Can't believe straight guys are into it. . Ami I Hill] MAI SEN.. Is it me or has this bear slowly become the gay confession bear?
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User avatar #12 - AbsentMinded (11/19/2013) [-]
Is it me or has this bear slowly become the gay confession bear?
#14 to #12 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Slowly?
User avatar #26 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/19/2013) [-]
Well thats a pain in the ass.
#17 - taurusguy (11/19/2013) [-]
But, what do you do then, that is pretty much all you CAN do with 2 guys, unless you drill some new holes, but that takes time.
User avatar #19 to #17 - ratpie (11/19/2013) [-]
Oral sex?
#21 to #19 - taurusguy (11/19/2013) [-]
That is done by mostly everyone, anal sex is usually done by gay couples or men that got lucky with a girl, or well, "loose holes" and experimenting men are also on the list, but i have my money on the anal sex is mostly done by gay men.
User avatar #53 to #21 - toastedspikes (11/20/2013) [-]
Statistics show that the vast majority of anal sex is done by straight couples, actually.
User avatar #27 - rigged (11/19/2013) [-]
my (Gay) friends don't like anal and they have been in a successful relationship for about 6 years now. I understand the idea of not liking it, and i accept the logic. however, anal is the very boon that cushions any emotional or physical blows i take from being a homosexual male . say i'm out for a walk with my partner(s) and if by chance an angry sexually repressed man notices minor glances or statements that reveal that we are confirmed bachelors out on a date and shouts at me" ******* faggots need to die HEE-HURR-HEE-HURR"! I i get to calm myself, look at my partner and tell myself, not to feel sad or threatened for i'm getting anal and he gets to go home and masterbate in hopes that one day some girl will once in awhile to once a decade allow him to get the keys to the back door. and if he's lucky she will all the while doing this pretend to like it . I get not getting anal but COME ON its like the best part about being gay and "keeping it in the bedroom"!!
#13 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
I am a hetrosexual who thinks anal sex is the best. Nothing better than a nice girl fingering or licking my ass ^^
User avatar #1 - peezle (11/19/2013) [-]
Then how do you....
User avatar #2 to #1 - moorgar ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Maybe he only sucks dick
User avatar #3 to #2 - peezle (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, this is OP we're talking about.
User avatar #4 to #1 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
doesn't mean i don't do it
User avatar #5 to #4 - peezle (11/19/2013) [-]
Weird question: Would you refuse sex from a guy if he was "too gay"? Two of my gay friends refuse to have sex with a guy that goes to my school because he's too gay. I find that weird because I'd never refuse sex with a girl I think is "too straight"
User avatar #6 to #5 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
Really depends on the person, because you can't think of gay and straight as like a heads or tails of a coin. Straight and gay is more like a spectrum, let's say gay is red and straight is blue. Some people prefer pure red and some pure blue. Some may choose bluish violet or reddish violet. So some gays may be attracted to masculine gays and some are attracted to feminine gays. To me, it really depends on the personality I guess. But I can't stand gays who forces their voices to have higher pitches.
User avatar #24 to #6 - ironsoul (11/19/2013) [-]
Case in point, I am bi, but far more heavily attracted to women than men. I like girly boys, and the thought of being a catcher scares me. I blame it on trust issues, it is easy to take, but hard to give.
#31 to #24 - supertypicaluser (11/19/2013) [-]
One thing we all want to know is are you a giver or a taker?
User avatar #71 to #31 - ironsoul (11/20/2013) [-]
Never actually been with a dude, my family is extremely conservative and would kick me out.
#25 to #4 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
why are you gay then if you dont like anal what is the point of being gay
User avatar #35 to #25 - shazzshabam (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure if you were deprived of oxygen as an infant, but it does seem that
way.

''Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender.''

Being gay doesn't define the acts of sex you enjoy, it literally just means you are attracted to the same sex. There are lesbians who don't enjoy cunnilingus, straight women who don't like penetrative sex. Heck, I even have a male friend who doesn't enjoy receiving fellatio. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with how you do and don't like to be stimulated.
User avatar #70 to #25 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (11/20/2013) [-]
By your logic, guys who **** girl butts are gay too.
#58 to #4 - italianchef ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
fair enough
#28 - mehten (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm straight (I'm pretty sure) and I find vaginas to be pretty disgusting. Especially after I learned the terminology "ax wound." Very off-putting.

I guess I'm gay.
#16 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm a straight guy and I find anal sex appealing.
User avatar #10 - cryoticshell (11/19/2013) [-]
I'd date a guy if he didn't wanna stick it in me.
#48 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Gotta admit, that is unusual
User avatar #50 to #48 - toastedspikes (11/20/2013) [-]
It's way more usual than you think actually.
#55 to #50 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Since I'm not a big fan of dicks I wouldn't know
User avatar #56 to #55 - toastedspikes (11/20/2013) [-]
I do occasionally enjoy the D, and let me tell you it's not uncommon for a gay guy to dislike anal. Makes sense in a way. I mean, it's painful if not done properly, it's taboo, and well... poop...
#57 to #56 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
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#29 - chudboy (11/19/2013) [-]
A lot of gay couples don't actually have Anal sex. Mainly just oral. I learnt this through Stephen Fry.
#36 to #29 - turbanmasher (11/19/2013) [-]
Then whats the difference btw a guy and girl sucking a dick?
User avatar #46 to #36 - nyangiraffe (11/20/2013) [-]
the feeling of a beard touching your balls
#37 to #36 - chudboy (11/19/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - unlithe ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
i think he's saying "if guys and girls both give BJ's, why do gay people like their own gender?".
#39 to #38 - chudboy (11/19/2013) [-]
That still doesn't make sense to me? So essentially he's asking why are people gay?
User avatar #40 to #39 - unlithe ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
i think so. he may have thought that btw meant between.
User avatar #23 - princessren ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
you are pretty screwed then
User avatar #43 to #23 - nerdrugger (11/19/2013) [-]
is the pun intended there?
User avatar #68 - leglesslegolegolas (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a gay guy and I have yet to try out sitting on a dick.
#66 - darthblam (11/20/2013) [-]
Uhh.. kay.

Why is this a post and how is it funny?
#65 - infinitereaper (11/20/2013) [-]
>Millions upon millions of different species of bacteria live inside of you and all over/inside your skin   
>At this very moment waste is being broken down and expelled from your body in the form of liquids, semi liquids, solids, and semi solids, not to mention gasses   
>Toxics build up and are being filtered with the exception of the stuff that gets left behind   
>You are shedding thousands of flakes of skin and hundreds of hairs everyday   
>Your insides are gooey, slimy, pulsating, and quivering.   
>Bacteria easily propagates and thrives inside of your mouth and you regularly build up mucus and wax inside of your ears to foil intruders.   
   
Everything about being alive is 			*******		 disgusting. Not enjoying a pleasure of life for such a dumb reason is just pointless. Preference has nothing to do with it.   
   
So why miss out on the fun?
>Millions upon millions of different species of bacteria live inside of you and all over/inside your skin
>At this very moment waste is being broken down and expelled from your body in the form of liquids, semi liquids, solids, and semi solids, not to mention gasses
>Toxics build up and are being filtered with the exception of the stuff that gets left behind
>You are shedding thousands of flakes of skin and hundreds of hairs everyday
>Your insides are gooey, slimy, pulsating, and quivering.
>Bacteria easily propagates and thrives inside of your mouth and you regularly build up mucus and wax inside of your ears to foil intruders.

Everything about being alive is ******* disgusting. Not enjoying a pleasure of life for such a dumb reason is just pointless. Preference has nothing to do with it.

So why miss out on the fun?
#69 to #65 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
I eat McDonalds but I wouldn't eat **** . Different levels of disgusting
#64 - stubbyftw (11/20/2013) [-]
Must be tough then.
Must be tough then.
User avatar #62 - eriktheviking (11/20/2013) [-]
but sucking cock is ok???
#60 - denercov (11/20/2013) [-]
Are you disgusting by women? I don't know how well it would work... But couldn't you do everything but sex with a guy and just find some chick to bang when you feel like sex? Otherwise sucks to be you
#61 to #60 - denercov (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry *disgusted
User avatar #54 - crafty badger (11/20/2013) [-]
Let me break it down home-slice.
Anal sex is... ok, unless you are one of those dudes who really gets off on it... which most gay dudes aren't. Ever hear the term pitcher and catcher? Yeah, catchers are like finding a ************* double rainbow... that's getting anal from a unicorn. the pooper just isn't meant for such abuse and we all know it.
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