Big Ol'Bucket of NOPE!. these things latch on harder than my ex-wife!.. People are all like "nope", and I'm here thinking that that is a easy way of fishing
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#15 - ThekidsTEN (07/29/2014) [-]
People are all like "nope", and I'm here thinking that that is a easy way of fishing
User avatar #130 to #15 - turtledude (07/30/2014) [-]
Like fish in a b-

wait....
User avatar #95 to #15 - kittyfish (07/30/2014) [-]
Pirahna is actually a really delicious tasting fish. So that is one big bucket of deliciousness.
#105 to #95 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
lots of small bones though
User avatar #115 to #105 - commontroll ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Small bones are easier to crush m8
User avatar #126 to #115 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
but also easier to choke on
#143 to #126 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
I've got a small bone you can choke on...
User avatar #102 to #15 - nagafever (07/30/2014) [-]
I've been living by the sea my entire life, fishing almost everyday - 2 weeks ago as a conclusion to me and many others finished community service we went fishing, i didn't bring my own gear and ended up with a piece of **** fishing pole with a piece of **** hook and in the span of 1 hour everyone else got atleast 20 fish each, i got none.

barely related but i had to vent
#17 - Derpcakes (07/29/2014) [-]
Stick your dick in it
#19 to #17 - shlomodelev (07/29/2014) [-]
one step ahead of you
#42 to #19 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
people think he has an above average dick and he bangs a lot of women on the start of the movie, then you end up discovering that he has a small one and it's just a lot hairy and feels confortable. 10/10
#7 - erpetrich (07/29/2014) [-]
Fukin piranhas man...
Fukin piranhas man...
#20 - adhdtookmyaccount (07/29/2014) [-]
Only starved pirahnas eat living creatures. If you stuck your hand in the bucket, only a few would bite you.
User avatar #152 to #20 - porridgesque ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Not all men
#153 to #20 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
well they also attack anything that's bleeding so if just one randomly bit you ,you're hand would be gone that's how feeding frenzies start
User avatar #39 to #20 - toguro (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the majority of them, especially in the bottom of the bucket, are probably dead by now.
User avatar #57 to #20 - jewishcommunazi (07/29/2014) [-]
Even only one bite would already be pretty painful though.
User avatar #98 to #20 - BrownBearninetysix (07/30/2014) [-]
They probably wouldn't bite at all if you jumped into a river full of them.
User avatar #40 to #20 - bemmo (07/29/2014) [-]
Piranha-bite test
I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM BITING ME.
#22 to #20 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
pretty sure more than a few would bite you considering the fact that odds are it knows it's in trouble and your dumb ass hand probably would make it feel more threatened than it already is. Go ahead faggot stick your hand in it. Stick your dick in it, pussy
User avatar #38 to #22 - captainrattrap (07/29/2014) [-]
I fukken will, bitch.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Lambda (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh that makes me feel so much better that "only a few" piranhas would be eating me.
#46 - WolfPrince ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Piranhas are actually quite timid, whenever I walked past their tank in at my old job they would always scarper.
What most people don't realize is that piranha are prey to a host of other predators in their natural habitat such as Otter, Caiman, larger fish etc. and will only ever eat small creatures like baby stalks and young snakes or feed from corpses of already dead animals.
To be honest it kinda makes me sad seeing them helpless and dying in that little bucket.
Picture semi related.
User avatar #49 to #46 - phunkyzilla (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah pirahnas would only really swarm a person like they do in films if they'd been starving
User avatar #62 to #46 - anniextittan (07/29/2014) [-]
What can I say, fish is fish, and fish is damn tasty too
#37 - Killerwale (07/29/2014) [-]
Some people say nope, I say buffet for the whole village.
#96 to #37 - yisumad (07/30/2014) [-]
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#25 - effthree (07/29/2014) [-]
And then there's Jeremy Wade, who will swim in a pool with them...   
   
Time to go rewatch all of River Monsters
And then there's Jeremy Wade, who will swim in a pool with them...

Time to go rewatch all of River Monsters
User avatar #108 to #25 - tazzerz (07/30/2014) [-]
Why is that a .gif
User avatar #50 to #25 - crimsonsunshine (07/29/2014) [-]
******* Goliath fish man
#8 - shungokusatsu (07/29/2014) [-]
Trying to out swim the piranha not real plz don't ban me
#11 to #8 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
That movie had disappointingly unrealistic gore.
#27 to #11 - woofman (07/29/2014) [-]
Ah! Cool! Someone else that knows about Franken Fran!
Ah! Cool! Someone else that knows about Franken Fran!
#103 to #27 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
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#28 to #27 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Single greatest mango I've ever read.
#29 to #28 - woofman (07/29/2014) [-]
Gotta admit though it was me than a little 			******		 up. Doesn't mean it wasn't one of the best underappreciated reads though.
Gotta admit though it was me than a little ****** up. Doesn't mean it wasn't one of the best underappreciated reads though.
User avatar #31 to #29 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Definitely. I'm the type of person who reads Crossed: Wish You Were Here and even I got creeped out by some parts. 2 parts to be specific - the end of chapter 2 and the end of the chapter with the girl that wanted to look more like a manga character (hue) and ended up looking like an alien.
#32 to #31 - woofman (07/29/2014) [-]
Sure later it toned down to go for something like a story, but I really liked that.
Sure later it toned down to go for something like a story, but I really liked that.
#33 to #32 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, the early stories that were more of a circuis freak show than anything else were awesome. The story was nice too, though. Gavril was an oddly likable and well-made character. Kind of odd, given the whole "murderous, cannibalistic psychopath" thing. Then again, everyone in their "family" is a bit messed up in the head.
#34 to #33 - woofman (07/29/2014) [-]
Well when she shrugs off a nuke, you just have to admit she is badass. That and I loved her as a teacher.
Well when she shrugs off a nuke, you just have to admit she is badass. That and I loved her as a teacher.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
She actually gave pretty good life advice, in my opinion.
User avatar #36 to #35 - woofman (07/29/2014) [-]
It was some pretty ugly advice, but yeah, there was good logic with it.
User avatar #78 to #31 - brendantheferret (07/30/2014) [-]
Crossed is my ****
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#101 to #27 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
whats that from?
#12 to #11 - shungokusatsu (07/29/2014) [-]
It's still a good old school horror movie. Cheesy but still entertaining to watch
#23 - turbotank (07/29/2014) [-]
**turbotank rolled image** no stick your dick in it
**turbotank rolled image** no stick your dick in it
#1 - theflamingfire (07/29/2014) [-]
Dear god what the 			****		 is that
Dear god what the **** is that
#2 to #1 - forsakensaint (07/29/2014) [-]
Load of piranhas in a bucket of nope... 10/10 would try to stick hand in there!
#18 to #2 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
I had 4 red bellied piranhas as pets...got them as babies, the size of a quarter...they were the size of my hand in months... my 60 gallon tank wasnt big enough...they look amazing Under florescent lights, their scales seem like they have glitter..they eat so fast it seems like the goldfish are just being erased... get plants since they like to hide and will never trust you ...if you can get some its worth it
User avatar #4 to #2 - bigdaddyok (07/29/2014) [-]
you got the same pics as i do?
User avatar #84 to #4 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
google isn't that hard to use, you ******* idiot
#9 to #4 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
You are now in love with eachother.
#3 to #1 - bigdaddyok (07/29/2014) [-]
piranhas man. nasty little buggers!
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#124 - mitdwit (07/30/2014) [-]
that desc
#109 - derpanator (07/30/2014) [-]











ill pass
User avatar #93 - tenuousdinosaur (07/30/2014) [-]
Those things latch on harder than my right hand. It's ok righty I will always love you.
User avatar #14 - gdikodiak (07/29/2014) [-]
that is a marvelous way to fish
#122 - charleyman (07/30/2014) [-]
that is so 			*******		 genius. Fishing will never be the same.
that is so ******* genius. Fishing will never be the same.
#111 - monkeysinabox (07/30/2014) [-]
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