Calm your tits. . staring : Alternative phrases to "calm your tits": I soothe your boobs n misstress your breasts n undo the calamity that is your I adjust your
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Calm your tits

staring :
Alternative phrases to "calm your
tits":
I soothe your boobs
n misstress your breasts
n undo the calamity that is your
I adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
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Submitted: 01/18/2014
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#72 - angrybarts ONLINE (01/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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All these fucking tit puns. surely you guys can do brester.   
   
 Ifucking suck dick and puns    
   
 yes its the breast i could do
All these fucking tit puns. surely you guys can do brester.

Ifucking suck dick and puns

yes its the breast i could do
#4 - asgardianleo (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
hakuna your tatas
User avatar #15 - buttkickerboy (01/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
chill-pill your thrill-hills
User avatar #7 - axtinguisher (01/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Make your tit calm down a bit.
I've been sitting here for +10 minutes trying to figure out a good breast-related pun and that was the best I could muster. I bring great shame upon motherland.
User avatar #1 - niketheassassin (01/18/2014) [-]
"adjust your bust before it combusts" fucking loled
#3 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
Stop going bonkers with your honkers
#26 - npfortytwo (01/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Don't have a rack attack.
#18 - bloodyspy (01/19/2014) [-]
Undo the calamity that is your mammaries.
Undo the calamity
User avatar #13 - fyaq (01/19/2014) [-]
Relax your rack
#38 - deckbox (01/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
put your Boulders back in their over-the-shoulder holders
#21 - infamoustrapper (01/19/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore.   
I'm not very good at this
Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore.
I'm not very good at this
#98 - zdawg (01/19/2014) [-]
Hakuna your tatas
User avatar #2 - spanishiqiustion (01/18/2014) [-]
tell your melon to stop acting like a felon
User avatar #12 - cainey (01/19/2014) [-]
Put the mockers on your knockers
#85 - AdamBaum (01/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The nipple is aggressive

User avatar #11 - Ruspanic (01/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
compose your chesticles
#78 - zendif (01/19/2014) [-]
Adjust your bust is what you must.
#31 - commentorman (01/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I work with an older lady, who told me "sometimes, my daughter says 'calm your tits', and I hate that. So when she says that to me, I tell her that I'm going slap your nipples off." Everytime she tells me that, I can't help but laugh.
User avatar #23 - lazycloud (01/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Unplug your jugs?
#28 - thathorse ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
or Tell that "bitch, be cool. Chill the fuck out"
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