Cannibals. uiuiui. Cannibal an Someone who is fed up with pepple, YOU SHOULD FEEL AS; -_VAHEED or . EU' FOR THAT FUN. I prefer the term "humanitarian". It's like a vegetarian, but with people. cannibals pun
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#3 - thechosentroll (02/10/2014) [-]
I prefer the term "humanitarian". It's like a vegetarian, but with people.
#34 - skrewbacca (02/10/2014) [-]
What does the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?  He whipes his ass.
What does the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He whipes his ass.
#50 to #34 - tyroneisanigger (02/10/2014) [-]
Wipes*

don't kill me.
#48 to #34 - NoSuchUser (02/10/2014) [-]
That joke was in bad taste
Don't kill me
#49 to #48 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #48 - folkflunky (02/10/2014) [-]
If you never tasted human meat do not criticize it.
If you gon' act like a bitch you gon' be eaten like a bitch.
#6 - kallesmange (02/10/2014) [-]
i once met a canibal that did not eat other people but by god he was full of him self
#17 to #6 - jackmanagan ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
god damnit man
god damnit man
#20 - zahnrad (02/10/2014) [-]
Is it bad I want to try human?
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User avatar #28 to #20 - duvallwhitey (02/10/2014) [-]
Depends on how badly, and why.
#30 to #20 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
Follow your dreams! Armin Meiwes achieved it, you can too!

Ummm... I didn't write it, just in case they'll try to accuse me for provoking you, or something.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
#46 to #20 - ehzio ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I heard you can go to jail for that. Best wait until an apocalypse happen and when you're level 12 to get the perk.
User avatar #52 to #46 - dragostarc (02/10/2014) [-]
I never took the Cannibal perk. I'm guessing it's good to take for tough situations?
User avatar #53 to #52 - ehzio ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
nah not really, I personally never had to resort to cannibalism due to me having a **** ton of food mainly sarsaparilla in NV or stimpaks in F3
User avatar #54 to #53 - dragostarc (02/10/2014) [-]
I never saw the point either but apparently if you feed on Caesar's corpse, The king's, Kimball's, and House, you gain a secret perk that gives you SPECIAL boosts when you go cannibal
User avatar #55 to #20 - byobgraffpro (02/10/2014) [-]
yeah, youre a psycho path. that's kind of bad
#62 to #20 - bapsmcgee (02/11/2014) [-]
You just got to find the right restaurant
#64 to #20 - isuriand (02/11/2014) [-]
the meat most similar to human that you can obtain legally is veal. don't ask how I know that.

... okay screw it I'll give the source www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9PgDg2c (heads up advice it in a way goes off topic)
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User avatar #14 to #11 - timmity (02/10/2014) [-]
wtf
#7 - holyfool (02/10/2014) [-]
Cannibalism can lead to a neurological disorder known as Kuru which causes body tremors and laughing fits. Sorry to disappoint all of the cannibals of FJ.
Cannibalism can lead to a neurological disorder known as Kuru which causes body tremors and laughing fits. Sorry to disappoint all of the cannibals of FJ.
#8 to #7 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
So that's why every cannibal in shows are creepy as ****
User avatar #16 to #7 - vicanimus (02/10/2014) [-]
I've always wondered, is that caused by the actual consumption or the psychological toll?
User avatar #19 to #16 - holyfool (02/10/2014) [-]
"It is a type of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy, caused by a prion found in humans."
So actual consumption would be the answer to your question.
User avatar #56 to #19 - vicanimus (02/10/2014) [-]
Thank you
#10 to #7 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
So, Michael J. Fox may just be a cannibal?
So, Michael J. Fox may just be a cannibal?
User avatar #18 to #10 - jackmanagan ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
the pride of seeing one of your custom pics getting circulated.
#58 - slysixtyfourwii (02/10/2014) [-]
irrelevent joke

What's the hardest part about walking over a field of dead babies

my penis

I'm sorry
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#47 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at AWESOMENESS. ** Pun? More like fun! ZINGO!
User avatar #13 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
I just don't get the joke.
Isn't it just the proper definition of cannibal?
#38 to #13 - muhsweg (02/10/2014) [-]
They're putting emphasis on fed because cannibals feed on people.
User avatar #40 to #38 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I didn't know "Fed up" also meant "Having enough of". Cormy just explained it to me.
User avatar #44 to #40 - muhsweg (02/10/2014) [-]
**** , I didn't realize that the thread was minimized.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
It's all good, thanks for the effort.
User avatar #22 to #13 - cormy (02/10/2014) [-]
>fed up
fed with humans? It's not very good but yeah, that's the pun.
User avatar #24 to #22 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm not native english, I don't get the pun.
Isn't "fed up with X" someone who is eating X?

So isn't cannibalism someone who is fed up with people?
User avatar #25 to #24 - cormy (02/10/2014) [-]
Nope, being fed up with something means being bothered by it to the point where you no longer want to deal with it.
When you are fed up with your job, you look for another one. When you are fed up with studying you might take a break or stop altogether. When you are fed up with Funnyjunk, you'll stop coming here.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
Ah I see, I took it literally.
I'm not good with figures of speech, and apparently this was.

Thanks man, I owe you.
User avatar #29 to #26 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
I can imagine you coming to the States and talking to someone, who suddenly says "Man, I am so fed up with X!" and your face just going pale and a look of terror on it.
User avatar #31 to #29 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I was in New Jersey and one of my friend asked if he could sleep with me.
"Sure, I don't mind." I said... then I started minding when he was getting naked.

And that was the day I learned that "Sleeping with" meant "Having sex".
User avatar #32 to #31 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
10/10 would read again.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
0/10 I would have the same room with said friend.
User avatar #35 to #33 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
How awkward was it when you realized the meaning and had to decline to him? ._.
User avatar #36 to #35 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
Too much.
I had sex with him to avoid the shame.

Ok, now for the real version.
Well, I just kind of fricked out and was just stepping back asking "What the hell are you doing?" and he just thought I didn't want to have sex RIGHT NOW so just asked if I prefered to wait few mins to get prepped.
Suddenly I didn't feel my face anymore when I realized what he meant, but was too fricked to feel regrets saying "I don't wanna have sex with you, never ever! I thought you meant the literal meaning of sleeping!"

For my luck [and not my **** ] he's a good pal and we ended laughing at it, but I spent the rest of the night with an eye open and my butt closed.
User avatar #37 to #36 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
Absolutely fantastic. There's not much more I can say to describe it. 10/10.
User avatar #39 to #37 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
Well I'm happy you found that funny.
...back at the time I just found that scary.
User avatar #41 to #39 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's understandable. But hey, at least he was a good friend and respectful!
User avatar #42 to #41 - sirzeel (02/10/2014) [-]
Eheh, yes he is. Thanks for the conversation.
User avatar #43 to #42 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for the funny story!
#57 - herbolifee (02/10/2014) [-]
I guess he got fed up with him.
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