Big Ol'Bucket of NOPE!. these things latch on harder than my ex-wife!.. People are all like "nope", and I'm here thinking that that is a easy way of fishing Big Ol'Bucket of NOPE! these things latch on harder than my ex-wife! People are all like "nope" and I'm here thinking that is a easy way fishing
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#15 - ThekidsTEN
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(07/29/2014) [-]
People are all like "nope", and I'm here thinking that that is a easy way of fishing
#130 to #15 - turtledude
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Like fish in a b-

wait....
#95 to #15 - kittyfish
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Pirahna is actually a really delicious tasting fish. So that is one big bucket of deliciousness.
#105 to #95 - anon
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(07/30/2014) [-]
lots of small bones though
#115 to #105 - commontroll
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Small bones are easier to crush m8
#126 to #115 - pokemonstheshiz
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(07/30/2014) [-]
but also easier to choke on
#143 to #126 - anon
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(07/30/2014) [-]
I've got a small bone you can choke on...
#102 to #15 - nagafever
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(07/30/2014) [-]
I've been living by the sea my entire life, fishing almost everyday - 2 weeks ago as a conclusion to me and many others finished community service we went fishing, i didn't bring my own gear and ended up with a piece of **** fishing pole with a piece of **** hook and in the span of 1 hour everyone else got atleast 20 fish each, i got none.

barely related but i had to vent
#20 - adhdtookmyaccount
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Only starved pirahnas eat living creatures. If you stuck your hand in the bucket, only a few would bite you.
#22 to #20 - anon
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(07/29/2014) [-]
pretty sure more than a few would bite you considering the fact that odds are it knows it's in trouble and your dumb ass hand probably would make it feel more threatened than it already is. Go ahead faggot stick your hand in it. Stick your dick in it, pussy
#38 to #22 - captainrattrap ONLINE
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(07/29/2014) [-]
I fukken will, bitch.
#152 to #20 - porridgesque
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Not all men
#153 to #20 - anon
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(08/05/2014) [-]
well they also attack anything that's bleeding so if just one randomly bit you ,you're hand would be gone that's how feeding frenzies start
#39 to #20 - toguro
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(07/29/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the majority of them, especially in the bottom of the bucket, are probably dead by now.
#57 to #20 - jewishcommunazi
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Even only one bite would already be pretty painful though.
#98 to #20 - BrownBearninetysix
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(07/30/2014) [-]
They probably wouldn't bite at all if you jumped into a river full of them.
#40 to #20 - bemmo
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Piranha-bite test
I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM BITING ME.
#21 to #20 - Lambda
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Oh that makes me feel so much better that "only a few" piranhas would be eating me.
#17 - Derpcakes
Reply +140
(07/29/2014) [-]
Stick your dick in it
#110 to #17 - trivdiego
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(07/30/2014) [-]
#19 to #17 - shlomodelev
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(07/29/2014) [-]
one step ahead of you
#42 to #19 - anon
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(07/29/2014) [-]
people think he has an above average dick and he bangs a lot of women on the start of the movie, then you end up discovering that he has a small one and it's just a lot hairy and feels confortable. 10/10
#7 - erpetrich
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Fukin piranhas man...
Fukin piranhas man...
#46 - WolfPrince
Reply +52
(07/29/2014) [-]
Piranhas are actually quite timid, whenever I walked past their tank in at my old job they would always scarper.
What most people don't realize is that piranha are prey to a host of other predators in their natural habitat such as Otter, Caiman, larger fish etc. and will only ever eat small creatures like baby stalks and young snakes or feed from corpses of already dead animals.
To be honest it kinda makes me sad seeing them helpless and dying in that little bucket.
Picture semi related.
#49 to #46 - phunkyzilla
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah pirahnas would only really swarm a person like they do in films if they'd been starving
#62 to #46 - anniextittan
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(07/29/2014) [-]
What can I say, fish is fish, and fish is damn tasty too
#8 - shungokusatsu
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Trying to out swim the piranha not real plz don't ban me
#11 to #8 - thechosentroll
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(07/29/2014) [-]
That movie had disappointingly unrealistic gore.
#27 to #11 - woofman
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Ah! Cool! Someone else that knows about Franken Fran!
Ah! Cool! Someone else that knows about Franken Fran!
#103 to #27 - kyukyuu
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(07/30/2014) [-]
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#101 to #27 - kyukyuu
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(07/30/2014) [-]
whats that from?
#28 to #27 - thechosentroll
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Single greatest mango I've ever read.
#29 to #28 - woofman
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Gotta admit though it was me than a little ****** up. Doesn't mean it wasn't one of the best underappreciated reads though.
Gotta admit though it was me than a little ****** up. Doesn't mean it wasn't one of the best underappreciated reads though.
#30 to #29 - woofman
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#31 to #29 - thechosentroll
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Definitely. I'm the type of person who reads Crossed: Wish You Were Here and even I got creeped out by some parts. 2 parts to be specific - the end of chapter 2 and the end of the chapter with the girl that wanted to look more like a manga character (hue) and ended up looking like an alien.
#32 to #31 - woofman
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Sure later it toned down to go for something like a story, but I really liked that.
Sure later it toned down to go for something like a story, but I really liked that.
#33 to #32 - thechosentroll
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, the early stories that were more of a circuis freak show than anything else were awesome. The story was nice too, though. Gavril was an oddly likable and well-made character. Kind of odd, given the whole "murderous, cannibalistic psychopath" thing. Then again, everyone in their "family" is a bit messed up in the head.
#34 to #33 - woofman
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Well when she shrugs off a nuke, you just have to admit she is badass. That and I loved her as a teacher.
Well when she shrugs off a nuke, you just have to admit she is badass. That and I loved her as a teacher.
#35 to #34 - thechosentroll
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(07/29/2014) [-]
She actually gave pretty good life advice, in my opinion.
#36 to #35 - woofman
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(07/29/2014) [-]
It was some pretty ugly advice, but yeah, there was good logic with it.
#78 to #31 - brendantheferret
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Crossed is my ****
#12 to #11 - shungokusatsu
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(07/29/2014) [-]
It's still a good old school horror movie. Cheesy but still entertaining to watch
#37 - Killerwale ONLINE
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Some people say nope, I say buffet for the whole village.
#96 to #37 - yisumad
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(07/30/2014) [-]
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#25 - effthree
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(07/29/2014) [-]
And then there's Jeremy Wade, who will swim in a pool with them...   
   
Time to go rewatch all of River Monsters
And then there's Jeremy Wade, who will swim in a pool with them...

Time to go rewatch all of River Monsters
#108 to #25 - tazzerz
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Why is that a .gif
#50 to #25 - crimsonsunshine
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(07/29/2014) [-]
******* Goliath fish man
#1 - theflamingfire
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Dear god what the **** is that
Dear god what the **** is that
#2 to #1 - forsakensaint
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Load of piranhas in a bucket of nope... 10/10 would try to stick hand in there!
#18 to #2 - anon
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(07/29/2014) [-]
I had 4 red bellied piranhas as pets...got them as babies, the size of a quarter...they were the size of my hand in months... my 60 gallon tank wasnt big enough...they look amazing Under florescent lights, their scales seem like they have glitter..they eat so fast it seems like the goldfish are just being erased... get plants since they like to hide and will never trust you ...if you can get some its worth it
#4 to #2 - bigdaddyok
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(07/29/2014) [-]
you got the same pics as i do?
#9 to #4 - anon
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(07/29/2014) [-]
You are now in love with eachother.
#84 to #4 - thebaseballexpert
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(07/30/2014) [-]
google isn't that hard to use, you ******* idiot
#3 to #1 - bigdaddyok
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(07/29/2014) [-]
piranhas man. nasty little buggers!
#100 to #94 - brokenhalf
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(07/30/2014) [-]
no. no thats not.
#123 to #100 - lype
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(07/30/2014) [-]
this is the reel sauce

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp9Im0O__ms
#128 to #123 - brokenhalf
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(07/30/2014) [-]
thank you sir.
#142 to #100 - FUNlover
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