Choose your difficulty. . WELCOME TO LIFE! CHOOSE A : EASY JUST RELAX. IT' S FINE. 'REALLY. MEDIUM NOT THAT BAD. EPTIC) N. tal. HARD SURVIVAL. It I BRING IT ONI
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Choose your difficulty

WELCOME TO LIFE!
CHOOSE A :
EASY
JUST RELAX.
IT' S FINE. 'REALLY.
MEDIUM
NOT THAT BAD.
EPTIC) N. tal.
HARD
SURVIVAL.
It I
BRING IT ONI.
PRETTY MUCH
TCI KILL YOU.
**** IT!
I' M A PENGUIN.
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#2 - nwbballplayer (11/11/2013) [-]
More like this.
User avatar #140 to #2 - chronomancer (11/12/2013) [-]
Polar Bears and Melting Glaciers should probably be taken into account bro.
User avatar #51 to #2 - xtwinblade (11/12/2013) [-]
its not easy being a penguin.
User avatar #88 to #51 - lorkhan (11/12/2013) [-]
Money doesn't grow on trees.
User avatar #153 to #88 - xtwinblade (11/12/2013) [-]
penguins dont use money you ******* .
#1 - thekeeperofthumbs (11/11/2013) [-]
>leaving out Japan, the Koreas, New Zealand, Mexico, Guatemala, Puerto Rico, Panama, Cuba, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, and Greenland
>leaving out Japan, the Koreas, New Zealand, Mexico, Guatemala, Puerto Rico, Panama, Cuba, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, and Greenland
User avatar #3 to #1 - sweetpayback (11/11/2013) [-]
It's just a reference kid there are still a bunch you forgot ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - thekeeperofthumbs (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but those were the ones I could list off the top of my head
Also, maybe those nations are a different difficulty to the nearby landmass?
User avatar #5 to #4 - sweetpayback (11/11/2013) [-]
Don't take it so serious dude haha you're on FunnyJunk
User avatar #129 to #1 - sippay (11/12/2013) [-]
And how would you feel when half of the maps don't even have your country on them. I'm from Maldives.
User avatar #7 to #1 - haqq (11/12/2013) [-]
which are all part of these continents you dumb **** .
#22 to #7 - thekeeperofthumbs (11/12/2013) [-]
Yes but why aren't they highlighted?
User avatar #10 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (11/12/2013) [-]
They're the chatrooms.
#21 to #1 - DomSonnovavich (11/12/2013) [-]
That's the DLC, which costs $9.99 per country
User avatar #136 to #21 - animedudej (11/12/2013) [-]
and 1.99 per county
User avatar #148 to #136 - sasyboncho (11/12/2013) [-]
Geez, why am I not surprised you downvoted my comment?
User avatar #147 to #136 - sasyboncho (11/12/2013) [-]
******* faggot ruining the perfectly good joke.
User avatar #149 to #147 - animedudej (11/12/2013) [-]
explain
User avatar #150 to #149 - sasyboncho (11/12/2013) [-]
He said they we're $9.99 per country. It was a good joke, implying EA always add DLC that should have been a part of the game. Then you said it should also be $1.99 per country. You should have never replied, it ruined it.
#151 to #150 - animedudej (11/12/2013) [-]
you did not even read it you ******* inbred! i said and meant COUNTY
User avatar #152 to #151 - sasyboncho (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh **** haha my bad bro, sorry!
User avatar #37 - slapchoppin (11/12/2013) [-]
africa is way worse than australia

while australia is filled with criminals africa is filled with black people
#82 to #37 - howuncreativeofme (11/12/2013) [-]
Australia is filled with criminals? Is that a new stereotype?
Australia is filled with criminals? Is that a new stereotype?
User avatar #90 to #82 - thewaronbeingcool (11/12/2013) [-]
It's because Australia started as a British penal colony.
#92 to #90 - howuncreativeofme (11/12/2013) [-]
I knew that it started out with convicts, but my brain didn't make the connection between criminal and convict as synonyms.

I feel like an idiot.
#56 to #37 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
there're spiders in oz, mate
#38 to #37 - aherorising (11/12/2013) [-]
sooo.... also criminals
sooo.... also criminals
#46 to #37 - thewaronbeingcool (11/12/2013) [-]
What's the difference?
What's the difference?
#23 - kapitanokliosov (11/12/2013) [-]
Bring it o....
#105 - anonymoose (11/12/2013) [-]
Australia harder than Africa?
Australia harder than Africa?
User avatar #119 to #105 - sweetpayback (11/12/2013) [-]
The animals are dangerous haha
User avatar #125 to #119 - anonymoose (11/12/2013) [-]
None of them even come close to the mosquito.
User avatar #139 to #125 - sweetpayback (11/12/2013) [-]
Mosquito isn't dangerous it's just a transmitter of diseases, but if you look only at the animal I mean ...
User avatar #141 to #139 - anonymoose (11/12/2013) [-]
There's also the hippos.
User avatar #144 to #141 - sweetpayback (11/12/2013) [-]
dam .... badass koala's ? you win
#30 - elyiia (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm disappointed I'm not a penguin to be honest.
User avatar #34 to #30 - zaxzwim (11/12/2013) [-]
i do not understand this picture
User avatar #35 to #34 - elyiia (11/12/2013) [-]
Australia looks like a dog head and a cat head glued together, with some catfood below.
User avatar #36 to #35 - zaxzwim (11/12/2013) [-]
yeah it guess it does
#84 to #34 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
its cat-dog
#72 to #30 - mayoroftownsville ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Checkmate atheists
#83 to #30 - omnipotentsoap (11/12/2013) [-]
I remember the thread this picture is from
I remember the thread this picture is from
User avatar #31 - indecisivejew (11/12/2013) [-]
I'd rather be in Australia where animals are trying to kill me than in Africa where crazy war criminal drug lords are trying to recruit me, shoot me, or sell me into the sex trade.
#154 to #31 - moqa (11/13/2013) [-]
Getting sold into sex trade? I don't see the problem.
#47 - cuffeman (11/12/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Australia
MFW I live in Australia
User avatar #50 - yojo (11/12/2013) [-]
I wasn't born in any of those places.
Was I born on a bonus level?
User avatar #54 to #50 - clechyl (11/12/2013) [-]
Were you born in mexico or greenland?
User avatar #120 to #54 - yojo (11/12/2013) [-]
I was born in the Dominican Republic.
User avatar #55 to #54 - cathycatma (11/12/2013) [-]
Or New Zealand.
#103 to #50 - SrslyWtf (11/12/2013) [-]
...so blue
#53 to #50 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
Your parents probably pre-ordered
#95 - infinitereaper (11/12/2013) [-]
I made this last time this was posted.
User avatar #80 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
im playing in medium difficulty(brazil) HOORAY!
#81 to #80 - thepsycho (11/12/2013) [-]
I play on medium difficulty too. I'm Argentinian.   
   
I'd high-five you but unfortunately, since I'm Argentinian, I am required to hate you and the rest of Brazil. And every other country that borders mine.   
   
Nothing personal, just job description.
I play on medium difficulty too. I'm Argentinian.

I'd high-five you but unfortunately, since I'm Argentinian, I am required to hate you and the rest of Brazil. And every other country that borders mine.

Nothing personal, just job description.
User avatar #146 to #81 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
its cool bro,i understand,PELÉ FTW HU3
#8 - applescryatnight ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
insinuating that eastern europe is easy mode?
eastern europe is like the africa of europe.
at least its better than the africa of africa though
User avatar #41 to #8 - konradkurze (11/12/2013) [-]
eastern europe is the best
********* of guns and plenty of potential teammates who actually know how to use them,...

unlike ********** where theres tons of guns, most of the things there have less accuracy using them than 9 year old call of duty players and are pretty likely to teamkill you
#49 - ratytang (11/12/2013) [-]
What really happens in Australia
#110 - schrutebucks (11/12/2013) [-]
Not accurate, I'd much sooner live in a comfortable Aussie city than a place like Compton or the Bronx. Spiders>Spooks
User avatar #112 to #110 - mrgoodlove (11/12/2013) [-]
Compton is not too bad at all. I'm sitting very comfortably in my Compton living room as I type this.
#113 to #112 - schrutebucks (11/12/2013) [-]
Just an example, the point is that they're many horrible U.S. cities to live in that would probably be more difficult to live in than some Australian cities.
Just an example, the point is that they're many horrible U.S. cities to live in that would probably be more difficult to live in than some Australian cities.
User avatar #114 to #113 - mrgoodlove (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm sure the exact opposite can also be said though, don't you think?
#116 to #114 - schrutebucks (11/12/2013) [-]
Sure, but then that would make sense according to the ranking. I was trying to prove that the ranking was invalid because such exceptions like ghettos do exist.
User avatar #124 to #110 - YourAnalProbe (11/12/2013) [-]
It's not so bad in the Bronx. JK it's sort of a ******** and I'm only still alive because I live in one of the safer areas of the Bronx
#132 - tabarzins (11/12/2013) [-]
mfw
#130 - asked **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
Urban Survival DLC

Like hard, but urban. AI is completely unpredictable : 50% chance to be passive, 50% chance to grab a fire axe and chop you up.
#122 - lotengo (11/12/2013) [-]
Everybody in the commentsection is bitching about Australia and that its not so bad.
Its a joke people, a running gag about the Australian wildlife


Im just gonna give u something extra to talk about
#128 to #122 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
you're right, she's easy and he's hard.
User avatar #65 - elerosse (11/12/2013) [-]
Apparently, Central-America doesn't exist
User avatar #66 to #65 - janana (11/12/2013) [-]
Neither do North- and Southkorea
#67 to #66 - Blasphemer (11/12/2013) [-]
And, oh, how eager are we to forget Japan?
User avatar #70 to #67 - janana (11/12/2013) [-]
And everyones favourit: Greenland!
#57 - JHDog (11/12/2013) [-]
is Australia really harsher than Africa? ameri-fag here
User avatar #61 to #57 - monkee (11/12/2013) [-]
Economically, no. Also pretty democratic.

It's nature that will kill ya in Austrailia. You go in the water, everything wants to kill you. You stay on the coast, everything wants to kill you. Go further inland, ************ THE HEAT AND ANIMALS GONNA KILL YA
#63 to #61 - JHDog (11/12/2013) [-]
right, but isn't there that AND the rebels from the countries there trying to kill ya. Hell there's species that are unknown in Africa that can kill ya in seconds. Not to mention an overabundance in disease
#64 to #63 - JHDog (11/12/2013) [-]
like ebola and malaria
#102 to #64 - SrslyWtf (11/12/2013) [-]
we get it you're fun at parties
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