BLACK TWEETS 32: THANKSGIVING EDITION
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bjornkrage [OP]ONLINE (11/25/2015) [+] (19 replies)
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Well well well, if it isn't that time of the year again. The day where you can stuff your big fat face with turkey and mashed potatoes until you hate yourself for the rest of the day, under the pretense of being thankful for what you have, which of course is followed by black friday, where you're thankful for everything that you're about to get yay consumerism .
Actually i can't relate to any of this because we don't celebrate thanksgiving where i'm from. But the local mall is, for some reason, having a black friday sale, so i'm just gonna abuse that the modern capitalism-based holidays has come to scandinavia, which, for me just means a new mechanical keyboard.
Also, something about mentions. Reply if you wanna get more of these comps right in your ******* face whenever i make them.
Well well well, if it isn't that time of the year again. The day where you can stuff your big fat face with turkey and mashed potatoes until you hate yourself for the rest of the day, under the pretense of being thankful for what you have, which of course is followed by black friday, where you're thankful for everything that you're about to get yay consumerism .
Actually i can't relate to any of this because we don't celebrate thanksgiving where i'm from. But the local mall is, for some reason, having a black friday sale, so i'm just gonna abuse that the modern capitalism-based holidays has come to scandinavia, which, for me just means a new mechanical keyboard.
Also, something about mentions. Reply if you wanna get more of these comps right in your ******* face whenever i make them.
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creamymcgee (11/25/2015) [-] Are black people bragging about dysfunctional families? And they call white people ****** up.
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andrz (11/26/2015) [-] Dude how is this bragging? What on earth makes you think this is bragging. This is ppl being able to laugh at themselves. They're bringing out some humor about it, that other people can relate to. If that seems like bragging to you, you're the one who's ****** up.
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jdizzleoffthehizzl ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
You ain't ever hear of a black man sodomizing a horse and finding pedo porn on his pc tho
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enlightednatzie (11/26/2015) [-] My mom yelled at me for cloggimg the toilet when i was small. Still cry to this day
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anon (11/26/2015) [-]
No one's saying white people don't have problems. Every human being has problems. But there are on 'white problems'. There are problems that white people, being people, have, because in this context we're talking about societal issues, and American society is European in origin, and therefore entirely Caucasian-centric. So if you're anything but 'normal', you have "<insert wtfever but white/straight> problems", and sometimes someone like you making jokes about it is funny.
So don't start showing up defending a denomination that's not being attacked and is so large and deep-seated it doesn't even need to be defended in the first place even if it was being attacked.
So don't start showing up defending a denomination that's not being attacked and is so large and deep-seated it doesn't even need to be defended in the first place even if it was being attacked.
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infinitereaper (11/26/2015) [-] No they're joking about the unfortunate realities they live with you retarded twat. **** I don't even like people but your comment pissed me off.
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EdwardNigma 
ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-] She looks like something out of a nightmare I had once.
**** was gross.
**** was gross.
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anon (11/26/2015) [-]
Being a minority is highly correlated with lower socioeconomic status. Being poor is what makes things like this. The sad reality is that it is very unlikely for someone to go from lower class to middle class, or "rags to riches" if you will, thus since black people have been poor in recent decades, they continue to be poor on average. They aren't bragging about it, they are bringing it to light with humor.
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mattygosling (11/26/2015) [-]
id rather have it like that than everyone saying **** behind peoples back and being passive aggressive all day, for it then to all blow up after some drinks
im english so we dont celebrate your fake christmas but the latter happens every year on xmas
im english so we dont celebrate your fake christmas but the latter happens every year on xmas
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taniv (11/26/2015) [-] Self-deprecating humour, because the black youth of our generation know full well that their communities are problem ridden so they make jokes about it to lighten the mood. Like when Louis C.K. makes fun of 40 year old white dudes, it's how he copes with his middle aged lifestyle. Would you rather they not be making those jokes and join the growing "PC" culture everyone on this site complains about?
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commoncrunch (11/26/2015) [-] Admittedly, the humor is lost on me. He's painted as a controlling douche, but I've yet to see him get his just desserts.
That I will admit I only saw the first episode that introduced him, and none of the subsequent episodes. You can blame me being too poor for cable and too lazy to torrent for that.
That I will admit I only saw the first episode that introduced him, and none of the subsequent episodes. You can blame me being too poor for cable and too lazy to torrent for that.
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opticmonkey (11/26/2015) [-] Meh, I kinda wish he was only there for one episode. Having him there as an ongoing character kind of makes the jokes too easy imo, they can basically do whatever they want and put a pc spin on it now and everyone will find it funny. it feels like pandering
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captainbalu (11/25/2015) [-] **captainbalu used "*roll picture*"**
**captainbalu rolled image** mfw fresh, good quality black tweets
**captainbalu rolled image** mfw fresh, good quality black tweets
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bunner (11/25/2015) [-]
Tfw you laugh at these knowing you can relate and actually see some family members through these
Then come down to the comments seeing everyone talking about how dysfunctional black families are
its almost as if not being from a certain culture doesn't allow you to relate to it
Then come down to the comments seeing everyone talking about how dysfunctional black families are
its almost as if not being from a certain culture doesn't allow you to relate to it
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fukkentyranitar (11/26/2015) [-] Its like subscribing but for specific content and posts.
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creepingorion (11/26/2015) [-] I'm going to be surrounded by even more drunken assholes than usual.
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-] All of my other family members are spending thanksgiving in other places so there's only gonna be like 5 people here this year, while 4 years ago we had the entire family in one place, that's like 14 adults, 5 kids, and like 8 teenagers
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foodyquest (11/25/2015) [-] All these aunt comebacks it's like they are becoming self aware of their stereotypes!
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thefourthdirective (11/26/2015) [-] It was really funny but the the Thanksgivingclapbacks were terrible
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emptysuperman ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-] I don't know who this black family is, but they are not very good at relationships.
