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CNN Reporting

CNN Reporting. Based on true events.. Were reporting that ' s looting, rapings rid yes. even cannibalism My God, train? -2. you' actually than we No, Pt, we hal

Based on true events.

Were reporting that ' s looting,
rapings rid yes. even cannibalism
My God, train? -2. you' actually than we No, Pt, we halfwit actually EDEN it,
Worsting, raping and eating reach otheer? litte' requst reporting it,
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#8 - Cyraxx (11/11/2013) [-]
"We do not have a report on any fatalities yet but we belive that the death toll could be in the hundreds of millions. Beaverton has a population of 8000 so this would be quite devastating."
#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - topoftherock (11/11/2013) [-]
I remember watching CNN with my dad during the search for the Boston Marathon bomber and one reporter was outside while the city was on lock down and the streets were completely empty. she said "the streets are quiet, it's almost as if a bomb went off or something."
#10 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Breaking News: Did Moot and Admin make a sex tape? We have no idea, but now you can't stop thinking about it.
#12 to #10 - lebarricuda (11/11/2013) [-]
oh... my.... god....
User avatar #31 to #18 - revengeforfreeze (11/11/2013) [-]
I just think of Capone-N-Norega whenever I see CNN :|
#36 to #31 - nimithecat (11/11/2013) [-]
Creepy Crawlin' ******* (CNN)

not racist, just thought it sounded funny
User avatar #37 to #36 - revengeforfreeze (11/11/2013) [-]
lol, don't worry about sounding racist I have a very controversial opinion regarding the gassing of gypsies
#13 - budva (11/11/2013) [-]
which episode is this?
User avatar #33 to #13 - darkangeloffire (11/11/2013) [-]
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow.
User avatar #14 to #13 - leonhardt (11/11/2013) [-]
I think it's the one where they break the dam and blame global warming.
#15 to #14 - budva (11/11/2013) [-]
ah the one with kyle's jew gold?
User avatar #16 to #15 - leonhardt (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
#22 - playerdous (11/11/2013) [-]
If it's not the Daily Show or Colbert Report I can't stomach national news networks. I get their not really news but they do cover the important topics and their bias is laughter.
#40 to #22 - stevencolbert (11/11/2013) [-]
You called?
You called?
User avatar #5 - latinotornado (11/11/2013) [-]
inb4 everyone says that should be fox news instead of CNN
User avatar #9 - giveupnow (11/11/2013) [-]
"And yet another school shooting by a child caused from playing games that are for mature players only." -Fox News
User avatar #3 - pioneermhm (11/11/2013) [-]
Fox in a nutshell
#34 to #3 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
Just because its a conservatively biased network, doesnt make it ********
User avatar #19 to #3 - liquidz (11/11/2013) [-]
You have clearly never seen CNN at work, the strong bias they have, and absolute piss poor effort to get facts is beyond pathetic.

They faked reporting on site for the iraq war years ago, and tried to pass it as legit.
Here's some proof:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRwb_XHnQg
User avatar #6 to #3 - Ruspanic (11/11/2013) [-]
Nah, the CNN logo is pretty dead-on here. They're infamous for their sensationalism and for trying way too hard to be the first to report on everything, even if there isn't reliable information out yet.

Like that time when the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare came out and the CNN reporter at the scene read the first line and proclaimed that the Individual Mandate had been struck down. Or all those times when they hype up stories way too much and spend the allocated airtime just speculating on what could be going on.
User avatar #17 to #6 - akkere (11/11/2013) [-]
I remember when the Navy Yard Shooting happened and their reporters were literally just floating around the camera going "UHH, THIS IS HAPPENING, AND UHHHH, WE'LL REPORT THE SCENE AS IT GOES ON ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND - " cut to commercial.
I think Fox and MSNBC did something similar as well at the time, but goddamn if CNN doesn't do it pretty often.
User avatar #4 to #3 - malhaloc (11/11/2013) [-]
News networks in a nutshell
#42 to #4 - EKcEntRIC (11/11/2013) [-]
I beg to differ
User avatar #44 to #42 - akkere (11/11/2013) [-]
Technically, Jon Stewart isn't a News Network so the statement still applies.
User avatar #43 to #42 - malhaloc (11/11/2013) [-]
i stand corrected
User avatar #41 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
**** show
#39 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
I may have made a terrible mistake commenting this.
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#21 - minekiller (11/11/2013) [-]
Jobs. You got to do it.
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