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So the other day I am driving to pick up my son from
school and I noticed this cop car dragging a hose from
a gas pump. I followed him to see how long it would
take him to notice it, Then. to my surprise, he pulls
someone over! So I wait until he walks up to the
vehicle and I quickie get out and run over to his car. I
put my hand on the nozzle and pretend like I' m
pumping his gas. Then I notice the guy in the car is
laughing his *** off and I can new the cop ask him,
you think this is ' stalking about the traffic
stop) and the guy looks at him and says "no, but that
is ", as he points back at me. t will never forget the
look on that cop' s face . Priceless.
school and I noticed this cop car dragging a hose from
a gas pump. I followed him to see how long it would
take him to notice it, Then. to my surprise, he pulls
someone over! So I wait until he walks up to the
vehicle and I quickie get out and run over to his car. I
put my hand on the nozzle and pretend like I' m
pumping his gas. Then I notice the guy in the car is
laughing his *** off and I can new the cop ask him,
you think this is ' stalking about the traffic
stop) and the guy looks at him and says "no, but that
is ", as he points back at me. t will never forget the
look on that cop' s face . Priceless.
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KillinTime ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-] it's still sexual ********** even if you only touch the tip
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Dwarf (10/04/2013) [-] **Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4378643 at Click an item and pick it up ** He could've just run up to him and punched him in the dick.
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thatscrewedupkid (10/05/2013) [-] i just couldnt come up with the words at the time. perhaps obstructing, ********** perhaps.
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slumberdonkey (10/04/2013) [-] The guy never said a word. He didn't interrupt anything. It was the guy that got pulled over. ********** ? Really?
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Crusader (10/04/2013) [-] It's still interrupting if you perform an act other than speaking that causes a disruption.
I can be on the opposite side of a road from a cop pulling someone over, and if I do a cartwheel and ride a unicycle, without saying anything, and causes the person to laugh and point out what I am doing and distract the officer, that is still distracting an officer.
And ********** is just any unwanted, unnecessary act done to someone. In this case it was mocking the officer for pulling away with the nozzle in his cruiser, which might have not even been his own fault if it was a gas station where someone pumped for you.
I can be on the opposite side of a road from a cop pulling someone over, and if I do a cartwheel and ride a unicycle, without saying anything, and causes the person to laugh and point out what I am doing and distract the officer, that is still distracting an officer.
And ********** is just any unwanted, unnecessary act done to someone. In this case it was mocking the officer for pulling away with the nozzle in his cruiser, which might have not even been his own fault if it was a gas station where someone pumped for you.
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renegadesparks **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-] To be perfectly honest, I know I'll get SOME flak for this, but I kinda wish not, it clearly was, he recoils and there's no blood, but I hate the **** bags who think they have these giant balls that can protect their yolo swaggot life style as they're going " **** da police" and ********* cops and doing petty vandalism, I wish they had a law that allowed for KoS'es on them
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2scared2login (10/04/2013) [-]
And then the police officer tackled him to the ground and called for backup because you could be a potential criminal.
'MURRICA!
'MURRICA!
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mymissiondaytwo (10/04/2013) [-]
MURICA ?
Excuse me, but cops if you do this to cops in Romania, they'll "take you into custody" in a nice dark place and they'll beat the **** out of you (provided there are no witnesses or cameras).
If you even dare say one little remotely ironic thing to them, you're getting your *** hoisted on the car, taken to a dark place and get beaten the crap out of.
You do not dare argue with them. They will always be mean and sarcastic, but if you dare take notice of that, they'll beat the **** out of you.
One thing they won't do is shoot at you though, which is great.
Excuse me, but cops if you do this to cops in Romania, they'll "take you into custody" in a nice dark place and they'll beat the **** out of you (provided there are no witnesses or cameras).
If you even dare say one little remotely ironic thing to them, you're getting your *** hoisted on the car, taken to a dark place and get beaten the crap out of.
You do not dare argue with them. They will always be mean and sarcastic, but if you dare take notice of that, they'll beat the **** out of you.
One thing they won't do is shoot at you though, which is great.
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2scared2login (10/04/2013) [-]
clearly to cop didnt check his left mirror or he would have noticed
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princessren ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-] should of pretended to be lying on the floor in agony like the cop had been dragging you
