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User avatar #66 to #1 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Just tell me... whatdoyawant?
User avatar #7 to #1 - Kaellnx (01/09/2016) [-]
The fuck, nightmare before Christmas
#8 - vladhellsing ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Thankfully they're easy to spot in the snow.
#13 to #8 - varium (01/09/2016) [-]
Sure when there is light like for one hour in the day, wait until sun goes down.
#36 to #8 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
The Black Satans - The Satan Of Hell Is that Black Satans?
#40 to #36 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
"the satan of hell" seems quite a redundant title
#22 - softcover (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
Metal mentioned, swell with rising temperatures.
User avatar #2 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Why is metal such a huge thing in the Scandinavian countries? They seem like the least "metal" countries on earth, except for Finland. Finland is pretty brutal, but you need to be when Russia invades you every 3 days.
#29 to #2 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
finland isnt part of scandinavia.

skandinavia is norway sweden and denmark


fennos skandinavia is norway sweden denmark finland and northwest russia

nordics is the most common name but this would leave out north west russia and add in iceland.
User avatar #11 to #2 - bloodrocutation ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
nearly all the good old school black metal comes from norway, there's some good death metal and power metal from sweden
User avatar #49 to #2 - eplejuice (01/09/2016) [-]
I would recommend reseaching the Norwegian black metal scene, where black metal stems from.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Norwegian_black_metal_scene

know it facts and myths, its quite entertaining
inb4 "wikipedia isnt a reliable source"-fag
User avatar #86 to #49 - whimsicalmagnus (01/10/2016) [-]
not a reliable source fag

joking aside that was kind of interesting but I personally prefer Folk Metal from the Scandinavian countries, like Korpiklaani and Finntroll, none the less pretty intresting, might check out the bands when get the itch for something different
#81 to #49 - subspacessparta (01/10/2016) [-]
The story about Per Ohlin, the vocalist in the band Mayhem is really interesting imo.
Here's a imgur album about him which describes his life pretty well.
pic related, Per Ohlin.
imgur.com/gallery/NPNV1
#82 to #81 - eplejuice (01/10/2016) [-]
ye he is definitely an interesting guy. I feel sorry for him tho, his depression and suicide was exploited by euronymous

quote from wikipedia
Necrobutcher recalls how Euronymous told him of the suicide:

Øystein called me up the next day ... and says, "Dead has done something really cool! He killed himself". I thought, have you lost it? What do you mean cool? He says, "Relax, I have photos of everything". I was in shock and grief. He was just thinking how to exploit it. So I told him, "OK. Don't even ******* call me before you destroy those pictures".
User avatar #83 to #82 - subspacessparta (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's a tragic story. people belive he suffered of Cotard Delusion which basically is where you think you are dead or parts of your body are dead/ dying.
User avatar #50 to #2 - subspacessparta (01/09/2016) [-]
Atleast in Sweden it isn't as big that you might think, Swerden mostly just listens to the stuff America listens to.
User avatar #68 to #50 - wtfduud (01/09/2016) [-]
It might not be big in Sweden compared to other musical genres, but Metal is popular in Sweden compared to other countries.
User avatar #20 to #2 - lesgrossman (01/09/2016) [-]
Black metal started in my country, but as a musician i rarely meet people who are really into metal. It's like any other country really.
User avatar #30 to #20 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
(I asumme that you're from Norway). Actually, there were several Proto-Black Metal acts much earlier than in Norway. UK (Venom), Sweden (Bathory), Japan (Sabbat, White Hell...)
#26 to #2 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Finnish "brutality" stems from isolation in a cold climate, just like northern Sweden and Norway. Helsinki, for example, is just as non-metal as the other majorly populated areas in Scandinavia.
#27 to #26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It's also worth to note that Nordic people that live up north in isolation are the equivalent of American rednecks. So yeah, they're about as badass as a fat American rancher with a gun collection. They themselves think they're cool and badass, but everyone else just looks down on them.
User avatar #32 to #27 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah but the difference being , a redneck makes country music , and that **** is gay as **** .

Black metal may be autsitic , but at least it's not gay.
#43 to #32 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
>autistic
User avatar #46 to #32 - tittysugar (01/09/2016) [-]
Sorry everything cant livd up to your justin bieber standard, but there is no bad music, only different tastes.
User avatar #58 to #46 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
did I say black metal is bad?
something being autistic doesn't render it bad.
how about you stop making assumptions for a second and think about why one could possibly have a different opinion than you.
User avatar #72 to #58 - wtfduud (01/09/2016) [-]
"something being autistic doesn't render it bad. "

Yes, yes it does.
User avatar #61 to #58 - tittysugar (01/09/2016) [-]
Lol, k, get real

'May be' what the **** does that infer? Saying may be autistic is derogatory, 'but at least its not'.

**** yourself, seriously cause youd have to be a true aspie to not see your own thought process.

Its global faggot day on fj apparently.
#62 to #61 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
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I didn't know you were a league player m8.

Say, what happens when I drop you into a lake? Does it turn into a 2nd dead-sea?
User avatar #63 to #62 - tittysugar (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea dude, totally.
#64 to #63 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
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Well, you should start donating blood then, you're gonna make millions.
#52 to #32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
No I've noticed rednecks either are into country or metal (or rock and roll really that whole gamut)
#44 to #32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Uhhh?.. no.
User avatar #5 to #2 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Because metal music in general stands for rebellion/non-comformity/against the system type of mindset, which coupled with the Scandinavians' interest for their Norse culture and a stand against the imposed Christian church, well, that's what you get.

Of course, that's only part of the roots of black metal, a lot of the rest of the approach stems from nihilistic and/or misanthropic mentalities.
User avatar #14 to #5 - everheat (01/09/2016) [-]
Also it's ******* dark all the time so everyone's depressed.
User avatar #31 to #5 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
But even earlier before Scandinavian Black Metal, there was a big wave of Scandinavian Heavy Metal bands.
User avatar #34 to #31 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Not that prominent, however. Most Scandinavian acts took the torch, sort of speak, from Brit bands that started the "extreme metal" trend, like Venom

Let's face it, except for Denmark, the rest of the Scandinavian (and Finland) countries are known for bands such as Celtic Frost, Mayhem, Daktrthrone, Emperor, etc.
User avatar #38 to #34 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, it depends from which view you see it. Of course Scandinavian Countries are mostly know because of Black Metal bands, but if you want to talk about European Heavy Metal, Thrash, Speed, you have bands such as Heavy Load, Artillery, Europe, Torch, Hexenhaus, mighty Mercyful Fate & King Diamond (which was labeled in the early 80s as Black Metal. First concept of Black Metal was just about Satanism.), Oz, Mindless Sinner, Gotham City, Pretty Maids, Agony... and the list goes on and on...

P.S. Aren't Celtic Frost from Switzerland?
User avatar #39 to #38 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I was talking about Scandinavian metal, mostly. Of course there's a ******** of European metal (which, personally, I find more attractive than US metal bands, especially after the 2000s) like Kreator, Testament and whatnot

However, I don't think anyone can't deny that early black/death metal bands from Northern Europe were heavily influenced by Brit (and some American) bands. That's what I was trying to get across.
From my point of view, they took some of the core concepts and turned it up to 120%, while distilling some elements.
User avatar #87 to #39 - metalexplain (01/10/2016) [-]
Sorry, we're I meant "European Heavy Metal, Thrash Speed etc", I meant Scandinavian. All of the bands mentioned above are mostly from Sweden.
#35 to #34 - chrispthesebbe (01/09/2016) [-]
Not adding Saturicon and dimmu borgir
User avatar #37 to #35 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
>Implying Dimmu Borgir were relevant

Don't get me wrong, I love the **** out of Dimmu up until Abrahadabra - but let's face it, their only impact was making pseudo-black metal commercial and/or accessible
User avatar #3 to #2 - hfw ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd say it's because of how important scandinavian countries have been to black and death metal.

Norway is renowned to be the birthplace of black metal, and alot of influential figures to the black metal scene came from Norway. We've also got some pretty big death metal bands, and the same goes for Sweden and Finland.

Sweden (along with the UK), were the fathers of melodic death metal, and along with Finland, are the biggest in the subgenre.
User avatar #10 to #3 - mcmanybucks (01/09/2016) [-]
We have some metal in denmark too....


i think..

volbeat?.. **** .
#15 to #10 - holmborn (01/09/2016) [-]
Denmark is more into classic rock/metal over black and death metal.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mcmanybucks (01/09/2016) [-]
yea..but we just aint good at producin it..we got lucky with DML and Kim Larsen..
#25 to #16 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
hatesphere.
#17 to #16 - holmborn (01/09/2016) [-]
thats a very narrow view. We have a lot more bands that produce rock and metal. They are just not as widely known.
Volbeat, like you mentioned is danish, Metallica's drummer is danish just to name a few.
making music is a tough job, and its even tougher to make money from it. the toughest part is getting noticed.
User avatar #47 to #17 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Ahem...

King Diamond
#53 to #10 - marshwulff (01/09/2016) [-]
To be fair Volbeat is also one of, if not the biggest metal band in Scandinavia atm. But we have a lot of very good metal here. Mnemic, Svartsot, Huldre, Artillery, Mercyful Fate only to name a few.
User avatar #4 to #3 - snowvahkiin ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Not just the birth of black metal, they birthed the concept of the darker tones of metal. Black metal was that weird in between post thrash and modern day metal.
User avatar #28 to #4 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
and dont forget folk metal.
User avatar #56 to #28 - snowvahkiin ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Folk metal what created in england.
User avatar #57 to #56 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
first folk metal bands were indeed from england. but it never lead to anything, until finnish bands like korpiklaani and finntroll revitalized it and started popularizing the genre in the early 21 century
#23 to #18 - fullfrontal (01/09/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/MrStonebeliever
well i got the stone you got some metal

User avatar #60 to #23 - eskaywalker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**** yeah stoner rock. Truckfighters - Mind Control
#75 to #18 - throwingmylifeaway ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Cobalt - Gin
US has pretty interesting black metal too.
#79 to #75 - darkvanguard (01/09/2016) [-]
Damn that is pretty good. Thanks for sharing.
#65 - cashue ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Yaaay not trying to be edgy, but when it comes to black metal this number is more than related
User avatar #12 - asmodeu (01/09/2016) [-]
Is this legit ? It sounds legit...
User avatar #21 to #12 - newepic ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I havent heard anything about this, then again im not even sure we have parkrangers....
#24 to #12 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
We don't even have park rangers, so no.
#59 to #24 - cherubium (01/09/2016) [-]
We do in Sweden.

>One in working for Jämtland county.
#69 to #59 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Not exactly the same thing.
#74 to #69 - cherubium (01/09/2016) [-]
how so?
#84 to #74 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
They're different, but somewhat similar occupations.
#85 to #84 - cherubium (01/10/2016) [-]
Thats peculiar because the international ranger website states that Sweden has park rangers and that guy is one.
User avatar #42 to #24 - doitlater (01/09/2016) [-]
but if you have no park rangers it would be true 75% of nobody is still pretty much nobody, what is the amount of park rangers looking for metal bands
#45 to #42 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm sure you were trying to be funny, but that makes zero sense and isn't funny.
User avatar #48 to #45 - doitlater (01/09/2016) [-]
all I was saying was that because there are no park rangers the work done by park rangers is 0. But if 75% of the work is looking for black metal bands that would mean 75% of 0, what is still 0. that´s why the statement that 75% of scandinavian park ranger,s work is rescuing metal bands is correct because of the absence of rangers.
#73 to #48 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
That's not how math works.
User avatar #70 - pocketstooheavy (01/09/2016) [-]
Black Metal mentioned.

Swell with The Black Satans.

(Make sure to watch in 240p for true brutality)

The Black Satans - The Satan Of Hell
#77 to #70 - dawnofrts (01/09/2016) [-]
*high jinks ensues*
User avatar #76 to #70 - iqequalzero ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow, a new tier of **** has been discovered.
#80 - benadryl (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
" **** , Abbath, where could I have dropped those car keys?"
#67 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
#6 - sketchysketchist (01/09/2016) [-]
Well it serves those sick **** right.
How dare they go out hunting an innocent and majestic creature.

Just looks at this amazing creature. Look at the details of it's color forming what appears to be a very specific fetish.
User avatar #55 to #6 - deroderpderp ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
What the **** is that?
#71 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Deck the Halls Metal Style! - Death Metal Christmas Parody Song @RogerBeaujard Deck the Halls with sounds of Metal.
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
Tis the season to be brutal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
User avatar #19 - improbable (01/09/2016) [-]
first it was finnish park rangers now its scandinavin park rangers in general
User avatar #54 to #19 - achphoenix ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
meme degradation
#9 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
White metal master race.
User avatar #33 to #9 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
By White Metal you mean...? Stryper..?
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