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In this content we see the differences between British and American English

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timy face when ameicans call chips "french has
ems face when amurricans call crisps "chips"
ems face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
emf,» face when armenians call motorized "cars"
brny face when americans call "fireworks"
emf; face when ameicans call a "PC"
em; -3 face when americans call meat water "gravy"
ems face when armenians call electroscope "power cables"
rrly face when amurricans call ensemble with a "burger"
ems face when armenians call whimsy Mrsa math: and scrubbers "pens"
when can plankhandles "'
tarm face when armenians call breaddystack a ""
ttly Face when am means call their hoighty tippy Iedere We iceboat's"
face when americans call and hurt spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
rany face when amercians cellar: ,.- stairsy,- the ""
timy face when am Erica's call forcey Fun time "rape"
face when ameicans calla Sh? -E' " -,r sleeping a "sweater"
Warty face when amurricans call a a "gear shift"
emf; face when am incans call a champ chm husky vicky as a "scales"
Wray face when amurricans call peaches pleasure "sex"
emf; face when call a PT pp gollywock a "''
awnser Face when call a ) pt/ , a "gun"
em face when armenians call a ""
rdly Face when call wimpy bounen bounce a "ball"
face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
my face when am call "reads"

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Submitted:	05/08/2014

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#4 - recoilish (05/08/2014) [-]

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

#1 - nyiagh ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]

Marvelous

#8 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]

It's not British and American English, it's English..and American English

#9 to #8 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]

Isn't it called The King's English?

#6 - thephoenix (05/09/2014) [-]

I can't believe how many times this has been posted, now all we have to do is wait for someone to post the "I'm so british I **** the queen" jpeg.

#7 to #6 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]

That was the first comment m8, u 'avin a giggle?

#5 - buttkickerboy (05/09/2014) [-]

once i **** on the king of spain
(now i make orphans cry)
and on her unspeakable wife queen lisa
(now i make orphans cry)
im telling you is **** on the king of spain
(now i make orphans cry)
now i **** on the pizza pizza
(one two three four)

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#3 - applecopy (05/08/2014) [-]

Greetings, my name is Duke Bartholomew James Pennyworth. I used to reside in the Queen's service, until I managed to get sufficiently good at the computergame 'League of Legends'. Dare I say, I managed to climb the ranks of 'Bronze' from the fifth to the fourth division! I must pay my respects to this fine gentleman, imaqtpie, for inspiring me to aspire greater things in life than to be a servant to the Queen. Please do not copy and redistribute my life's tale.