Blackmail him. . my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We bath agreed not to tell my dad, since he' s adamant that I never miss even one day
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my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We bath agreed not to tell my dad, since
he' s adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back
home, with another woman. PML
I agree, yourlife sucks ( deserved ) 'inlike 15 4
MO comments On TO/ / at 12: - misc - brononymous (Brennan) - Norway ()
1 Een_ Mers comment C I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school
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#4 - scarmanagent (10/19/2013) [-]
The other woman is a teacher for the father to get over his nervousness of his son ever missing a day of school.

this is stupid
#33 to #4 - tallerthanu (10/20/2013) [-]
*daughter
#53 to #33 - wheredahoodat (10/20/2013) [-]
I also immediately assumed OP was a girl, but it isn't really in the text, is it?
#58 to #53 - John Cena (10/20/2013) [-]
By anonymous (Woman)
#61 to #58 - wheredahoodat (10/20/2013) [-]
Huh, that's why.
#1 - tutteredboast (10/19/2013) [-]
**tutteredboast rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at honey boo boo bieber. ** HFW
#3 to #1 - spainisbad (10/19/2013) [-]
Nice roll there.
#5 - John Cena (10/19/2013) [-]
You're gonna get banned for the potential implication of sex and/or tits.
#22 to #5 - miscarriage (10/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #23 to #22 - TittyCinnamon (10/20/2013) [-]
oh would you look at that. ya dun fooled me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - miscarriage (10/20/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #37 to #5 - crossbone (10/20/2013) [-]
Remember, no shirt-less men.
#63 to #5 - apollyonyagami (10/20/2013) [-]
mfw the eye
User avatar #64 to #63 - jibb (10/20/2013) [-]
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#15 to #5 - justakewldewd (10/20/2013) [-]
That's one special eye you got there, Dinkleberg.
#55 to #5 - wtfduud (10/20/2013) [-]
Stop that eye ****
User avatar #7 to #5 - fuckthepopo (10/20/2013) [-]
>implying sex can happen or tits exist
#12 - recognize (10/20/2013) [-]
"you deserved it" ... foreal? Why would the kid deserve to see that
User avatar #14 to #12 - elyiia (10/20/2013) [-]
Because it's FML, someone will always pick the stupid option no matter what.
#66 - womd (10/20/2013) [-]
you know you're addicted when..
User avatar #71 to #66 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
I haven't played for years but that was my first thought also


I miss old runescape
User avatar #73 to #71 - womd (10/20/2013) [-]
Same, I'm sure it will stay that way until i die
#8 - include (10/20/2013) [-]
Dad FW
Dad FW
#13 - mudkipftw ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
<--- consider the following
User avatar #52 to #13 - randomserb (10/20/2013) [-]
But it doesn't follow your comment, it precedes it.
#34 - John Cena (10/20/2013) [-]
It was me.
User avatar #35 to #34 - danniegurl (10/20/2013) [-]
i wish i didn't have to go anon for this joke to work.
#57 to #35 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/20/2013) [-]
Aaaand you just ruined it.
User avatar #81 to #57 - danniegurl (10/21/2013) [-]
I was hoping the eye would make it so i didn't drown in red thumbs. guess not. i'll go down with this ship.
User avatar #67 to #34 - zeroguy (10/20/2013) [-]
DINKLEBERG!
User avatar #62 - newdevyx (10/20/2013) [-]
>you deserved it.

who deserves that?
User avatar #80 to #62 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Him. Cockblocking his dad and such,
#36 - FatherPedobear (10/20/2013) [-]
Could be worse. Could have been a guy. Not because he'd be gay, but because that would probably mean he never found his wife attractive in the first place.
User avatar #68 to #36 - gmanofwonder (10/20/2013) [-]
Could have been worse. It could have been dubs.

*roll 2*
User avatar #69 to #68 - gmanofwonder (10/20/2013) [-]
**gmanofwonder rolls 73,260**
User avatar #39 to #36 - iridium (10/20/2013) [-]
believe it or not it is possible for one's choice or fetish to change.

And there are legitimately bisexual people out there too.
#40 to #39 - FatherPedobear (10/20/2013) [-]
Indeed. But I'm talking about what the wife might think of the husband. Not what I think of the husband.
User avatar #42 to #40 - iridium (10/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure his wife would think that if he was caught with another woman as well.
#43 to #42 - FatherPedobear (10/20/2013) [-]
That's a good point. You have made my comment irrelephant.
User avatar #78 to #43 - thrashbat **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Ha ha, I like that elephant you've got there!
#2 - igotthisguys (10/19/2013) [-]
**igotthisguys rolled a random image posted in comment #4087911 at Friendly ** dam
#6 to #2 - haedshot (10/20/2013) [-]
what is dat pic from?
User avatar #49 to #2 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Gumshoe and Maya? Huh...
#26 to #2 - ridivey (10/20/2013) [-]
dude that is a sweet roll, its like the dad explaing the situation!
dude that is a sweet roll, its like the dad explaing the situation!
#54 - bitchesbanthymine (10/20/2013) [-]
Everyone knows if you're cheating on someone you live with you do it somewhere else, 			*******		 casual.
Everyone knows if you're cheating on someone you live with you do it somewhere else, ******* casual.
#28 - playerdous (10/20/2013) [-]
I'd blackmail him into couples therapy, you never wanna see your family split up.
I'd blackmail him into couples therapy, you never wanna see your family split up.
#74 to #28 - John Cena (10/20/2013) [-]
Considering all my parents do is scream the **** out of each other? Yeah, I just want them to split. ******* hate my dad, oh you're 8 and you forgot about your homework? Let me pin you against the wall and punch you in the face.
#38 to #28 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
its not the splitting up part that's bad. its the aftereffects that don't need to happen. your parents don't have to be together for you to know you are loved and have a decent childhood. my parents for instance I couldn't have cared less that they split up the only problem for me was the constant custody battles and having to go up in the court and talk to the lawyers about my mom this my dad that being hounded by questions. it really freaks you out as a child but if they split up and agree to let the child stay in that area whether with the dad or mom to be near his or her friends and still visit the other often with no fights then the child could and would still grow up with a happy childhood
User avatar #41 to #38 - iridium (10/20/2013) [-]
Pretty much this. I had parents who split up when I was 5. I was welcome in both homes and they never got into any real issues regarding custody of me. At its worst there was one or two fights between the two after the divorce, but trust me, they tried everything to repair their marriage and it just didn't work. They would continually fight on a nearly daily basis. Which sounds like a healthier living environment: one where two people who hate eachother have to live together and be bound together due to a mutual affection for a child, or one where custody is split and both parents don't have that perpetual problem continually holding their shell of a once loving relationship together?
#45 to #41 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
like I had said so long as there are no fighting and custody battles and lawyers and **** brought into it then the child can grow up with a happy childhood. I never said the parent shad to stay together in fact in my last comment I did say that when the parents split up they both agree that the child stay in the house of whoever stays that way the child doesn't have to move to another school make new friends and such while constantly worrying about fighting from parents each one telling the child your dads an asshole your moms a slut that liar will say anything to keep you from me im your dad your my first born son how could I not love you blah blah the list goes on. my parents split for good when I was 7 but they had already split up dozens of times before that and it took them 7 more years to finalize their divorce from each other because of how much they fought. I had to go to a courtroom several times a year until I was 16 when my dad moved to florida with my grandparents because he blew all his money and lost his job due to drinking. that was when the custody battles finally stopped and court granted my mother custody of me my brother and my sister. and by this time she had wasted so much money on lawyers and court fees that she barely had any for us to live in a decent home. ended up because of those fights we would wait until a certain time before we decided if we should get clothes packed to go see our dad. if he didn't show up by 6:30 at the latest he wasn't coming at all. and me being the oldest I had to try unsuccessfully to keep my mother in good shape and happy as well as my brother and sister. who both became angry and my mother became a drug addict and is currently sober thankfully. and after all of this my father still messages me or calls me telling me how sorry he was that my mother was such a whore trying to get into my head when I know he was the reason he cheated on my mother and got another girl pregnant too many times. yes more than once
User avatar #46 to #45 - iridium (10/20/2013) [-]
I was agreeing with you.
#47 to #46 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry when you said which do you think is better I sorta got the vibe that you were arguing with me. my bad. ignore the rant about my past there would you kindly
User avatar #48 to #47 - iridium (10/20/2013) [-]
I meant it as a semi-rhetorical question to pose to others reading the comments, like the guy you responded I know our situations differ being on the opposite ends of the spectrum, which actually supports your point.
#50 to #48 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
well I apologize for assuming wrong and going full on there but yeah I do agree with you
User avatar #44 to #41 - iridium (10/20/2013) [-]
And it doesn't rule out the family environment either. I know Stepfathers and Stepmothers tend to be portrayed rather negatively in fiction and there are some bad stories of them, but in my experience between my mother's 2 re-marriages since marrying my father and my father's remarriage, as well as the remarriages of nearly every one of my friend's parents, and the re-marriages of other members of my family (grandpa, aunt), I have almost entirely seen loving welcoming families.
#16 - justakewldewd (10/20/2013) [-]
On the plus side, he's going to be getting much better presents from now on.
User avatar #30 - deadlywarrior (10/20/2013) [-]
the comment made it less funny to me
#79 - freesixty (10/20/2013) [-]
**freesixty rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Saved him. ** YFW
User avatar #77 - thrashbat **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that's pretty sad. You should probably go to school next time!
#72 - slimeywaffles (10/20/2013) [-]
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