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CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank Comp 1


Also beware some are ******* loud and star wars spoilers bby
Also tell me if i need to make more dank comps.











Star wars spoilers in this one.
like previously mentioned






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Submitted: 01/07/2016
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#10 - tryg (01/07/2016) [-]
"Oh **** ! What the **** man?!"
#118 to #10 - Timaku (01/08/2016) [-]
**Timaku used "*roll picture*"**
**Timaku rolled image** Ruff times ahead, friend.
User avatar #51 to #10 - jamesten (01/08/2016) [-]
the dogs not going into the trash
User avatar #36 to #10 - belshir ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
"this is moving to fast kenneth"
#29 - jackdynam (01/08/2016) [-]
Here's something I've been holding onto
User avatar #63 to #29 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Is that John DiMaggio? It sounds just enough like him for me to not be able to tell.
#73 to #63 - awesomenessproduct (01/08/2016) [-]
Nope Clancy Brown
Was in Shawshank Redemption
and the best dude to voice lex luthor
#135 to #73 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Who is also going to play Blackhand in the upcoming Warcraft movie
Posting as anon because Im a little bitch
User avatar #114 to #29 - wdparsell (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm not entirely sure, but I think a hero was disguised as Lex and every step of the way was supper awkward. Like villains being offended by Lex being slightly mean. Great show btw.
User avatar #47 to #29 - thechosentroll (01/08/2016) [-]
I still love how the other guy's slightly taken aback by it.
#4 - nanglo (01/07/2016) [-]
Aw yiiiisss
User avatar #116 to #4 - gatodelfuego (01/08/2016) [-]
Are there any more edits of this scene? I find it hilarious
#15 - benadryl (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm glad there are other dealers I can get my daily fix from. Ever since ugoboom ran out of his stuff I've been suffering from dank webm withdrawal.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
***** I'm just being lazy, I got some stuff waitin
User avatar #17 to #16 - benadryl (01/07/2016) [-]
new comps when?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
when I feel like it
I have no schedule
but the 1 year dank webm comp anniversary is tomorrow, might do something then
User avatar #98 to #17 - boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]
Better not piss off your drug dealer m8
#19 to #15 - calvintroll [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
i got around 100 unseen dank vids waiting for release.
il release like 10 or 15 a day if you guys want.
Also ugoboom is the main dank king.
i can never contest that ************
#20 to #19 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
eyyyyy

also keep in mind that 7 is the magic number for webm comp size
#22 to #20 - calvintroll [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
alright b0ss il keep it in mind.
we need to save some memes for the upcoming winter after all.
#23 to #22 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
-3
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#46 to #43 - Enternal ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I saw it, liked it, wanted to see more of it. So I asked for sauce.

This is my way, and I will not change.
User avatar #66 to #43 - phantompaladin (01/08/2016) [-]
*give small taste of some tasty food* oh man that tastes pretty good, i'd like some more, where can I get this?

OH MY GOD GAIS HOLY **** LIKE THERES SO MUCH FOOD OUT THERE YOU DONT HAVE TO EAT THIS ONE THING LIKE ITS NOT EVEN PIZZA OR ANYTHING
User avatar #45 to #43 - muffincannibal (01/08/2016) [-]
Of course you faggot.
User avatar #44 to #43 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
i forgot the
User avatar #55 to #22 - thedelnadian ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Sauce. I'll just leave this here for anyone: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #40 to #22 - loopymoomoo (01/08/2016) [-]
b0ss
wheres da saus b0ss
#35 to #22 - Enternal ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
.......sauce?
0
#101 to #22 - nekolacek has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37 to #22 - phantompaladin (01/08/2016) [-]
you already know the question
User avatar #28 to #22 - muffincannibal (01/08/2016) [-]
sauce
User avatar #39 to #28 - phantompaladin (01/08/2016) [-]
gdi i looked everywhere, cant find the original
#81 to #19 - samoaspider ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
oh hey, I have a webm of that
User avatar #64 to #19 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Are you going to do a mentions list? Because you definitely should. And sign me right the **** up if you do.
#74 to #64 - kittywithclaws (01/08/2016) [-]
Why not just subscribe? I never understood mentions lists...
#82 to #74 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
because if ya sub it will tell "username has uploaded 4 new content" and user has to click on every single content separately

if it says "user has mentioned user in content" then it will give direct link to the content in the notification
User avatar #76 to #74 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Usually users who upload different types of content use them for people who only want to see a particular series.
#77 to #76 - kittywithclaws (01/08/2016) [-]
Ah, that does actually make sense
User avatar #3 - ingloriousgamer ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
not ******* cool with that ZooTopia Star Wars Spoiler
#25 to #3 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
I couldn't hear you over me not giving a **** .
User avatar #30 to #25 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
What is Chewie screaming about Joycasino.com for?
User avatar #113 to #25 - komandantmirkoo (01/08/2016) [-]
[X] post as anonymous

yeah, you really showed us how you don't give a **** .
#117 to #113 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't give a **** .


Bite me fag lord
User avatar #149 to #117 - komandantmirkoo (01/08/2016) [-]
are you calling me a fag lord? or are you asking me to bite your fag lord in a pirate accent?
User avatar #115 to #25 - gotohemp (01/08/2016) [-]
pretentious cunt
#83 to #3 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
y'know if you havent seen the movie at this point its your own ******* fault, doubly so considering it said it was a starwars spoiler under it.
User avatar #125 to #83 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
At least wait until it's on the internet so *everyone* has seen it.
User avatar #91 to #3 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't even ******* care anymore, i've heard enough faggots on this site spoil it that i couldn't give a **** , i should've just ruined them when i could and sent out so many fallout spoilers to these ***** , if i never would've found FJ i would probably be happier than i am right now, i ******* hate some of you guys
User avatar #104 to #91 - emiyashirou ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
People sent out fallout spoilers before fallout even came out m8.
User avatar #134 to #104 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
And i would've loved to be that person if i knew how ****** some of fj is
User avatar #67 to #11 - haroldsaxon (01/08/2016) [-]
But how are we supposed which webm has the spoiler?


Putting the text after the spoiler instead of before. 10/10
User avatar #12 to #11 - ingloriousgamer ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You expect me to have noticed that, in that tiny ass text. and remember it by the tim i get down there to the actual spoiler? Legit should have just put the warning AT THAT WEBM
#14 to #12 - whiteniggers (01/07/2016) [-]
you should have seriously watched the film by now you ******* speng
User avatar #27 to #14 - ingloriousgamer ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
i ******* have. Twice. I still get mad about spoilers because i know a ton of people who haven't and use Fj
#50 to #27 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
What a whiny little bitch.
#68 to #27 - austinrocket (01/08/2016) [-]
Don't get offended on other people's behalf that's what we have PC Tumblr SJWs for. If someone actually got spoiled then they can tell us. We don't need you telling us that someone out there might have seen a spoiler.

tl;dr stop.
User avatar #110 to #27 - samlusiewski (01/08/2016) [-]
"I know a ton of people"..."use FJ".
Yeah nah.
#84 to #27 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
then its on them, the movie has been out for a month now
#72 to #27 - bribrian (01/08/2016) [-]
funnyjunk doesnt upvote or relate to anger unless its towards females or bronies
User avatar #127 to #14 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
At least wait until it's on some streaming website so everyone has seen it.
User avatar #65 to #12 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
There were two warnings. At the beginning, and on the actual webm.
#26 to #3 - holmesc (01/08/2016) [-]
I mean, he did warn you.
#32 to #3 - installation ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
The movie came out like last year dude. You've had enough time to watch it.
User avatar #126 to #32 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
At least wait until it's on some streaming website so *everyone* has seen it.
#129 to #126 - installation ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Or just save like 12 dollars and buy yourself a ******* ticket? These aren't 60 dollar games. If you have internet then there's a good chance that you can afford a ticket.
User avatar #132 to #129 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
It's more about the inconvenience than the money. The nearest cinema is 50 km away, plus having to book a seat and drive there and back adds up to a lot of time.

If it was $12 and then I get to watch it on Netflix from my computer, I definitely would.

And people are still putting spoiler tags on stuff that happened in Game of Thrones, even though the books came out almost 25 years ago, so I don't see why time has to matter when putting spoiler tags on comments.
User avatar #136 to #132 - meganinja ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
That's not that far away.... Like, at all...
User avatar #138 to #136 - meganinja ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
For example I regularly drive about (U.S. so don't know the exact off the top of my head) 100 to 110 km to see new movies.
User avatar #137 to #136 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
I only said it was inconvenient.
User avatar #139 to #137 - meganinja ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
>>#138,

Yeah, sure, but don't complain about spoilers if you simply can't be arsed to go see it.
User avatar #140 to #139 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
People are still putting spoiler tags on stuff that happened in Game of Thrones, even though the books came out almost 25 years ago, so I don't see why time has to matter when putting spoiler tags on comments.
User avatar #141 to #140 - meganinja ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
They shouldn't be obligated too though.

Plus for books it's a bit different as it can take days/weeks (Depending on how much time you put in) to read, whereas a movie is done in one go, so it's more damaging seeing a book spoiler than a movie spoiler.
User avatar #142 to #141 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
Nobody is obligated to put any spoiler tags on anything. But I'm still allowed to call them assholes for not doing it.

And the more spoilers I see on the internet, the less the reason to watch the movie.
User avatar #143 to #142 - meganinja ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Then don't watch it, I don't care. But either do or don't. You know there's going to be spoilers for the most popular movie of the year fairly quickly on the internet. 2 weeks is fair to stop using spoilers though if you aren't revealing a major plot twist.
User avatar #144 to #143 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
2 weeks is no time at all. Jon Snow died like 9 months ago, but that's still spoiler material.
User avatar #146 to #144 - meganinja ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
No it isn't.

Jon Snow died. That's hardly a spoiler. Saying that Han Solo dies in the movie is a spoiler, but something like saying 'the new superweapon is just a bigger copy of the Death Star isn't, which gets blown up by the good guys' isn't and shouldn't be put in a spoiler.
User avatar #147 to #146 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
It definitely is a spoiler. All 3 of those things are spoilers, the Death Star thing just isn't that important compared to the other ones.
User avatar #33 to #32 - ingloriousgamer ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
ha jokes >>#27
#57 - imgood (01/08/2016) [-]
Was that kid actually trying to hang himself?
User avatar #85 to #57 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
with a strip of duct tape.... he'll probably live longer trying to kill himself than not
#56 - motherfuckingkenji (01/08/2016) [-]
Haven't seen any of these before except this one sort of.
37/10
#31 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Notorious KKK - Michael Rosen
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#42 to #31 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
that's really, really ******* good edit
here anon, I made it a webm

let's actually ******* upload it this time
#106 - jaylenthepaintstic (01/08/2016) [-]
10/10 made me laugh
#13 - nsfwanon (01/07/2016) [-]
I laughed but damn the star wars spoiler one was cold
#21 to #13 - calvintroll [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
sorry already placed an extra warning
#24 - rafflewaffle (01/08/2016) [-]
gr8 comp m8 i r8 8/8
#86 - bobindun (01/08/2016) [-]
these are 			*******		 gucci/10
these are ******* gucci/10
#71 - theuberzer (01/08/2016) [-]
#12
#128 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I think I broke FJ
#130 to #128 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
send help
#92 - kingdaniel ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Haven't seen any of these before. mention me on the next one pls.
#7 - spearmint (01/07/2016) [-]
**spearmint rolled user epicapocalypse **


word around FJ is you've got a fat cock?
#97 - tryg (01/08/2016) [-]
What do we have here?
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