Beware the Bear. I still kinda want to try it.. Give me the 20 thumbs I require and I will do it. I will buy these and incur satan's wrath upon my asshole. Documented of course. Pictures and videos when possi gummy bears
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#27 - digitroll (01/15/2014) [+] (19 replies)
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I just realized that this gif is from Blink 182s music video for First Date. That is all.   
 I 			******		 love Blink so I thought I'd share.
I just realized that this gif is from Blink 182s music video for First Date. That is all.
I ****** love Blink so I thought I'd share.
User avatar #84 - reinbowxdash (01/15/2014) [-]
I want to buy a bunch of these and hand them out on Halloween.
#109 to #84 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
i don't eat anything that is not prepackaged.

find a way to get them into a bag of real gummy bears and close it to make it look like it was never opened.
#217 to #109 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
I doubt you'll see this comment, but they have bag sealers that melt the plastics of bags and you just run it straight across the top of the bag. Kids definitely won't know the difference. Just buy one of those boxes that have a bunch of mini bags of gummy bears, like the ones they have at Costco. Eat those and refill with satan bears
#239 to #84 - moldybreadcrumb (01/15/2014) [-]
Teachers would be wondering where all the kids are the following day
Teachers would be wondering where all the kids are the following day
User avatar #251 to #84 - incognitoad (01/15/2014) [-]
May the lord of internets have mercy on your soul.
User avatar #265 to #84 - lgninjaleetful (01/15/2014) [-]
id like to see the results of this endeavor. please let me know how your asses ending goes!
#312 to #84 - elcreepo (01/15/2014) [-]
But the rule is to never eat candy that's not wrapped and sealed kids whose parents don't care are going to paaaay and i love it
User avatar #128 to #84 - kwag (01/15/2014) [-]
Calm down Satan
User avatar #146 to #84 - twofreegerbils (01/15/2014) [-]
le calm down satan image macro
User avatar #131 to #84 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
You're the reason that moms follow their kids in the minivan.
#96 to #84 - digitroll (01/15/2014) [-]
But I love it.
#136 to #84 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
**holywarstpd rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at dat hatchet **
User avatar #140 to #137 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
This guys ****** username.

You have my approval.
#57 - blackscales (01/15/2014) [-]
So now we know this 			*******		 origin.....
So now we know this ******* origin.....
#286 to #57 - thenikohero (01/15/2014) [-]
The post made me 			*******		 laugh   
   
And then you posted that gif and I 			*******		 freaking lost my 			****		  Hopefully I won't.....
The post made me ******* laugh

And then you posted that gif and I ******* freaking lost my **** Hopefully I won't.....
#35 - exclamation (01/15/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this
#360 to #35 - redorbit (01/17/2014) [-]
the hardest and longest laugh ever.
the hardest and longest laugh ever.
#89 to #35 - misterbot ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I was in tears laughing at this. Bless this comment and this post.
#12 - thechosentroll (01/14/2014) [-]
This made me laugh so hard I cried. Literally for the first time in about a year. Thank you, OP. Thank you. Oh god, this hurts, but it's 			*******		 awesome. I love you for this.
This made me laugh so hard I cried. Literally for the first time in about a year. Thank you, OP. Thank you. Oh god, this hurts, but it's ******* awesome. I love you for this.
#13 to #12 - digitroll (01/14/2014) [-]
Wow I got thechosentroll to laugh this hard? Swell with pride.
Wow I got thechosentroll to laugh this hard? Swell with pride.
#14 to #13 - thechosentroll (01/14/2014) [-]
**** , people are starting to recognize me. I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this, but I must flee.
#2 - emberingphoenix (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh god those reviews man...

I so want to buy these for a friend (one I don't mind losing) as a birthday present.
User avatar #8 to #2 - zerotzallander (01/14/2014) [-]
I kinda wanna test this out to see how my body reacts. Maybe it's like a good thing for when you just don't feel like going to work or something.
User avatar #77 to #2 - ipartywithpedobear (01/15/2014) [-]
you can buy me some if you'd like.

i'd eat them all.
#214 - recondelta (01/15/2014) [-]
May need to enlarge the picture
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#256 to #214 - halosnake has deleted their comment [-]
#271 to #214 - tenthdivine (01/15/2014) [-]
Sehr geehrter Herr im Himmel...
User avatar #298 to #214 - thatbrevitything (01/15/2014) [-]
that is glorious !
User avatar #225 to #214 - zedacedia (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh my lord.

This is the best one yet.
User avatar #99 - peanutbitter (01/15/2014) [-]
Give me the 20 thumbs I require and I will do it. I will buy these and incur satan's wrath upon my asshole. Documented of course. Pictures and videos when possible. I will deliver my friends. I've lost two accounts due to my stupid promises.
User avatar #245 to #99 - toastandbananas (01/15/2014) [-]
post it as content when it happens
User avatar #259 to #99 - halosnake (01/15/2014) [-]
It's time to party!
User avatar #260 to #99 - dacrimsonfucker (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me too please
User avatar #270 to #99 - bastardusnorvegi (01/15/2014) [-]
subscribed so i wont miss it
User avatar #284 to #99 - herodan (01/15/2014) [-]
god speed you glorious bastard!
User avatar #290 to #99 - conorpadraic (01/15/2014) [-]
Make new content with a link to this
User avatar #124 to #99 - watermelloon (01/15/2014) [-]
if your doing this, I'd recommend gatorade or some hydrating drink to restore the water / vitamins etc your going to be loosing from this event.

#189 to #99 - mikthacool (01/15/2014) [-]
Please make some content with this!!!!
#300 to #99 - WastingTime (01/15/2014) [-]
Good on you Sir. Please post update.
Good on you Sir. Please post update.
User avatar #308 to #99 - squidhunter (01/15/2014) [-]
Reporting in for the pm bandwagon
#309 to #99 - randymane (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me also! This is going to be glorious. Haha
User avatar #326 to #99 - chimpaflimp (01/15/2014) [-]
I think that, due to how many thumbs you've gotten, you need to eat AT LEAST half of the bag in one sitting and, when the chocolate pressure washer begins, keep eating.
User avatar #329 to #99 - oborawatabinost (01/15/2014) [-]
R.I.P in peace peanutbitter
#162 to #99 - sniperfumbles (01/15/2014) [-]
Thumbed. Subscribed. I'll be waiting.
User avatar #367 to #99 - kimilsung (03/28/2014) [-]
And oh boy, he delivered.
User avatar #101 to #99 - deliver (01/15/2014) [-]
Ok now go buy them. Deliver expects delivery
User avatar #103 to #102 - deliver (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me when you're about to consume the gummy bears of Hell's wrath
User avatar #145 to #102 - letmethink (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me when you have consumed them and are having explosive diarrhea.
User avatar #141 to #102 - Nickdowgg (01/15/2014) [-]
Commenting for when you deliver.
User avatar #107 to #102 - nucularwar (01/15/2014) [-]
Send pics to me. I like you, didn't even take half the amount of thumbs you asked for
#197 to #102 - plumotje (01/15/2014) [-]
commenting for the party
commenting for the party
User avatar #241 to #102 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
this shall be wunderbar
User avatar #158 to #102 - digitroll (01/15/2014) [-]
yessss do it!
User avatar #333 to #102 - elluboy (01/15/2014) [-]
You must share this experience. PM me
User avatar #328 to #102 - recondelta (01/15/2014) [-]
I also will be awaiting a PM
User avatar #320 to #102 - hokeymon (01/15/2014) [-]
just gonna replay when you deliver you glorious bastard.
#297 to #102 - seylorm ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
dis gun b good
#285 to #102 - swiggityswooty (01/15/2014) [-]
Commenting
User avatar #273 to #102 - carpediam (01/15/2014) [-]
We're waiting with baited breath.
User avatar #266 to #102 - sonicthefast (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me.

I'll be waiting.
User avatar #264 to #102 - ifuhq (01/15/2014) [-]
Please pm me aswell.
User avatar #254 to #102 - spaceturtlecadet (01/15/2014) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #231 to #102 - carnivora (01/15/2014) [-]
please PM me if you survive it
User avatar #222 to #102 - gandalfpointtwo (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me when you deliver
User avatar #218 to #102 - daentraya (01/15/2014) [-]
Can i sign up for the pm afterparty here? I'm not quite sure that 'pics or it didnt happen' is favorable in this situation, but proof is required, and I wish i to see it
User avatar #219 to #218 - peanutbitter (01/15/2014) [-]
I'll make it into a post somehow and I'll pm everyone who asks
User avatar #327 to #219 - chimpaflimp (01/15/2014) [-]
I would very much like a PM, sir.
#321 to #219 - TheExpertT (01/15/2014) [-]
PM please
User avatar #319 to #219 - kroople (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me too you silly bastard
#314 to #219 - ninecharacters (01/15/2014) [-]
pm me
#294 to #219 - buickmakane (01/15/2014) [-]
pm me please peanutbitter
#288 to #219 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
Pm Pleas.
User avatar #278 to #219 - cooperjones (01/15/2014) [-]
pm
#275 to #219 - rwx ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
pm pls
#269 to #219 - bubblestheimpaler (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me. I'll be anxiously awaiting.
PM me. I'll be anxiously awaiting.
User avatar #268 to #219 - ragdollomg (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me as well, i want to know if your ass explodes.
User avatar #257 to #219 - spainisbad (01/15/2014) [-]
PM
User avatar #242 to #219 - missaddie (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me too
#340 to #219 - greensky ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
PM me you glorious bastard
User avatar #220 to #219 - daentraya (01/15/2014) [-]
Thank you. I hope its not anticlimatic, but even if so, we'll finally find out the truth about Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears, granted that you're not one of the prophetised tolerant people who will inherent the earth once the intolerant has drowned in the infernal ********* from hell that will wipe out people like the plague like a colonial cleansing of the Earth itself
User avatar #212 to #102 - Hurrrdurrr (01/15/2014) [-]
Notify me when you post results ples
User avatar #339 to #102 - xyzlegend (01/15/2014) [-]
send me some plskthx
User avatar #335 to #101 - deliver (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, this went a lot further than I expected it to. Glad I got the notification for this use of my name. Can't wait
User avatar #247 to #101 - djekis (01/15/2014) [-]
Sweet Jesus I'm expecting you to deliver
#22 - mummyslittlebitch (01/14/2014) [-]
Haribo macht kinder froh   
and ignites my anus like a stove   
   
Just stick to normal haribo you weirdos. They're ausgezeichnet.
Haribo macht kinder froh
and ignites my anus like a stove

Just stick to normal haribo you weirdos. They're ausgezeichnet.
User avatar #112 to #22 - quoterox ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
So that's how you spell ausgezeichnet.
User avatar #255 to #22 - baaltomekk (01/15/2014) [-]
Und Erwachsene ebenso
just not their buttholes, apparently
User avatar #74 to #22 - meglomaniac (01/15/2014) [-]
Das Boot...thumb for you good sir
#1 - teleport (01/14/2014) [-]
"I sneezed out of my butthole."
"I sneezed out of my butthole."
#15 to #1 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
**derivat rolled a random image posted in comment #7452329 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I also lost my **** at that part
#17 to #15 - teleport (01/14/2014) [-]
Intentional?
User avatar #19 to #17 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
No
#151 - kirkbot (01/15/2014) [-]
don't think I'd miss something like that OP
User avatar #157 to #151 - digitroll (01/15/2014) [-]
I apologize for my stupidity
User avatar #65 - belladonnaheart (01/15/2014) [-]
I just purchased a 1 pd bag from Amazon. Estimated delivery is Jan. 21. I will update with stories then...
User avatar #352 to #65 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Please update us on this when you do it.
User avatar #357 to #352 - belladonnaheart (01/17/2014) [-]
Oh I will, don't worry. Unlike the dude who just got to the top of FJ with his post about how he is supposedly going to do it, I'm gonna wait until one hour after I have received and eaten them and then post the results. We will see what happens I suppose Nothing sexier than a girl in massive amounts of stomach pain right?
User avatar #361 to #357 - turtletroll ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Oh most definitely not. I'm getting aroused just thinking about it
User avatar #79 to #65 - pennyxD (01/15/2014) [-]
can you send me a link? i want some...
User avatar #85 to #82 - pennyxD (01/15/2014) [-]
i cant buy them to send to England unless i want to spend £24 of money i wish i had... -.-

I'm very jealous right now.
User avatar #86 to #85 - pennyxD (01/15/2014) [-]
And the link you sent wont even ship to England. :C
User avatar #149 to #65 - letmethink (01/15/2014) [-]
PM me when your ass is puking out lava.
User avatar #338 to #149 - belladonnaheart (01/15/2014) [-]
oh I will...
#68 to #65 - amaezin (01/15/2014) [-]
Eat the entire bag in one sitting.
User avatar #69 to #68 - belladonnaheart (01/15/2014) [-]
I-i...don't want to...I'm afraid to have more than 20
#72 to #69 - amaezin (01/15/2014) [-]
You heard me.
#246 - toastandbananas (01/15/2014) [-]
this was the first time i have laughed so hard at something on fj. thanks op. 20/10 gif unrelated
this was the first time i have laughed so hard at something on fj. thanks op. 20/10 gif unrelated
User avatar #258 to #246 - anonymousattorney (01/15/2014) [-]
This is probably the second or third time I've laughed this hard. Oh, Sweet merciful baby Stig, my spleen!
User avatar #62 - xineous (01/15/2014) [-]
I have been on this site for a couple years now a year of which was on this account, and I can honestly say that no post has gotten me to laugh out loud so many times. Thank you sir for a much needed laugh!
#100 - emurater (01/15/2014) [-]
This post made me laugh so insanely hard my parents had to scream at me to shut the hell up. I have NEVER laughed so hard at a post before. I can now die happy.
#206 - jamesisnotreal (01/15/2014) [-]
******		 lost it at Heavens to Murgatroyd, was just making incoherent retarded noises for the rest of it, fair play op
****** lost it at Heavens to Murgatroyd, was just making incoherent retarded noises for the rest of it, fair play op
#54 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
well 			****
well ****
User avatar #55 to #54 - digitroll (01/15/2014) [-]
quite literally
User avatar #159 to #54 - redrepeater ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Gesundheit
#305 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
That first review   
>the stench, like 1000 rotting corpses vomited   
>It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste
That first review
>the stench, like 1000 rotting corpses vomited
>It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste
#41 - bethespoon (01/15/2014) [-]
I very rarely comment at all. But THIS. I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I was 100% convinced I was going to vomit. Tears are still streaming down my face. Now if you'll forgive me I'm going to read more of these reviews.
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