Check this joke out :O. . vaegir: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back This is like
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#5 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
I work as a cashier and I swear people steal those things because they seem to disappear.
#11 to #5 - kameo (07/12/2014) [-]
It is me. I put the ones with holes on both ends in my butt so my poops come out square. Then I giggle to myself and disgust my friends via snapchat
#23 to #11 - disasterbater ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're the man







you're the man
User avatar #1 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
They did that to me once, ONCE
User avatar #2 to #1 - ohpee (07/12/2014) [-]
What are you going to do? Stab me?
User avatar #6 to #2 - MikedelScorcho (07/12/2014) [-]
said man stabbed
#39 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what I want to buy
**bluwizard rolled image** what I want to buy
User avatar #3 - apylon (07/12/2014) [-]
this is stupid it's like saying "i always try to buy a shopping cart but the lady wont scan it for me"
#9 to #3 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Have fun putting the cart on the conveyor belt.
User avatar #4 to #3 - skorve (07/12/2014) [-]
...It's a joke.
User avatar #8 to #4 - apylon (07/12/2014) [-]
*a stupid joke that has many variations but they are all just as stupid.
#10 to #8 - captainrattrap (07/12/2014) [-]
I liked it mother 			******		.
I liked it mother ****** .
#7 - drroxxo (07/12/2014) [-]
Best be puttin it in my cart or else...
#13 to #7 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Thumbed up because Bradley & Airborne. 2 things that are on my Christmas list for WW3.
#38 to #7 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
I really like this reaction pic xD
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User avatar #30 to #12 - fjaggot (07/12/2014) [-]
yo dude you need to work some more on that jokes thing
User avatar #31 to #30 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
i just said it was b8 you ******* fjaggot
User avatar #33 to #31 - fjaggot (07/12/2014) [-]
saying b8 doesn't make you cooler
User avatar #35 to #33 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ik

i would rather type b8 though
User avatar #34 to #12 - poeci (07/12/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #41 to #34 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
look who's talkin

but seriously everyone go away im tired of lookin at this
User avatar #36 to #12 - darksideofthebeast (07/12/2014) [-]
No, probably to use it at counters that don't have them.


Not everyone buys things to use as a dildo like you and your dad.
User avatar #40 to #36 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
read the other comments
User avatar #46 to #40 - darksideofthebeast (07/12/2014) [-]
Yea, it's an old trick. When someone says something stupid they say "Oh, I'm just joking" meanwhile they were serious.
#22 to #12 - auryn (07/12/2014) [-]
And the award for worst joke of all time goes to... Volksunion!!
User avatar #53 to #22 - listerthepessimist (07/12/2014) [-]
what was it, anyway?
#54 to #53 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [-]
"guess what the lady was gonna use it for dildo "
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User avatar #16 to #15 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
but yes
User avatar #20 to #16 - zomitlu (07/12/2014) [-]
how old are you
User avatar #18 to #17 - listerthepessimist (07/12/2014) [-]
no it doesn't
User avatar #29 to #18 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
psst

hey guys

was b8 m8

now quit being fags and go away
User avatar #32 to #29 - listerthepessimist (07/12/2014) [-]
It's fj dude, everything is bait and we can't stop being fags
User avatar #47 to #32 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
too bad im not pullin that joke
User avatar #48 to #47 - listerthepessimist (07/12/2014) [-]
it's sad to see a man without the courage to stand by his words
User avatar #49 to #48 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ugh

whatever
User avatar #50 to #49 - listerthepessimist (07/12/2014) [-]
my apologies

it's sad to see a pre-pubescent girl without the courage to stand by her words
User avatar #51 to #50 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
just let it go damn

gtfo
User avatar #52 to #51 - listerthepessimist (07/12/2014) [-]
but we've been through so much

WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME!?!?!
User avatar #42 to #29 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't even see the post and I can already confirm that it was not bait and was a ****** joke
User avatar #43 to #42 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
it was obviously bait
User avatar #44 to #43 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, but you just replied to b8
User avatar #45 to #44 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
cool
#28 to #15 - minibeep (07/12/2014) [-]
the good ol days when frontpage was filled with dildos
mfw i remember good ol days
User avatar #55 - kumimono (07/13/2014) [-]
Sweden had a rash of thefts not long ago, these things were stolen. For what purpose?
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