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CAKE. Came from here; cheezburger.com/6280085504 I know it have been uploaded here before by someone else, but it needs more atention.. Natten mam. Staff forgot

Came from here; cheezburger.com/6280085504
I know it have been uploaded here before by someone else, but it needs more atention.

Natten mam.
Staff forgot to lock up inmates
On Friday night, staff at prison forgot to
lock up six inmates in their cells, three ofthem are
convicted murderers.
The inmates took their chance by baking chocolate
cake and watching TV.
lit was one of the most enjoyable evenings we'
had in a long time," said one of the inmates.
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#1 - lawzy
Reply -6
(10/23/2013) [-]
awww sooo loveable, you know if you ignore the fact a few are murderers
#47 to #1 - inuyuru ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Hey, when you're in jail, you do anything to try to distract yourself from the fact that you're in jail.
#27 to #1 - xdeathspawnx
Reply +3
(10/24/2013) [-]
As far as criminals go, murderers are usually very trustworthy and tame. Murder is often a crime of passion, and in the heat of the moment. The crime usually isn't planned, as opposed to bank robbers, who have to plan out their crimes in detail. A murderer is unlikely to murder again, while a robber will usually take the first available chance to steal or screw over other people. Obviously this doesn't apply to people like serial kilers or hit-men.
#4 to #1 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +174
(10/23/2013) [-]
murderers are people too
#28 to #4 - watchme
Reply +13
(10/24/2013) [-]
Not if they're tigers
#127 to #4 - blackrunner
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
FJ actually filters the word "murder" for anons.. What has this world come .
#117 to #4 - highfocus
Reply -1
(10/24/2013) [-]
and people are muderers
#5 to #4 - lawzy
Reply -41
(10/23/2013) [-]
murderers are murderers and people are people don't ever tell me otherwise
#6 to #5 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +19
(10/23/2013) [-]
people are murderers and murderers are people. Bitch i will tell you what i want to tell you, i'm a goddamn rebel.
people are murderers and murderers are people. Bitch i will tell you what i want to tell you, i'm a goddamn rebel.
#7 to #6 - lawzy
Reply -30
(10/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOO! people are people and MURDERERS ARE MURDERERS, there is no if, buts or backflips about it.
#8 to #7 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +23
(10/23/2013) [-]
what if people are just murderers who haven't killed anyone yet.
what if people are just murderers who haven't killed anyone yet.
#9 to #8 - lawzy
Reply -28
(10/23/2013) [-]
NOPE!
#128 to #9 - puremadmentalged
Reply -1
(10/24/2013) [-]
dude stop
#145 to #128 - lawzy
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
for the love of christ. this whole convo is suppost to be in jest as in for a bit of fun not to make you butthurt which you guys are clearly getting

sorry you guys didnt get the joke but please for the love of god stop ******* replying.
#146 to #145 - puremadmentalged
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
no
#126 to #7 - jeezloxxy
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
God you're so gullible. Murderers are normal people as well and, as much as you don't want to be put in the same batch as them, that's the ugly truth. You cannot take away someone's status of a human being just because you don't like him/her. Nothing is ever just black and white and anyone who claims the opposite is just childish.

That, or you were only joking and I fell for it.
#147 to #126 - lawzy
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
yes im only** joking** but the butt hurt brigade sure have done a number on me.
#150 to #147 - jeezloxxy
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
I don't really think the people are as butthurt as you'd like to think. You were not only wrong, but absolutely aggressive towards the people who had an opinion different from yours. That's not how you get a respectful dispute between people.
#151 to #150 - lawzy
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
sigh*... i have lost interest as of an hour ago, please just forget it. im just gunna go out to an Indian eat a **** ton of curry and have the ***** tomorrow. i dont care what the funnyjunk community thinks about murderers that bake cakes instead of escaping or blah ****** blah. no to agro to you i just lack giving a ****
#154 to #151 - jeezloxxy
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
I get it mate, have a good ********.
#53 to #7 - inuyuru ONLINE
Reply -1
(10/24/2013) [-]
Maybe you should stop.
#55 to #53 - lawzy
Reply -12
(10/24/2013) [-]
stop what? pretending i dont see murderers as human being just because they killed somebody.
#37 to #7 - lawzy
Reply -12
(10/24/2013) [-]
i don't think people are getting the implied joke here...
#38 to #37 - lawzy
Reply -11
(10/24/2013) [-]
but it is amusing how people are condoning murder as if they've done nothing wrong.
#61 to #38 - vigilum ONLINE
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
No one is condoning murder.
They're already being punished by law and are not be punished further by society.
#17 to #5 - nuful
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
reasons to be a murderer and not be a douche
>self defense with a bad lawyer
>passion crimes
>that one time you were drunk
>it was an accident
>you killed someone who said murderers are not people
#35 to #17 - lawzy
Reply -6
(10/24/2013) [-]
i lol'd at he last one
#36 to #35 - lawzy
Reply -7
(10/24/2013) [-]
the*
#16 - kieranbaker
Reply +146
(10/24/2013) [-]
This is what happens when a jail actually acts like a rehabilitation center instead of just putting people in time out.
#56 to #16 - drdisrespect
Reply -12
(10/24/2013) [-]
no it isn't
#62 to #56 - anon
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
What would happen in the US then?
#123 to #62 - stipulateprism
Reply +4
(10/24/2013) [-]
Rapid anal fisting, most likely.
#97 to #62 - learned
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
In the US, most prisons aren't government owned, so therefore they realy don't care much to make the prisoners better persons.
Norway on the other hand has one of the highest qualities of life and safety index, also the local prisons are rather cosy, very humane and have many activities.
#26 - cloudshadowevil
Reply -66
(10/24/2013) [-]
icelendic people.
#31 to #26 - lordlolland ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Seriously?
#60 to #26 - doktorpaj
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
#103 to #26 - vegardwd
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
that's swedish you uncultured ****
#111 to #103 - cloudshadowevil
Reply -6
(10/24/2013) [-]
wow u iclendic people are really rude
#39 to #26 - gabemczombie
Reply +3
(10/24/2013) [-]
THOSE LANGUAGES AREN'T EVEN SIMILAR
THOSE LANGUAGES AREN'T EVEN SIMILAR
#51 to #26 - gux
Reply +4
(10/24/2013) [-]
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#52 to #51 - gux
Reply +5
(10/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#30 to #26 - gustaviaable
Reply +5
(10/24/2013) [-]
*Swedes
#48 to #26 - blubblub
Reply +8
(10/24/2013) [-]
men förfan klas
#134 to #48 - pernis ONLINE
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
#171 to #134 - cloudshadowevil
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
i just saw this ****, icelendic swedish what ever, we all are the same race anyways aint it be so mon?
#172 to #171 - pernis ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/28/2014) [-]
#34 to #26 - gustaviaable
Reply +89
(10/24/2013) [-]
#113 to #34 - Keril
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
#155 to #34 - imnotkickthecat
Reply -1
(10/24/2013) [-]
Translation for this communist language please?
#157 to #155 - gustaviaable
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
The guy in the picture is Jimmie Åkesson
He's the leader of the Sweden Democrats party
#156 to #155 - gustaviaable
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
This rustled my jimmies
#14 - ratherfestivepie
Reply +43
(10/24/2013) [-]
#25 to #14 - kosicandavid
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
#10 - jakatackka
Reply +30
(10/23/2013) [-]
Despite some of their flaws, I've always admired the prison system in Scandinavia, mostly because they seek to rehabilitate, not punish. Unfortunately, that'd be a logistical nightmare here in the States, simply because of our prison overpopulation caused by deep underlying societal issues.

Oh well. At least I know if I ever want to become a carjacker, I should do it in Scandinavia.
#20 to #10 - kuci
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
you probably won't go to jail on a stolen car charge.

Btw, do privately owned prisons exist in the US?
#22 to #20 - greyshirt ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, they do.
#41 to #10 - hudis ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Stephen Fry on American Prisons Facts Some quite interesting information, this.
#89 to #10 - tehnatural
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
*cough* mandatory sentencing *cough*
#32 to #10 - simmen
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
Well, I really think it would help in the long run. Less people would get back into jail, which in time will reduce the prison population (at least in theory). Reincarceration rates in america are like 2-3 times higher than in for example Norway.
#12 to #10 - theimmortalbeaver
Reply +4
(10/24/2013) [-]
Couldn't one argue that some of our deep societal issues come from a horrible prison system? Since criminals are never rehabilitated, they'll probably just go out, commit crimes, and get re-incarcerated. Even if they don't get re-incarcerated, they'll start adding to societal problems with twisted morals and, very possibly, more crime (whether they are caught or not).
#13 to #12 - jakatackka
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
It's a vicious cycle, that's for sure. However, a lot of separate societal problems, such as poverty and the whole ghetto mentality, are the main contributors to this cycle.
#23 to #13 - kuci
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
the way I see it, is that if someone can run a prison privately, then that person would most likely want to make money out of running the prison, leading to a system where more prisoners is beneficial for certain people, which could lead to overpopulated prisons, "corrupt" judges/jurys (might not be so many of those tho).
#77 - insanepyromania
Reply +14
(10/24/2013) [-]
#95 to #77 - captnnorway
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
I would never give any credz to svenskejævlene, no matter cool it is.
#162 to #95 - garaichu
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
Come on, fellow nordmann, be a bro. Scandinavia is Scandinavia after all.
#107 to #95 - filipskit
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#112 - ottofan
Reply +13
(10/24/2013) [-]
pride
pride
#91 - Wallaq
Reply +13
(10/24/2013) [-]
#108 - jabadagriffins
Reply +10
(10/24/2013) [-]
Well lets be honest, since when has locking people up rehabilitated them?    
   
Their punishment is to be locked away from society not to be treated like scum.   
Treating them like scum turns a bad person into a monster.    
   
Less solitary confinement and things of those sorts, more treating prisoners like ******* people.
Well lets be honest, since when has locking people up rehabilitated them?

Their punishment is to be locked away from society not to be treated like scum.
Treating them like scum turns a bad person into a monster.

Less solitary confinement and things of those sorts, more treating prisoners like ******* people.
#149 to #108 - octaviano
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Exactly.
Basicly, get locked into a 'social community', I guess. As long as you behave and as long you're nice, you get threated nicely. Put up a realistic and confortable surrounding.
Not "You murdered that guy, get stuck into a stinky cell with 5 other guys like you that are aggressive."
Rather "You murdered that guy, we'll get you in here, and after you're done here, you'll be a better person, have buddies in here that you might keep outside, and have a good start into the new world out here."
Don't punish them directly, but rather make them a better person.
#153 to #108 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
That concept kinda breaks down when like 5% of your population at any given time is in jail.
#125 to #108 - karson
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and a part of me agrees. but another part of me says that once you murder someone (not referring to accidents or manslaughter), you automatically forfeit your life and any choices you have in it. It's not like the murderer was considerate of the victim, so why should we be considerate of the murderer?
#130 to #125 - jabadagriffins
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
If someone is given a sentence that says they will be out before they die then that person needs rehabilitation.
The choice is pretty simple...
Do the job right and have someone come out of prison a productive member of society,
Or
Do the job like it is currently being done and have people come out of prison angry, scorned and seeking revenge and on a loop back towards prison.

The only reason prison in say America operates like it does is because prison is an industry in that country and people leaving prison and never coming back is bad business.
In other words they want murderer's to kill again.
#136 to #130 - karson
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Ah, I agree with you on that. if someone is coming out, they should be rehabilitated. I was mainly referring to murderers, and I'm not sure why I didn't discuss the options for less violent offenders.

The prison system in America only make bad people worse. I've seen it firsthand. My older stepbrother went in for minor drug charges, came out acting like he was the most badass ************ to walk the earth.

on a slightly unrelated note, about a week after my stepbrother got out, he tried to fight me. I kicked the **** out of him. (but then again, I'm bigger than he is.) so I guess it doesn't make people tougher, it makes them try to seem tougher? or maybe my stepbrother just became someones bitch and wanted to put up a front when he got out. I don't know.
#129 to #125 - canadianbetamale
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Well, I understand your frame of thinking, but that is for murderers (and rapists) alone. What about those who committed robberies, or assault? They may have had motives, and do not deserve the same treatment as murderers. I suppose that's why there are different sentences for different crimes, but even still.
#132 to #129 - karson
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
yes, I agree, with that. I was mainly referring to murderers( and yes, I should have thrown rapists in there). lesser offenses I can understand being very considerate of people with lesser offenses, especially non-violent offenses.
#133 to #132 - canadianbetamale
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Mmhmm..... I enjoy this little chat we had, despite it being very short. Now, the laws of the Internet dictate that due to the fact we debated, I have to call you a "faggot", sorry faggot.
#137 to #133 - karson
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
apology accepted, faggot. enjoyed the chat.
#11 - whynotzoidberglol
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Honestly, murderers are just people who have gone to the edge and have just been pushed non stop, and they break. These guys just had a moment and, when realizing what they did, they knew they needed punishment. Each and every one of us could be a murderer, if pushed towards it, It matters if you're a good person enough to face your punishment.
#88 to #11 - tehnatural
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
and the people that do it for enjoyment? there is too broad a spectrum for motivation to kill osmeone
#161 to #88 - gilfhunter
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
For the most part I agree with the original post, but there are people who do need to be thrown into a dark hole and forgotten about
#15 to #11 - abotu
Reply +9
(10/24/2013) [-]
that's a huge assumption