CAKE. Came from here; cheezburger.com/6280085504 I know it have been uploaded here before by someone else, but it needs more atention.. Natten mam. Staff forgot Cake Sweden
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CAKE

CAKE. Came from here; cheezburger.com/6280085504 I know it have been uploaded here before by someone else, but it needs more atention.. Natten mam. Staff forgot

Came from here; cheezburger.com/6280085504
I know it have been uploaded here before by someone else, but it needs more atention.

Natten mam.
Staff forgot to lock up inmates
On Friday night, staff at prison forgot to
lock up six inmates in their cells, three ofthem are
convicted murderers.
The inmates took their chance by baking chocolate
cake and watching TV.
lit was one of the most enjoyable evenings we'
had in a long time," said one of the inmates.
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User avatar #16 - kieranbaker (10/24/2013) [-]
This is what happens when a jail actually acts like a rehabilitation center instead of just putting people in time out.
#56 to #16 - drdisrespect (10/24/2013) [-]
no it isn't
#62 to #56 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
What would happen in the US then?
User avatar #123 to #62 - stipulateprism (10/24/2013) [-]
Rapid anal fisting, most likely.
#97 to #62 - learned (10/24/2013) [-]
In the US, most prisons aren't government owned, so therefore they realy don't care much to make the prisoners better persons.
Norway on the other hand has one of the highest qualities of life and safety index, also the local prisons are rather cosy, very humane and have many activities.
#10 - jakatackka (10/23/2013) [-]
Despite some of their flaws, I've always admired the prison system in Scandinavia, mostly because they seek to rehabilitate, not punish. Unfortunately, that'd be a logistical nightmare here in the States, simply because of our prison overpopulation caused by deep underlying societal issues.

Oh well. At least I know if I ever want to become a carjacker, I should do it in Scandinavia.
#20 to #10 - kuci (10/24/2013) [-]
you probably won't go to jail on a stolen car charge.

Btw, do privately owned prisons exist in the US?
User avatar #22 to #20 - greyshirt (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, they do.
User avatar #41 to #10 - hudis (10/24/2013) [-]
Stephen Fry on American Prisons Facts Some quite interesting information, this.
#89 to #10 - tehnatural (10/24/2013) [-]
*cough* mandatory sentencing *cough*
User avatar #32 to #10 - simmen (10/24/2013) [-]
Well, I really think it would help in the long run. Less people would get back into jail, which in time will reduce the prison population (at least in theory). Reincarceration rates in america are like 2-3 times higher than in for example Norway.
User avatar #12 to #10 - theimmortalbeaver (10/24/2013) [-]
Couldn't one argue that some of our deep societal issues come from a horrible prison system? Since criminals are never rehabilitated, they'll probably just go out, commit crimes, and get re-incarcerated. Even if they don't get re-incarcerated, they'll start adding to societal problems with twisted morals and, very possibly, more crime (whether they are caught or not).
#13 to #12 - jakatackka (10/24/2013) [-]
It's a vicious cycle, that's for sure. However, a lot of separate societal problems, such as poverty and the whole ghetto mentality, are the main contributors to this cycle.
#23 to #13 - kuci (10/24/2013) [-]
the way I see it, is that if someone can run a prison privately, then that person would most likely want to make money out of running the prison, leading to a system where more prisoners is beneficial for certain people, which could lead to overpopulated prisons, "corrupt" judges/jurys (might not be so many of those tho).
#59 - doktorpaj (10/24/2013) [-]
Jag förstår dem, kladdkaka är fan gott.
Jag förstår dem, kladdkaka är fan gott.
#82 to #59 - mrdarthy (10/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #77 - captnnorway (10/24/2013) [-]
I would never give any credz to svenskejævlene, no matter cool it is.
User avatar #162 to #95 - garaichu (10/24/2013) [-]
Come on, fellow nordmann, be a bro. Scandinavia is Scandinavia after all.
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#91 - Wallaq (10/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 - ruebezahl (10/24/2013) [-]
I found out recently that at least in Germany, trying to escape from a prison is not actually illegal, i.e. you will not get additional prison time for it.

The reason why most escapees do get additional prison time after trying to escape is actually that you can't really escape without breaking some laws, e.g. you'd end up damaging something, threatening people with weapons, etc. But the actual act of escaping does not get you into trouble.
User avatar #70 to #50 - TheHutchie (10/24/2013) [-]
So if you could escape without breaking any other laws, you'd basically be home free? Or would they come looking for you anyway?
User avatar #73 to #70 - mitchr (10/24/2013) [-]
No, they'd still try and capture you again, but you wouldn't gain any extra jail time.
At least that's what it seems like. I'm not German.
User avatar #86 to #73 - ruebezahl (10/24/2013) [-]
Exactly. So if someone forgets to lock the prison doors, then it's completely fine for you to just take an extended walk or a week-long "vacation".

Though knowing German bureaucracy, they would probably charge you for the food they made for you that remained uneaten or something like that.
User avatar #87 to #86 - mitchr (10/24/2013) [-]
Hah.
So I was right, then? That's always nice.
#42 - mankey (10/24/2013) [-]
Was it a Ferrari cake?
#43 to #42 - xgreenmaidenx (10/24/2013) [-]
No, it was a kladdkaka!
Looks like this.
#45 to #42 - xgreenmaidenx (10/24/2013) [-]
Kladdkaka....love them.
User avatar #19 - Daeiros (10/24/2013) [-]
Was anyone else disappointed by the translation after seeing "sex interner" in the original?
#46 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
Well, it does speak well about the rehabilitation system. When violent criminals see a chance to escape their cell and use this oppertunity to bake a cake and watch TV.
#108 - jabadagriffins (10/24/2013) [-]
Well lets be honest, since when has locking people up rehabilitated them?    
   
Their punishment is to be locked away from society not to be treated like scum.   
Treating them like scum turns a bad person into a monster.    
   
Less solitary confinement and things of those sorts, more treating prisoners like 			*******		 people.
Well lets be honest, since when has locking people up rehabilitated them?

Their punishment is to be locked away from society not to be treated like scum.
Treating them like scum turns a bad person into a monster.

Less solitary confinement and things of those sorts, more treating prisoners like ******* people.
User avatar #149 to #108 - octaviano (10/24/2013) [-]
Exactly.
Basicly, get locked into a 'social community', I guess. As long as you behave and as long you're nice, you get threated nicely. Put up a realistic and confortable surrounding.
Not "You murdered that guy, get stuck into a stinky cell with 5 other guys like you that are aggressive."
Rather "You murdered that guy, we'll get you in here, and after you're done here, you'll be a better person, have buddies in here that you might keep outside, and have a good start into the new world out here."
Don't punish them directly, but rather make them a better person.
User avatar #153 to #108 - ningyoaijin (10/24/2013) [-]
That concept kinda breaks down when like 5% of your population at any given time is in jail.
User avatar #125 to #108 - karson (10/24/2013) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and a part of me agrees. but another part of me says that once you murder someone (not referring to accidents or manslaughter), you automatically forfeit your life and any choices you have in it. It's not like the murderer was considerate of the victim, so why should we be considerate of the murderer?
User avatar #130 to #125 - jabadagriffins (10/24/2013) [-]
If someone is given a sentence that says they will be out before they die then that person needs rehabilitation.
The choice is pretty simple...
Do the job right and have someone come out of prison a productive member of society,
Or
Do the job like it is currently being done and have people come out of prison angry, scorned and seeking revenge and on a loop back towards prison.

The only reason prison in say America operates like it does is because prison is an industry in that country and people leaving prison and never coming back is bad business.
In other words they want murderer's to kill again.
User avatar #136 to #130 - karson (10/24/2013) [-]
Ah, I agree with you on that. if someone is coming out, they should be rehabilitated. I was mainly referring to murderers, and I'm not sure why I didn't discuss the options for less violent offenders.

The prison system in America only make bad people worse. I've seen it firsthand. My older stepbrother went in for minor drug charges, came out acting like he was the most badass ************ to walk the earth.

on a slightly unrelated note, about a week after my stepbrother got out, he tried to fight me. I kicked the **** out of him. (but then again, I'm bigger than he is.) so I guess it doesn't make people tougher, it makes them try to seem tougher? or maybe my stepbrother just became someones bitch and wanted to put up a front when he got out. I don't know.
#129 to #125 - canadianbetamale (10/24/2013) [-]
Well, I understand your frame of thinking, but that is for murderers (and rapists) alone. What about those who committed robberies, or assault? They may have had motives, and do not deserve the same treatment as murderers. I suppose that's why there are different sentences for different crimes, but even still.
User avatar #132 to #129 - karson (10/24/2013) [-]
yes, I agree, with that. I was mainly referring to murderers( and yes, I should have thrown rapists in there). lesser offenses I can understand being very considerate of people with lesser offenses, especially non-violent offenses.
User avatar #133 to #132 - canadianbetamale (10/24/2013) [-]
Mmhmm..... I enjoy this little chat we had, despite it being very short. Now, the laws of the Internet dictate that due to the fact we debated, I have to call you a "faggot", sorry faggot.
User avatar #137 to #133 - karson (10/24/2013) [-]
apology accepted, faggot. enjoyed the chat.
#112 - ottofan (10/24/2013) [-]
pride
pride
#93 - jemmydubloon ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
heh... heh...heh... the news article says sex interner.
User avatar #104 to #93 - moltenmuffin (10/24/2013) [-]
Sex (6) means six in Swedish.
#105 to #104 - jemmydubloon ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Hey I just call it like I see It Jack.
#94 to #93 - smashingprodigy (10/24/2013) [-]
Now tell us why you are applying for this internship position.   
   
<- Answer
Now tell us why you are applying for this internship position.

<- Answer
#131 - achphoenix (10/24/2013) [-]
inmates are people too
User avatar #115 - blacktitan ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Fan va NAJS
#152 - thefifthgiraki (10/24/2013) [-]
Så mycket välfärd.
#160 to #152 - gilfhunter (10/24/2013) [-]
And I have my new desktop wallpaper
User avatar #85 - krizz (10/24/2013) [-]
wow sweden must be the only country were they dont write "TV"
they went retard and made it to "teve" which doesn't mean anything (its not short for television)
and the point of saying TV disappears
User avatar #106 to #85 - suppeh (10/24/2013) [-]
This is an old story, just so you know. Most newspapers does not write "Teve", just TV.
And we pronounce TV as "Teve" and not "Tivi" (Well, thats how i pronounce it). So I bet thats why they wrote teve.

But IDD, it looks kinda retarded.
User avatar #116 to #85 - blacktitan ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Now times most of the people actually write TV:e
User avatar #99 to #85 - vexaton ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
It's pronounced "TV" in swedish, so it is actually an abbrieviation, just made into a word. It's like if you were to write teevee instead.
User avatar #165 to #99 - krizz (10/24/2013) [-]
nobody writes teevee
or tivi

dumbie
User avatar #169 to #165 - teevee ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
why doesn't anyone write me?
User avatar #170 to #169 - krizz (10/25/2013) [-]
cus u suk
User avatar #167 to #165 - vexaton ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I know nobody writes it, but if you did, it wouldn't be that weird if that's what you would be used
User avatar #168 to #167 - krizz (10/25/2013) [-]
meh
#54 - koolmoedee (10/24/2013) [-]
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