bro code

ESSENTIAL GUY CODE LAWS
Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the
console.
Ha bro dies while lifting, put more weight on
the bar, then call 911.
Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. if
you are sitting up front, you' re not a
passenger, you' re the compilat.
Don' t throw a friend under the bus to impress
someone. Ever.
When offered a beer, accept it even if it' s not
your brand." Your favorite brand of beer is
free." Your second favorite is "cold."
befriend with truck assists you with moving,
you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas.
Beer and pizza also accepted.
If your bro dies, delete his Internet history.
Be polite around your buddy' s lady friend,
but when he asks what you think, lay the
truth on him like a ten ton slab.
Unless it is super busy, there must always be
a one urinal buffer between men in a
restroom.
If you shake with a limp hand, you are
acknowledging to me that I' m in
charge, even if we' gewust met.
If you and buddy are having a threesome
with a girl, you can' t look each other in the
eyes. But if you happen to accidentally look
each other in the eyes, you have to high five!
The bergerperson concept of watching adult
videos: One guy watching adult videos is
cool. Three guys watching adult videos is
cool. Two guys watching adult videos, not
cool.
All groceries go from the vehicle to the
house in one trip. It does not matter how
many bags there are.
Under no circumstances may two men share
an umbrella.
There are specific rules to the "head nod"
when greeting another male. If you know
them nod up, if you don' t you nod down.