Bose noise canceling toilet. .. Just what we needed God hates tags
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#23 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
I spread my ass cheeks apart before I ****
User avatar #28 to #23 - xgameloverx (04/03/2014) [-]
I do aswell.
User avatar #33 to #28 - nomsoms (04/03/2014) [-]
It doesn't seem right to not spread the cheeks.
User avatar #57 to #28 - llanox (04/03/2014) [-]
asswell*
#86 to #23 - fecal (04/03/2014) [-]
I actually slightly moisten both of my hands so that when I pull my cheeks apart and sit down the surface tension keeps them in place and I am left with minimum wipeage. How about them apples
#24 to #23 - hydromatic (04/03/2014) [-]
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#109 to #24 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
That mouth movement is the same movement that my anus makes
#69 - jamrobot (04/03/2014) [-]
**jamrobot rolled image** 10/10 would **** in at least twice a day
#83 to #69 - ashee (04/03/2014) [-]
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#81 to #69 - Orc (04/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I wish I was in my swamp taking a big fat ogre ****
#15 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Strap yourself in, you just had curry for dinner last night and now it's time for your hot lap.
User avatar #66 to #15 - bunt (04/03/2014) [-]
The Ring of Fire.. The Riing of fire!
#104 to #15 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
Curry and hot lap in the same sentence...HOLY 			****		 MY SIDES!
Curry and hot lap in the same sentence...HOLY **** MY SIDES!
User avatar #115 to #15 - zuflux ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Somehow "Hot lap" doesn't sound that pleasant to me.
User avatar #54 to #15 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
What if we installed a bidet that shot ice cold water right onto your burning ass hole to cool it down after a delicious spicy meal? Or even Bleu Cheese Dressing in extreme cases Although very messy, the warm water cleansing bidet will take care of that.
User avatar #70 to #54 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Bah! Don't be such a sissy! Take your pain like a man! lol
User avatar #2 - BOOTYWIZARD (04/02/2014) [-]
i live in a ghetto ass apartment complex
maybe now when i **** i wont hear my neighbours laugh
User avatar #103 to #2 - randomnab (04/03/2014) [-]
If you live in a ghetto ass apartment complex i doubt you can afford one of these.
#18 - CHUCKNORRiO (04/03/2014) [-]
Just what we needed
#80 to #18 - dasbrot (04/03/2014) [-]
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#79 to #18 - fatalmaster (04/03/2014) [-]
imagine the toilet going like this.
imagine the toilet going like this.
#102 to #79 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
Holy Cow!
Do we have a siencexplain??
Well, I'm not takin' any chances,
I'll also summon you, mighty Sourceror!!
#105 to #102 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
Corn starch on a speaker. Vibrations from the speaker make the starch dance.
#114 to #105 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#64 - awesomechardey (04/03/2014) [-]
thats the worst ******* photoshop ever
#7 - chrisel (04/02/2014) [-]
It will sit so comfortable.
User avatar #25 to #7 - frazn (04/03/2014) [-]
I guess you can say it's comfy as **** .
#68 - ogvind (04/03/2014) [-]
So i got this ad
User avatar #74 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of me giving a ****
#36 - darthblam (04/03/2014) [-]
But.. I enjoy the audible vibrations of my own farts, it's like beautiful music, and my anus an instrument.

I mean.. come on.. I can't be the only one that finds extreme satisfaction when you let rip a good one.
#62 to #36 - flaminator (04/03/2014) [-]
**flaminator rolled image** MFW I ran through the hallway at home and farted the whole way..
#9 - theannoyingFJguy (04/02/2014) [-]
MFW it starts playing
MFW it starts playing
#26 to #9 - kraagmar (04/03/2014) [-]
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#29 - animedudej (04/03/2014) [-]
Too bad it sounds like 			****
Too bad it sounds like ****
User avatar #34 to #29 - nomsoms (04/03/2014) [-]
Mind explaining the gif?
User avatar #39 to #34 - swarthywaffles (04/03/2014) [-]
DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What It's simple, all the seemingly fragile items are currently experiencing the same phenomenon that is affecting the blue hoodie man's penis in this video.
#47 to #34 - wwhhaaq (04/03/2014) [-]
the gif was originally just the aggressive objects coming towards them and this right before everything collided it would swap to a new one, at the very end you wouldn't get any sort of breaking

the second part where everything breaks except for the fragile objects is a twist for the gif
User avatar #37 to #34 - profrowan (04/03/2014) [-]
gifexplain
#1 - jackryandyck (04/02/2014) [-]
This is perfect not only does it conquer the uncomfortable noise
of my duke boys dropping, it looks comfy as well.
I just hope its not ridiculously over priced like those Bose head phones.
#77 to #1 - riseandfightfj (04/03/2014) [-]
i just hope its real
User avatar #12 to #1 - benderisgreat (04/02/2014) [-]
They may be a little expensive but you get what you pay for, unlike beats.
User avatar #21 to #12 - thenez (04/03/2014) [-]
But bose are still overpriced. Not as overpriced as beats in terms of sound quality, but overpriced nonetheless, when compared to similarly priced alternatives.
#27 to #12 - summers (04/03/2014) [-]
beats became a fashion accessory around the ghetto near my town. dunno bout the rest of the country.
User avatar #11 to #1 - mymommasallama ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
once you've used a squishy toilet seat....the hard plastic ones become inferior....
#59 - alexmaverick (04/03/2014) [-]
but the comfort..

the comfort!
#58 - altairibnlaahad (04/03/2014) [-]
Talking about Bose noise cancelling, this is the ******* best headset a pilot can get.
#45 - mydogpikachu (04/03/2014) [-]
yea, but it wouldn't be as hardcore. You gotta let people know you're ******** something dangerous in the bathroom, so they can praise you at the end.
#46 to #45 - switchblayde (04/03/2014) [-]
So then we make a toilet just like this... but the mic is under the lip of the toilet seat.   
   
The built in speakers which includes 2 10-inch woofers and 4 6x9s are positioned within the body of the seat to allow for maximum output and reverberation so that quality is not compromised regardless of what position you find yourself within the next room.
So then we make a toilet just like this... but the mic is under the lip of the toilet seat.

The built in speakers which includes 2 10-inch woofers and 4 6x9s are positioned within the body of the seat to allow for maximum output and reverberation so that quality is not compromised regardless of what position you find yourself within the next room.
User avatar #116 to #46 - mydogpikachu (04/05/2014) [-]
exactly
#76 - meyermand (04/03/2014) [-]
Toilets are fun
#52 - fagaloneon (04/03/2014) [-]
My problem is when it hits the water it splashes up and makes  the noise of a walrus in a bath tub . So my mum taught me the technique my family's been using for decades simply put toilet paper down first.  am i retarded and did everyone know this already?
My problem is when it hits the water it splashes up and makes the noise of a walrus in a bath tub . So my mum taught me the technique my family's been using for decades simply put toilet paper down first. am i retarded and did everyone know this already?
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#71 to #60 - replytodeleted (04/03/2014) [-]
I don't think so. I mean, at least I hope not.
User avatar #61 to #52 - flaminator (04/03/2014) [-]
I can't speak for all, but I knew at least, there must be others of our race!
User avatar #63 to #52 - braddlesxp (04/03/2014) [-]
i do it
#65 to #52 - xwhitewingx (04/03/2014) [-]
i do that too, but to avoid leaving a streak.
#48 - wwhhaaq (04/03/2014) [-]
how am i supposed to fit live victims into that, i'm gonna need something bigger to hold them in that also has sound cancellation
how am i supposed to fit live victims into that, i'm gonna need something bigger to hold them in that also has sound cancellation
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