Cashews. .. >Give a kid detention because he's smarter than you
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#16 - betars (01/23/2014) [-]
>Give a kid detention because he's smarter than you
>Give a kid detention because he's smarter than you
User avatar #68 to #16 - anusholeboner (01/23/2014) [-]
I absolutely ******* love this gif
User avatar #98 to #16 - greenstrongworld (01/23/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD THERE'S LAZYPURPLE ON FUNNYJUNK.
User avatar #27 to #16 - theavatarspupil (01/23/2014) [-]
My friend Kyle almost got thrown out of class for accusing the teacher of breaking the Geneva Convention.
#44 to #27 - lolibear (01/23/2014) [-]
Your friend was probably wrong. Not only does someone have to do very serious crimes, they also have to be done by someone in armed conflict with someone, in or out of the country of origin. Unless you live in a country with an internal political conflict and your friend was protesting it, and the teacher supported it, it wouldn't be breaking anything internationally.
User avatar #21 to #16 - thelastamerican ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I'd give him a dollar and get me a couple handfuls of cashews.
User avatar #34 to #16 - gameshredder (01/23/2014) [-]
My brother was failed by his Digital Art teacher in high school because he knew more about Photoshop and digital art than the teacher.
User avatar #45 to #34 - klick ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
lol, did he fail cause he happened to know more and the the teacher was petty? Or did he fail cause he happened to know more and didn't follow assignment instructions properly?
User avatar #46 to #45 - gameshredder (01/23/2014) [-]
He failed because the teacher didn't like my brother knowing more than him.
User avatar #49 to #46 - klick ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
So he did all the assignments following all directions and meeting all expectations?

Cause if that's the case, your brother has a lawsuit to get his money back.
#97 to #49 - legendofbearo ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I can understand him. In my old highschool we had  a notrious Digital Art teacher who was very strick on assignments being done certain ways. Even when kids got the same results by being creative or innovative, the teacher would give them low grades for doing something different. In a class about learning about programs and such its foolish to think there is only one way. I remember virtually teaching the teacher in my animation class (tech center near our school) how to use adobe flash since she was new to the job, and things worked out better for everyone.   
   
Remember, The best teacher is also a student.
I can understand him. In my old highschool we had a notrious Digital Art teacher who was very strick on assignments being done certain ways. Even when kids got the same results by being creative or innovative, the teacher would give them low grades for doing something different. In a class about learning about programs and such its foolish to think there is only one way. I remember virtually teaching the teacher in my animation class (tech center near our school) how to use adobe flash since she was new to the job, and things worked out better for everyone.

Remember, The best teacher is also a student.
User avatar #155 to #49 - letting (01/23/2014) [-]
>high school
>money back

wat.
#105 to #34 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Eh while I can believe that this can, and does happen occasionally I'm inclined to believe there's a lot more to this story than me or you know, when I was in digital arts I saw a lot of kids who liked to **** around with features and filters they didn't understand instead of following instructions and afterwards 9/10 times they would bitch and moan about how the teacher was just dumber than them and how their **** stain liquified hyper saturated abstract art was 1000 times then the Matte painting photo that 'just looked like a regular photo' that the teacher made and how they should've gotten a better grade.

Even more common were the kids who wouldn't take the deadlines seriously and would say that the teacher just hated them and that's why they were doing bad in that class.
#106 to #105 - amuzen ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Whoops posted that as anon my bad, wasn't trying to be all like offensive then hide behind anonymity to avoid a reprisal and I still don't really mean to be offensive if any ways taken I'm just saying that my general experience has been that kids who use the excuse of 'I'm smarter than the teacher' are actually kids that don't follow instructions because they think their way is better. Hell I was one of these kids.
I used to think that NGons were good because you got more geometry with a lower poly count and that the teacher was dumb for working so fervently to avoid them when it reality it was ******* up the UV's which were at the time something that I have absolutely no understanding of.
#40 to #34 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
You need to realize your brother failed Digital Art class because he was stupid. If a kid is smarter then a teacher he may get a B+ when he deserved an A. I feel bad telling you this.
#81 to #16 - azinfoo (01/23/2014) [-]
One time in English class, my teacher was trying to make a point about something and he said, "stand up and turn around. Now see? That was you spinning, not the world spinning around you"

So I pointed out that according to the theory of relativity, there's no preferred frame of reference in the universe and saying that the world is spinning around you is equally as correct as saying that you are the one spinning. Then he told me to get out of his class and go to the office.

I wasn't even really trying to act like I was smarter than him. It just pissed me off that he was trying to make his ******** analogy sound so profound.

MFW
User avatar #8 - howunexpected (01/22/2014) [-]
I never got that rule. If I have food, why in hells name should I share it?
If I have a book for study hall, do I have to share the damn book?
If I have a good grade on a test, you don't distribute the ****** points evenly to the whole class
#23 to #8 - thelastamerican ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
This is America. Everything you own belongs to everyone else.

This is America. Everything you own belongs to everyone else.
#119 to #23 - xxmemosxx (01/23/2014) [-]
>Last american
>Doesn't know how capitalism works

lastcommunistpig more like
User avatar #130 to #119 - thelastamerican ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Someone doesn't know a joke when they see one.
#132 to #130 - xxmemosxx (01/23/2014) [-]
Well then... it seems my thumb down was misplaced.
User avatar #133 to #132 - thelastamerican ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Eh, it happens. We see something we don't agree with, we get mad, and thumb it down. Have a nice day. Night. Whatever time it is.
User avatar #88 to #8 - AdamBaum (01/23/2014) [-]
Some people may be allergic to some **** , so you may be putting people at risk. If you're eating something crunchy and it becomes too loud, it might disrupt the lesson or something. Other than that I have no idea why. Not gonna lie tho, I could definitely enjoy some beef jerky or some fried chicken and waffles in class. Or maybe an orange. With some mango juice. Mmm.
#111 to #8 - venomthc (01/23/2014) [-]
You better start learnin how to share and care comrade, cus life in communistic party is a party nothenless.
#13 to #8 - xcoreyx (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah seriously, if something's yours then it's ******* yours
#9 to #8 - msfattytroll (01/22/2014) [-]
I used to just get school lunch/breakfast but when I got a job when I was 14 I started just buying my own food to bring

first day of homeroom in 8th grade Ive got a jumbo gatorade and a chub of cookie dough

teacher says since I didn't bring enough for everyone I can't eat it in class, I continue to eat anyways, "Im going to have to confiscate that"

mfw
User avatar #10 to #9 - howunexpected (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm European, German specifically, so when the teacher says I have to share, I look him/her in the eyes and say
"Thats not how socialism works"
or
"These filthy Jews don't deserve my food"
Sure it furthers some stereotypes but I get to keep my damn food
User avatar #17 to #10 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
*Fuhrers some steriotypes
#122 to #17 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
thats what i read :3
User avatar #59 to #17 - chronomancer (01/23/2014) [-]
How unexpected. Get it?
User avatar #18 to #17 - decay ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
You're the coolest ******* cat.
#19 to #18 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #158 to #19 - chimpaflimp (01/23/2014) [-]
No, he r serious cat.
#11 to #10 - linktheherooftime (01/22/2014) [-]
"These filthy Jews don't deserve my food"
I feel horrible for laughing at that, but I don't regret it at all.
#35 to #10 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
But that is how socialism works....
User avatar #38 to #35 - howunexpected (01/23/2014) [-]
Shh the Americans don't know that
#15 to #10 - larfang (01/23/2014) [-]
I completely lost my 			****		 at "filthy jews"
I completely lost my **** at "filthy jews"
#51 to #9 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
#42 to #9 - metacobalion (01/23/2014) [-]
Something similar to this happened to me too. I didn't get a chance to have my food during lunch because I was helping my biology teacher with some stuff. Went straight to history and started eating a sandwich and a bag of taytos  That's potato chips to those of you that don't get that brand  History teacher told me to stop if I didn't have enough to share. I looked him straight in the eye and kept eating.  I never ever get in trouble in school because I keep a low profile but nobody tells me to stop eating  Got myself a ten page essay due for the next day because of it. Totally 			*******		 worth it.
Something similar to this happened to me too. I didn't get a chance to have my food during lunch because I was helping my biology teacher with some stuff. Went straight to history and started eating a sandwich and a bag of taytos That's potato chips to those of you that don't get that brand History teacher told me to stop if I didn't have enough to share. I looked him straight in the eye and kept eating. I never ever get in trouble in school because I keep a low profile but nobody tells me to stop eating Got myself a ten page essay due for the next day because of it. Totally ******* worth it.
#76 to #9 - micderp (01/23/2014) [-]
I was reading the comments and I stumbled across yours and wondered what the hidden words were. can someone please explain why the word "class" is hidden from anons?
I was reading the comments and I stumbled across yours and wondered what the hidden words were. can someone please explain why the word "class" is hidden from anons?
User avatar #2 - thebestpieever (01/22/2014) [-]
Is this drawn by the person who drew Calvin and Hobbes?
User avatar #5 to #2 - meanie (01/22/2014) [-]
this is actually calvin during his adolescence.
User avatar #75 to #2 - creepinjoe (01/23/2014) [-]
No, it's not written or drawn by Bill Watterson, it's a comic called Zits written by Jerry Scott and illustrated by Jim Borgman. It's ****** awesome, check it out
User avatar #7 to #2 - mastersaturday (01/22/2014) [-]
It's a comic called Zits, and no.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bitchesbanthymine (01/22/2014) [-]
It's a spin-off series, Cashew and Hobbes.
#96 to #3 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #128 to #3 - walhor (01/23/2014) [-]
Your avatar only made it funnier
User avatar #162 to #128 - konradkurze (01/24/2014) [-]
walwhore, i have to ask
what motivated you to live a life of being a cancerous asshole?

User avatar #163 to #162 - walhor (01/24/2014) [-]
I already told dear, I learned from the best
User avatar #164 to #163 - konradkurze (01/24/2014) [-]
self taught
gotcha
User avatar #165 to #164 - walhor (01/24/2014) [-]
Its okay Konradkusse, Its okay
#117 - foreverarone (01/23/2014) [-]
Surprised no one thought of this.
User avatar #148 to #117 - tranquilizer (01/23/2014) [-]
You should really post this as content
#166 to #148 - foreverarone (01/26/2014) [-]
I guess I'll do that.
#139 to #117 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
obligatory
#4 - soulkiller (01/22/2014) [-]
I love Cashew nuts, but there are special types of assholes who eat them with their mouth open. It sounds like someone gets a neck snap
User avatar #12 to #4 - twofreegerbils (01/22/2014) [-]
Mandarins.
#151 to #4 - xacuop (01/23/2014) [-]
That picture makes me moist.
#55 to #4 - flomosho (01/23/2014) [-]
That picture scares me.
User avatar #14 - braxtotxarb ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Story time, gather around kids.
Be me, 5th grade, basically Seniors of Elementary school. One day
in class this Beta kid named Chris was caught eating a starburst during
a math lesson. Teacher says the cliche " did you bring enough for everyone". He then replies "yeah". He then pulls out a GIANT bag of starbursts, big enough to feed most of Africa. Before the teacher could reply every kid in the class starts swarming him like an ice creme truck driving by a fat camp. Kid ends up with an empty bag, completely shocked of how fast he got robbed. That day was the best day.
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User avatar #29 - kuraithevision (01/23/2014) [-]
I enjoyed this for the fact that it said Costco on it.
User avatar #31 to #29 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
a Costco just opened up in Green Bay not too long ago, I haven't been there yet but I heard it's absolutely amazing...
User avatar #32 to #31 - kuraithevision (01/23/2014) [-]
Everything is super sized and looks like it could provide you for a lifetime but really you'll end up there the following week.
#24 - thedaringdingo (01/23/2014) [-]
ZITS for life
ZITS for life
#86 to #24 - bleeduntildeath (01/23/2014) [-]
I recommend some alcohol pads... or x-out
#159 to #86 - thedaringdingo (01/23/2014) [-]
you some kind of retard
you some kind of retard
#145 to #86 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
I liked this, you deserve more credit.
User avatar #33 - toxicsonicboom (01/23/2014) [-]
DID U NO DAT CHASHOOZ CAM FRUM FROOT?
#84 to #33 - hammarhead (01/23/2014) [-]
toook me a little too long to sound that out.
toook me a little too long to sound that out.
User avatar #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Cashews with milk to wash them down will fill you in seconds

seriously you couldn't ask for a more satisfying smack. Macadamia is a close second.
#90 to #25 - AdamBaum (01/23/2014) [-]
I imagine a goblet of milk accompanied by a leather sack full of cashews, unsalted. The eater would look like a typical brony, socks and sandals, trench coat and a fedora. Every time he takes a sip of the milk, he vocalizes his enjoyment with a "ahhh", and licks his lips. A milk mustache is now sported as he eats his cashews. He greets the professor with a "Salutations!" scurries up to him to give him a weak handshake, palms sweaty covered in salt.
#101 to #90 - tornadomad (01/23/2014) [-]
>unsalted cashews
>palms covered in salt
User avatar #91 to #90 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
>Unsalted Cashews

MAXIMUM DISGUSTING!
User avatar #94 to #91 - AdamBaum (01/23/2014) [-]
The fact that I said they were unsalted and his palms were sweaty and covered in salt makes me realize I should get a nights rest.
User avatar #95 to #94 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I am nothing like you described. that sound genuinely horrible.
#26 to #25 - hudge (01/23/2014) [-]
Can you not give me cravings?
User avatar #92 - girlandram (01/23/2014) [-]
But did he know that cashews come from a fruit?
User avatar #100 to #92 - fourtwentt (01/23/2014) [-]
But do you know cashews make some amazingly smooth liquor?
User avatar #102 to #92 - hahahaheidi (01/23/2014) [-]
IS that a ******* Tobuscus reference? I love his videos
User avatar #53 - kingluffy (01/23/2014) [-]
I ******* love Pierce.
Trying not to sound like an Artfag here but Pierce is legitimately so ******* profound sometimes in proving adults wrong.
#65 - lewhisperingeye (01/23/2014) [-]
He must be a 			*******		 billionaire to buy that many cashews.
He must be a ******* billionaire to buy that many cashews.
User avatar #67 to #65 - hueyfreeman (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't think you've ever been to costco
#134 - justleaving (01/23/2014) [-]
<---- cashewnut underneath cashew apple/cashew fruit
#135 to #134 - justleaving (01/23/2014) [-]
actually, the shell of the cashew nut is toxic/corrosive, so you can't eat them right away
#66 - goldendarknessx (01/23/2014) [-]
Pistachios are better.
Pistachios are better.
User avatar #83 to #66 - shadowstepone (01/23/2014) [-]
i like them both equally
User avatar #138 to #66 - mardant (01/23/2014) [-]
No.
#147 to #66 - charac (01/23/2014) [-]
Mah negro
User avatar #73 to #66 - ediblefreakboy (01/23/2014) [-]
Blasphemy!
#77 to #66 - baditch (01/23/2014) [-]
Pistachios are the cat's pajamas.    
   
Pistachio master race.
Pistachios are the cat's pajamas.

Pistachio master race.
User avatar #143 to #77 - okaymayun (01/23/2014) [-]
Glorious Console master race.
User avatar #6 - doujinshi (01/22/2014) [-]
God damn communists making me share my food..
#60 - Lookinatstuff (01/23/2014) [-]
I wonder how he'd look if his name was Dick.
User avatar #37 - rifee (01/23/2014) [-]
people eat during class?
User avatar #52 to #37 - baconhero (01/23/2014) [-]
I try to eat in class whenever I can.
User avatar #80 to #37 - leglesslegolegolas (01/23/2014) [-]
I know right? I always preferred to do lines of coke during class.
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