black tweets 36: New year edition
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bjornkrage [OP](01/09/2016) [+] (10 replies)
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billyblooper (01/10/2016) [-] Is that seriously the best you can come up with? Youre running out of ideas mate.
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Shadow Guardian (01/10/2016) [-] Hey fedoralover, this **** is trying to muscle in on your territory.
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manholefreddy (01/10/2016) [-] Not even gonna give you the satisfaction of a green/red thumb...
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smartythechicken (01/10/2016) [-] BEHOLD!
Better quality!
BETTER pixels!
THE PC MASTER RACE EXPERIENCE MEME
Better quality!
BETTER pixels!
THE PC MASTER RACE EXPERIENCE MEME
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crazyglove (01/10/2016) [-] hide all. trying too hard an **** that ain't even relevant.
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notsohappygamer (01/10/2016) [-] i have no idea who you are but you are probably doing this to get reactions out of us
so why america? why not every country in europe besides germany?
so why america? why not every country in europe besides germany?
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lickmeforfree (01/10/2016) [-] or just dissapear out of her life? like their being doing all this time.
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uberbunk (01/10/2016) [-] This is applicable more often than you might think. I recommend saving it.
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sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-] Has DJ Khaled ever said anything comprehensible? "I got so much jurly (jewelry)" and "my sound is akreiate (accurate)" already made me think he was half retarded. Obnoxiously shouting his name at the beginning of every song (what the **** is up with that? Jason Derulo and DJ Mustard do those same stupid callouts of their own name) was what made me realize that he is fully retarded.
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blackjesusatheist (01/10/2016) [-]
as far as shouting names goes, its a producer/owner/writer/artist tag. producers like Make Will, Hucci, and Stooki Sound do it. It's basically to pump people up because the artists/producers are known for making really good music.
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rudeobuteo (01/10/2016) [-] what the **** is with this narcissistic culture of critique, annoying and gay
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unfitninjuh (01/09/2016) [-] I ******* love it when he talks about "They" as if they're the Jewish Illuminati
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xskullgirlsx (01/09/2016) [-] Not just that but he also pronounces his own name wrong
Kinda funny really
Kinda funny really
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sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-] Do you think he can read? Or is it a Floyd Mayweather situation?
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xskullgirlsx (01/09/2016) [-] My friend made a joke that his vocabulary is just slowly deteriorating and in like 7 years he's just going to be a mumbling mess of a rapper
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sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-] Ah, so in keeping with the boxing analogy, he's more Mohammed Ali than Mayweather.
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blackjesusatheist (01/10/2016) [-]
people ask me why i smell so good. I don't where no cologne. my secret... coco butta
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borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-] I love DJ Khaled so much.
He's lovable goof and we should protect him. His snapchat is priceless.
He's lovable goof and we should protect him. His snapchat is priceless.
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spoopyskeleton (01/10/2016) [-] He's not hurting anyone and he doesn't have bad intentions. Just a lovable idiot who has access to social media.
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Bobtheblob ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] They say that everytime DJ Khaled yells his own name, Israel carpet bombs Gaza to make sure another one isn't created.
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samxdaxman (01/10/2016) [-] I followed him on snapchat to see what kind of retarded **** he does all day. First thing I see him doing is spraying a stone lion statue with a garden hose while shouting "LION".
In all seriousness, he's just a harmless, lovable idiot with a love for egg whites.
In all seriousness, he's just a harmless, lovable idiot with a love for egg whites.
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ryuggu (01/10/2016) [-] I want to slap the person who canme up with Waste his/her time 2016. WIth a shovel. twice
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therealfell (01/10/2016) [-] the joke should be more around the fact that most of them don't even take care of their kid
I know a girl who got knocked up, her mom got custody of him because she's (the birth mom) a heroin addict and never wanted to be around, and she only took pics for fb and then left for days at a time. couldn't even be ****** to go see her son while he was going threw withdrawals in the hospital for a month, from her dope use.
moms who do take care of their kids as stay at home moms, they get to use that title. because it's hard ******* work.
I know a girl who got knocked up, her mom got custody of him because she's (the birth mom) a heroin addict and never wanted to be around, and she only took pics for fb and then left for days at a time. couldn't even be ****** to go see her son while he was going threw withdrawals in the hospital for a month, from her dope use.
moms who do take care of their kids as stay at home moms, they get to use that title. because it's hard ******* work.
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ogthegreat (01/09/2016) [-] I'm a few months younger then A'Shawn Robinson and I'm half the man he is. **** , he came out the womb ready to **** **** up. Why is leg game better than half the 20 year olds I know? He looks like he spent 2 months in the time out corner. This guy has more testosterone in on chin hair than many men in their entire bodies.
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arsonistchapel (01/10/2016) [-] A'shawn Robinson
Born: March 21, 1995 (age 20)
Height: 6′ 4″
Weight: 320 lbs
Born: March 21, 1995 (age 20)
Height: 6′ 4″
Weight: 320 lbs
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thehistorylover (01/09/2016) [-] **thehistorylover used "*roll picture*"**
**thehistorylover rolled image**I know it's not the same as having a career, but being a full time mother is a job. Even when children aren't sick or crying, they can be awful little ***** . I love kids, but they will wreck your **** . They draw on walls, break computers, flush keys down the toilet, etc. You also have various expenses, school to take them too, and dealing with other people telling you how to raise your kids, even if you seem to be doing a decent job.
**thehistorylover rolled image**I know it's not the same as having a career, but being a full time mother is a job. Even when children aren't sick or crying, they can be awful little ***** . I love kids, but they will wreck your **** . They draw on walls, break computers, flush keys down the toilet, etc. You also have various expenses, school to take them too, and dealing with other people telling you how to raise your kids, even if you seem to be doing a decent job.
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talldumbdork (01/10/2016) [-] Did you compare adopting a cat to raising a child ***** ?
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mexicandudeinsd (01/09/2016) [-] so what youre saying is, its not a job
www.google.com/search?q=job&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=job+definition
www.google.com/search?q=job&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=job+definition
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thehistorylover (01/09/2016) [-]
The second definition in your source says it is a task or piece of work, especially if it's paid. Especially doesn't mean certainly. What I meant by a job was that raising children is a difficult thing to do. It wears you down. It's not the same as a paid job, of course, but it is a type of work.
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talldumbdork (01/10/2016) [-] If you consider a married couple, when one of the two stays home and takes care of children full time, it can be considered they are sharing an income. Legally and by the definition, one has a job. But realistically one may be sacrificing their career to take care of the children. This is what courts take into account during divorce, lost possible wages. I absolutely support moms and dads who sacrifice to take care of the children. Yes, both parents can work but there is definitely a positive effect in the life of a child in having a parent their during serious developmental years. I hate people ******** on them or looking down on them for not advancing their careers.
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bigmanfifty (01/10/2016) [-] In a job you get SOME free time and you get SOME money.
With kids you get NO free time and they DRAIN your money.
Children are harder than a job.
With kids you get NO free time and they DRAIN your money.
Children are harder than a job.
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xdiabolicx ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] >part black
That's the opposite of immortality with your increase % chance of getting shot by other nignogs/cops.
That's the opposite of immortality with your increase % chance of getting shot by other nignogs/cops.
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homelessgus (01/10/2016) [-] so i searched kanyes clothing line because i thought "no way are they really charging that much for a shirt". but **** me if this sweater costs $2600. im so ******* done with overpriced status symbol clothing. at least if you buy a mansion or an island you have something worth that money
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www.thecorner.com/item/index?cod10=37804409VN&siteCode=THECORNER_US&TP=47137&kpid=us-37804409VN-5&gclid=CMXzl9afnsoCFdcWgQodIsIIkA
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rousingloki (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know why, but after seeing a million "when" black tweets, they kind of start to get old
