Calm your tits. . staring : Alternative phrases to "calm your tits": I soothe your boobs n misstress your breasts n undo the calamity that is your I adjust your i dont like Big tits Prefer b cups or c a cups are ok
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Calm your tits

staring :
Alternative phrases to "calm your
tits":
I soothe your boobs
n misstress your breasts
n undo the calamity that is your
I adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
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#72 - angrybarts (01/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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All these 			*******		 tit puns. surely you guys can do brester.   
   
 			********		 suck dick and puns    
   
 yes its the breast i could do
All these ******* tit puns. surely you guys can do brester.

******** suck dick and puns

yes its the breast i could do
User avatar #15 - buttkickerboy (01/19/2014) [-]
chill-pill your thrill-hills
User avatar #107 to #15 - buttkickerboy (01/19/2014) [-]
I honestly didnt think this comment was good enough.
#57 to #15 - icameisawilostit (01/19/2014) [-]
Teach me your ways.
#34 to #15 - anon (01/19/2014) [-]
Some of the other comments were pretty good but this one was the breast
#20 to #15 - ReignFox (01/19/2014) [-]
That was ******* clever
User avatar #7 - axtinguisher (01/18/2014) [-]
Make your tit calm down a bit.
I've been sitting here for +10 minutes trying to figure out a good breast-related pun and that was the best I could muster. I bring great shame upon motherland.
#14 to #7 - leobreacker (01/19/2014) [-]
I laughed likehell before I saw the spoiler.
User avatar #17 to #7 - xrainbowdashx (01/19/2014) [-]
so it was the breast you could do?
#29 to #17 - jonathankitty (01/19/2014) [-]
You have done well.
You have done well.
#26 - npfortytwo (01/19/2014) [-]
Don't have a rack attack.
#42 to #26 - schneidend (01/19/2014) [-]
This and 38 are tied for the best.
This and 38 are tied for the best.
#3 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Stop going bonkers with your honkers
#4 - asgardianleo (01/18/2014) [-]
hakuna your tatas
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User avatar #66 to #4 - toosexyforyou (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh man... what a wonderful phrase!
#105 to #66 - firesky (01/19/2014) [-]
The origin
#106 to #105 - asgardianleo (01/19/2014) [-]
I didn't know that existed actually. Last time I saw this tumblr post that was the last reply and I thought it odd not to see it there this time
#18 - bloodyspy (01/19/2014) [-]
Undo the calamity that is your mammaries.
Undo the calamity
User avatar #13 - fyaq (01/19/2014) [-]
Relax your rack
User avatar #1 - niketheassassin (01/18/2014) [-]
"adjust your bust before it combusts" ******* loled
#21 - infamoustrapper (01/19/2014) [-]
Shut the 			****		 up, you stupid whore.   
I'm not very good at this
Shut the **** up, you stupid whore.
I'm not very good at this
#38 - deckbox (01/19/2014) [-]
put your Boulders back in their over-the-shoulder holders
#61 to #38 - bluewafflekisser (01/19/2014) [-]
I'd rub my pole up her keister and make her yoodle
User avatar #65 to #38 - LordoftheBacon (01/19/2014) [-]
Well that was a nice suprise saw big boobs clicked the image and BOOM!!!!!!! picture centered to her tits and pic was 5X its size.
#43 to #38 - schneidend (01/19/2014) [-]
...Sauce?
...Sauce?
User avatar #58 to #43 - dudewitharake (01/19/2014) [-]
the lovely Tanya Anna Song
#97 to #43 - anon (01/19/2014) [-]
sauce of gif? posting as anon because reasons
User avatar #73 to #43 - addia (01/19/2014) [-]
you might like this ;) imgur.com/a/GAfqn
User avatar #12 - cainey (01/19/2014) [-]
Put the mockers on your knockers
#85 - AdamBaum (01/19/2014) [-]
The nipple is aggressive

User avatar #104 to #85 - mvtjets (01/19/2014) [-]
just another day
User avatar #99 to #85 - ivviism (01/19/2014) [-]
"The nipple is aggressive"

I laughed way harder than I should have

That visual
User avatar #90 to #85 - hopporto (01/19/2014) [-]
O shet.
User avatar #11 - Ruspanic (01/19/2014) [-]
compose your chesticles
#78 - zendif (01/19/2014) [-]
Adjust your bust is what you must.
#31 - commentorman (01/19/2014) [-]
I work with an older lady, who told me "sometimes, my daughter says 'calm your tits', and I hate that. So when she says that to me, I tell her that I'm going slap your nipples off." Everytime she tells me that, I can't help but laugh.
#39 to #31 - schneidend (01/19/2014) [-]
A combination of that pic and the comment caused my sides to explode.
A combination of that pic and the comment caused my sides to explode.
User avatar #23 - lazycloud (01/19/2014) [-]
Unplug your jugs?
User avatar #32 to #23 - twistedwoodthing (01/19/2014) [-]
If you're experiencing plugged jugs, you should probably contact your doctor.
#98 - zdawg (01/19/2014) [-]
Hakuna your tatas
#28 - thathorse (01/19/2014) [-]
or Tell that "bitch, be cool. Chill the **** out"
User avatar #2 - spanishiqiustion (01/18/2014) [-]
tell your melon to stop acting like a felon
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