Billion. Source: subscribe for more. Brill. -Myrtie. Well you don't get to a billion by throwing all your money away.
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#3 - ThekidsTEN (12/11/2013) [-]
$12 shoes? are they made of paper or something?
#6 to #3 - slackerbro (12/11/2013) [-]
Those look like socks to me.
#41 to #6 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
well this thread was dissapointing

have some clinton
User avatar #13 to #3 - rubydude (12/11/2013) [-]
Mine are $10 and they last me a good 7 to 8 months.
User avatar #35 to #3 - iNirvana (12/12/2013) [-]
My Chucks were 13 and Ive had them for over a year, it is the only pair of shoes I have.
User avatar #45 to #3 - hektoroftroy (12/12/2013) [-]
I bought a pair of shoes at walmart for $10 three years ago, they're now really comfortable, and mostly intact. (just a small hole above the toe)
User avatar #111 to #3 - fingernails (12/12/2013) [-]
****** thank you, I had the same ****** reaction
#138 to #3 - frogslaperp (12/12/2013) [-]
**frogslaperp rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at bitches be like **
nahh, it's pointing to his socks...
seeeeeeeeee???
User avatar #151 to #3 - swimmingprodigy (12/12/2013) [-]
Starburys cost 15 bucks
User avatar #5 to #3 - Einsty (12/11/2013) [-]
I think it might be $120 with the zero cropped out.

That would be a price for a reasonable pair of shoes.
#7 to #5 - deog (12/11/2013) [-]
You can find perfectly reasonable shoes (and I mean leather or whatever waterproof material) for 40-60$.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Einsty (12/11/2013) [-]
That is true. Though I meant reasonable as opposed to paper.
$120 are better shoes.
User avatar #29 to #5 - ofmiceandmen (12/12/2013) [-]
I never buy shoes for over $50. They're shoes, they get walked on daily.

Just so long as they look alright and fit alright, I'm good.
User avatar #46 to #29 - iridium ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I got an 100$ pair of shoes for Christmas last year that I still wear, and they're still in decent shape. The sole isn't worn out and they're still comfortable without any issues or holes. Considering I often have shoes from 40-70$ that last only half that amount of time, I'd say I'm making a net profit.
User avatar #187 to #46 - teoferrazzi (12/12/2013) [-]
of course you are, you got them for free
lol
User avatar #191 to #187 - iridium ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
...I see your point. Regardless, even if I did buy them I am making a net gain overall.
#120 to #46 - gerfox (12/12/2013) [-]
I have had my pair of shoes for two years now. Costed £40 when I bought them, and I use them every day (hah, implying I ever leave the house). Tip top condition, only a bit of discoloration.
#164 to #5 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
1. Go to SE Asia
2. Get really nice leather shoes for 8$ (been wearing them for 3 years)
#20 to #5 - moqa (12/11/2013) [-]
There's almost always a pair of Ralph Lauren Polo Shoes on clearance for 25 dollars at Macy's for you Americans.
User avatar #24 to #20 - yorker (12/12/2013) [-]
I just got polos for 20, so awesome
lol @ the idiots who buy them for 70+
#1 - miwauturu (12/11/2013) [-]
Well you don't get to a billion by throwing all your money away.
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#108 - pokimone (12/12/2013) [-]
Designer Jacket - 350$   
   
Armani Country Jeans - 400$   
   
Prada Designer Kicks - 800$   
   
   
Having white skin?  Priceless.   
   
   
There are some things money can't buy.  And thanks to Abraham  Lincoln, you're one of them.  But for everything else, theres mastercard.
Designer Jacket - 350$

Armani Country Jeans - 400$

Prada Designer Kicks - 800$


Having white skin? Priceless.


There are some things money can't buy. And thanks to Abraham Lincoln, you're one of them. But for everything else, theres mastercard.
#142 to #108 - xsap (12/12/2013) [-]
best comment ive seen in a while
#176 to #108 - blakkmagicman (12/12/2013) [-]
this is the best thing i've read all month.   
   
   
   
gg
this is the best thing i've read all month.



gg
#116 to #108 - skeptical (12/12/2013) [-]
******		 flawless
****** flawless
#189 to #108 - blablub (12/12/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#192 to #189 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#110 to #108 - discodragon (12/12/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. If you don't get top comment, then just... **** me with a sandpaper stick.
User avatar #113 to #110 - Grayangel (12/12/2013) [-]
that can be arranged, good sir.
User avatar #21 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
if i had a dollar for every pixel in this photo i couldn't even afford the clothes the rich guy was wearing
#157 to #21 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
there are 409600 pixels in this picture.
#19 - brolan (12/11/2013) [-]
golly gee wilikers that's a pricey penis
#107 to #19 - doubleac (12/12/2013) [-]
What is this picture from? I'm intrigued. Is it a black and white Anaconda?
#163 to #19 - vohcaz (12/12/2013) [-]
Maybe he's compensating for something
#12 - mondprinzessin (12/11/2013) [-]
its cause rich people know how to use their money appropriately
its cause rich people know how to use their money appropriately
#17 to #12 - jengafag (12/11/2013) [-]
ur did blowing my mind!
#66 to #12 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
Which is why/how they're rich to start with.
User avatar #133 to #12 - SaucyBoy (12/12/2013) [-]
******* holy mountain
#145 to #12 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
actually, it's cause poor people have a need to compensate for their lack of funds.

not saying it's all poor people. Just the shallow ones who overvalue money, but refuse to put any effort into getting some.
User avatar #92 to #12 - mondprinzessin (12/12/2013) [-]
how did i get so many thumbs for this, i thought it would be really ******* obvious
User avatar #93 to #92 - yuukoku (12/12/2013) [-]
Not to everybody. Give any random person in the ghetto that sags a million bucks and I can assure you 90% of them would spend it in a month.
User avatar #94 to #93 - mondprinzessin (12/12/2013) [-]
i dont think it would take a month...
User avatar #95 to #94 - yuukoku (12/12/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised how fast money goes when you buy giant SUVs with gold rims and throw huge parties.
User avatar #101 to #95 - mondprinzessin (12/12/2013) [-]
all too true
User avatar #56 - cockassunited (12/12/2013) [-]
My Grandfather is a millionare, he dresses in clothes he bought 20 years ago, lives in a little cabin in the woods, and still refuses to get air conditioning.

My family tells me we're not Jewish but I have my doubts.
User avatar #74 to #56 - liquidvoodoo (12/12/2013) [-]
''Cockassunited: The Million Dollar Story''
#25 - antoniospaghettio (12/12/2013) [-]
When you are that wealthy, you don't need to impress anyone with expensive clothes.
When you are that wealthy, you don't need to impress anyone with expensive clothes.
#42 to #25 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
When you're rich you can afford not to care what other people think of you.
#80 - yourbaus (12/12/2013) [-]
You forgot the most important detail...
User avatar #106 to #80 - RJHammerCock (12/12/2013) [-]
On a serious note i am contemplating buying some headphones, and I know that Beats catch a lot of flak from people but are they worth the buy? If not, anyone have suggestions?
User avatar #114 to #106 - Grayangel (12/12/2013) [-]
Buy Vmoda. costly as a hooker from hollywood, but worth it.
User avatar #194 to #106 - yourbaus (12/12/2013) [-]
I recommend Sennheiser, anything from the HD series. Check out the HD 239s for on-ears, or HD 439 for over-ears. I had the later and they are just too awesome, especially after the driver mod that you can easily do, which using that you can have all the base you ever want and much more.
#112 to #106 - butplug ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Do you just want headphones or do you want a headset?
What are they for?
User avatar #115 to #112 - RJHammerCock (12/12/2013) [-]
Just listening to music. I'm not a crazy audiophile, but I like my music to sound nice
User avatar #119 to #115 - uberderpyhooves (12/12/2013) [-]
Any of the Sony MDR series. I bought the 300's for only $60 and they sound extremely clear.
User avatar #139 to #119 - taintedangel (12/12/2013) [-]
Listen to this man.
User avatar #134 to #115 - monkeysniper (12/12/2013) [-]
They are pricey but I know a lot of people that have them and they have nothing to complain about, i can say first hand that the music quality is fantastic, with that said you can still probably find headphones that are the same quality for a lower price (big brands cost big money)
User avatar #137 to #80 - taintedangel (12/12/2013) [-]
My $60 SONY headphones are pretty kick ass.

a beats by dre costs so much cus you're paying an extra $200+ for that damn logo on the side.
User avatar #170 to #137 - mrdrpage (12/12/2013) [-]
It's all about what you're listening to.

Beats by Dre and Soul by Ludacris are manufactured for bass in music while keeping it clear and enjoyable, whereas Sony headphones strive for the absolute clearest sound possible while keeping it affordable and on budget (that's not to say Sony is cheap).

True you're paying a little extra for that logo, but Beats are not completely overpriced when compared to many brands of headphones.
#15 - angelusprimus (12/11/2013) [-]
If I reached the points where I don't have to work I'd never be out of pajamas.
Not even to go into town.
What do I care what poor people think of my dressing habits.
User avatar #18 to #15 - kermo (12/11/2013) [-]
Exactly! People with no money are the ones trying to be like they have all the money in the world. My friend for example have rings more expensive than my phone...
#109 - fusrogusta (12/12/2013) [-]
Saw this on my twitter feed.   
The 			*******		 were losing their minds over the "racism."
Saw this on my twitter feed.
The ******* were losing their minds over the "racism."
#125 to #109 - dolphinwing (12/12/2013) [-]
thumb for the Bowie gif
User avatar #140 to #109 - taintedangel (12/12/2013) [-]
******* be always sqwackin' 'bout 'racism'
#118 - organicglory (12/12/2013) [-]
You'll wear a $34 shirt, but $12 shoes
#32 - splendiddust ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Related
#152 to #32 - sushirustle (12/12/2013) [-]
You bastard. There's punctuation in that!
User avatar #153 to #152 - splendiddust ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
hahaha, i see what you did there
User avatar #69 - thereoncewasaman (12/12/2013) [-]
One of the speculations of why poor people buy expensive things is because whenever they get money they spend it. They know that they probably won't have money for very long and they don't want to risk losing it so they spend it on expensive things, like clothes or electronics, etc. because those are a physical, tangible representation of wealth and they want to put off the image of having money. Contrast that with a middle class or rich person style of spending which is to live frugally and save as much as possible. Sociology and **** .
#81 - oliveirajo ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
350$ Penis
User avatar #128 to #81 - payseht ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
what? My whore charged me 500 for hers
User avatar #73 - AsianSeaFood (12/12/2013) [-]
who cropped this picture? helen keller?
User avatar #57 - waaw (12/12/2013) [-]
Nice cropping
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (12/11/2013) [-]
If I were rich like that I'd do **** like wear a bed sheet like a toga or something.
User avatar #16 to #14 - numbertwozeldafan (12/11/2013) [-]
Man if I had a Billion to throw into my wardrobe I'd save it and just kill my own outfit.
User avatar #9 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/11/2013) [-]
I have money, not a lot but 100% of my income is expendable (being 17 with a job, in college and living with your parents has benefits) and i still buy cheap clothes. My friends don't have jobs and they pay for £50 shirts, £40-50 shoes and so on. How the **** can they afford it? It baffles me to no end. I think the most expensive piece of clothing i bought was about £10? Maybe.
#11 to #9 - doggstar (12/11/2013) [-]
i know what you mean, only recently have i gotten an item of clothing that was over ten bucks that weren't my shoes. and my gf bought them because she hates my 10 dollar kmart jeans because they look like her dads
User avatar #22 to #9 - elbrysobrony (12/12/2013) [-]
Spoiled children. Either that, or they get lots of money from bets and birthdays/holidays and are really good at saving.
User avatar #23 to #22 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/12/2013) [-]
Spoiled, yes. Rich, no. Thats what get me.
User avatar #28 to #9 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm 17 still in highschool and on my second job. I make decent money ( I've saved 1,400) whole still being able to spend money how I want. My friends always never have money and always ask their parents for money, then they go to H&M and spend $60 n a plain gray sweater. At least if I buy something a bit pricey, it's because I worked for it and have outweighed my pro's and con's. They complain about me having so much money but they aren't even LOOKING for work.
#68 to #28 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
my parents keep telling my brother and i that we shouldn't work while we're still in school because we need to study but they don't spoil us.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I mean these friends aren't pulling out exactly good grades either. One friend, his parents bought him a brand new car, they pay for gas, insurance, and car payment.
#67 to #9 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
when i was 11, i had $532 and i only spent it when i need to and was trying to save it for something important.
#136 to #9 - Rascal (12/12/2013) [-]
really worried how you can live with yourself i spend more than a tenner just on socks, even a warm ass jacket has gotta be £30 at least you must be freezing.
User avatar #188 - Kairyuka (12/12/2013) [-]
Honestly I have slightly expensive taste in pants and shoes, but I also wear the same ones for years until they're ******* ripped to shreds.
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