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Choose. Choose which of these M&Ms you'd eat and which abilities you'd gain.. While at your local gym, a random old man approaches you in the changing rooms

Choose which of these M&Ms you'd eat and which abilities you'd gain.

While at your local gym, a
random old man approaches
you in the changing rooms.
Turns out he' s some kind of
genie or some **** and he
offers you the following.
You can only choose two
pills, either two different
colors, or two of the same
m& m for a double dose.
Instantly adds of lean muscle mass
spread evenly across your body.
DOUBLE DOSE: Natural muscle and strength
gaining ability is increased to twice that of your
normal self. Muscle loss overtime becomes
non existant.
Gain an inch of girth and length on your penis,
balls also grow to any size you like and you now
shoot pornstar tier loads.
Instantly gain 1 inch of height. Body weight is
not increased, all current mass is redistributed
to fit current height.
DOUBLE DOSE: Height gained increased to 3
inches over a one year period, also SLIGHT
increase in cosmetic masculine features such
as stronger jawline, deeper voice etc.
Body fat drops to 10% instantly. Skin
also shrinks, so no saggy skin, and
stretch mark dissapear.
DOUBLE DOSE: Body fat can not go
above 8% regardless of how much you
eat or drink. Does not interfere with
muscle gain can bulk indefinitely.
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#4 - thegrizzlyman (06/07/2014) [-]
Yes because taking drugs from an old man (that says he's a genie) who approaches you in a changing room at a gym is such a fantastic ******* idea.
#14 to #4 - John Cena (06/08/2014) [-]
As an old man and ex genie or some **** , I can confirm that this legit.
User avatar #1 - iphony (06/07/2014) [-]
Red and green.
#6 to #1 - fandomsexual (06/07/2014) [-]
Totally in agreeance.
Totally in agreeance.
#2 to #1 - trailoftears (06/07/2014) [-]
Agreed, red and green is the way to go.
User avatar #5 to #2 - kothaex ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]

double blue would probably be the best
it would attribute as some weight 'loss' and maybe the masculine features include some of the benefits of yellow
User avatar #10 to #5 - trailoftears (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm already tall enough and have a deep voice...not much value for me in blue.
User avatar #3 - fourtwentt (06/07/2014) [-]
About an eighth of each?
User avatar #15 to #3 - whichever ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
but there are four pills
User avatar #16 to #15 - fourtwentt (06/08/2014) [-]
double dose of each
User avatar #17 to #16 - whichever ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
so that's a quarter of each
#9 - John Cena (06/08/2014) [-]
what about girl ones?? (though out of these Obviously a double dose of green for me) I would deff freak out if a random old man approached me in the ladies room haha
#22 - John Cena (11/28/2014) [-]
Red/Green. Great way to kick start fitness!
User avatar #21 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
2 yellow

cuz sex
#20 - sariah (06/08/2014) [-]
Double red
#19 - John Cena (06/08/2014) [-]
this is a experiment to find out who is short,fat and have a small dick and now we know
#18 - sprdood ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - wreckit ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, off to the store to by candy!
#12 - djlite (06/08/2014) [-]
Double Blue.
User avatar #11 - lolsporeguy (06/08/2014) [-]
Double Green, not fat but i dont care about muscle and I dont ever want to be fat. I have a crazy metabolism atm but if that ever changes i could go downhill fast, love food
#8 - mrlogical (06/08/2014) [-]
As a short dude with a naturally high voice, double blue anytime.
#7 - John Cena (06/08/2014) [-]
mug him and take them all
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