Can there be more win than this?. . wreak up with psycho girlfriend Hume out she' s pregnant wwill not abort 43' sycho bitch threatens me for money or she will
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Can there be more win than this?

wreak up with psycho girlfriend
Hume out she' s pregnant
wwill not abort
43' sycho bitch threatens me for money or she will child support me out of existence
4 say **** no
Nintendo Eds
Bering it home and start playing with camera
spuddenly a wild hoofbeast bolts through my unlocked front door
alts madame psychopats herself, ranting and raving about how she needs HUGH today or she is going to do somethingelse will screw me yadda
blaugh in face
spuddenly begins screaming no no no. help, and punching herzeleid the face- along with saying things like ANON N( ) ) C) l.
elm sure the neighbors can all hear
look at this, recording all this in and she thinks itsjust a game
met as facing her out of way
llet discontinue awhile. she bloodies her lip up a bit. breaks some glasses
aall I can think of is fight club
finally gets tired, down on the :) or. calls her mom. says anon just beat me up. call the cops
hangs up. and I turn offere as
4 figure I got about TAIO minutes
over to her and she is smiling this dumbass victorious smile at me
4 smile back
e' s laying on the ground
4 grab a blanket off the couch, and throw it over her head
4 kick her in the head as hard as I ******* can
is now a little dazed
4 know what I must do
4 hold her the ground, with one hand wind back, and FALCON PUNCH her right in gut like 10 times as hard as I can. I weigh about 230 pounds and was a professional athlete .
4 stand up and kick her in the head again
ago ta closet
wet baggie of meth some dude left at my house
dumpty it in her mouth with some Maia, pour glass of water in her mouth and, hold it shut and hold her nose
chokes a lot but gets a good amount down
4 left a little in the baggie and stuff it in her sock
s out of it but rolling around and moaning
scope show up
let them in
tthey freak out when they see her and cuff me but I stay calm
Hell them about Eds
Hell them about meth is usually in her sock. and that I think she' s on drugs now
blaugh with cops and keep changing the video from End to Ed
is getting charged with drug possession and in an awesome turn of events, terminating her late term pregnancy (they think it happened when she flapped on the Mor in the video}
Foalcon Punch saves the day again
4 am getting completely away with this
captcha is Daughter, somethinge wont have to deal with
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Submitted: 10/01/2013
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#31 - revyfan (10/27/2013) [-]
**revyfan rolled a random comment #87 posted by NinjaHermit at Every RPG Ever. ** :
Aha. Well, good luck to you. What game is it you're playing?
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#29 - nat (10/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - ChumLeee (10/07/2013) [-]
I could understand decking her in the face for being a stupid fat **** , but the rest was unnecessary. Still a good story however.
But who cares, 99% of these stories are fake anyway
User avatar #24 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/02/2013) [-]
Break up with girlfriend

Got her pregnant

She wants child support

Naw I think I'll beat her senseless and abort her future child, then set her up for drug possession and put her away for a while

"Psycho girlfriend", amiright guise?
#25 to #24 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Did you even read the story?
User avatar #27 to #25 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I did. I just laugh at the idea of defining his girlfriend as "psycho" when juxtaposed against himself
User avatar #23 - RisenLichen ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
I don't think punching her in the stomach or the drug thing was completely necessary..
#22 - haqq (10/02/2013) [-]
i don't know if the meth and the baby-bashing was necessary..
#21 - vanhoutte (10/02/2013) [-]
MFW done reading.
MFW done reading.
#20 - tuned ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
>child support me out of existence
>child support me out of existence
#19 - tippster (10/02/2013) [-]
White Trash Chronicles. Yay for that moron.
#26 to #19 - hellfury (10/02/2013) [-]
I have the story you are thinking of
User avatar #18 - tittylovin (10/02/2013) [-]
This story is precisely why the Loch Ness monster never asks for more than $3.50
Slenderman is braver and asks for twenty
User avatar #12 - douevensax (10/02/2013) [-]
I thought I remembered this story, but when it came to the meth, punching her gut, and kicking her, that went a little far.
User avatar #14 to #13 - douevensax (10/02/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I sucked out a fish's anus. Good times.
#10 - lnyanchl (10/02/2013) [-]
MFW "captcha was daughter, something I don't have to deal with"
MFW "captcha was daughter, something I don't have to deal with"
#9 - shipin (10/02/2013) [-]
Lost it at the "switching from 3d to 2d" part
#7 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Someone mention miscarriage?
Someone mention miscarriage?
User avatar #11 to #7 - lnyanchl (10/02/2013) [-]
Could you tell me more about this story? I heard of Buckley before because of the pictures and **** .
User avatar #15 to #11 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
The guy makes a web comic that's SUPPOSED to be about video games
not the best art among comic artists, but not terrible, the main complaint is weak punchlines and a couple paragraphs of text completely unrelated to the joke
he's very unresponsive to criticism though
he starts focusing the comic more on the drama of the life of his self insert character
it gets worse until finally his self insert's girlfriend gets knocked up
out of nowhere it gets worse, there's a miscarriage story arc
he acts like this suddenly makes it the equal of oscar winning films when in reality it's a mostly boring webcomic supposed to be about video games
starts thinking criticism is just people jealous of him
now near universally hated
every new comic he makes gets a miscarriage edit just to remind us of why we hate him
#17 to #15 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
also he later revealed that the miscarriage arc is based off of an old relationship he had where  his girlfriend had a miscarriage and he dumped her because of it   
<------ and he literally copies and pasted this face   
B^U
also he later revealed that the miscarriage arc is based off of an old relationship he had where his girlfriend had a miscarriage and he dumped her because of it
<------ and he literally copies and pasted this face
B^U
User avatar #16 to #15 - lnyanchl (10/02/2013) [-]
Whew. Thank you.
#8 to #7 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You just did, ya.
#5 - flnonymousfive **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
I was all durring the first part, but mfw the second and third part...
User avatar #4 - srskate (10/02/2013) [-]
There are acceptable forms of awful, and this is not one of them.
#3 - pentol (10/01/2013) [-]
reading this story, thinking i've seen this kinda story a few times before, not too interesting any longer, half expecting bel-air or threefiddy.
get to captcha part. laugh hard
#2 - TheFixer (10/01/2013) [-]
i think this is pretty win worthy. maybe not as good as the post but w/e
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