Billy Mays is new Shrek. . MI File: Bill -Ma . i (158 KB. 650x400) I Anonymous (IO: ' 19: 01:% hlo. 558955032 [Reply] F was only 9 years old 4 loved Billy Mays
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Billy Mays is new Shrek

MI File: Bill -Ma . i (158 KB. 650x400)
I Anonymous (IO: '
19: 01:% hlo. 558955032 [Reply] F
was only 9 years old
4 loved Billy Mays so much, I bought all of his fantastic products.
4 pray to Billy every night before bed. thanking him for the fantastic products I' been given.
Billy Mays is love" I say: "Billy Mays is life"
dad hears me and calls me
4 know he was just jealous of my devotion to 3 easy payments.
4 called him a over spender-
slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
4' m crying now, and my face hurts
4 lay inbred and it' s really cold
Spuddenly, amarath is me.
s Billy.
4 am so happy.
whispers into my ear "This is my guaranteed'
grabs me with his powerful sales hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
4 am ready.
4 spread my wallet for Billy.
penetrates my bank account.
sit costs so little but I do it for Billy.
4 can feel my credit rate improving as my eyes starter water.
4 push against his Khakis.
4 wantto please Billy.
roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with big city sliders.
dad walks in.
Mays looks him straight in the eyes and says "just pay shipping and handling."
leaves through my window.
Mays is love. Billy Mays is life-
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Submitted: 07/27/2014
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User avatar #2 - guylongname (07/27/2014) [-]
But wait! There's more!
#1 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
meh it's exactly like the shrek story. boring...
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