Better dead than red.

red pieve:
tla p ha nato m SI
is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They
feel a slight precipitation.
I mink " raining." says the man.
No, it' s snowing," replies the woman.
How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!"
exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or showing?"
Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows
rain, dear-"