Black Man With GUNS. . Looks like we got a problem here. Butload' tytytyty an the plane S with these guns.. why is your hand there?
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#2 - bigmaeck (06/12/2014) [-]
why is your hand there?
User avatar #21 to #2 - tittylovin (06/13/2014) [-]
that's the joke
#23 to #21 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
Not even close.

The joke is wordplay on muscular arms being "guns" while bigmaeck is stating that ************ is getting a little backdoor surprise visitor.
#3 to #2 - gilliam ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
-3
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#8 - Rascal (06/12/2014) [-]
Did she find his 2 handed ebony great-sword too? Skyrim-joke
User avatar #18 to #8 - babyanalraper (06/12/2014) [-]
They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords
#5 - IamPinhead (06/12/2014) [-]
Swolestation is still a crime, even if I didn't catch u mirin'.
#yesallmen
User avatar #91 to #5 - hektoroftroy (06/13/2014) [-]
This is the best ******* comment I've seen on this site in a long time
#6 to #5 - theonemica (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure part of that is the reason why she's in jail now.
#12 to #5 - kristovsky (06/12/2014) [-]
All the privileged normal people don't know the pain

Check your thin privilege.
#74 to #12 - IamPinhead (06/13/2014) [-]
Finding jeans that fit both my waist and my thighs is a trial of will.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ehzio (06/12/2014) [-]
I never had any problem taking off my pants past the quads, it's the calves that makes taking my pants off hard
User avatar #14 to #13 - kristovsky (06/12/2014) [-]
I get loose fits, but its always trouble finding jeans that fit my quads without going beyond my waist size, see its getting the things on that's the trouble
User avatar #15 to #14 - ehzio (06/12/2014) [-]
that is true, I'm a size 31 but due to my quads not even fitting in a 31, I have to up it to 33-34. I have to wear a belt with more holes than 50 cent to even hold it up
User avatar #17 to #15 - kristovsky (06/12/2014) [-]
Truth bro, truth.
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#27 - finalfantasymaster (06/13/2014) [-]
mfw when i have girly hips and more than 1 guy confused me with a girl
mfw when i have girly hips and more than 1 guy confused me with a girl
User avatar #49 to #27 - venomousvalentine (06/13/2014) [-]
I feel you.
User avatar #54 to #27 - bluelightbebop (06/13/2014) [-]
I...

Wanna see as well...

please
User avatar #63 to #27 - lotengo ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I love beating the **** out of feminine looking guys. No homo, its a dominance thing
User avatar #29 to #27 - shadowsynergy (06/13/2014) [-]
Become a trap...
Then let me screw you.
User avatar #30 to #29 - kitarierose ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Make that a three-way
User avatar #33 to #30 - iitoxictz (06/13/2014) [-]
Add a british accent and I'm in
#36 to #33 - DmOnZ (06/13/2014) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you people
you have to take him to dinner first
User avatar #92 to #33 - marioslmg (06/13/2014) [-]
You always need a gay guy for support
User avatar #45 to #27 - donttasemebro (06/13/2014) [-]
i....i... i kinda wanna see what that looks like.
#96 to #94 - xxmemosxx ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
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#62 to #27 - zombiesnipertwo (06/13/2014) [-]
become a trap
#34 - eatchickendaily (06/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #52 to #34 - retardeddinosaur (06/13/2014) [-]
Requesting source or name of the movie
User avatar #56 to #52 - eatchickendaily (06/13/2014) [-]
Terrible male children the sequel

Bad Boys 2
#58 to #56 - thebellboy (06/13/2014) [-]
you deserve the toppest of keks good sir.
you deserve the toppest of keks good sir.
#48 to #34 - rollfourexplain (06/13/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 0,195**

What movie is this?
#53 to #48 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
Bad Boys II
User avatar #22 - leonhardt (06/13/2014) [-]
This sounds like the start to a b-grade porno
#24 to #22 - luderudecrude (06/13/2014) [-]
It's the show Orange is the New Black. It's a good show, if you have netflix i recommend it.
User avatar #28 to #24 - leonhardt (06/13/2014) [-]
Is it a b-grade porno?
User avatar #37 to #28 - secretdestroyers (06/13/2014) [-]
Sometimes, but it's pretty much all lesbian stuff!
User avatar #38 to #37 - leonhardt (06/13/2014) [-]
Rad
#59 to #28 - luderudecrude (06/13/2014) [-]
It' has a fair bit of titties in it and some lesbian scenes, but no, it's just a show.
User avatar #31 to #28 - blackrosedragon (06/13/2014) [-]
Sometimes.
#32 - Byte (06/13/2014) [-]
Flip the gender roles around. Is it still acceptable?
User avatar #93 to #32 - negerslaktarn (06/13/2014) [-]
***** its twice the funny. you are just trying to start unneccesary **** storms bro. no one gives a **** about femenism
#43 to #32 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
No it isn't, men aren't dumb enough to bitch about getting a compliment. Only a woman would scream rape at a compliment...
#46 to #43 - rollfourexplain (06/13/2014) [-]
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Huh? First of all, the TSA doesn't even let opposite genders pat down. Frankly it would depend entirely on the context and the personalities. I suppose a sassy/humorous slightly cubby black man patting down a very fit woman with modest clothing would be roughly equally humorous?
#60 to #46 - jsprmp (06/13/2014) [-]
this
#50 to #46 - tacoperson (06/13/2014) [-]
Except if he commented on her body in a way similar to that (sexually) he would be in a lot more trouble. Prolly get fired.
#83 to #32 - kingpongthedon (06/13/2014) [-]
Absolutely not. It doesn't matter if you're male, female, shemale, or Gmail, you can't get on the plane with those guns.

But seriously, the original isn't acceptable either. The entire joke is premised on the fact that it's not cool for the TSA agent to be feeling up this dude.

I'm really ******* tired of this whole anti-feminism thing on this site. Just like the whole Bieber thing, the only time I actually see any of this feminist propaganda or whatever the **** we're calling it is on this site. I'm at a college that is right next door to the state house, if they were protesting I'd have seen it. If they were meeting with the press, I'd have seen it. If they were going to buy milk, I'd have ******* seen it. I haven't yet, which leads me to believe they don't exist, at least not on any sort of scale that will impact me at all (outside of having to see it for zero ******* reason on this site). Y'all might as well be fighting polio, yeah the "enemy" sucks, but it isn't something that people have any legitimate reason to fear. Seriously, this whole anti-feminism thing is just another FJ fad. Let it ******* die like the rest of them. Rant over.
#51 to #32 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
Who said it was acceptable? The guy actually looks pretty creeped out by it
#69 to #51 - theflamingspork (06/13/2014) [-]
I dont think you know about the amazing new fad called "acting" its very new but you probably never heard about it...
#40 - Temari (06/13/2014) [-]
Orange is the New Black is an amazing show. Funny as hell too.
Orange is the New Black is an amazing show. Funny as hell too.
User avatar #73 to #40 - theflamingspork (06/13/2014) [-]
I know! Season 2 was amazing, it filled a lot of back stories from so many characters!!
#95 to #73 - gisle (06/13/2014) [-]
The last episode of season 2.... Damn that was great
User avatar #98 to #95 - theflamingspork (06/13/2014) [-]
for real! i was happy as **** !
#26 - blackermagic (06/13/2014) [-]
isnt that soul plane
isnt that soul plane
User avatar #10 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (06/12/2014) [-]
Season 2 of Orange is the new black.
One of my favorite shows on netflix
#4 - Rascal (06/12/2014) [-]
souce...Orange is the new black
hell of a show :'D
#84 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - payseht ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
she thought she found a concealed baseball in the second panel
#61 - jsprmp (06/13/2014) [-]
>TSA Mentioned
>Swell with....something
User avatar #64 to #61 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
That didn't need to be brought here at all.
#82 - garymfnoak (06/13/2014) [-]
Is no one going to point out that this woman is called "Black Cindy" in the subtitles? To make sure you don't think it's "Asian Cindy" or "White Cindy" talking.
User avatar #85 to #82 - JOEKEWL (06/13/2014) [-]
It's her prison nickname.
Orange is the New Black if you didn't know.
There's also a guard nicknamed pornstache.
User avatar #35 - Brass (06/13/2014) [-]
That guy has two tickets to the gun shows.
-fully armed?
-locked and loaded?
-I only had two jokes and now I am stretching it?
#9 - Rascal (06/12/2014) [-]
Those aren't guns, they're barely above girly.
User avatar #1 - sneperker (06/12/2014) [-]
hehe
#55 - fourchinsbrah (06/13/2014) [-]
mfw 			*******		 trying to be funny
mfw ******* trying to be funny
#65 to #55 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/13/2014) [-]
at least black peoples faces match when they say lmao instead of just sitting there like as they type lmao. WRITING LMAO WITHOUT IN REAL LIFE IS ******* FAKE FALSE ADVERTISEMENT YOU STUPID CUNT GET A ******* CLUE
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
What the Hell am I reading? I know you're one of those trolls but this was especially nonsensical.
#70 to #66 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/13/2014) [-]
white people meah
black people neah

ok?
User avatar #71 to #70 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #76 to #75 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
User avatar #78 to #77 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #80 to #79 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
#67 to #55 - fukkentyranitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah...stop posting.
User avatar #72 to #67 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
He still got people upset, I guess.
#89 to #55 - norkas (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh god it's you again.
#39 - hitro (06/13/2014) [-]
Silly girl,

That's not where he put the bikes he stole!
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