Can't unslap. .. And then suddenly all of funnyjunk had a phd in Ass Forensics. Slap ASS
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User avatar #59 - I Am Monkey (06/13/2014) [-]
And then suddenly all of funnyjunk had a phd in Ass Forensics.
#107 to #59 - chiopet (06/14/2014) [-]
where can one major in ass forensics?
User avatar #134 to #59 - YllekNayr (06/14/2014) [-]
This may be the funniest thing I've read all day.
#173 to #59 - Pompano (06/14/2014) [-]
You imply there is any other kind of forensics.
You imply there is any other kind of forensics.
#171 to #59 - ZenMacros (06/14/2014) [-]
You don't get a PhD in Ass Forensics, moron, you get a BS.
Learn to degrees, bro.
User avatar #92 to #59 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
NCIAss
#62 to #59 - desacabose ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Ma'am my profession is in ass forensics and you're due for an inspection
User avatar #63 to #62 - I Am Monkey (06/13/2014) [-]
This is why Ass Forensics will never be taken seriously as a legitimate research field.
#66 to #63 - desacabose ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
"Bah god the murderer was the D
We gotta stop the D monkey"
"Dammit Des the D's already on the spaceship to Uranus"
User avatar #81 to #62 - givememoarpony (06/14/2014) [-]
"I sell ass and ass accessories"
#8 - vangoz (06/13/2014) [-]
8/10 would send home for not wearing proper work attire.
User avatar #76 to #8 - hellomynameisbill (06/14/2014) [-]
she's wearing an apron
User avatar #184 to #76 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
She's wearing yoga pants/leggins which aren't proper pants. Though she got that ass though, so her manager (if it's a dude) probably doesn't care.
#91 - stigforprez ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
paint skills off the chart
User avatar #253 to #91 - frankhh (06/14/2014) [-]
best kek of the day
#129 - bleebloo (06/14/2014) [-]
Dis bitch
User avatar #139 to #129 - thebaseballexpert (06/14/2014) [-]
someone passing her on the left could have slapped her as she was passing by
User avatar #209 to #129 - mrbuu (06/14/2014) [-]
so she did that whole slap her own ass as a jester to come and get it. infront of the dude with a camera. ill tell you what. that camera man is 100% getting laid that night.
User avatar #203 to #129 - stripey ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
nice drawing
#130 to #129 - Whaaaaaaaaa ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
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#159 to #129 - icameisawilostit (06/14/2014) [-]
Paint skills, though...
Paint skills, though...
#165 to #159 - bleebloo (06/14/2014) [-]
Flash actually
Flash actually
User avatar #219 to #166 - viscerys (06/14/2014) [-]
Aahhaaaaaaaah!
#16 - thethread (06/13/2014) [-]
Actually, it looks like she grabbed her own ass.
User avatar #228 to #16 - hopporto (06/14/2014) [-]
So?
#247 to #16 - kanyesfishsticks (06/14/2014) [-]
I would very much like to see that
User avatar #257 to #16 - shabadaka (06/14/2014) [-]
Someone doesn't like slapping their own ass
#37 to #16 - Koger (06/13/2014) [-]
Who the hell would be making pictures of his servants?
#42 to #37 - thethread (06/13/2014) [-]
Someone who's his ***** ?
User avatar #172 to #37 - mydogpikachu (06/14/2014) [-]
Dude that's Oluadah Equiano. That man is a freed man, he is not a servent.
#181 to #172 - John Cena (06/14/2014) [-]
Was*
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#19 to #16 - africanking (06/13/2014) [-]
if you had that ass you'd grab it all the time too
if you had that ass you'd grab it all the time too
#24 to #23 - coronangel ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Yes very indeed
Yes very indeed
#142 - narddogg ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
she bears the White Hand of Saruman
she bears the White Hand of Saruman
#45 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Now THAT'S the pizza for you and me.
Now THAT'S the pizza for you and me.
#155 to #45 - fyaq (06/14/2014) [-]
doodoodoodoodoodoo pizza
User avatar #75 to #74 - swagfagit (06/14/2014) [-]
b&anned
#96 to #74 - yisumad (06/14/2014) [-]
Banned
User avatar #179 to #79 - ugottanked (06/14/2014) [-]
...sauce?
User avatar #183 to #179 - givememoarpony (06/14/2014) [-]
boku no pico i looked it up and it's called date a live
User avatar #185 to #183 - ugottanked (06/14/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #187 to #185 - givememoarpony (06/14/2014) [-]
no prob
#259 to #156 - wedgie (06/14/2014) [-]
SPURT SPURT SPURT AAAAH
#240 to #156 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
fckn hilarious!
#69 - gutyy (06/13/2014) [-]
users face when
#218 - John Cena (06/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** booty had me like
User avatar #88 - colourandshape (06/14/2014) [-]
whether or not she slapped her own ass is irrelevant to me and my penis.
User avatar #215 to #88 - rockamekishiko (06/14/2014) [-]
You make a valid point
#1 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
This **** seriously gave me cancer. I'm too lazt to make an imagereactionthing, but can try to explain.. You can see that it's a left hand that has left the mark on her ass, and juding from the angle of the mark, the person must have been standing on her right or hanging above her. Conclusion: She did that herself to be "cool" on a picture her friend took. ******* ************** .
#196 to #1 - Afig (06/14/2014) [-]
bottom line is I'd hit the **** out of that. Ok continue the arguing
User avatar #266 to #1 - zaperzero ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Or she could have been adjusting her ass and happened to have flower on her hands?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
couldn't it be someone passing on her left giving her a quick grab? I do this all the time to my girlfriend.
User avatar #126 to #2 - harshy (06/14/2014) [-]
oh i get it
your girlfriend being your left hand
User avatar #116 to #2 - edwardyeap (06/14/2014) [-]
Passing on her left.

Using left hand.

uwotm8
#123 to #116 - zeittergiest (06/14/2014) [-]
you know, going the opposite direction
User avatar #127 to #123 - edwardyeap (06/14/2014) [-]
Now that makes sense.

But don't you think it's a little too small to be a guys hand?
#128 to #127 - zeittergiest (06/14/2014) [-]
girl on girl action? I dunno, I'm not omniscient
#133 to #127 - notstill (06/14/2014) [-]
No, that ass is just phat
#193 to #133 - bensho (06/14/2014) [-]
That ass is not that phat.
The hand is too small

Conclusion: she did it herself.
#11 to #2 - philss (06/13/2014) [-]
why is this thumbed down? if it wasnt herself, it was like this
the hand is too small for a male though i think, so it was probably really her own slap.
#124 to #2 - John Cena (06/14/2014) [-]
nope
#61 to #2 - adrianoc (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah it's possible but the fact that she's working with flour even in the picture I would say strenghtens the theory of a self butt slap.
User avatar #138 to #61 - thebaseballexpert (06/14/2014) [-]
Former Dominos employee here

Even if you're in the back counting boxes or some **** , you WILL get flour on you SOMEWHERE, at SOME POINT. Flour ******* traveled in that store better than the flu in a doctors office.
User avatar #182 to #138 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah and the new (at least my franchise) uniform code MAKES you wear BLACK pants so it's super easily visible. Like the aprons are black too. Like wtf.
User avatar #188 to #182 - thebaseballexpert (06/14/2014) [-]
oh **** . when i still worked their we could still wear Khakis. im feel sorry for you
#190 to #188 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm a driver so wearing black cargo pants in the summer sucks but it's what ever. Finding black dress cargo shorts has proven difficult yet I own like 5 pair of khaki's so I'm kind of pissed.
#34 to #2 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah anon retarded, what he said doesn't prove anything but still probably fake idk why does it matter anyway
#30 to #1 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
join CSI
#85 to #1 - xxxgnipsxxx (06/14/2014) [-]
My guess is they passed eachother, hallway style and using his left hand went for it.
#135 to #1 - John Cena (06/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** my *****
User avatar #145 to #1 - failtolawl (06/14/2014) [-]
or... or... she accidentally put her hand on her ass after messing with pizza dough.
User avatar #87 to #1 - bigdthebeast ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
or she scratched her ass while her hand was covered in flour and someone took a picture
#180 to #87 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
That's Cornmeal. It allows the dough to be shaped easily on the stainless steal table.
That's Cornmeal. It allows the dough to be shaped easily on the stainless steal table.
#162 to #1 - garymotherfingoak (06/14/2014) [-]
>doing it to herself as a joke = autistic cancer
>200+ thumbs
#201 to #1 - John Cena (06/14/2014) [-]
There are only two sources of cancer. Tumblr, and people who seriously and wholeheartedly use the word M'lady. Everytime cancer
#18 to #1 - atomicman (06/13/2014) [-]
scientifically correct anon saves the day
scientifically correct anon saves the day
#67 to #1 - trailmix (06/13/2014) [-]
fj gets angry at about anything because you're all bandwagoning no social life cancers
#27 to #1 - zebanktoon (06/13/2014) [-]
What if she scratched her ass?
What if she scratched her ass?
#175 to #1 - John Cena (06/14/2014) [-]
It looks like someone slapped her on the ass when she was walking someone she was facing. The person who slapped must've been swinging downward with the left hand as if to slap his/her own knee, but angled more to left obviously.
User avatar #158 to #1 - dragonstomp ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Wah wah wah, shut up nobody cares.
User avatar #17 to #1 - gokey (06/13/2014) [-]
Pretty much, plus the angle aligns perfectly if she did it herself, if someone else did it the angle makes no sense and would be really awkward to make
User avatar #141 to #1 - jukuku (06/14/2014) [-]
OR someone slapped her ass as they walked past her.
User avatar #14 to #1 - kolmar (06/13/2014) [-]
unless the person was standing to her left and slapped her that way?
#89 to #1 - deadmaniii (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you want Christmas Carolers?
#10 to #1 - boomyturtle (06/13/2014) [-]
Brilliant observation skills my good sir ( p_-)
#3 to #1 - solomonkane (06/13/2014) [-]
I hope it did give you cancer, The world could do without another asshole in the genepool.
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#4 to #1 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
i agree she prolly did do it to herself. she doesn't look very hot from the back.
#57 to #4 - madcoww (06/13/2014) [-]
>Has job
>Can give discounts on pizza
>Flowing golden hair
>Not land whale
>Some semblance of sense of humor
8/10, would brush ass off
#20 to #1 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
So she floured slapped her own ass for a joke. and that's somehow cancer? People being "Cool" and joking with friends is bad? Ok.
#121 to #20 - supercookieduster (06/14/2014) [-]
well said anon
well said anon
User avatar #105 to #20 - masterions (06/14/2014) [-]
It's ****** fake you retard
User avatar #144 to #105 - hudis ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Who seriously gives a **** ?
User avatar #163 to #144 - masterions (06/14/2014) [-]
Well apparently I do
#223 - takemythumb (06/14/2014) [-]
Flour power!
#55 - robogandalf (06/13/2014) [-]
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#243 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/14/2014) [-]
Alright alright alright these are my deductions
First of all, she makes pizza's let's get that straight. Second thing is her allowance for making this picture, if she gave it, it show's that she's playful and that it's likely that this had happened:
> She stood around, making pizza's n' ****
> Wipes of her hands on the table (1), she had dough or cocaine (dunno what they use, who know's Mr. Domino's knows ) on her hands.
> Her left hand probably reached for her butt to stretch (2), or maybe it's just a habit to take such a position. As a result, a handprint on her butt.
> A coworker saw it, told her and they probably all laughed about it and asked her if they could make a picture
User avatar #254 to #243 - mrfartypants (06/14/2014) [-]
if it was her i think you would of made a smear trying to wipe it off not a solid hand print
User avatar #261 to #254 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/14/2014) [-]
If you try to stand up, and you lean a bit, your hand will search a place to rest. This place is likely to be your butt cheeks or hips. And you wouldn't make a smear movement on your ass in public. Only if you wanna wipe something off your hand, but that's unlikely in this situation because if that was the case there would've been just some white marks.
User avatar #255 to #254 - mrfartypants (06/14/2014) [-]
she*
#245 to #243 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/14/2014) [-]
Let me be a Sherlock for once dammit
User avatar #252 to #245 - Loopholes (06/14/2014) [-]
It's possible she just didn't notice and some photographed it, I mean she doesn't even look aware that there's a camera there, never mind the hand print on her ass.
User avatar #260 to #252 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/14/2014) [-]
Of course they made a picture on purpose. One thing is, no devices such as cellphones (and probably also cameras) are allowed on the work floor, they probably first asked for permission before they could make the picture.
User avatar #262 to #260 - Loopholes (06/14/2014) [-]
What makes it so obvious that it was on purpose?
Also not everyone follows work rules. *cough*
#263 to #262 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, for starters she poses perfectly for the picture. If she was working there would've been a motion blur with either just her hands or her entire body. But she's not working, why not, because she's just standing there. Secondly she's not even in front of the place where you actually make the pizza's. And why does she stands perfectly posed doing nothing? For the guy/girl behind her to take a picture, of course.   
   
and I know not everyone follows work rules, but it's all a matter of percentages. I can't get a 100% from what the exact reason was, because we'll never know it unless we ask her. But because the majority follows work rules (I assume) it makes it more likely.
Well, for starters she poses perfectly for the picture. If she was working there would've been a motion blur with either just her hands or her entire body. But she's not working, why not, because she's just standing there. Secondly she's not even in front of the place where you actually make the pizza's. And why does she stands perfectly posed doing nothing? For the guy/girl behind her to take a picture, of course.

and I know not everyone follows work rules, but it's all a matter of percentages. I can't get a 100% from what the exact reason was, because we'll never know it unless we ask her. But because the majority follows work rules (I assume) it makes it more likely.
#264 to #263 - Loopholes (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, I can't beat that.
10/10 well thought out argument.
#249 to #245 - gothpride (06/14/2014) [-]
You tried but I like your answer.
#174 - greyswordsman (06/14/2014) [-]
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#35 - prohibullion (06/13/2014) [-]
Given that it is a left hand print and it is on her left buttcheek, it may be safe to assume that she slapped her own butt..
#210 to #35 - kez (06/14/2014) [-]
If you think you can slap yourself at an angle like that you're an idiot
User avatar #265 to #210 - prohibullion (06/14/2014) [-]
If you're quadriplegic, maybe it'd be difficult; otherwise, I don't see any issue
#38 to #35 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
or someone slapped it passing by
#9 - sanjuro (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
Yes, yes, very hot. But as a Domino's employee I'm bothered by the fact that their dough table is on the right side of their make line while ours in on the left.
User avatar #140 to #83 - thebaseballexpert (06/14/2014) [-]
ever dominos I've ever wrked at (3) was set up like in the picture
User avatar #143 to #140 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
Well then I feel unique - nay, I feel special.
User avatar #178 to #143 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
Mine is set up with it no the left, you're not alone brother.
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