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Burned So Hard, Satan Can't Touch You!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he Kieth with a woman, both of
them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be pitto
death; their blood shall be upon them."
20: 13
The Scripture is clear. How can any good Christian support gay
marriage?
If the who is not a , she shall he executed.
MI -1 marriage shall be considered yaw only if the wife is a
Deuteronomy 22: }
If my mm of high aim is correct, you might want to reconsider
your position on the of the Bible to our man' aage laws.
you make me sick. For}: you.
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User avatar #59 - theblacksheep (01/18/2014) [-]
Y'all ************ need Talos.
#78 to #59 - thanesyrdahl (01/18/2014) [-]
Ya'll mother 			******		 need Odin.
Ya'll mother ****** need Odin.
User avatar #2 - burdensomebucket (01/18/2014) [-]
So using her own evidence to criticize her argument makes her sick?
She'd make a **** lawyer
User avatar #82 to #2 - propanex (01/18/2014) [-]
She wouldn't make a good lawyer period, not because of her post... bitch dumb as hell.
User avatar #32 to #2 - ragingdouchbag (01/18/2014) [-]
or a very sickly one
#8 - realitycheck (01/18/2014) [-]
well let's consider. man goes to marry a bride, makes a LIFE OATH to her. Engagement lasts up to a year before the marriage is consummated. She goes out and betrays him in that time. The law demands she die-- just as it demands HE die for cheating on HER. As opposed to: she marries him, makes all sorts of promises at the altar, screws the poolboy stupid six months later, applies for divorce because she "can't find herself", she takes everything from him in court including his kids and half his money from then on for "alimony" (which she spends on the poolboy) and he dies alone in a trailer. Yeah, we're MUCH more morally superior.
User avatar #16 to #8 - avengerofthenight (01/18/2014) [-]
Somebody had some bad luck with women. You wanna talk about it?
User avatar #18 to #8 - yarr (01/18/2014) [-]
Isn't it just to make both parts sign a paper to avoid the whole alimony thing? But I guess if you're stupid enough to not do that you deserve it.
User avatar #28 to #8 - willisteal (01/18/2014) [-]
Which is why we still need reforms in this area of law, but it in no way means the bible's idiotic version of Justice is better. It is still by far, a worse way of dealing with things. The death penalty is wrong, and cheating on people should not be illegal, even if it has bad consequences, it is a part of someone's personal life, not a public matter.
#21 to #8 - radtroll (01/18/2014) [-]
as extreme as it may appear to some people, the Islamic law solved these problems perfectly so nobody get screwed.

To get married, a man must pay a woman a certain amount of (Money, land, property, jewelry ...etc) that is agreed upon by the woman, (even if they love each other before or she doesn't want the money, there have to be some sort of a gift - This gift is non refundable unless they break up before marriage)

after they get married, HE MUST provide for her 100% no questions asked, Even if she made more money than him. if the man asked for divorce, he must pay Another amount money that the woman agreed upon before they got married just in case they got divorced, so even if she was completely dependent on him, she won't be screwed and broke with no money.

If the woman asked for divorce , she forfeits her right to that money, since the husband spent his money on her before and now she is leaving him.

and ALL properties and assets stay owned by their legal owner before marriage, a Husband an Wife DO NOT share ownership of anything unless they both paid/agreed to it.

**** me if that wouldn't fix 99% of marriages in the USA
User avatar #52 to #21 - jubbehhh (01/18/2014) [-]
Or alternatively, women give gifts to men when they get married, and have to give another if they try to divorce them.
User avatar #101 to #52 - radtroll (01/20/2014) [-]
you can clearly see it's not that simple, it's more of a logarithm.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jubbehhh (01/20/2014) [-]
How the crap does a logarithm come in to context here?
User avatar #103 to #102 - radtroll (01/25/2014) [-]
my bad hommie, I meant to say Algorithm
#11 to #8 - omninickk (01/18/2014) [-]
**** ... That really hit home. Your username is so ******* right, man.
#20 - herbolifee (01/18/2014) [-]
You censored " **** ". really.
User avatar #47 to #20 - fuckthepopo (01/18/2014) [-]
On FunnyJunk, you can never be too careful
User avatar #68 to #20 - hates (01/18/2014) [-]
Hey, watch your gosh darn language
#56 to #20 - ruckallthefules (01/18/2014) [-]
Of course he didn't do it. This picture wandered around the internet for so long, the real OP might already be dead for all we know.
User avatar #31 to #20 - explore (01/18/2014) [-]
You really think he made this post?
#12 - captainhobnob (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
Ok, it's simple. Don't **** a dude in the vagina and you're ok!
User avatar #50 to #17 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
******* exactly.
#42 - skullball ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #80 - slapchoppin (01/18/2014) [-]
a good Christian would support it because Jesus loved everyone equally

also Leviticus is old testament which is more Jewish than it is Christian
User avatar #97 to #80 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
And my dad's Jewish. He has zero problems with homosexuals. Hell, he even thinks somebody who thinks they are completely straight and would never have sex with someone of the same gender is lying to themselves.
#73 - qballextraction (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #19 - nyuORlucy (01/18/2014) [-]
theres also the one that says woman can not preach religeon or to a man or something like that
User avatar #22 to #19 - mattdoggy (01/18/2014) [-]
misconception
It says a woman should be in silence in the church and in a separate part it says she shouldn't teach dominance over a man
It meant that women should be able to worship and study at the church in peace without the men in the church praying angrily like "God please murder this jerk because he is retarded and bangs goats"
Some of the women were also preaching that "if you want to get closer to God you got to buy me food and bang me" instead of what the bible actually taught.
It was mistranslated in a very early translation and taken out of context without the letter he was replying to.
User avatar #43 to #19 - ichbinzweijahrealt (01/18/2014) [-]
A woman must quietly receive instruction with entire submissiveness. But I do not allow a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man, but to remain quiet

1 Timothy 2:11-12.
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User avatar #49 to #1 - betars (01/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because you think OP is decent enough to post any OC at all.


Look at the jpeg quality, it's **** because it's been reposted too many times.
#40 - vladstronsy (01/18/2014) [-]
Let the Religious Bitchfest begin. I'm out FJ, your holy books all suck.   
#Praisetheallfather #Suckmywodin
Let the Religious Bitchfest begin. I'm out FJ, your holy books all suck.
#Praisetheallfather #Suckmywodin
#62 - wisdomtooth ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
#48 - sirbutterballs (01/18/2014) [-]
You ******* might want to consider this,
These people are just ******* assholes who are basically bigots for little reason and use religion as a self justification for being dicks. Don't blame the majority for the stupidity of the minority.

Butterballin' out.
#87 to #48 - deckbox (01/18/2014) [-]
my ex gf  was literally the fattest bigot i knew, she condemned my gay friend and tipped a disabed guy out of a wheelchair because he was 'in her way', i would not piss on this person if she was on fire, honestly any sort of condemnation for others for lifestyle sexual choices or the fact they are handicapped is just abhorrent.    
   
what really rustled my jimmies, was the fact she was on a radio show discussing Discrimination of subcultures when she was the epitome of discrimination.   
   
I'm sorry but i am not going to adhear to any claim of superiority of intelligence or stature when you live in a council house with your obese alcoholic parents and believe that wrestling storylines are real life despite being a media student.   
   
its not hurrr you dumped some fathead or butthurt about an ex and want to talk smack about her, she was just a deeply unpleasant person and i found out quite late into relationship.   
   
and she claimed to bot be religious or any of that either, yea i don't believe in god coz i study chemistry n 			****		 and see people more as constructs of elements etc than divine beings etc. but am not all swagmcyolo fedora about it.
my ex gf was literally the fattest bigot i knew, she condemned my gay friend and tipped a disabed guy out of a wheelchair because he was 'in her way', i would not piss on this person if she was on fire, honestly any sort of condemnation for others for lifestyle sexual choices or the fact they are handicapped is just abhorrent.

what really rustled my jimmies, was the fact she was on a radio show discussing Discrimination of subcultures when she was the epitome of discrimination.

I'm sorry but i am not going to adhear to any claim of superiority of intelligence or stature when you live in a council house with your obese alcoholic parents and believe that wrestling storylines are real life despite being a media student.

its not hurrr you dumped some fathead or butthurt about an ex and want to talk smack about her, she was just a deeply unpleasant person and i found out quite late into relationship.

and she claimed to bot be religious or any of that either, yea i don't believe in god coz i study chemistry n **** and see people more as constructs of elements etc than divine beings etc. but am not all swagmcyolo fedora about it.
#57 - gotthewhiteboismad (01/18/2014) [-]
Simply ebin.
#72 - kez (01/18/2014) [-]
Guys, its the bible.

You only pick and choose what you already believe from it and ignore the rest.

Also called doing what you want but you go to heaven for some reason.
#70 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
From which anime is this scene from?
#77 to #70 - unoriginalposter (01/18/2014) [-]
Boku no pico.
#61 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, I love these.
Hell yeah, I love these.
User avatar #81 - dujuhuh (01/18/2014) [-]
Pink name is right. The rule of homosexuality has more importance over many other rules in the bible. You guys like to think that it doesn't matter, when it does.
While he/she should not have responded so harshly, he/she is correct in this situation, regardless if you think otherwise.
User avatar #83 to #81 - galkawhm (01/18/2014) [-]
What harm is there in homosexuality? That means more women for you guys.
User avatar #86 to #83 - dujuhuh (01/18/2014) [-]
It is a sin, those who commit homosexual acts will suffer.
User avatar #88 to #86 - galkawhm (01/18/2014) [-]
Suffer what exactly?
User avatar #89 to #88 - dujuhuh (01/18/2014) [-]
They will suffer in hell, of course. Have you read the bible?
User avatar #93 to #89 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
I have. No where does it actually say it's enough to put you in hell, and in the widely accepted Dante's Inferno Hell, their punishment isn't very bad. Pretty much, they're in limbo. Meaning, their only punishment is to be away from god.
User avatar #91 to #89 - galkawhm (01/18/2014) [-]
If you don't die a warrior's death, Odin won't let you into Valhalla.

You notice how that doesn't feel like a threat at all to you? That's exactly how telling me I'm gonna burn in hell feels to me. "It's a sin," "You're going to hell," all empty threats with no meaning behind them.

Also, Jesus never said a THING about homosexuality. Only that one passage in Leviticus has anything that could be interpreted as that. All other parts of Leviticus are ignored so why only enforce that one rule? It's all or nothing bub.
User avatar #94 to #91 - dujuhuh (01/18/2014) [-]
www.openbible.info/topics/homosexuality
There are multiple verses saying homosexuality is bad, looks like you need to research some things before you make those statements. You will go to hell if you are a homosexual.
#98 to #94 - galkawhm (01/19/2014) [-]
I know enough of the bible that it's not worth taking seriously.

If it gets easily observable facts wrong (Bats are birds, pi = 3, insects have 4 legs, etc.) then how can anyone sane say the stuff that can't be proven is right?
User avatar #90 to #81 - xsamos (01/18/2014) [-]
You make me sick. F ck you.
User avatar #92 to #90 - dujuhuh (01/18/2014) [-]
Aww, you're sending me a heart? Thank you. Do you want to know about the lord?
User avatar #95 to #92 - xsamos (01/19/2014) [-]
im not interested in new zealand popstars. but thanks.
User avatar #96 to #81 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
Actually, it just means you shouldn't **** a dude in the vagina. A homosexual would not lie with a man as he would a woman, as he would not lie with a woman. This only leaves bisexuals in the hot seat, but again, a bisexual would not have intercourse with a female as he would a male. He would be penetrated anally or orally, or penetrate anally or orally, not vaginally. Yet he would penetrate a female in all three ways, thereby he would lie with a woman as he would a man, not with a man as he would a woman.
User avatar #25 - mattdoggy (01/18/2014) [-]
Jewish tribal laws, not God's laws
big difference
User avatar #30 to #25 - willisteal (01/18/2014) [-]
then why would it be in a book labeled "good news". Hahaha
User avatar #33 to #25 - captainstinkypinky (01/18/2014) [-]
Both of those are books that make up the Torah. They're both "Jewish tribal laws, not God's laws"

Sauce: 8 years of catholic school and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentateuch
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