Burn. . Highlight Teen Mum" monent day: daughter, " 16." ytte?' mortified. I vuu. maand 5 others In ms.. I bought my bike at a garage sale, and it had a horribly paint job, so I spray painted it white and black. Once, I was chaining my bike up at Wal-mart, getting
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Highlight Teen Mum" monent day:
daughter, " 16."
ytte?'
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I vuu. maand 5 others In ms.
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Submitted: 11/11/2013
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User avatar #23 - hueyfreeman (11/11/2013) [+] (38 replies)
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I bought my bike at a garage sale, and it had a horribly **** paint job, so I spray painted it white and black.

Once, I was chaining my bike up at Wal-mart, getting ready to go in and buy a snack or something, and I **** you not, a family of four, wearing sweater vests and riding four sherbet colored mopeds pulls up, and parks near where I'm chaining my bike. The father points at me and says aloud "Kids, you see how that bike is spray painted? You can tell it's stolen." The whole family started shaking their heads at me. I just flipped them the bird and went back to chaining my bike.

The family was still scowling at me, when out of nowhere, this random guy walking by lights a cigarette, stands by me, points at the family, and says "you see how they bought mopeds for their children? You can tell they're stupid cunts."

The family was visibly appalled at the guy saying that, apparently too appalled to go to Wal-mart, because they got back on their scooters and left.

I will remember the bro-nod that I exchanged with that guy for the rest of my life.
User avatar #7 - howunexpected (11/11/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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Something similar happened to me
I was walking with my mom and sisters in a grocery
My mom is a widow, I'm 16, and she is 17 years older than I am. This seems to be the recipe for making people think I am my sisters father.
So we're walking along and this girl in a church booth outside the shop turns to us as we walk by. My youngest sister was crying, and I was trying to calm her down.
The girl in the booth says "Maybe if you'd waited a few more years before procreating (yes this bitch said procreating), you'd be better equipped"
My mother was so ******* mad she couldn't even speak.
I then told the girl to **** off, thats my mother, and it looks like she has a bun in the oven herself, the little cunt.
Plus she was American and I am not so my accent scared the **** out of her
User avatar #3 - dapape (11/11/2013) [+] (18 replies)
"I own property."

lol everyone has property. Thats why it's called property.
User avatar #29 - demandsgayversion (11/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I think the writer is a cunt. It doesn't matter what the situation was, what is the teenage girl going to get from the situation? If Ms. Bitch hadn't been a bitch, the daughter would've gotten the idea "wow, being a teenage mother looks difficult." But now she has the message "wow, my mom is an idiot, she's wrong about this, maybe she's wrong about teen pregnancy, too." I'm sure she knows she looks like a teenager and is obviously struggling (not that there's anything wrong with that, babies suck), so she had NO reason to be insulted by the mother.
User avatar #32 to #29 - howunexpected (11/11/2013) [-]
She was told that she was a irresponsible person. and that her child was a mistake.
If you think anybody would take that on the cheek, then you are sorely mistaken. It was wrong for that girls mother to assume something like that about the writer
#10 - ilikedragons (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A kid that I used to look after all the time when I was 14 went through a stage that she called everyone mommy (she was 2). I used to get looks of discuss when I went out with her... It was really funny.
User avatar #13 to #10 - nimba (11/11/2013) [-]
You should disgust this idea further...
#101 - houseofscarlet (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
About a year ago, I was babysitting my nephew who was 14-months at the time.

I took him out for some air, pushing him in a stroller through town. When I stopped on a bench for a little while to feed him because he was getting cranky, out of nowhere this old lady (like 70-90 years old) just struts up and begins criticizing me and telling me off for having sex before marriage and calling my 1 YEAR OLD NEPHEW my punishment!

Of course, trying to respect the elderly (and senile), I try to calmly explain that, while the resemblance between me and my nephew is uncanny, he is not my son. But bitch won't shut up for two seconds for me to explain. I'm getting angry and I don't really like her ancient, wrinkly, old hand on the stroller right near my nephew's face.

So, I stand up and yell, as loud as I can to make sure her ancient ears can hear me, "LISTEN, BITCH! THIS IS NOT MY SON, THIS IS MY NEPHEW!! AS IN MY 28 YEAR OLD BROTHER'S KID!"

Well, now Yezma is put off because the youth are being rude. Now her husband comes up as I'm collecting my things to walk away and he says "How dare you talk to my wife like that!"

Me: "How dare you let your wife talk to me like that! You should both learn to keep your mouths shut; you'll live longer! And keep your bitch on a leash!"

After that, I promptly gave them the bird and strolled off.
#2 - childofnephilim (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - slapchoppin (11/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
wait i thought women liked when people assumed they were young

bitch was giving you a compliment

also people shouldn't get pregnant at 16
#68 to #50 - disruptard (11/12/2013) [-]
My last boss was pretty 						*******					 badass. He's 28 years old and the boss of a sales team of 18 people at one of the biggest electrical companies in Norway. His mother had him when she was 17, his father was 19, they both are honest, hard working people with life savings. He is now 28 and makes ~ $100.000 per year.    
   
Not saying he's making 						*********					 of cash, I'm saying you can get by just fine if you have a good head - and not all teen moms are trash.   
   
"people shouldn't get pregnant at 16"? No, people shouldn't generalize and act as giant douchebags.
My last boss was pretty ******* badass. He's 28 years old and the boss of a sales team of 18 people at one of the biggest electrical companies in Norway. His mother had him when she was 17, his father was 19, they both are honest, hard working people with life savings. He is now 28 and makes ~ $100.000 per year.

Not saying he's making ********* of cash, I'm saying you can get by just fine if you have a good head - and not all teen moms are trash.

"people shouldn't get pregnant at 16"? No, people shouldn't generalize and act as giant douchebags.
#86 - leevoquer (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I LOVE THIS. I'm 25, and have a 5 year old. I was married when I got pregnant with her, and I take care of and discipline my kid. People judge SO harshly based on how young I am.
Fact is, judging ANYONE based on how they look is a mistake (ex: mistaking someone for being pregnant.) Better to just keep your mouth shut and save the comments for home.
...unless they are jut asking for it. <<<<<<<---------------
#46 - eatmedrinkme ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I really hope this is true, I can never come up with something witty when people are being a cunt.
#84 - yetiyitties (11/12/2013) [-]
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#75 - flutterbye (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's surprising how quick people are to judge. If you want to take the kid you're baby-sitting out for ice-cream you get all kinds of looks.   
MFW they ask me if it's my kid.   
 						*******					 hate kids, but dat paycheck tho
It's surprising how quick people are to judge. If you want to take the kid you're baby-sitting out for ice-cream you get all kinds of looks.
MFW they ask me if it's my kid.
******* hate kids, but dat paycheck tho
#110 - iamthepapercut (11/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Typical stuck up cunt over-reacting to someone's opinion.   
   
Yeah the older one was a bit of a bitch, but there's no reason to act like that in public.
Typical stuck up cunt over-reacting to someone's opinion.

Yeah the older one was a bit of a bitch, but there's no reason to act like that in public.
#113 to #110 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [-]
How the hell is that being stuck up? From the looks of it, the blacked out area is blacking a name, which implies that OP had their kid with them. What kind of example would they giving their kid if they just allowed some smug ass bitch to openly insult them in public?
#80 - leetpwnzer (11/12/2013) [-]
God I hate it when people are so quick to judge and assume things, yet I love it when it backfires and they get burned to a crisp.

Also, mfw I read that.
User avatar #15 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There are people who still think I look 15- even though I'll be 20 soon.
#128 to #15 - houseofscarlet (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm the same. I'm 18 but people keep asking if I'm 14. One time I was mistaken for a 13 yr old. It's annoying now, but I'm sure it'll work to my advantage in the long run.
#5 - iliekbats (11/11/2013) [-]
the sass is strong in this one
User avatar #65 - randomserb (11/12/2013) [-]
Win stories are fantastic.
#1 - fairyprincess (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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