Cashews. .. >Give a kid detention because he's smarter than you
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User avatar #2 - thebestpieever (01/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Is this drawn by the person who drew Calvin and Hobbes?
User avatar #3 to #2 - bitchesbanthymine (01/22/2014) [-]
It's a spin-off series, Cashew and Hobbes.
#16 - betars (01/23/2014) [+] (15 replies)
>Give a kid detention because he's smarter than you
>Give a kid detention because he's smarter than you
User avatar #8 - howunexpected (01/22/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I never got that rule. If I have food, why in hells name should I share it?
If I have a book for study hall, do I have to share the damn book?
If I have a good grade on a test, you don't distribute the ****** points evenly to the whole class
#117 - foreverarone (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Surprised no one thought of this.
#4 - soulkiller (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I love Cashew nuts, but there are special types of assholes who eat them with their mouth open. It sounds like someone gets a neck snap
User avatar #25 - murrlogic (01/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Cashews with milk to wash them down will fill you in seconds

seriously you couldn't ask for a more satisfying smack. Macadamia is a close second.
#26 to #25 - hudge (01/23/2014) [-]
Can you not give me cravings?
#65 - lewhisperingeye (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
He must be a 						*******					 billionaire to buy that many cashews.
He must be a ******* billionaire to buy that many cashews.
User avatar #67 to #65 - hueyfreeman (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't think you've ever been to costco
User avatar #14 - braxtotxarb (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Story time, gather around kids.
Be me, 5th grade, basically Seniors of Elementary school. One day
in class this Beta kid named Chris was caught eating a starburst during
a math lesson. Teacher says the cliche " did you bring enough for everyone". He then replies "yeah". He then pulls out a GIANT bag of starbursts, big enough to feed most of Africa. Before the teacher could reply every kid in the class starts swarming him like an ice creme truck driving by a fat camp. Kid ends up with an empty bag, completely shocked of how fast he got robbed. That day was the best day.
#47 - krayon (01/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
**krayon rolls 61**
#58 to #57 - passwordismine ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Bill Nye the sexual positions guy
User avatar #103 - mrsnowballs (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#112 to #103 - cyberneticghost (01/23/2014) [-]
jokexplains dead, dude. didn't you hear about the incident?

Auto-erotic asphyxiation whilst fellating a Quadriplegic Smurf, apparently.

What a way to go...

User avatar #29 - kuraithevision (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I enjoyed this for the fact that it said Costco on it.
#66 - goldendarknessx (01/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Pistachios are better.
Pistachios are better.
#77 to #66 - baditch (01/23/2014) [-]
Pistachios are the cat's pajamas.    
Pistachio master race.
Pistachios are the cat's pajamas.

Pistachio master race.
#24 - thedaringdingo (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
ZITS for life
ZITS for life
User avatar #33 - toxicsonicboom (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #92 - girlandram (01/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But did he know that cashews come from a fruit?
User avatar #6 - doujinshi ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
God damn communists making me share my food..
User avatar #53 - kingluffy (01/23/2014) [-]
I ******* love Pierce.
Trying not to sound like an Artfag here but Pierce is legitimately so ******* profound sometimes in proving adults wrong.
#134 - justleaving (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
<---- cashewnut underneath cashew apple/cashew fruit
User avatar #37 - rifee (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
people eat during class?
User avatar #80 to #37 - leglesslegolegolas (01/23/2014) [-]
I know right? I always preferred to do lines of coke during class.
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