
#115 to #13 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
"star-lord seems like a stereoypical annoying overconfident guy". He can be the best person in the world but he could still play a dick you just can't relate to in a movie. Fortunately he Star-lord isn't a dick, but that's not the point here. He is an actor and I was obviously talking about the role he played, not Chris Patt. I hope this clears some things up.
User avatar #10 to #1 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I haven't seen the movie or even read the comics, but he doesn't strike me like that at all. Star-Lords overconfidence can easily be explained by the fact that he deals with the type of **** you see in the trailers every Tuesday. Like, someone who's entire life is just made up of piss-poor luck and extreme circumstances, yet he has the willpower, smarts, and ironic luck to make it out of all of it okay.

Just as well, I think a lot of his smartassness and 'douchebagery' is just a mask to make other people feel better and more secure. After-all, if he's not worrying, why should others? This also makes him fit into the leadership position very well, and just imagining what he's capable of doing when he takes something seriously would be a feat in itself.

I don't know, man. Perhaps you're right and I'm looking far too deeply into it
#116 to #10 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
It was a mere first impression, that's why I was basically asking if it was true. But you seem to understand quite well why I got that impression. Apparently he isn't such a stereotype tho, as quite a number of people corrected me. Which I appreciate. It's good news.
User avatar #104 to #1 - Burningblaze (08/24/2014) [-]
Mix philip J Fry with Stirling Archer and it is a good description of him. It is a great movie.
#113 to #104 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh I can certainly get into that. Good to know, thank you.
#71 to #1 - sumbohde (08/24/2014) [-]
This dude was actually asking for people to correct him if he was wrong and was just stating the impression he got from the trailers... the **** are these downvotes for
#15 to #1 - dangler (08/24/2014) [-]
"Haven't seen the movie"
#117 to #15 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
It is a valid reason to not know if the main character is an ass and to ask if he really is one. And since I did, people informed me he is actually a pretty good character and that it is a movie worth watching.
User avatar #25 to #1 - schneidend (08/24/2014) [-]
He doesn't really have any lines where he's particularly cocky. He pretty much perfectly estimates his abilities.
#114 to #25 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
Good to hear. That's enough to throw my first impression out of the window.
User avatar #7 to #1 - willshire (08/23/2014) [-]
any sentence that start with "i haven't seen the movie" really shouldn't end with you passing judgment on said movie.
#9 to #7 - monkofwar ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
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tbh, he didn't judge the movie, just said that this Star-Lord guy looks like a overconfident guy and wanted to know if he is like that. Now that only 1 person was intelligent enough to respond to his question, astarothaufromage may see the movie and then tell you what he thinks about it
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tbh, he didn't judge the movie, just said that this Star-Lord guy looks like a overconfident guy and wanted to know if he is like that. Now that only 1 person was intelligent enough to respond to his question, astarothaufromage may see the movie and then tell you what he thinks about it
#118 to #7 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should read it again. It was about the trailer and I was asking whether my first impression was correct, because I would not be that interested, despite Rocket Raccoon, if it was. In one sentence: I was asking for a review.
User avatar #18 to #1 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
>not flocking straight to the theater at the mere thought of a raccoon with a gun
#2 to #1 - naturalbornkiller (08/23/2014) [-]
Exactly. You haven't seen the movie.
#3 to #2 - astarothaufromage (08/23/2014) [-]
I got the impression from the trailer. But before I watch the movie, may I ask you to elaborate a bit? I'm expecting a typical fun Marvel movie, and so far the only thing that stopped me from watching it is the Star-lord from the trailers.
#6 to #3 - meatboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Just watch it. It is good
User avatar #8 to #3 - valyn (08/23/2014) [-]
He's more so the "quirky goofball that doesn't care what people think". Really the whole movie feels like a marvel flick crossed with Men in Black. Starlord feels like a white will smith. So i guess take that to mean what you'll think of the movie- if you like the idea of crossing the avengers with men in black, you'll like guardians. I ****** loved it
#119 to #8 - astarothaufromage (08/24/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty good. Thanks man.
User avatar #92 to #3 - xxhadesflamesxx (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah it is fantastic and no star lord isn't a sack of ****
User avatar #19 to #3 - YllekNayr (08/24/2014) [-]
It's REALLY good
User avatar #106 - nyuORlucy (08/24/2014) [-]
apparently thats why he took the suit from the set
User avatar #79 - nayfun (08/24/2014) [-]
chris pratt is the greatest
User avatar #48 - olesc ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Andy got ******* shredded
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