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User avatar #23 - hueyfreeman (11/11/2013) [+] (38 replies)
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I bought my bike at a garage sale, and it had a horribly **** paint job, so I spray painted it white and black.

Once, I was chaining my bike up at Wal-mart, getting ready to go in and buy a snack or something, and I **** you not, a family of four, wearing sweater vests and riding four sherbet colored mopeds pulls up, and parks near where I'm chaining my bike. The father points at me and says aloud "Kids, you see how that bike is spray painted? You can tell it's stolen." The whole family started shaking their heads at me. I just flipped them the bird and went back to chaining my bike.

The family was still scowling at me, when out of nowhere, this random guy walking by lights a cigarette, stands by me, points at the family, and says "you see how they bought mopeds for their children? You can tell they're stupid cunts."

The family was visibly appalled at the guy saying that, apparently too appalled to go to Wal-mart, because they got back on their scooters and left.

I will remember the bro-nod that I exchanged with that guy for the rest of my life.
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User avatar #7 - howunexpected (11/11/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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Something similar happened to me
I was walking with my mom and sisters in a grocery
My mom is a widow, I'm 16, and she is 17 years older than I am. This seems to be the recipe for making people think I am my sisters father.
So we're walking along and this girl in a church booth outside the shop turns to us as we walk by. My youngest sister was crying, and I was trying to calm her down.
The girl in the booth says "Maybe if you'd waited a few more years before procreating (yes this bitch said procreating), you'd be better equipped"
My mother was so ******* mad she couldn't even speak.
I then told the girl to **** off, thats my mother, and it looks like she has a bun in the oven herself, the little cunt.
Plus she was American and I am not so my accent scared the **** out of her
User avatar #101 - houseofscarlet (11/12/2013) [-]
About a year ago, I was babysitting my nephew who was 14-months at the time.

I took him out for some air, pushing him in a stroller through town. When I stopped on a bench for a little while to feed him because he was getting cranky, out of nowhere this old lady (like 70-90 years old) just struts up and begins criticizing me and telling me off for having sex before marriage and calling my 1 YEAR OLD NEPHEW my punishment!

Of course, trying to respect the elderly (and senile), I try to calmly explain that, while the resemblance between me and my nephew is uncanny, he is not my son. But bitch won't shut up for two seconds for me to explain. I'm getting angry and I don't really like her ancient, wrinkly, old hand on the stroller right near my nephew's face.

So, I stand up and yell, as loud as I can to make sure her ancient ears can hear me, "LISTEN, BITCH! THIS IS NOT MY SON, THIS IS MY NEPHEW!! AS IN MY 28 YEAR OLD BROTHER'S KID!"

Well, now Yezma is put off because the youth are being rude. Now her husband comes up as I'm collecting my things to walk away and he says "How dare you talk to my wife like that!"

Me: "How dare you let your wife talk to me like that! You should both learn to keep your mouths shut; you'll live longer! And keep your bitch on a leash!"

After that, I promptly gave them the bird and strolled off.
#120 to #101 - stormtrooperface (11/12/2013) [-]
this is the best one I've read so far.
#2 - childofnephilim (11/11/2013) [-]
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#86 - leevoquer (11/12/2013) [-]
I LOVE THIS. I'm 25, and have a 5 year old. I was married when I got pregnant with her, and I take care of and discipline my kid. People judge SO harshly based on how young I am.
Fact is, judging ANYONE based on how they look is a mistake (ex: mistaking someone for being pregnant.) Better to just keep your mouth shut and save the comments for home.
...unless they are jut asking for it. <<<<<<<---------------
#134 to #86 - qwertymurty **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
I don't judge people i'm not that kind of person but may some divine power smite my ass with ten thousand burning suns if i'm in the wrong here.

That is absolutely disgusting.
#10 - ilikedragons (11/11/2013) [-]
A kid that I used to look after all the time when I was 14 went through a stage that she called everyone mommy (she was 2). I used to get looks of discuss when I went out with her... It was really funny.
User avatar #13 to #10 - nimba (11/11/2013) [-]
You should disgust this idea further...
#46 - eatmedrinkme (11/11/2013) [-]
I really hope this is true, I can never come up with something witty when people are being a cunt.
#84 - yetiyitties (11/12/2013) [-]
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#75 - flutterbye (11/12/2013) [-]
It's surprising how quick people are to judge. If you want to take the kid you're baby-sitting out for ice-cream you get all kinds of looks.   
MFW they ask me if it's my kid.   
 			*******		 hate kids, but dat paycheck tho
It's surprising how quick people are to judge. If you want to take the kid you're baby-sitting out for ice-cream you get all kinds of looks.
MFW they ask me if it's my kid.
******* hate kids, but dat paycheck tho
User avatar #127 to #75 - houseofscarlet (11/12/2013) [-]
I face that all the time when I'm babysitting my 2 yr old nephew. Why do people always assume it's my son?! I mean, sure we share a lot of resemblance, but they could at least be subtle and ask if it's my little brother or something first!
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#80 - leetpwnzer (11/12/2013) [-]
God I hate it when people are so quick to judge and assume things, yet I love it when it backfires and they get burned to a crisp.

Also, mfw I read that.
User avatar #5 - iliekbats ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
the sass is strong in this one
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#19 to #1 - sphinxe (11/11/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone
It's dangerous to go alone
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User avatar #3 - dapape (11/11/2013) [-]
"I own property."

lol everyone has property. Thats why it's called property.
User avatar #22 to #3 - tehbomb (11/11/2013) [-]
***** you dumb
User avatar #69 to #22 - rockerforlife (11/12/2013) [-]
Actually, he's really witty. It took me a second before I realized that my house isn't necessarily my property, but my speakers, shirt and lamp are also.
User avatar #124 to #69 - dapape (11/12/2013) [-]
One person got it.
User avatar #139 to #124 - rockerforlife (11/14/2013) [-]
This thread is ******* autism

HURR DURR I DON'T UNDERSTAND PUNS THUMB DOWN RITE GUYZ
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User avatar #60 to #3 - hates (11/12/2013) [-]
When she said she owns property, she meant that she owns a house, not that she just owns objects
User avatar #106 to #3 - basicargentinian (11/12/2013) [-]
***** you just monopolized the entire realm of retarded.
#45 to #3 - juventud (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #3 - Mudicon (11/12/2013) [-]
i dont like when you say things
#6 to #3 - gameofpwned (11/11/2013) [-]
U wot m8.

I think it was more along the lines of "I own a house," as in, she's responsible enough to own a home.
User avatar #21 to #3 - DCat (11/11/2013) [-]
Sounds like something Jaden Smith would say.
#59 to #21 - deescalation (11/12/2013) [-]
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#8 to #3 - adu (11/11/2013) [-]
No need to thumb him down, it's just another example of the ambiguity of the English language...
Property can be used to refer to an item which someone has ownership of OR a plot of commercially available land, real estate, etc.

Honest mistake.
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#28 to #8 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
Honest mistake that can be solved by thinking for three seconds...
User avatar #43 to #28 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
not everyone speaks english natively. Thought I think he probably does
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User avatar #97 to #4 - phantomonkey (11/12/2013) [-]
That's... an eerily perfect image.
#110 - iamthepapercut (11/12/2013) [-]
Typical stuck up cunt over-reacting to someone's opinion.   
   
Yeah the older one was a bit of a bitch, but there's no reason to act like that in public.
Typical stuck up cunt over-reacting to someone's opinion.

Yeah the older one was a bit of a bitch, but there's no reason to act like that in public.
#113 to #110 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
How the hell is that being stuck up? From the looks of it, the blacked out area is blacking a name, which implies that OP had their kid with them. What kind of example would they giving their kid if they just allowed some smug ass bitch to openly insult them in public?
#115 to #113 - iamthepapercut (11/12/2013) [-]
Log in niglet
Log in niglet
#133 to #115 - qwertymurty **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
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#121 to #115 - linktheherooftime (11/12/2013) [-]
Anon had a good point, and you're the one who's being a cunt right now.
User avatar #50 - slapchoppin (11/11/2013) [-]
wait i thought women liked when people assumed they were young

bitch was giving you a compliment

also people shouldn't get pregnant at 16
User avatar #52 to #50 - draagz (11/12/2013) [-]
how in the hell is that a compliment. She pointed at her in a store and basically said her child was a mistake. Bitch mom got owned
#99 to #52 - themongoose (11/12/2013) [-]
hey...it's not always bad to be a mistake
hey...it's not always bad to be a mistake
User avatar #53 to #50 - goldenleaf (11/12/2013) [-]
It's not a compliment when a stranger calls you makes snap judgments, calls you out in public without even knowing you, calling you irresponsible, and your child a mistake.
#68 to #50 - disruptard (11/12/2013) [-]
My last boss was pretty 			*******		 badass. He's 28 years old and the boss of a sales team of 18 people at one of the biggest electrical companies in Norway. His mother had him when she was 17, his father was 19, they both are honest, hard working people with life savings. He is now 28 and makes ~ $100.000 per year.    
   
Not saying he's making 			*********		 of cash, I'm saying you can get by just fine if you have a good head - and not all teen moms are trash.   
   
&quot;people shouldn't get pregnant at 16&quot;? No, people shouldn't generalize and act as giant douchebags.
My last boss was pretty ******* badass. He's 28 years old and the boss of a sales team of 18 people at one of the biggest electrical companies in Norway. His mother had him when she was 17, his father was 19, they both are honest, hard working people with life savings. He is now 28 and makes ~ $100.000 per year.

Not saying he's making ********* of cash, I'm saying you can get by just fine if you have a good head - and not all teen moms are trash.

"people shouldn't get pregnant at 16"? No, people shouldn't generalize and act as giant douchebags.
User avatar #83 to #68 - yetiyitties (11/12/2013) [-]
People shoudn't get pregnant at 16 because you will have many doors of opportunity close. It's just not wise. But that is true not all teen moms are trash. People shouldn't act like giant douchebags, but judging people is easier than understanding unfortunately.
User avatar #29 - demandsgayversion (11/11/2013) [-]
I think the writer is a cunt. It doesn't matter what the situation was, what is the teenage girl going to get from the situation? If Ms. Bitch hadn't been a bitch, the daughter would've gotten the idea "wow, being a teenage mother looks difficult." But now she has the message "wow, my mom is an idiot, she's wrong about this, maybe she's wrong about teen pregnancy, too." I'm sure she knows she looks like a teenager and is obviously struggling (not that there's anything wrong with that, babies suck), so she had NO reason to be insulted by the mother.
User avatar #123 to #29 - demandsgayversion (11/12/2013) [-]
ARE YOU HAPPY ADMIN? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
User avatar #51 to #29 - azzlack (11/11/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #122 to #51 - demandsgayversion (11/12/2013) [-]
67 people and counting disagree, but only 2 tried to offer a counter argument to why I'm wrong - and after explaining my side, no counter-argument.
User avatar #36 to #29 - weeeeeeeeeeee (11/11/2013) [-]
Wow.
User avatar #37 to #36 - demandsgayversion (11/11/2013) [-]
People seem to like a dramatic speech, even if you're being an asshole.
User avatar #32 to #29 - howunexpected (11/11/2013) [-]
She was told that she was a irresponsible person. and that her child was a mistake.
If you think anybody would take that on the cheek, then you are sorely mistaken. It was wrong for that girls mother to assume something like that about the writer
User avatar #34 to #32 - demandsgayversion (11/11/2013) [-]
It's only an assumption once you're wrong. Otherwise it's an observation. The implication that she's irresponsible and her child is a mistake is based on her being a teenager. Because she looks young. Is 'you look young' an insult? Because that's all the mother assumed, the rest comes with that.
#41 to #34 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
No, an assumption is something that is believed to be true, even though there is no proof. The writer didn't get upset because the mother assumed she was young. She got upset because the mother assumed she was an irresponsible teenager who got knocked up and had no way to support herself or her baby. That mother knew absolutely nothing about the writer, and yet she assumed all those things.
User avatar #49 to #41 - demandsgayversion (11/11/2013) [-]
The only reason the mother "assumed" she was an irresponsible parent with an accident baby is because the girl looked young.
#64 to #49 - silvertongueddevil (11/12/2013) [-]
Have an opinion no one agrees with, thumbed down.   
   
Try to defend your opinion thumbed down more.
Have an opinion no one agrees with, thumbed down.

Try to defend your opinion thumbed down more.
User avatar #104 to #64 - demandsgayversion (11/12/2013) [-]
It's probly because I started off with 'cunt'. I don't respect what I'm disagreeing with, so it comes off as harsher than if I respectfully disagreed.
User avatar #125 - lemurlemur (11/12/2013) [-]
AN BASKET
User avatar #119 - ponissuck (11/12/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like her husband owns property and is probably older than 24.
User avatar #114 - xxxdarkdemonxx (11/12/2013) [-]
how about you not be a dick in a grocery store
why the hell this have so many thumbs?
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