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#2 - powerbook (10/13/2013) [-]
their face when i **** in their pillows afterwards
#71 to #2 - richhobo (10/14/2013) [-]
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#53 to #2 - amproductions (10/14/2013) [-]
They don't appear overly disappointed . . .
User avatar #4 to #2 - theghostrider (10/13/2013) [-]
Lolwut.
User avatar #13 to #2 - ninjahedgehog (10/13/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be your face when?
#89 to #13 - powerbook (10/14/2013) [-]
mine would probably be something like this
#27 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
Not expecting a whole lot of people to believe this, but that's fine.   
When I was 13, I had a grandmother who was EXTREMELY rich. (Not like...uber trillionaire or anything, but still lived in a massive mansion and such.)   
I was told I'd be receiving 2,500,000$ in inheritance.   
Surprisingly, I wasn't the kind of kid that was hoping to use all the money on redundant 			****		, and I really wanted to save it up and try to invest with it.   
My relatives basically said that I was too young to be handling that kind of money, and took it from me, leaving me with nothing.   
   
mfw   
   
Oh yeah, I'm also extremely poor right now (yes, computers can be cheap. granted, they're not super computers, but they work.), and essentially all of my other family members are bathing in money and aren't even giving me a helping hand.
Not expecting a whole lot of people to believe this, but that's fine.
When I was 13, I had a grandmother who was EXTREMELY rich. (Not like...uber trillionaire or anything, but still lived in a massive mansion and such.)
I was told I'd be receiving 2,500,000$ in inheritance.
Surprisingly, I wasn't the kind of kid that was hoping to use all the money on redundant **** , and I really wanted to save it up and try to invest with it.
My relatives basically said that I was too young to be handling that kind of money, and took it from me, leaving me with nothing.

mfw

Oh yeah, I'm also extremely poor right now (yes, computers can be cheap. granted, they're not super computers, but they work.), and essentially all of my other family members are bathing in money and aren't even giving me a helping hand.
User avatar #75 to #27 - europe (10/14/2013) [-]
So, with other words.. they stole your money
I'd get a lawyer
#97 to #27 - newdevyx (10/14/2013) [-]
YFW and that made me angry too.
YFW and that made me angry too.
#84 to #27 - nickypickle ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't care if this is true or not, but having that happen to anyone is just downright raping-in-the-asshole terrible

if you were korean, that would almost never happen. unless you really didn't deserve the money, like being a spoiled brat
User avatar #110 to #84 - revengeforfreeze (10/14/2013) [-]
why exactly corean?
User avatar #121 to #110 - gytisout ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
THEY HAVE HONOR!!!!!
User avatar #85 to #27 - danniegurl (10/14/2013) [-]
that's illegal...
User avatar #96 to #85 - newdevyx (10/14/2013) [-]
in many countries yes.
#114 to #27 - hypotheticals (10/14/2013) [-]
Ya'know if they have your inheritance they typically are bound to you as a guardian. If you don't have necessities or you can record them using it out of limitations on unnecessary luxury in comparison to your daily/yearly budget you can sue the **** out of them. Then make them pay compensation........just saying. Usually they can get away with that **** is when y'all are dirt poor and need good budgeting. If there's still a problem with your age you can freeze the account until you reach 25 or something. That way no one can touch it........
User avatar #126 to #27 - edbanger ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Anons can post pictures? Btw I feel sorry for you about that. I hope you get something at some point
#135 to #27 - skumbaner (10/14/2013) [-]
We need lead retribution
We need lead retribution
User avatar #33 to #27 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
That ******* sucks man.

But hey, that's how life is. Those who are closest to you, can do the biggest types of betrayal.

Would I guess right if I assumed you didn't live in the US? (just a hunch)
#35 to #33 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
I do live in the U.S
User avatar #37 to #35 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Darn.

Most people who live outside the US type dollar values as 500 $, because they associate the symbol $ with the word "dollar" so 500 dollars becomes 500 $.

US people type it correctly like this: $ 500

Anyway... That story really sounds vomit-inducing. Because 2.5 million dollars is something you can't possibly spend in a lifetime, so you'd pretty much be financially set and could pursue your actual dreams and goals, regardless of their financial benefits.

Sorry man, I'm poor too (south-eastern Europe) so I know how it feels.
User avatar #80 to #37 - capslockrage (10/14/2013) [-]
What? You could easily spend $2.5 million in a life time, it's not even that much money.
There are cars that cost more than that. Trust me, 2.5 million goes a lot faster than you think, unless you live off like 50k a year. Which is tough to do when you have 2.5 million sitting in the bank.
User avatar #100 to #80 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Uhhh, no?

Where I live, the average monthly salary is around 300 dollars. Let's say you spend 3 times the average salary a month.

2 500 000 / 1000 = 2 500 months
2 500 / 12 = 208 years.

Unless you're a vampire, the money will last. And you would live like a god.

Also, even if you lived in a wealthy country like the US, using the banking system to your advantage, you could turn those 2.5 million into a much bigger sum of money, instead of just spending it non-stop.

So yes, it can last an entire lifetime, if you know what to do with money.
User avatar #150 to #100 - capslockrage (10/14/2013) [-]
Ok is this 300 american dollars? do you use usd, or are you converting your money to usd?

In america 300 usd is like what mexicans make coming over and working for almost nothing.

I spend about $80 in food per week just for two people, so $300 a month would just cover my food. Then my rent is $175 per week. Then my cable/internet/phone bundle is $150 a month.
User avatar #155 to #150 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm talking about USD.

And yes, I'm converting my currency into yours.

Rent here, for an alright apartment is around 200 dollars a month.
So, people who live under a landlord, usually have more people with income (wife+husband, no children).

Since, you'd be left with almost nothing if you lived alone.

Over here, if you had ~300 000 USD, you could live for the rest of your life, easily. (assuming you're around my age, which is 23).

Take 150 000, live off of that.
Assuming you spend 500 dollars a month, which is amazing for a single person.
That would last you ~25 years.

Put the other 150 000 into a bank, to collect interest. In 25 years that interest would amount to around 112 000 dollars (not adjusting for inflation or interest change).

So, you'd end up with around 260 000 dollars by the time you're 50.

Rinse and repeat.
User avatar #172 to #155 - capslockrage (10/14/2013) [-]
What crap country do you live in?
In america for one person, they would have to live in poverty to live 50 years off 1 million.

If you make less than $2 million in your lifetime then you lived poorly. In america at least.
Minimum wage is about $8 an hour here, and that's ****** .
User avatar #173 to #172 - thegrayfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Here comes another retard...
User avatar #175 to #173 - capslockrage (10/15/2013) [-]
Why exactly am I a retard?
I could save up all my money for working for a year in America, at a ****** job, and come to your country and live for 5 years.
User avatar #176 to #175 - thegrayfox (10/15/2013) [-]
So why don't you?
User avatar #177 to #176 - capslockrage (10/15/2013) [-]
Because I don't want to live in a poor country
User avatar #178 to #177 - thegrayfox (10/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, because apparently...

Poor country = We're living in mud huts and we're starving to death, right?

With whatever money you came from the US, to live here, you'd live infinitely better than in the US. It's a fact.

But if you choose to ignore that, it's your choice to make. Just don't go around, thinking that just because a country is cheaper, that it's complete trash.

It's just a different living standard.
User avatar #151 to #150 - capslockrage (10/14/2013) [-]
And that's just some of my bills, I have other expenses.

I live pretty poor, and I couldn't even live off $600 a month
User avatar #102 to #100 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
lol, you must live in the trash backyard lol, 300 bucks isnt even half of minimum pay in my country lol, its not even a fifth
User avatar #108 to #102 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Yes, because you'll achieve something by insulting my country?

Learn what a living standard is. You can live comfortably with 300 dollars, if you live alone. Quite comfortably.

I live with a roommate, our electricity bill is around 5-6 dollars a month. Pretty sure you'd sell your grandmother to have electricity that cheap.
User avatar #118 to #108 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
except you cant live of that unless you live in a trashcountry, its cheap for a reason, the rest of the world cant live of 300 bucks, the cost for hiring a really small apartment is more than that
User avatar #130 to #118 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Actually, my country is in 74h to 79th place (depending on the source of the statistic) in the world by GDP(PPP) which is still in the better 50% of the world.

So hey, it's not the best ever, but it's still not a "trashcountry" as you like to call it.
We have problems, but we're far from trash.

As you can see, I have access to the internet (ADSL 4Mb down, not much but it's enough). The highest you can get is 100Mb down. It's not Google Fiber, but it's more than the average person needs.

I can afford a decent computer, so again... Trash?

It's not the best country on Earth, but it's not Somalia.
I don't understand how you can be so judgmental when you don't live here.
#138 to #130 - scorpioman (10/14/2013) [-]
can i ask you where ur from?
User avatar #152 to #138 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Serbia
User avatar #132 to #130 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
trash compared to any decent country, swe and usa for instance
User avatar #153 to #132 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Wow, that is some astonishing ignorance right there.

Good day to you sir!
User avatar #154 to #153 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
compare basically any point of your country to a decent country and you will see why its trash
User avatar #157 to #154 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Seriously dude, you're dumb as a brick.
Just goes to show that, a better country doesn't necessarily mean, smarter people.
User avatar #158 to #157 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
the fact that you actually said that shows its true all the same
User avatar #159 to #158 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Dat. Backwards. Logic.

You're just reinforcing my point.
You've demonstrated a profound lack of knowledge in economy and world politics.

You're just a typical spoiled brat saying "my dad can beat up your dad!" replace "dad" with "country" and you're all set.

You have no idea what a "living standard" is, and that's why you make ignorant statements like that.

Example:
Bread in my country costs ~0.40 cents (USD)
Bread in the UK costs ~1 pound. which is around 1.60 USD
Bread in the USA costs ~2.2 dollars.

So, by your logic, your bread is better, because it costs more? You're simply an idiot. I'll just assume you're a dumb teenager who doesn't know any better.
#161 to #159 - scorpioman (10/14/2013) [-]
I had a fleeting suspicion that you were from serbia
Ja sam iz makedonija.
And to admiralen stfu we have almost the same living standards as 'murica, the main difference being that we can live comfortably with 300-350 euros whereas in america you'd need a couple thousand dollars for the same way of living.
Here in my country renting an 90 m2 apartment costs 250 euros.How much does it cost in america i wonder? Probably somewhere over $1000.
User avatar #165 to #161 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Pozdrav iz Srbije!

People in developed countries just think they have it all figured out. When in reality, they have nothing to do with how well their country is doing.
User avatar #162 to #161 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
and the difference is that you earn just as little too, and then americans come to your country and buy **** for almost nothing and laugh at how poor you all are
User avatar #160 to #159 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
you should compare the actual bread in the countries, or the houses, or the cities, or the electrical grid, or the phone services, or the internet services, or the living conditions
#166 to #160 - scorpioman (10/14/2013) [-]
I know i'm probably just feeding the troll but here are the main differences between my land and america.(I'm not saying it's better cuz every country has its good points and drawbacks)
1.American colleges cost from around $20,000 to about $160,000 for all 4 years.Here we pay almost nothing.(And don't tell me our colleges don't have a high quality education because a lot of our graduates work all over the world.Mainly Germany and America.
2.American Taxes are too damn You need to login to view this link our country they aren't.
3.Bills here are ridiculously low.We pay like 150 for all of them and that's only because my family waster a lot of electricity and water.
I could go on and on and on but i'm a bit tired and i really don't have the time nor the nerve to argue with someone on the internet who doesn't want to get it into his thick skull that his country is the best.Plus my goverment still works.Cheers!!
User avatar #169 to #166 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
usa is pretty trash too, can you believe there are actual people in usa who gets guns in order to protect themselves from an EVIL government
User avatar #163 to #160 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
And they'd all scale, for the most part.

My electricity bill is around 5-6 dollars a month.
Goes up to around 9-10 dollars during the winter.

In the US, Verizon has a package of 15Mbps down for 49.99 USD
Here, for 43 dollars you get 30Mbps down.

Sure, not all things scale evenly, but there is a difference, and that's why you're clueless.
User avatar #164 to #163 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
and thats why it doesnt matter since i live in sweden and my living standards are twice as good as both americas and serbias
User avatar #170 to #164 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
I like it how you made it, so I can't reply to your comment.

People commit suicide because your country is just as ****** as any other, just with more money.
User avatar #171 to #170 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
do you think much people commit suicide in africa? people commit suicide when life seems pointless and that they feel theyve got no other choice, people who face adversity are less likely to commit suicide since they feel they will overcome the odds and that they will make their lives better.
btw thats the comment limit, not me
User avatar #167 to #164 - thegrayfox (10/14/2013) [-]
Twice the living standard - quadruple the asshole standard? Not bad...

I was giving examples. You're still stuck in your "MY COUNTRY IS BETTER" childish attitude.

Yep, Sweden is amazing alright... 44th on the list by suicide per capita. I'm sure it's wonderful up there.
User avatar #168 to #167 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
never said the people were good, they commit suicide cause they never face adversity
#140 to #132 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
I live in a "trash country" as you call it - Poland. Our minimum wage is only 350 euros or 1400 zloty (our currency) - accounting for product prices, bills, locomotion etc. its a lot less than 1400 dollars is to you, i can't give you an exact estimate but it's something in the range of 600 - 700 dollars but still enough to make a living, people living in such countries are used to less comfort but also spend their money wisely and fix stuff mostly by themselves. Although we are poor our financial status is thought provoking and forces people to be self dependent and completely self sufficient. Also we appreciate what we have and don't bitch about not having stuff which is a good thing in my opinion.
User avatar #141 to #140 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
doesnt really change that your country sucks, even if the people are great theres a reason most are leaving for sweden and such
#143 to #141 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
Most of them come back by the time they have accumulated enough wealth abroad. Sadly realities are harsh out there, but if you are wise and ambitious you can make a decent living without ever having to leave the country.
User avatar #145 to #143 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
thats the difference really, in a good country you dont have to try your best to live a good life, you might be one of the smart ones but many of the less talented suffer because of the state of your country, thats the difference
#146 to #145 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
Well yeah living in a country like that has its obvious drawbacks but it isn't trash, people are trying their hardest to change the way things are and year by year its getting better. But being ravaged by wars and a former part of communist block its obviously crippled by the fact it had no good infrastructure or economy to begin with and you can't expect for it catch up in mere 20 years. Given the fact we are doing quite well (still being a 1st world country) and we are on our way to live up to the potential of the rest of Europe.
User avatar #147 to #146 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
you are doing great indeed, youre way better than almost any other U country and youre actually trying to get better, far ******* better than greece, dont get me wrong i love poland, i just think that theres got to be a reason a decent months pay in your country is less than half of minimum pay in mine
#148 to #147 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
Well there is no argument here, I won't lie that our country isn't as wealthy
#99 to #80 - killerofcows (10/14/2013) [-]
in his defens he is from souther easter europe, they got lesser income than US, and therefore also cheaper stuff

though I agree, unless your old already 2,5 million aint gonna last a lifetime
#34 to #33 - hunch **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
hmmm I think I might be right...
User avatar #68 to #27 - lolwutthef (10/14/2013) [-]
dude... just thinking my family would do this to me pisses me off... can you call a lawyer? isnt it rightfully yours?
User avatar #88 to #27 - machinimax (10/14/2013) [-]
that IS illegal though.
Then again they are super rich jerks and might be able to get away with it..
Oh well:

Step 1: Find a ghetto
Step2 : Gather a bunch of homies
Step 3: Pack up with baseball bats and other cold weapons
Step 4:Infiltrate your parents' house
Step 5: Beat the **** out of them and take the money
Step 6: ???
Step 7: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
User avatar #109 to #88 - revengeforfreeze (10/14/2013) [-]
hahahaha
#133 to #88 - somekindofname (10/14/2013) [-]
Add this for additional entertainment value when face to face:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA1CBHebCeo
#56 to #27 - pimpvader (10/14/2013) [-]
Kill Them All, Find fathers weakness, allegries, etc. Cause direct contact caused by mother, so it appears to be a murder over the wealth. When your moms in jail after the case, look at her and say, " Was the money worth your freedom? I intend to let you rot in here for the rest of your days. Goodbye mother and may their be a nice home awaiting you in hell for I can visit."
Kill Them All, Find fathers weakness, allegries, etc. Cause direct contact caused by mother, so it appears to be a murder over the wealth. When your moms in jail after the case, look at her and say, " Was the money worth your freedom? I intend to let you rot in here for the rest of your days. Goodbye mother and may their be a nice home awaiting you in hell for I can visit."
User avatar #70 to #27 - doctorprofessornv (10/14/2013) [-]
This is actually a little confusing. If you really were listed as the legal inheritor on your grandmother's will, legally your relatives could only hold on to the money until you became an adult (assuming the relatives were designated as your property guardian, which if not specified the court will designate one). Unless I am misunderstanding this, and your are saying that your relatives convinced your grandmother to change her will before she passed. Otherwise, You have a legal right to that inheritance now that you are of age. I would recommend taking another look at that will, I believe your relatives owe you some dough.
#77 to #70 - baconfattie ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
What this guy said. If part of the inheritance legally went to you, they could not touch it. It has to stay in the bank intact, and when you are 18 you can start using it.
#50 to #27 - damnchinks (10/14/2013) [-]
Kill them. Kill them all.
Kill them. Kill them all.
User avatar #128 to #27 - bestestname (10/14/2013) [-]
take it to court anon. If her will says you should have gotten the money, that's pretty much it.
User avatar #127 to #27 - WickidJuggalo (10/14/2013) [-]
How can some one just take your inheritance away? I don't understand how that works were you not in your Grandmother's will?
#65 to #27 - hardongo ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
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#44 to #27 - leafonthewind (10/14/2013) [-]
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exact your revenge
User avatar #124 to #27 - rieskimo (10/14/2013) [-]
You got Macaulay Culkin'd!

That really sucks, I'm sorry to hear your parents are jerks.

I don't know where you are, if you were the one named in the will you may be able to sue your family for at least some of the money back.
That's never easy and would obviously stir the **** with your family, it may be an option though. A favorable option if they've left you completely high and dry.
User avatar #39 to #27 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
get into their good graces especially the older ones and then they might put you in their will and then
kill them then you could get some of the money
User avatar #81 to #27 - harrisonfordor (10/14/2013) [-]
I took a minute or two, trying to think of a rational response to this and all I came up with is kill them. All of them. Don't matter if it's in public either, just RB(2),B,RT,right,left,right,left,right,left when, if not before the cops show up and you'll be fiiiiiine. It's a lower wanted level cheat for GTA V bee tee dubs.
#120 to #27 - lollerik (10/14/2013) [-]
This angers me so incredibly 			*******		 much.  OP, you go and take what's 			*******		 yours, or I shall deem their souls to eternal hell.
This angers me so incredibly ******* much. OP, you go and take what's ******* yours, or I shall deem their souls to eternal hell.
#30 to #27 - arialynx (10/14/2013) [-]
I feel so 			*******		 bad for you bro.
I feel so ******* bad for you bro.
#31 to #30 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah, someone replied.

Thanks.

And the thing is, it wasn't even a "Okay, Michael. We'll take the money, and put it in a savings account for you so you can gain interest on it."

I personally would call it theft in the purest form. They took it, never gave it back, spent it on nonsense, nearly my entirely family became a bunch of rich jerks (imagine everything bad about a stereotypical evil rich person, and think about that in the form of an entire family), and have left me in the ghetto without much.
#54 to #31 - anticitezenone (10/14/2013) [-]
option 1: use yo gangsta skills to steal their money

option 2: show up to their house, do the whole i'm broke, you have to take care of me shiut

after they gain their trust, 'borrow' their credit card, deposit as much as you can ($750k+) and then use that money for a good laywer afterwards
#106 to #31 - heartgoldawesome (10/14/2013) [-]
I feel bad for you, anon.
#18 - scornedbythenine (10/13/2013) [-]
Related story time!
>Be 9 Out in the street
>See unfamiliar red car come past looking at my house while i'm across the road
>car stops, large Hispanic man knocks on my door
>6ft2 easily, unkempt hair, messy stubble
>investigate
>mon père opens door, looks stunned to see the man here
>when i decide to go inside i am told this man is my uncle (what a clever ruse)
>dafuq
>uneasy presence while he is here
>2 days later
>comes back with gifts
> ****************
>mother declines them, he leaves
>she says never talk to that man again
>4 days later
>he back
> asks me to give £400 to parents for him
>he drives off never to be seen again, take the £400 straight to a shop not far from me with some friends
>bout 6 of us get sweets and a new ps2 game each
>ask parents about him later that year
>tell me he and my dad used to rob stores and steal cars together before i was born
>hung my dad out to dry on a job gone wrong
>he got 6 years
>my eerily acurate 9yo face when
#43 to #18 - tallestmidget (10/14/2013) [-]
sounds familiar
User avatar #48 to #43 - scornedbythenine (10/14/2013) [-]
I wish, my fathers "operation" was just smash and grab with a little surveillance prior to the act.

I've been playing GTAV like crazy atm but never struck the comparison, props to you sir
User avatar #66 to #48 - halemeister **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Holy **** , it's almost spot-on dude. Jimmy was around 9 year old - 12 year old mark when the Ludendorff **** when down. That's actually really crazy.
User avatar #107 to #66 - scornedbythenine (10/14/2013) [-]
Sorta, my Dad would be Trevor though as he was the one getting ****** over.

rethinking about this scenario, i think I'm the result of a conjugal visit
oh god why...
#1 - dansanz (10/13/2013) [-]
Your parents after
Your parents after
#51 - fuckinniggers (10/14/2013) [-]
Jokes on you I don't live with my parents.
I miss them so much
User avatar #116 to #51 - cormy (10/14/2013) [-]
**** your spoiler. Normally I don't have any problems with them but because yours has a space in it I think it believes that my cursor isn't on the text inside the spoiler so it keeps closing.






Let's see here....
User avatar #142 to #116 - fuckinniggers (10/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything different than from what I would normally do when making a spoiler.

I don't need to see here, for I see everything.
User avatar #57 to #51 - phudgepacker (10/14/2013) [-]
"Childhood problems" not "current problems"
#58 to #57 - fuckinniggers (10/14/2013) [-]
Who said I'm not a child who is currently attending college?
Who said I'm not a child who is currently attending college?
#74 to #58 - walljumper (10/14/2013) [-]
I remembered "Dexter's Laboratory" eposide in which Dexter goes to college.
User avatar #59 to #58 - phudgepacker (10/14/2013) [-]
Are you a child currently attending college? If so, why do you think of yourself as a 'child'?
User avatar #62 to #59 - fuckinniggers (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't, I'm making a joke...
#76 to #62 - sadistikal (10/14/2013) [-]
Jokes are for children.
#144 to #76 - fuckinniggers (10/14/2013) [-]
So you're saying adults can't make jokes?
So you're saying adults can't make jokes?
#93 to #51 - missions (10/14/2013) [-]
It's okay buddy, you still have billions of dollars and a city to purge
#92 - johrny (10/14/2013) [-]
> Help old Lady getting her groceries she bought earlier the day in her apartment
>Wanna give me 5 Euro for it
> Parents deny it.
> I was mad

MFW You expected something cool, huh? Well, im for real
User avatar #137 to #92 - horribleperson (10/14/2013) [-]
Your parents were trying to teach you a valuable life lesson: nothing good comes from helping others
#26 - angelbeat (10/14/2013) [-]
**angelbeat rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Worth the Read ** mfw
#52 to #26 - macabrealucard (10/14/2013) [-]
nice
nice
#28 to #26 - giinthir ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Slightly related story
>be 15
>grandma and uncle give a lot of money for every occasion
>grandma gives it to parents but uncle gives it directly to me
>mom then tells me to hand it to her so "she can take care of it"
>tells me I can't spend it because I would buy expensive stuff from it
>"didn't they give me that to buy stuff I want but couldn't afford?"
>"no, you will spend everything"
>"didn't they gave me money .. you know... spend it?"
>OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF MONEY!!!
>bitch. ********************** .wat/stupidcunt
Another time, walking on the street with dad
>he tells me I got cash again but mom put it away
>ask him how much
>turns out she lied about the amount
>dad tells me he will talk to her
>few days later, mom comes into my room, looks pissed and hands me some cash, tells me she spent the rest on "school stuff"
> ************** .gif
>I still got to spend a nice amount so I was kinda okay with it.
#129 to #11 - mrderpinson (10/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like your mother is a bitch (no offense)
User avatar #149 to #129 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
She is sometimes, but when she has the mood for it, she's actually pretty cool, I think every mother has some "IsThisBitchSerious?" moments.
#174 to #149 - mrderpinson (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I too have had a good few..
#36 to #11 - shannonrw (10/14/2013) [-]
words can not explain my rage at this story
#98 - neocortex (10/14/2013) [-]
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mfw my mom used to say "He doesn't need that kind of money his age."
#3 - valorcore (10/13/2013) [-]
Mfw i end up getting the money and spend it all in 1 day
#16 - lolollo (10/13/2013) [-]
My parents liked to do this thing where they'll tell me to raise the money for something, but when I did, they'd tell me to save it and refuse to let me get it.

Then they'd just buy me the thing themselves and give it to me for christmas. The most notable time this happened was when I somehow raised the money for a Gamecube.

I fully realize that it was just so I could have my cake, and eat it to with respect to the money I raised, but still it was quite a lot of *********** for my elementary school aged mind to have to deal with.
#6 - secretdestroyers (10/13/2013) [-]
My dad did that to me 12 years ago....luckily, he worked in the World Trade Center.
#8 to #6 - redflame (10/13/2013) [-]
Why this is so funny?
Why this is so funny?
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretdestroyers (10/13/2013) [-]
Vengeance usually is...
#23 to #8 - funmanigro (10/14/2013) [-]
god i ******* hate that guy
#41 to #23 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
how could you hate jontron and why would you?
unless you are that guy in that one comment section on youtube that said that he and arin were terrorists
#90 to #41 - wagastragas (10/14/2013) [-]
cause, no one can have different tastes than yours right?

User avatar #111 to #41 - revengeforfreeze (10/14/2013) [-]
do people actually do that?
#49 to #41 - funmanigro (10/14/2013) [-]
i dont know, he just seems like a cunt to me, and that laugh looks fake as hell.
User avatar #60 to #49 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
have you seen his videos I am assuming no since you still hate him watch his videos and come back
if you still hate him then you are not human
#64 to #60 - funmanigro (10/14/2013) [-]
today i found out that im a robot.
User avatar #69 to #64 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
what do you mean by that exactly
if you are referencing something then it went over my head
#117 to #69 - funmanigro (10/14/2013) [-]
read your previous reply
User avatar #156 to #117 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
sorry it was late and I was tired as ****
User avatar #32 to #23 - smittywrbmnjnsn (10/14/2013) [-]
Why you hate the Tron?
#14 - snakefire (10/13/2013) [-]
After getting a few things shipped in the mail and some new games online, months after I lost my job, my parents finally asked where I was getting all the money.


Uhhhhh internet?
User avatar #24 to #14 - TheGodamnBatman (10/14/2013) [-]
Where were you getting the money?
User avatar #46 to #24 - snakefire (10/14/2013) [-]
People on the internet.
User avatar #40 to #14 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
yeah where did the money come from
User avatar #47 to #40 - snakefire (10/14/2013) [-]
Internet.
User avatar #67 to #47 - Zaxplab (10/14/2013) [-]
We all know it's from buying crack, finding desperate prostitutes, and selling it to them for 4 times the money.
User avatar #61 to #47 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
damnnit I wanted specifics but whatever its late and I have other things to do
User avatar #91 to #14 - godofsteak (10/14/2013) [-]
and where did you get the internet!?
#38 - CatholicPriest (10/14/2013) [-]
mfw after guest leaves
mfw after guest leaves
#5 - iridium (10/13/2013) [-]
Kind of related

>Age 17
>Good friend and I are going Christmas shopping
>see board game at mall (forgot the name)
>"Hey I heard this game is pretty cool."
>See price tag, 25$, I don't have enough
>Friend says "Hey, I can get that for you."
>"Naw, it's cool."
>Friend insists, despite multiple times I told him it's fine
>Get game
>At one instance he noticed he was running low on pocket money, volunteered to take game back and get the money back for it, friend still insisted
>His mom finds out
>Insists I was "using him" because he had already bought me a christmas gift
>Tell her that he did it of his own choice, wanted to play the board game with me
>She insists "well you should have told him no. You took advantage of him"
>Had been friends for 14 years through thick and thin
>Never even played the game
>mfw parents sometimes
User avatar #42 to #5 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
that sucks
User avatar #83 - tigronn (10/14/2013) [-]
parents, the most illogical species in existance
User avatar #115 to #83 - cormy (10/14/2013) [-]
Don't forget that even if you do somehow manage to win/convince them in an argument, they forget it ever happened about 2 seconds later.

Rant: I swear to god I broke down while on the phone with my mom and when I got home it was as if it had never happened... I've been to 2 psychometrists, a therapist and a private BRAIN TRAINING centre.
The thing is... Both psychometrists came up with results saying I was highly intelligent and that I should have behavioural therapy so we did that, but that bitch was useless and was trying to give me goals in my life. I'm sorry but that's not going to correct my behaviour, I'll just get the target goals done and return to being a complete loser simply because I cannot bring myself to do anything. SO THEN THEY SEND ME TO THE CENTRE. Guess what the centre says? I'm damn smart. The end. Well **** mom, I guess that whole speech I gave you about being able to just lie down and die somehow made you come to the conclusion that I'm... Too stupid to live?
My priority list:
People (who I never see because everyone's got their own lives as soon as high school is finished and even though I went to university I found that the people come and go there way too much as well)
PC browsing/socializing/watching/listening/reading/playing ( **** yes but of course the family HATES this.)
Reading books ( **** yes this is where it was at before I got a decent PC but somehow my parents seem to have forgotten that and think the problem all lies with the PC)
Legos (Did this before I got into reading. **** yes, would do this along in my room for hours but once again, family completely forgets how much I STILL ENJOY IT. I just like the PC better.)
Excercising/dancing/singing: Only ever do it by myself, which is why I hardly do it though I enjoy it a lot. Can do with friends but not in the presence of anyone else.
Sleeping: From this point onward, nothing matters. If you take the other options away, I will eat/sleep and die. Don't care.
User avatar #119 to #115 - tigronn (10/14/2013) [-]
i didnt read that rant fully, but it comes to my understanding that you have the same issue as me, parents think that noone is smart unles they're perfectly equal to themselves, not even trying to listen and reason with the others' opinions let alone admit that such is better then their own, th only hope for humanity is that future people will be not as dull as current parents nor as just ******* retarded as most kids nowadays
User avatar #123 to #119 - cormy (10/14/2013) [-]
The thing is that when people become older and more experienced they learn a lot of things and unfortunately they believe that you need to be their age in order to understand it or see it from their perspective.
It's not that they don't think we're smart, it's that they think that with all the knowledge they've accrued, they couldn't possibly be wrong. Or something... I don't know. It just seems completely futile to bother interactive with my family, at all. People who have not experienced the internet have NO IDEA how to be neutral/critical/accepting of new things.
The one thing that never ceases to amaze me is their opinion on the computer. They keep saying it's a form of entertainment, an escape like gaming is. It's not, not for me. For me my computer is a modern day diary except the things that go into it aren't just by me, they're by everyone I've ever interacted with on here. It's a log of my entire online life. Everything I've said and everything others have said in relation to me, it's all here. I love going back to read some of my older posts and rants to see how far I've come. Everytime I get into an argument with someone on the net, I become a better person as long as the other person is willing to actually argue with me while trying to PROVE his point, not just sayin mine is wrong. I can honestly say that since I turned 14, the internet has been raising me because my family can't do it anymore. They're too busy and too far gone, my mom's not even 50 yet and I swear she's going senile. My father is set in his ways and my sister is the worst possible incarnation of the newgen you can imagine. Her favourite word is "like" and she LOVES to deny and reject anything that goes against her, she'll also spend hours on the phone with one guy everyday. He's a big teddy bear and I am actually witnessing the friendzone first-hand. Obviously the dude loves my sister but all she does is dump her thoughts and problems onto him because he listens. She must be purged.
User avatar #125 to #123 - tigronn (10/14/2013) [-]
hm, kinda similar, i mean,my dad's an asshole and a betrayer, my brother is all ok but he doesnt exacly visit often, like twice a year, including christmas and newyear, and my mom, well, she is fine but damn, she's such an IDIOT, to almost everything i ask "why" to she says something like "because im your mother an im always right", yet still she asks me for help all the time in the simplest things, it took her two ******* goddamn years to know what button you need to press to actually turn your pc on/off... i keep telling her something she doesnt seem to get, a pc uses the same "language" as we do, its not hard to ******* understand the basics, i was about 4 when i learned ALL the very basics, in like, one ******* hour, how hard can it possibly be?
#22 - crazyolitis (10/14/2013) [-]
Saying you don't want money when someone's offering and they actually cease trying to give it to you.
Saying you don't want money when someone's offering and they actually cease trying to give it to you.
User avatar #82 - wrocky (10/14/2013) [-]
you looked like the rock as a kid?
#101 to #82 - domny ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
its about the facial expression
#87 - royrogersmcfreely (10/14/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Old repost 9 ** mf if that happen
#45 - trollzorr (10/14/2013) [-]
MFW it happens
MFW it happens
User avatar #78 to #45 - harrisonfordor (10/14/2013) [-]
I ******* love those little parrots, I got one named Chester.
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