Cause and effect.. . becauase I carl .. But he has a tattoo on his face. I thought that means he's hardcore and nobody would ever with him?
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#3 - namehasntbeentaken (03/22/2014) [-]
OP's fw
OP's fw
User avatar #69 to #3 - mcrut (03/22/2014) [-]
He is probably an illegal alien, ******* carry $100 like it is nothing
#13 to #3 - springbok (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes, because face tattooed meth dealers always deposit their drug money at the bank.
User avatar #19 to #13 - namehasntbeentaken (03/22/2014) [-]
cause meth heads always pay their dealers in 100s...

also, I went to open a savings account the other day and a man walked in with 10k in 5s 10s and 20s, he was covered in tattoos and then another guy walked in with another 5k in small bills and handed it to the other guy and said, "here's my cut" so dealers just might use the bank...
#73 to #19 - invadingaliens (03/22/2014) [-]
"Hold up right there gentlemen, I do not work at this bank, but I need to count your money so I can post about it on the internet later."
User avatar #79 to #73 - namehasntbeentaken (03/22/2014) [-]
actually the teller put it in one of the auto counting machines and told him the total,
User avatar #7 - I Am Monkey (03/22/2014) [-]
But he has a tattoo on his face. I thought that means he's hardcore and nobody would ever **** with him?
#55 to #7 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
The other guy had more tattoos, and everyone knows the more tattoos you have, the more powerful you become.
#71 to #55 - ilovetexas (03/22/2014) [-]
Am super sand.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kyrozor (03/22/2014) [-]
Either that or the guy battered him so hard the bruise just came in like that.
User avatar #17 to #7 - randompassword ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Maybe the guy who robbed him had more tattoos on his face...
#12 - rawrmodez (03/22/2014) [-]
I work at a casino as a Soft Counter, meaning I count all the money that comes through the casino.

Besides the stupid tattoos and jewelry everyone is talking about, I have another issue with this.

A full strap of hundreds, is $10,000. Also, the straps he is using, are straps for $10's. I don't really understand this. Lies, or being a tard and half strapping his straps in the wrong straps.. : /
#14 to #12 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
a FULL strap
#96 to #12 - theXsjados (03/28/2014) [-]
Those might be $2000 or $1000 straps. The straps are not standardized across all banks and independent strap/coin roll makers. If it's $1000 per strap then there's 10k in strapped cash and $15000 in the roll.
#62 to #12 - mrdrpage (03/22/2014) [-]
Without the caption, I probably couldn't decide if the moon was Nigel or Dr. Robotnik.
#66 - thegrayfox (03/22/2014) [-]
>First pic 35 Likes   
>Second pic 55 Likes   
   
>mfw
>First pic 35 Likes
>Second pic 55 Likes

>mfw
#41 - welfarekid (03/22/2014) [-]
So black guy in class was talking **** , "Yeah bruh I got that money."
and I said "Yeah, drug money."
He replies with "Damn right"
Shows me a picture of him holding up a 100 dollar bill.
User avatar #20 - Awesomecarrot (03/22/2014) [-]
Pretty fake
#16 - enochian (03/22/2014) [-]
What has the world come to when morons who sit in their vehicles in broad daylight with a large amount of money on their laps get mugged like this?   
   
Seriously though, how much of a dumb 			****		 would you have to be not to realise the chances of something bad happening as a result of showing off their cash in public?
What has the world come to when morons who sit in their vehicles in broad daylight with a large amount of money on their laps get mugged like this?

Seriously though, how much of a dumb **** would you have to be not to realise the chances of something bad happening as a result of showing off their cash in public?
User avatar #21 to #16 - kaiizel (03/22/2014) [-]
Fake.
#24 to #21 - enochian (03/22/2014) [-]
Obviously.   
   
But, there are many horrendously stupid people in this world.  At least a few of them have probably ended up in a similar situation.
Obviously.

But, there are many horrendously stupid people in this world. At least a few of them have probably ended up in a similar situation.
#82 - alekksandar (03/22/2014) [-]
In the end, he didn't get to send the money to the nigerian prince...
User avatar #72 - gunthar (03/22/2014) [-]
hahaha reminded me of these
DJ Nate Chicago Rapper gets Robbed in Broad Daylight
#1 - pebar ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #1 - sergeantnovak (03/23/2014) [-]
Deja-Q right? Just saw that episode again last week.
#4 - jasonseagull (03/22/2014) [-]
Anyone who has a tattoo on their face deserves to be robbed
#86 to #4 - benstillerphaqqot ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
He's got one under his eye, does he deserve to be robbed?
#87 to #86 - nerozerohero (03/23/2014) [-]
**nerozerohero rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at swiggity swagger ** Wouldn't get much from his Corpse, but it's worth a shot
User avatar #61 to #4 - heathcliff (03/22/2014) [-]
Mike Tyson is the only exception.
User avatar #15 to #4 - dragemit (03/22/2014) [-]
They were already robbed of their ability to get a job.
User avatar #52 to #15 - haqq (03/22/2014) [-]
Not robbed. They chose to never get a job.
User avatar #80 to #52 - dragemit (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you really think they had that much foresight?
User avatar #90 to #80 - haqq (03/23/2014) [-]
Is it that hard to see that if you decide to get a face tattoo, you'll never get hired?
#94 to #90 - lolollo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
This whole comment stream gave me a really ****** up idea for getting back at an enemy.

I'll need some horse tranquilizers, a couple of buddies to help with the heavy lifting, and a tattoo guy who doesn't like to ask too many questions......
#95 to #94 - haqq (03/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #53 - bdaycow (03/22/2014) [-]
i have a hard time believing that someone with that many tattoos on his face got that money legally anyways
User avatar #68 to #53 - bodasion (03/22/2014) [-]
Considering that it's technically illegal to operate a lemonade stand without a license (yes, even for little girls) in some States, saying that one got his money illegally (at least in America) is almost meaningless these days.
#74 to #68 - youxbarstard (03/22/2014) [-]
Everything is illegal nowadays.
#81 - rappwr (03/22/2014) [-]
Who is this guy?
#76 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm currently going for my Cyber Security Masters and I'll tell you this, most criminals look for stupid **** like this before they rob you
#51 - DudeBro (03/22/2014) [-]
This is what I was wearing when I got mugged. Tell me I asked for it, I dare you!
User avatar #54 to #51 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2014) [-]
you asked for it
User avatar #22 - pizzaweed (03/22/2014) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't be walking around with $25,000 on you. ******* idiot.
#26 - prohibullion (03/22/2014) [-]
I think stupid people who lose their money didn't deserve to have it in the first place.
#65 to #26 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/22/2014) [-]
I think people who think their opinion about who deserves money matters are egomaniac idiots.
User avatar #75 to #26 - levelninetynine (03/22/2014) [-]
Well let me take all your money and your family's money.
User avatar #63 to #26 - jacobthecow (03/22/2014) [-]
at least this is an actual unpopular opinion puffin
#57 to #26 - ugoboom (03/22/2014) [-]
>unpopular opinion puffin
>negative thumbs
you used the image macro right!
User avatar #42 to #26 - faithrider (03/22/2014) [-]
did someone.... use unpopular opinion puffin correctly?
User avatar #27 to #26 - noblexfenrir (03/22/2014) [-]
So if I take your wallet from your pocket, you didn't deserve it to begin with?
#40 to #27 - asurasxnight (03/22/2014) [-]
the point is that he is broadcasting that he has a fortune worth taking the risk to rob and he is all out in the open. you can take the risk and try and rob me, but you run the risk of being hit by a tazer and there is almost no reward from taking that risk since I only ever carry 20 dollars in cash on me at any time. People who are stupid with how they take care of their own possessions may not deserve to lose their own property, no one does, but they should learn to be more careful
User avatar #28 to #27 - prohibullion (03/22/2014) [-]
That's the thing. His money wasn't in his pocket, or in a bag or a safe or anywhere where it should have been. He was flaunting it around and it was taken right off his lap.
User avatar #47 to #28 - Zyklone ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Out of his car after a fight*
User avatar #29 to #28 - noblexfenrir (03/22/2014) [-]
So how does that mean he doesn't deserve to have his money? It just means he was an idiot with flaunting it. (Also from the pics it seems like they were in his car, which I would argue is a perfectly fine place to flaunt any cash you want, same as in your own house.)

My comment, while satirical, is equally as rational. Why keep excess money on your person? Are you trying to get it stolen?
User avatar #30 to #29 - manofparody (03/22/2014) [-]
In my view points, if you're going to carry around $25,000 and not have a way to protect it, you're an idiot.
I have a handgun and a carry license, and even I wouldn't hold on to $25,000 like that. Dude was an idiot.
User avatar #31 to #30 - noblexfenrir (03/22/2014) [-]
Absolutely. I'm not really disagreeing with the whole "he's a ******* stupid moron" concept. It was more me disagreeing with proh's original comment stating that stupid people who lose their money didn't deserve it to begin with. That's the part I found was misguided.
User avatar #32 to #31 - manofparody (03/22/2014) [-]
I think he more meant along the lines of that someone else should've had the money, someone who would've used it properly.
User avatar #33 to #32 - noblexfenrir (03/22/2014) [-]
Generally I find that most people if given large amounts of money for no reason (As in, not earning it directly themselves through some form of labour or investment.) would be idiotic with how it's used and spent. Even people who generally are very good with saving and prioritizing their cash. Case in point: Lottery winners and tax return time.
User avatar #34 to #33 - manofparody (03/22/2014) [-]
Two of my friends have one lotteries lately, and it pisses me off how they're using it.

I'd spend it on college and living expenses for college.. This mother ****** bought a brand new car and has damaged it 4 times now, and it hasn't even been a month.
User avatar #35 to #34 - noblexfenrir (03/22/2014) [-]
Same here, mine won a small amount, 5 grand but forgot to put money aside to pay for the taxes afterwards. So now he spent it all and owes the IRS 1900.
User avatar #36 to #35 - manofparody (03/22/2014) [-]
My friend won $30,000 USD and gets $500 a week for the rest of his life.
This guy does nothing but get high/drugs/drunk/parties. It burns on how ****** up karma is.
User avatar #37 to #36 - noblexfenrir (03/22/2014) [-]
Meh Karma's all ******** in the long run. Either way though, your friend is a lucky bastard.
User avatar #67 to #27 - beardgasm (03/22/2014) [-]
He said stupid people. Keeping money in a wallet is not stupid.
#83 to #67 - vatra (03/22/2014) [-]
"Stupid people who lose their money" To give an exact quote, thus saying anyone that loses their money is stupid. So, if noblexfenrir robbed prohibullion, by his own standards he is stupid and did not deserve to have it.
User avatar #91 to #83 - beardgasm (03/23/2014) [-]
No, that is not what it means. He didn't say people who lose their money are stupid, he said stupid people who lose their money, meaning the person was stupid to begin with.
User avatar #93 to #91 - lolollo ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
The whole "people who lose money never deserved it" thing is an ideology taken straight out of social darwinism, which is the stupid thing trying to be shot down. The people who advocate it are always the first to start whining when their own system starts bending THEM over the table, which is why the simplest way to argue against it is to turn the analogy back on them. It's the same **** with those assnoying assholes who constantly say "All's fair in love and war!" to justify being a douchebag. It's just one big selfish case of "every man for himself*!"

*assuming that man is you, and only you. If that man is me, the rules go back to being a 100% altruistic society.
User avatar #92 to #91 - vatra (03/23/2014) [-]
I can see it being taken either way, I say we have prohibullion settle this.
#85 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
this looks so real
#84 - kaboomz (03/22/2014) [-]
10/10
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