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bitch got rekt

Hotel Room! Going to Sleep Soon
What are you talking
about? I set my camera
on a timer!
Stop lying Chelsea I
know you' re not alone in
that hotel room.
Yes I am! I swear baby
you know I would never
cheat.
Then why the **** are
there MEN' S BOOTS in
your second snapchat. I
can' t go through this
again. I' m calling a
lawyer.
Gotcha, bitch!
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#2 - tryg (01/03/2016) [-]
"Can't go through this again"? What did she do the first time?
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User avatar #139 to #2 - djpharaoh (01/04/2016) [-]
He's most likely describing a previous relationship where he was cheated on before. I doubt he's referring to her.
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User avatar #41 to #2 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
I figured the idiot was married before, what I dont get is, the man figured the both hoes were cheating on him, so hes not THAT dumb..........then why the **** would he marry again?!?!
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#56 to #41 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
If you give up on finding happiness after one failure, you don't deserve happiness. Seriously, being in a relationship is hard work, not saying you should forgive the person cheating on you, but you should not hate on an entire gender because of it either. There are plenty marriages that works out, you just hear about the ones that doesn't work out faster, because you don't have to wait a lifetime to know if the marriage succeeded or not.
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#76 to #56 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
marriage == happiness
Do you ever have any thoughts that are not government propaganda, little droid?
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User avatar #57 to #56 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
Well you can have your ********* , Im more than ok with that, but dont risk half your **** for no reason.
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User avatar #70 to #59 - fresighto (01/04/2016) [-]
Ding ding ding
Prenup, fuccbois
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User avatar #84 to #59 - Indoknight (01/04/2016) [-]
That can get thrown out by the judge. Doesn't always work.
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User avatar #111 to #84 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
You'd know , you curries are really good at the whole marriage thing!
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User avatar #152 to #84 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
That WILL get thrown out by the judge. (especially female judge) Sorry had to correct you
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#99 to #84 - herokamikun ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
yes, but that's usually only if there was a domestic abuse charge
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#104 to #99 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
so your saying i should use something that may not work and act like it infallible.
right, on the other hand i can just not marry not like the meaning holds anymore anyway.
pretty soon yo can marry whatever makes you happy as long as you pay the church

what a joke, happiness, how about the only way they can tax two people as one ********
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User avatar #153 to #59 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Good luck with that in america.
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#65 to #41 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
When you accidentally choke while drinking water, do you also stop drinking any water whatsoever for the rest of your life? Man, I tripped when I was walking once - that's it, I'm not dumb enough to walk again, time to get a wheelchair.

That's how stupid is what you say.
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User avatar #85 to #65 - Indoknight (01/04/2016) [-]
Marriage, unlike water, is unnecessary for survival. At the same time, having a broken heart is way more painful than choking on water for a few seconds so I don't really understand your point.

Marriage is a lot more risky and serious than drinking water or walking around.
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User avatar #90 to #85 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
At that means you can be a coward and give up when you fail merely once?

Please, I'm way past being fifteen years old, eventually that "broken heart is the most painful experience ever" wears out.

Point is: Calling someone dumb for marrying a second time is being a whiny little bitch who is afraid of risk and failure. Life like that isn't even worth living.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - Indoknight (01/04/2016) [-]
Have you ever been divorced/cheated on? Ever had friends go through those things?

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User avatar #93 to #91 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
Yes. And I you don't see me QQing about it for the rest of my life like a whiny little bitch, moving on instead. This is exactly why I am so confident regarding what I say. Any further inquiries?
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User avatar #100 to #93 - Indoknight (01/04/2016) [-]
How would one get over it so quick?
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User avatar #102 to #100 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
Who said it can be quick? I sure as hell didn't.

Some things are painful and take years to go through. But one thing going bad shouldn't affect everything else that happens later. It's important to find that strenght and make whatever is coming next better than what is already behind you. Some time of griefing is inevitable, and actually necessary to get over something, but it should end eventually nonetheless.

Getting married for a second time is not dumb. If you eventually find someone new and you will truly feel this is the right thing to do, then just do it. >>#41 made a childish, edgy statement that is undeniably wrong. That's all I'm saying.
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User avatar #113 to #102 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
y u so mean to indo?
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User avatar #127 to #113 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't try to be mean, sometiems maybe brutally honest, because I think it's the best of addressing a problem that people like to drag out when it's unnecessary. Direct, firm approach, you know? It may sound cruel, but the truth is that until you start treating your problems this way, you will have hard time getting rid of them.

If it sounds mean, then I apologise, it was not my specific intention.
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#131 to #127 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
Oh you can be firm to me all night cia ;)
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User avatar #128 to #127 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
The best way* sorry
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User avatar #150 to #65 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
The same answer every time.......you can have a partner without marriage you know, they wont burn you at the stake for it anymore, unless youre muslim.
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User avatar #208 to #150 - ciacheczko (01/06/2016) [-]
So what? You can jump from a bridge for all I ******* care, and yet you don't. Maybe some people WANT to get married, what the **** is wrong with you? Man, your brain clearly lacks some basic functionality, you're not worth having a conversation with.
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User avatar #209 to #208 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Ditto sir ditto.
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User avatar #72 to #65 - askafj (01/04/2016) [-]
Isn't that picture from porn?
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User avatar #83 to #72 - broswagonist (01/04/2016) [-]
No, pretty sure this is taken straight from the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels
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User avatar #101 to #83 - askafj (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't even know if you're serious or trolling right now.
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#126 to #101 - broswagonist (01/04/2016) [-]
More specifically it's from the fourth book, "Scott Pilgrim Gets it Together". Why would I be trolling?
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#75 to #41 - kingderps (01/04/2016) [-]
You don't deserve thumbs down for your comment. People don't realize what a fraud marriage is most of the time.
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User avatar #156 to #75 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Like 99% of the time, ya.
Sadly americunts (and most of the stupid ******* world) are indoctrinated to associate relationship (sex) with marriage, and taught that anything else is weird and damn near heretical, like its still the ******* dark ages. But since many americunts are still christfags i understand, but this **** is still propagated all around the world.
Just look at the trained monkeys and white knights in this thread alone.......it's a sad world we live in.
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#42 to #2 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
The man is overreacting
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#77 to #42 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Am I the only one here who gets the joke?
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User avatar #46 to #45 - jcityboy (01/04/2016) [-]
doesnt look like bait, im guessing hes just making fun of SJW (how they might react)
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User avatar #48 to #46 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
Check his profile, hes a ********** ........and since i posted, people already fed him more.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - jcityboy (01/04/2016) [-]
oh, i didnt even bother checking, thanks
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User avatar #50 to #49 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
Np and remember dont feed the trolls
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User avatar #96 to #46 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
No, you're right, in this case, it was making fun of how an SJW would act. People got the joke on all the other posts, but not this one.
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User avatar #155 to #96 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Honestly did you expect to post that ******* ugly face here and get greens for it? Really? I dont think so.
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User avatar #154 to #96 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
I saw some of your other comments, youre a troll, ********** or both either way **** you
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User avatar #142 to #96 - satansferret ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I thought it was well done.
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#121 to #42 - Lookinatstuff (01/04/2016) [-]
Sorry I didn't have 41 more thumbs to give you. You didn't deserve this.
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User avatar #106 to #42 - centurionprime (01/04/2016) [-]
sorry your comment backfired but I enjoy seeing that face next to a bunch of red thumbs
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User avatar #67 to #42 - lmOldGreg (01/04/2016) [-]
God. Her asshole would be destroyed...
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User avatar #110 to #42 - killboy (01/04/2016) [-]
It was a post ironic funny memerino joke, you ******* imbeciles. Don't thumb him down.
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User avatar #137 to #42 - asmodeu (01/04/2016) [-]
This is not even bait, this is a straight up joke.
You post a pic of that bitch saying feminist things - it's just a meme bro.
Honestly, I don't understand why this comment is not greened up.
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User avatar #124 to #2 - andywazowski (01/04/2016) [-]
Cheated, obviously.
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User avatar #66 to #2 - ieatbengay (01/04/2016) [-]
you can see why he went back though
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User avatar #26 to #2 - kageshi (01/04/2016) [-]
37
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User avatar #29 to #26 - zourch ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
in a row?
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User avatar #35 to #29 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

Thirty-seven, my girlfriend's sucked thirty-seven dicks!
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#51 to #35 - threeeighteen ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Wouldn't of gotten the joke if it weren't you for. Kudos.
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#61 to #51 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
>wouldn't of
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User avatar #88 to #61 - paraxo ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
People say that where I live. It started out as "Wouldn't've"
Basically mashing "Wouldn't" and "Would've" into one word

Oh the nuances of the english language
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User avatar #145 to #88 - dorkledumbs (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, but he's typing

Why not just type Wouldn't have?
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User avatar #146 to #145 - threeeighteen ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
More importantly, who gives a **** .
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User avatar #147 to #146 - dorkledumbs (01/04/2016) [-]
We do
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User avatar #148 to #147 - threeeighteen ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Wouldn't of known that...
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#32 to #29 - titusbraovdo (01/04/2016) [-]
******* gets me every time.
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#3 to #2 - funnyhard [OP](01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Dude thinks he can make a hoe a housewife.
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User avatar #13 to #3 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Either that, or he went through a similar situation with someone else before.
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User avatar #36 to #13 - echsa (01/04/2016) [-]
these are the same boots from the first time
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User avatar #166 to #13 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Thats what I was always thinking.
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User avatar #9 to #2 - europe (01/03/2016) [-]
Something that he should've permanently dumped her ass for
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User avatar #16 to #9 - mrwalkerfour (01/04/2016) [-]
its possible that he meant a previous partner cheated on him, and he cant go through with it again with his current partner. maybe thats what happened
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User avatar #52 to #16 - europe (01/04/2016) [-]
True
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User avatar #167 to #16 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Yep.
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User avatar #4 - Maroon (01/03/2016) [-]
having the guy you're cheating with take pictures for your husband. Pretty ******* brazen.
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#5 - rayeightk (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Act casual............
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User avatar #6 to #5 - funnyhard [OP](01/03/2016) [-]
Where dis GIF from, mane?
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#7 to #6 - rayeightk (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Family guy star wars version.
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#8 to #7 - funnyhard [OP](01/03/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Thanks. Here's your reward.
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#11 to #8 - guanyu (01/03/2016) [-]
0/10
drinks warm soda
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#30 to #11 - lmrml (01/04/2016) [-]
meh, root beer is good every now and again when warm not like sunbathed warm but just sorta not cold
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#10 to #8 - rayeightk (01/03/2016) [-]
Not really that great of a reward man.
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#43 to #10 - captainbalu (01/04/2016) [-]
Are you ******* gay or what?
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User avatar #63 to #43 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
no, there's just not enough dick in the image
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User avatar #87 to #5 - dummerbaztard (01/04/2016) [-]
lol I was listening to this song when I saw your gif and it felt like it was dancing to it Sound Stabs - Pyromaniac (Official)
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#89 to #87 - rayeightk (01/04/2016) [-]
GIF
That fits perfectly.
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User avatar #14 - themastertroller ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
"cant go through this again"

so much power in that sentence
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User avatar #39 to #14 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
What power? The idiot got ****** over once, and then he marries again, hes a ******* idiot, I almost hope the whore got half his **** again.
You know that if its in america it doesnt matter what the bitch does, she always gets half your **** , why do these idiots keep getting married, ******* suckers.
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#40 to #39 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
because contrary to popular belief, not everyone wants to be alone. people want love.

who would want to ******* die alone old and bitter, never having a partner to share yourself with?
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User avatar #44 to #40 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
You can have a ********* and not be married, obviously being married doesnt prevent a whore to sleep around, so what the ******* point, besides risking loosing half your **** to a whore...........marriage is, and always was pointless. I get some of the insurance ******** , especially in america, but still, **** that.
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User avatar #58 to #44 - ninjaroo (01/04/2016) [-]
What a sad life you must lead, to either legitimately think like that or find it worth your while to troll that hard.
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User avatar #165 to #58 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Im actually very happy all things considered, and please do get married son
Maybe I will be the guy ******* YOUR wife
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User avatar #17 - chuffberry (01/04/2016) [-]
if she's about to go to bed, why is daylight clearly coming through the window?
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User avatar #18 to #17 - commencingfailure ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Because the entire thing is fake perhaps? :^)
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#33 - luqmanr (01/04/2016) [-]
nice ass though
nice ass though
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#23 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
Remember guys, if you aren't getting married to secure alliances or get your eugenics program going, you aren't doing it right.
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#80 to #23 - gerfox (01/04/2016) [-]
Spoken like a true CK2 player
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#73 - krayon (01/04/2016) [-]
den deys dis ***** .
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#95 to #73 - sinreaper ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
that's my fav
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User avatar #98 to #73 - thedutchs (01/04/2016) [-]
Holy **** btfo

I would still share the pic with everyone, though
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User avatar #117 to #73 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
"girl of dreams"
Christ...
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#140 to #117 - krayon (01/04/2016) [-]
**krayon used "*roll picture*"**
**krayon rolled image** I can't find the uncensored pic I've tried!
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#144 to #140 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't want it chaika , it's alright
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#115 to #73 - Elk (01/04/2016) [-]
I can't wrap my head around this.

"To make him stop texting me, I'll send him a picture of this guy banging me. I'll show nudity and our faces."

"Man, I'm going to screen shot that and my cringey texts and share it."
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User avatar #60 - xsabrestuff (01/04/2016) [-]
Sad thing about life

Once a cheat, always a cheat.

Date carefully, my fellow FJers.
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#120 to #60 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I actually didn't think that was true when i met this one guy, he seemed super sweet he even told me he cheated in the past though, he was super honest Except about the cheating on me thing
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User avatar #163 to #60 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Heres a better advice, dont get married idiots, dont propagate that retarded ancient ritual.
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User avatar #81 to #60 - asotil (01/04/2016) [-]
Jokes on you, I'm never gonna need your lame advice
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User avatar #162 to #81 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Why? You gay? Or did you give up?
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#19 - originalsss (01/04/2016) [-]
**originalsss used "*roll picture*"**
**originalsss rolled image**You can't put snapchat on a timer
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User avatar #1 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Fuking biitch cheaters.
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User avatar #118 to #1 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
******* bitch valverdes
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User avatar #34 - malkotay (01/04/2016) [-]
Who is this guy at the end? and why is he wearing Trumps hair?
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User avatar #38 to #34 - sudminator (01/04/2016) [-]
Dave Chapelle (comedian) playing a white reporter.
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#132 - ogthegreat (01/04/2016) [-]
I hate when chicks try to play all innocent when they get caugh cheating. I saw a video of a chick who was caught in the act by her husband and then she said "Oh. Sorry. It's not what it looks like. Baby no." In another one, this time the chick was cheating on her man with another chick. The man was less than excited to say the least. She tried to justify it by saying "Well maybe if you'd pay more attention to me, I wouldn't have to cheat in the first place!" There is no justification or a need for cheating. If you've got issues, you talk them out. Cheating is for faggets thirsty faggets who'd rather jeopardize the sanctity of the relationship for a quick thrill instead of taking repsonsibility for their end of the bargain.
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User avatar #160 to #132 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Bitches learn early in life, that they are weak, and that they get preferencial treatment in every situation (those two are ofc conected), even when lying, and once they figure they wont get their ass beat when they lie, they lie all the time, even when they dont have to, just for **** and giggles. They abuse all the perks men give them,and have no shame.
Bitches man......I for one say if a woman cheats on you **** her, but if a married woman cheats on you (and boy she will, dont get married idiots) you have every right to kill her, (just dont be stupid when getting rid of the body) especially in america, do you really want to divorce the cheating whore and then still give her half your **** , because thats exactly what you gonna get in the US.
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#168 to #160 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
Okay, you need help. One, there's a number of reasons why women cheat. Yes, you hit a big nail on the head with your's but not all bitches are the same as you've implied. Two, there's no such thing as a right to kill. Every human life is precious and everyone has the right to life. No one is so perfect that they get to dictate who lives and who doesn't. And it's egotistical as **** to think that just because somebody greaty wronged you, they don't have the right to live. Three, there are plenty of better ways to deal with a cheating whore. Killing her may feel like the right thing because you're pissed but we just went over why that's criminally insane, and the vast majority of people are downright retarded and aren't resourceful enough to deliberately avoid capture by authorities for long. You can file for a divorce. Put away your pride and realize that's the best bet to get that bitch out of your life. You can either get pissed and yell at her or calmly tell her to **** off like this guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k--brpq6-DY. Don't do something incredibly ******* stupid just because that's what you feel like doing. That's the very definition immaturity.
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User avatar #169 to #168 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Take it with a grain of salt I wasnt that serious, not entirely.
It doesnt affect me any, Im never getting married, and unless we are married, then I dont care what (who) the bitch does with her free time outside of me.
But i stand by what I said if a bitch cheats on you in marriage, I say you can do whatever you want to her, you're damn right most people are too stupid to get away with murder (its not that hard really) but if you got married you'll probably too stupid to begin with.
And I'm sorry to burst your bubble but 99% of humans are expendable and completely interchangeable, unless you're a genius or incredibly creative (kinda of an oxymoron) then you have no value to humanity in general. (not that the 99% dont deserve love and some respect, but they really dont matter at all)
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#170 to #169 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
I agree on a two things. Most people are pretty ******* stupid and definately not competant enough to craftiliy escape being caught. Let's exchange methods on how to get away with murder. But calling 99% of the human race expendable is down right diobolical and also wrong. I also disagree with your notion of marriage since marriage is most likely the main reason either of us were born along with a good actual 99% of the human race the last couple of milenia. Besides, marriage isn't a determinant of one's intelligence. They've got absolutely nothing to do with each other. That's just you being bigot. You don't plan on getting married for whatever reasons but that doesn't mean you can be supercilious about it. And creativity is inversely proportionate to how intelligent one is. They are two independant traits. It's not oxymoronic to be a creative genius, especially since the most famous geniuses were also very creative like Da Vinci, Steve Jobs, Eistien, Mozart, you get the point.

I may not know you personally but if that's how you really think of society, I recommend seeking counciling because that **** ain't healthy. Or you could you know, take a step out side every know and then and see how the world truly is. Do a hobby, make some friends, actually discover the true value of a human life.

Or don't and become a super villian. And then get stomped on by Spider-Man. Or the cops if you're unlucky.
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User avatar #171 to #170 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
I like you man, you take your time to give a long answer
Ok point by point, first murder I would (I didnt kill anyone yet....not a human anyway) kill the ****** ofc, (how doesnt matter, but I say if you gonna kill someone, no matter how much you hate them, you have to leave emotions out of it, do it quick and clean) then shove the body in a furnace and smash the remaining bones to dust. Then throw the dust and ash into a river, even if a police dog gets antsy around the river, who the **** cares, the dust is long gone, and even if they fished out a microscopic piece of it....what will that prove? (remember to burn the body, and dispose or the dust away from your home)
99% is expendable, I have little to add to that, like I said they still should (and I hope they do) get love and respect from the other people these individuals personally know.
Yeah marriage was here for millenia, its an **** old and stupid tradition, I get it in the ages past, when the average human life expentancy was about 30 years, in that time finding someone who loves and respects you was a ******* miracle in itself, (even if they cheated on you) my father had about 6-7 children in total, (I'm not even sure, he didnt talk much about the past) and Im the only one he had while married, that includes my two siblings, he only married because that was expected of him.
Doesnt a bigot mean the person is agaist gays? Also what does supercilious mean?
Sure even a literal retard can be a savant artist or a math genius or whatever, but I do very much think intelligence has a lot to do with natural talent and capabilities. Im no expert just my opinion. Oxymoron means saying two things that mean the same thing.....doesnt it? So we said the same thing " since the most famous geniuses were also very creative" .........is that an oxymoron oxymoron?
Funny how often people who dont agree with me here tell me to seek help, Im smarter, more stable, more happy and healthier than most people in the world and thats ******* scary, coz Im a total **** up.
Trust me I see the world as it is, its not pink and full of sunshine and rainbows, neither is it dark and broody, its gray as **** , and if you wanna function in it you gonna learn to swim in it and learn to distinguish the shades of gray (no pun)
I have many acquaintances, tho there are a very few people who I would call friends, and those who I do, those I value more than me sometimes.
Man........dont even kid about me becoming a supervilian I was always a natural leader and a social butterfly, I could make a nazi and a jew shake hands....I did. (well a jew and a skinhead)
And considering what I plan for my future, (no matter how crazy it is) after I get the skills and tactical know how I would need, (part of the plan) I could all too easily get people to follow me to whatever end I wanted to. Ofc I would think of myself as a hero, no villian thinks he's bad guy
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#172 to #171 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
LMFAO "smash the bones to dust." Go big or go home, huh?
Well, I'm glad you're not as far down on the black side of the morality spectrum as I suspected. But aallow me to clarify a few things you're abosutely wrong about. Because if you go out and say this to smarter people, they will either look down on you or roast you on the spot.
-An oxymoron is a contradicting phrase. "He quickly slowly joged." "Little Big Planet is a thing apprently..." Genius and creative don't have opposite meanings.
-A bigot is someone who bashes someone for having a different opinion. "If you life gays, well **** you." is something a homophobic bigot would say.
-Your preception on marriage is based on many falsities. There are plenty of reasons why people want to get married. I encourage you to read more about it on Wikipedia. But it's not because "I'll die soon so may as well hook up with someone." Did someone in your family leave you a bad impression on marriage?
-If you do become a super villian, not that I recommend it, the benefits are **** , can I arch you? I've never arched someone before and I feel like it would be a very liberating experience.
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User avatar #175 to #172 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Btw mr. hero why would you want murder tips?
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#179 to #175 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
Good God man I was kidding.
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User avatar #205 to #179 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Damn man I liked Supernatural a LOT, but it got so repetitive, and the main bad guy (maybe except the first one) always got killed so easily, so anticlimactic.
Still the bros had great chemistry.
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User avatar #176 to #175 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Maybe instead of arching me, you could be my number 2
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#178 to #176 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Hmmm... Idk... maybe when I've given into my hatred and utter contempt for the pervailing ignorance of humanity, I might hollar at you. But only if you have munchkins. Can't unleash my dark side on the masses on an empty stomach.
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User avatar #180 to #178 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
You would eat kittens....... ************ I'm not THAT evil, would baby dolphins do?
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User avatar #181 to #180 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
DOLPHINS ARE PEOPLE TOO.

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I mean, dolphins are an intelligent race and a possible source of man power. If we're doing this, I require a fleet of dolphins with lasers attached to them. For ******* **** u-- I mean research purposes.
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User avatar #182 to #181 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
If we gonna work together we have to learn to compromise.....but what I say goes number 2, how about a fleet of great white sharks with lazers.....and rockets, machine guns and....and MORE DAKKA! And! you can do whatever you want with the dolphins, but leave the kittens alone, or suffer my wrath!
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User avatar #183 to #182 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Holy **** , lasers, rockets, machine guns, escalating amounts of dakka sounds OP as **** .

I'm in.

But not on weekends. I may be second in command to a humanity enslaving master mind but that does not mean I can't go to church. Plus I need an extra day off cuz who wants to work 7 days a week?
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User avatar #186 to #183 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Its a deal.....you know what? You get command of the seas, while I command the land, air and space (if you turn to be really good, you can co-command the land forces with me )
The church........you get to pick an island where we'll build a superchurch (nothing else will do for my number 2) where YOU will spread my message of peace thru power and knowledge, we'll have to build the superchurch (the only one on Earth) since........I would kinda burn down all the others I hope you're ok with that No.2
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User avatar #189 to #186 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Well as long as I get a big ass congregation to preach the word to, I'm game. I shall rename my self Poseidon after the sea god. Ironic that I can't swim but no matter, the sharks shall be my source of travel.
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User avatar #191 to #189 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
You cant swim...shame on you No.2 even puppies can swim...work on it, thats an order.
I sayd it would be a ******* SUPERchurch didnt I!!! The only church on the planet (this planet, I have great plans for after we unite humanity ) All people wishing for religious....whatever (cant think of the word ) would HAVE to come to you, any other religious practices around the world would be punishable by death, on the other hand anyone wishing to hear the great gospel would have state of the art trasportation ready 24/7...........and for the more bold.....trained rideable sharks
I'm a generous god
I hope you understand that would make ME Zeus.....and I'm ok with that
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User avatar #192 to #191 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
I GOT IT! religious fullfilment
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User avatar #193 to #191 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Meh, I don't mind. #2 is a pretty good deal. Besides, it'll be entertaining seeing what plans you have for the world.
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User avatar #196 to #193 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
My plan for the universe you mean right? MUHAHAhahaha.......HAHAHAHAHAHA
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User avatar #197 to #196 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
OK, bring it back down to Saneville buddy.
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User avatar #200 to #197 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh, oh my I dont know what came over me No.2 thank you for keeping me grounded, I know why I keep you around
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User avatar #174 to #172 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
Ps. about my killing...........I had to kill a dog once that attacked me.
And trust me killing that wild (damn near feral) animal made me more sad than killing any human ever could, (and he ******* attacked me!) maybe with the exception of mercy killing a loved one, hopefully I wont have to ever do that.
...............Yeah I dont really like humans, thats no secret of mine.
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#177 to #174 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. It's also not at all that surprising to hearHey, I don't like most humans either, as a matter of fact I think the vast majority of society and future generations are doomed because of their hubris, ignorance, and inability to learn from their mistakes as well as putting the wrong people in positions of power. Unfortunately, we live in a world most people would rather go with the flow or taking the easy passive route. All it takes for evil to succeed is for a good man to do nothing.

Also, I totally forgot about supercilous. Sorry bout that.

And you're letting other people's ****** expiriences cloud your judgement on marriage. I mean, if you don't like it, hey it's not for everyone. But saying that people only marry out of fear is very black and white, therefore wrong since we've established this a grey world. The vast majority use it as a means of solidifying a possibly life long relationship which has benefits in and of itself. Some use it for financial gain. And some use it for fear of lonelyness.

Double also, I know you've established yourself as a superior being but put this into perspective: You didn't know what an oxymoron was, and have shown a failure to understand it if you think marriage out of love is one, a very basic concept mind you, and thought a bigot was related to homosexuals. Those are not things a smart man would say or think. Part of being smart is being fully aware of what you don't know. And while I'm not calling you an idiot, there is this thing called the Dunner-Kruger effect which states that relatively unskilled and incompetent indviduals suffer from an illusion of superiority in their abilities. You should know that you haven't established yourself as someone who is dishtinguishably smart in this conversation, and if you were to say this to less forgiving people they wouldn't hesitate to point out all of the flaws in everything you've said. Don't take this as an insult. Just understand that maybe, just maybe, you may not be as smart as you think you are. Use this as an opportunity to actually learn about... well stuff. Its a big world and a vast sea of knowledge, you can start any where.
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User avatar #184 to #177 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
PS.PS . I sayd the thing about the dog so you dont think I walk around killing kittens for kicks.
Iam very much a good man, just not a nice man, much like my father was. And I do what (little) there is in my power to better the lives of people around me.
I know there are people who find true love, a soul mate if I dare say so, I know there are people who dont cheat, the thing is the vast majority doesn't find that kind of a partner, and I gave up looking some time ago.
Well do YOU know what a protichodný výrok means? (oxymoron) English is not my first language, but I like to think my english is not bad, always more to learn tho (knowing the words is the key)
If i didnt have to spell check (great way to learn) my text I would be writing twice as fast. As for bigot, bigot means the same thing in my language but I always heard it when someone was talking about gays, so I connected the two.
Marriage out of love is an oxymoron (to me) I stand by that.
Im very much aware of my capabilites, my limitations and my flaws. My biggest flaw by far is lazyness, I could have looked up oxymoron and bigot, (I looked up the last thing) but instead I asked you what they mean.....and now I know thanks to you.
I never claimed to be a genius, one shoudn't talk about IQ and **** , but Im literally 4 points from being officially a genius. Still I would NEVER claim to be one of the 1%, one of the people who truly matter.
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User avatar #185 to #184 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Well, I wouldn't say most people don't find true love. And for someone whose first language isn't english, yours is pretty good. I guess I had the wrong impression. Oh, not to one up you or anything but since we're going into IQs, the highest I've scored was a 142 but I don't put too much stock into IQ tests. And speaking of which, I'm kind of lazy too. It happens. We've got more in common than I intitally thought.

So we enslaving man kind or naw?
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User avatar #187 to #185 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Holy **** by best is 143 You ARE my number 2
Dont judge a moldy rotten book by the cover
Enslave is a strong word........we'll liberate it
For real....three years from now (when I'll be 25, and hopefully in my utmost physical prime) I'll try to join the French foreing legion, (I would never fight for a country, or for ******* politicians, would be kings and warlords etc...) if they take me in, I will learn all I can while making quite a bit of cash, after the standard 5 year contract, (if I survive ) if I feel I'm good enough, I will join Blackwater (I know they're not called that anymore) an American private military company, there I would learn about real fighting and make REAL cash.
After that I would have the brain, (if it doesn't get shot ) the body, the skills, capital, and connections to make real changes. But the world is in a weird place right now, I have no idea whats gonna be 13 (hey lucky ) years from now. Maybe **** is gonna get better.....but like I said I'm no optimist, so.......no I don't think so, it's probably gotta get a whole lot worse
It that case I would have all the tools I would need to start some serious ****
So if 13 years from now a leader rises in the west, with a vision of a united humanity.........at all cost. Please don't arch me......ehmmmm.......him "he" probably means well, better yet go find him and join him. I can't promise he would make you his number 2, you would have to earn that like anyone else.......and more realistically there would be no No.2, but there would be all the smart and capable people he could find all around him, and just maybe you could be one of them, but if you really mean it, then you better start training you mind AND body daily, you have 13 years at least, make use of them.
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User avatar #190 to #187 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Goddamn, you are smart as **** . I was so wrong.

Also, quick fact, 140 and up is considered genius and almost nobody has that. I guess your test had different standards. Either that or UR A LYING **** YA LYING **** . jk baby
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User avatar #194 to #190 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
I know, I said Im 4 point below, my average is 136. 143 was my best.
Hehe...he............I know youre joking......otherwise......I would have to destroy you....No.2
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User avatar #195 to #194 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
CHILLLLLL. Save that wrath for the infidels.
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#198 to #195 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Infidels, heretics, haters, traitors......idiots we will wipe them all out together my friend.
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User avatar #199 to #198 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Now that's more like it. >
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User avatar #203 to #199 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
And to think all this talk started with an unfaithfull whore
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User avatar #204 to #203 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
I seriously forgot what the post was
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User avatar #202 to #199 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Speaking of which, accept my friend request already, were running out of space here, Imma write you a quick (private) message and I'm out for today.
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#201 to #199 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
Gooood, goooooood.
Just remember dont be so trusting, even the Emperor was calling Vader his friend...........
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User avatar #188 to #187 - sudminator (01/06/2016) [-]
**** smiley overload
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User avatar #173 to #172 - sudminator (01/05/2016) [-]
"smash the bones to dust" Well if you dont wanna get caught you gotta be thorough.
Ok I get oxymoron, bigot and I looked up supercilious....I very much think (I know) I'm superior to most people, and trust me that doesn't make me as happy as you would think, I already said I consider myself a **** up, (who wasted his vast potential) what the **** does that say about those beneath me.......
"Did someone in your family leave you a bad impression on marriage?" Why just the family? Everyone married I ever personally got to know leaved a bad impression of marriage on me (maybe expect my uncle, thats like 1/20-30 people, and I said mayyyybe). I get marrying for insurance or a green card trust me. But if two people REALLY love each other, then they DON'T have to get married.
They married out of love now thats an oxymoron, you marry out of fear. Its an insurance so you can **** the other one up if he ***** you feel free to disagree.
Please dont arch me, like I said Im a smart guy, if I was a super"villian" I would not play with you, (or any "hero") I would destroy you the moment you stood in my path and then move on without a second thought. I like you, please dont arch me
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User avatar #97 - kurbeh (01/04/2016) [-]
She's looking fine though.
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#37 - fatbasturd (01/04/2016) [-]
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**fatbasturd rolled image** why is the guy on the tv blurred out too?
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#94 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
The TV looks like a reflection of the guy taking the picture, You can even see his hands and what looks like a horizontal phone. Granted it's a vertical picture, but still.
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User avatar #109 to #94 - Elk (01/04/2016) [-]
What?
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User avatar #141 to #94 - jsrf (01/04/2016) [-]
you think anyones gonna dish on cash on their side hoes
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#31 - hubahuba (01/04/2016) [-]
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>being a grill
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