Check mate christianity. .. If he was nailed to a boomerang he would've died for our spins euphoric atheist
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#29 - bloater
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(06/11/2014) [-]
If he was nailed to a boomerang he would've died for our spins
If he was nailed to a boomerang he would've died for our spins
#52 to #29 - watcherdude
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#65 to #29 - xxbutthurtxx
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Best laugher in two weeks thank you!  I mean like real laugher not blowing air out of my nose loud
Best laugher in two weeks thank you! I mean like real laugher not blowing air out of my nose loud
#57 to #29 - romdadon
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(06/12/2014) [-]
but..but.. dj jesus did die for our spins
#32 to #29 - atrocitustheking
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Internet Jesus died for your wins. I'll just go now
#34 to #32 - adzodeux
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
#35 to #34 - atrocitustheking
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Paraplegic Jesus died for your shins?
#42 to #35 - procrasturbate
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(06/12/2014) [-]
German Jesus died for Berlin
#43 to #42 - atrocitustheking
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Liquor Jesus died for your gin.
#44 to #43 - procrasturbate
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Homo jesus died for your men.
#45 to #44 - bloater
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(06/12/2014) [-]
shark jesus died for our fins
#50 to #45 - nintendolover
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Crimson Jesus died for our chins.
#53 to #50 - watcherdude
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Metal Jesus died for your tins
#56 to #53 - iamwhite
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(06/12/2014) [-]
clown jesus died for your grins
#62 to #56 - thempc
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(06/12/2014) [-]
gemini jesus died for our twins
#63 to #62 - thempc
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(06/12/2014) [-]
atheist jesus died for our cringe i'll be going now
#88 to #63 - hellomynameisbill
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(06/12/2014) [-]
family man jesus died for our kin
#90 to #88 - anon
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Alcoholic Jesus died for some gin
#64 to #63 - popnotes
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(06/12/2014) [-]
This was the best thing I've seen all day.
#96 to #64 - thempc
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(06/12/2014) [-]
grenade jesus died for our pins
#69 to #53 - zellboom
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Meth jesus died for flynn
#1 - chodes
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Because crosses come back too.
#12 to #1 - dissectedtesticle
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(06/11/2014) [-]
this needs so many more thumbs.
#3 - ashedust
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, but he's got a lawful good infinitely level'd paladin/cleric/priest multiclassing father with the game's strongest rez.   
   
I think he's just fine.
Yeah, but he's got a lawful good infinitely level'd paladin/cleric/priest multiclassing father with the game's strongest rez.

I think he's just fine.
#94 to #3 - kirkbot
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(06/12/2014) [-]
>lawful good
>lawful good
#31 to #3 - ninjaroo ONLINE
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(06/11/2014) [-]
If anything, I'd call his dad chaotic neutral.
He does some pretty ****** up **** sometimes, and he can be a little unpredictable.
#33 to #3 - atrocitustheking
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(06/11/2014) [-]
This joke made me smile so much. A fellow DnD nerd, I presume?
#77 to #33 - ashedust
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I've tried several times to get groups going in DnD but never got one up and running.
#82 to #77 - atrocitustheking
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(06/12/2014) [-]
A shame, you know they have online games you can host? Play by post and all that.
#83 to #82 - ashedust
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(06/12/2014) [-]
I did... that group fell through too.
#84 to #83 - atrocitustheking
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Well that's a bitch and a half. Maybe as a last resort you could try one of 4chan's game finder threads on the /tg/ board. See if there are any folks looking for an online game there.
#85 to #84 - ashedust
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Perhaps.

Thank you for the info.
#86 to #85 - atrocitustheking
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(06/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome anytime, friend. Lemme know how it goes for 'ya.
#4 to #3 - Tusura ONLINE
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Jesus is the Lawful Good infinitely level'd Paladin/Cleric/Priest/Psion.

His dad is the GM.
#5 to #4 - ashedust
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(06/11/2014) [-]
His dad is the dick GM that has a Lawful Good infinitely level'd multiclassing paladin/priest/cleric in game to make sure everything goes according to his plan.
#6 to #5 - Tusura ONLINE
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(06/11/2014) [-]
ever watched Sword art online?
#7 to #6 - ashedust
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I have.

What a plottwist!
#8 to #7 - Tusura ONLINE
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I can't wait for Season 2.
#9 to #8 - ashedust
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I hear mixed opinions of it. On one hand, some people are really excited for it. On the other hand, some people were really offput by the whole fairies and fighting deal and don't want to see it cause they're afraid it'll just flop.
#10 to #9 - Tusura ONLINE
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I actually really liked the flying aspect. It adds that extra dimension to fighting.

Supposedly it's them going through the 100 levels of the tower, but I don't think they'll get close to the top in this upcoming season, leaving it open for more.

Either way, i can't wait to watch it.
#11 to #10 - ashedust
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, the flying was cool, but I don't think people liked the look of the characters ingame. The heavily implied rape was also kinda eh...

We'll see how people react.
#22 to #11 - anon
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I heard from a source and i dont know how true this is but supposedly in the manga it was stated that in both worlds the system would seperate two players if such a situation occured making both consentual and otherwise impossible.
#14 - schizoo
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(06/11/2014) [-]
#41 - kieranbaker
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#66 to #41 - sinconn
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Which is fine because he kicked a bunch of filthy kikes out of the temple
#79 to #66 - kieranbaker
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Odd, how Christ was himself a Jew. I expected more from a man who has the gall to log in and say that.
#97 to #79 - sinconn
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(06/12/2014) [-]
syrianassassin, look at this Jew.
#38 - gandalfpointtwo [OP]
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#49 to #38 - dambusta
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(06/12/2014) [-]
now i'm mad!
#51 to #38 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE
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(06/12/2014) [-]
"**** your sins, I'm going home."
#61 to #51 - princefarwell
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(06/12/2014) [-]
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#60 - thempc
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(06/12/2014) [-]
see if neckbeards were always this clever, they wouldn't be half as annoying
see if neckbeards were always this clever, they wouldn't be half as annoying
#78 to #60 - darthblam ONLINE
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Is it really a neckbeard/fedora-wearing euphoric thing to make a simple joke?
#67 to #60 - bodasion
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(06/12/2014) [-]
I gotta give you Christians credit for being clever; you never fail to find a way to dehumanize your enemy.

I don't see the link between the fedorafags and the atheistfags except for the one the oversensitive Christians insist exists.
#95 to #67 - raideoactivepilot
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(06/12/2014) [-]
I can see we found someone feeling pretty euphoric
#68 to #67 - ronrod
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(06/12/2014) [-]
Look up one of the numerous cringe comps on here and you'll see most fedora wears bashing religion and talking about how they're an atheist because they're enlightened or whatever
#72 to #68 - bodasion
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(06/12/2014) [-]
********. You're not the only one who looks at these comps.

I've seen one fedorafag who also happened to be an atheistfag, but fedorafags and atheistfags are different groups just as surely as fedorafags and Christianfags are different groups.

Mind you, there's bound to be a fedora-wearing, MLP-watching atheist out there, but then again, given the sheer number of Christians on the planet compared to atheists, it's a mathematical necessity that there are more fedora-wearing, MLP-watching Christians out there.

Linking the groups together is just another pathetic Christian attempt to poison the well. I hate it when the atheists do it to the Christians, I hate it when the Christians do it the atheists, and I hate it most of all when they proclaim moral superiority over each other as they proceed to do the same dumb **** to each other.
#74 to #72 - ronrod
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(06/12/2014) [-]
What are you lashing out at me for? I agree completely I don't think people should automatically embrace a stereotype about any group. You asked for an example I have you one. Judging by the reds my first comment is getting I believe that people are misunderstanding what I meant. Either way there have been people like that featured in content and comments a like never said it was right just giving you the examples you asked for..
#81 to #72 - anon
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(06/12/2014) [-]
not all fedorafags are atheists, but all atheists are fedorafags
#91 to #67 - nimithecat
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(06/12/2014) [-]
BINGO
#25 - thatsonekuhlhorse
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(06/11/2014) [-]
#20 - eddymolly
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#21 to #20 - eddymolly
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#13 - pianoz
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#30 to #13 - imungo
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(06/11/2014) [-]
**imungo rolls 40**
smd
#54 to #13 - watcherdude
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(06/12/2014) [-]
**watcherdude rolls 42**
#15 to #13 - spjlapj
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(06/11/2014) [-]
**spjlapj rolls 19**
#18 to #15 - phacnat
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(06/11/2014) [-]
pretty good for a 1d20
#24 to #18 - spjlapj
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(06/11/2014) [-]
**spjlapj rolls 5** and the damage