Calm your tits. . staring : Alternative phrases to "calm your tits": I soothe your boobs n misstress your breasts n undo the calamity that is your I adjust your i dont like Big tits Prefer b cups or c a cups are ok
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Alternative phrases to "calm your
tits":
I soothe your boobs
n misstress your breasts
n undo the calamity that is your
I adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#72 - angrybarts [OP]
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(01/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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All these ******* tit puns. surely you guys can do brester.   
   
 ******** suck dick and puns    
   
 yes its the breast i could do
All these ******* tit puns. surely you guys can do brester.

******** suck dick and puns

yes its the breast i could do
#83 to #72 - looneyfortheluna
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(01/19/2014) [-]
you suck dick AND puns?
you suck dick AND puns?
#86 to #83 - angrybarts [OP]
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#74 to #72 - kokanum
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#4 - asgardianleo
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(01/18/2014) [-]
hakuna your tatas
#35 to #4 - deckbox
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User avatar #66 to #4 - toosexyforyou
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Oh man... what a wonderful phrase!
#105 to #66 - firesky
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(01/19/2014) [-]
The origin
#106 to #105 - asgardianleo
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I didn't know that existed actually. Last time I saw this tumblr post that was the last reply and I thought it odd not to see it there this time
User avatar #15 - buttkickerboy
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(01/19/2014) [-]
chill-pill your thrill-hills
#34 to #15 - anon id: 49f60a71
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Some of the other comments were pretty good but this one was the breast
User avatar #107 to #15 - buttkickerboy
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I honestly didnt think this comment was good enough.
#57 to #15 - icameisawilostit
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Teach me your ways.
#20 to #15 - ReignFox
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(01/19/2014) [-]
That was ******* clever
User avatar #7 - axtinguisher
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Make your tit calm down a bit.
I've been sitting here for +10 minutes trying to figure out a good breast-related pun and that was the best I could muster. I bring great shame upon motherland.
#14 to #7 - leobreacker
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I laughed likehell before I saw the spoiler.
User avatar #17 to #7 - xrainbowdashx
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(01/19/2014) [-]
so it was the breast you could do?
#29 to #17 - jonathankitty
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(01/19/2014) [-]
You have done well.
You have done well.
User avatar #1 - niketheassassin
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(01/18/2014) [-]
"adjust your bust before it combusts" ******* loled
#26 - npfortytwo
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Don't have a rack attack.
#33 to #26 - ianmcgunny
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 to #26 - schneidend
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(01/19/2014) [-]
This and 38 are tied for the best.
This and 38 are tied for the best.
#18 - bloodyspy
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Undo the calamity that is your mammaries.
Undo the calamity
User avatar #13 - fyaq
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Relax your rack
#38 - deckbox
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(01/19/2014) [-]
put your Boulders back in their over-the-shoulder holders
#61 to #38 - bluewafflekisser
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I'd rub my pole up her keister and make her yoodle
User avatar #65 to #38 - LordoftheBacon
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Well that was a nice suprise saw big boobs clicked the image and BOOM!!!!!!! picture centered to her tits and pic was 5X its size.
#55 to #38 - icameforthepron
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#43 to #38 - schneidend
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(01/19/2014) [-]
...Sauce?
...Sauce?
User avatar #58 to #43 - dudewitharake
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(01/19/2014) [-]
the lovely Tanya Anna Song
#97 to #43 - anon id: db9a772b
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(01/19/2014) [-]
sauce of gif? posting as anon because reasons
User avatar #73 to #43 - addia
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(01/19/2014) [-]
you might like this ;) imgur.com/a/GAfqn
#21 - infamoustrapper
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up, you stupid whore.   
I'm not very good at this
Shut the **** up, you stupid whore.
I'm not very good at this