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Beta Cringe God 2

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#7 - authvin (03/31/2014) [-]
my reaction folder does not contain the images needed to respond to this.
#294 to #7 - greenbatman (04/01/2014) [-]
That's from Fist Of The North Star, right?
#224 to #7 - worried (04/01/2014) [-]
basically this is how his stories go......
basically this is how his stories go......
#19 to #7 - hates (03/31/2014) [-]
Take this
User avatar #82 to #19 - authvin (03/31/2014) [-]
Thank you, it's magnificent
#121 to #82 - funkytrunks (03/31/2014) [-]
It's always good to have more.
#94 - benschien (03/31/2014) [-]
BCG kinda reminds me of Fats McGee and His Retard Three (worth the long read if you've never seen it)
User avatar #107 to #94 - epicethan (03/31/2014) [-]
That story was amazing
User avatar #287 to #94 - howlune (04/01/2014) [-]
my god..... that was... beautiful... *wipes tear*
User avatar #339 to #94 - trickyusername (04/01/2014) [-]
how about Neal the Raptard. another classic well maybe a little bit too much of neal putting hes weewee in/on stuff
User avatar #131 to #94 - byobgraffpro (03/31/2014) [-]
holy **** , that was sinister
User avatar #293 to #94 - daentraya (04/01/2014) [-]
Would i be correct to say that this is among the first who solidified this new genre of literature? Fats McGee and his Retard Three is a classic
#110 to #94 - kibbleking ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I will read this story to my children.
#15 - squidamon (03/31/2014) [-]
To be honest, im 			*******		 impressed that you still managed to seal the deal after that little unreal ordeal...   
   
   
Keep these coming.
To be honest, im ******* impressed that you still managed to seal the deal after that little unreal ordeal...


Keep these coming.
User avatar #299 to #15 - infamoustrapper (04/01/2014) [-]
you can't rhyme deal with ordeal u ****
User avatar #291 to #15 - ianistheman (04/01/2014) [-]
Sick rhyme, bro.
User avatar #252 to #15 - sinery (04/01/2014) [-]
You know what they say that of all the things that didn't happen; this didn't happen the most?
It's pretty much like that, but it didn't happen so hard that even the thought is nonexistent in all other alternative universes.
#264 to #15 - absorb (04/01/2014) [-]
I doubt this is true
User avatar #163 to #15 - kwizzy (04/01/2014) [-]
That rhyme
Whicka whicka fresh
#117 to #15 - namnori (03/31/2014) [-]
In a lot of stories, something stupid will happen and the girl will lose interest. This doesn't happen in real life. I read a story a while ago about a guy at a girl's house who made a stupid pun and she kicked him out... You can tell it's a real story when there isn't a fake overreaction on the girl's end, they aren't the type of animals to pass up sex over something stupid.
User avatar #114 to #15 - pixlexia (03/31/2014) [-]
Did you plan that rhyme?
+1 for being a dr.seuss
#192 to #114 - squidamon (04/01/2014) [-]
Maybe.
Maybe.
#13 - sirbrentcoe (03/31/2014) [-]
tell us, my lord, of the 18th birthday story.
tell us, my lord, of the 18th birthday story.
#55 to #13 - nagafever (03/31/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** When you started mcdisasters you said you had 100s of stories. Get workin', boy.
**nagafever rolled image** When you started mcdisasters you said you had 100s of stories. Get workin', boy.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sirbrentcoe (03/31/2014) [-]
no one is interested any longer.
User avatar #83 to #56 - magikarpisgod (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh please, EVERYONE wants more Mcdisasters.
User avatar #100 to #56 - mrswagly ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I disagree, they were amazing
User avatar #68 to #56 - lostbutseeking (03/31/2014) [-]
**** no. Im interested
User avatar #57 to #56 - nagafever (03/31/2014) [-]
Hmm. allright.
User avatar #123 to #56 - commissarcrunch (03/31/2014) [-]
im interested
User avatar #156 to #56 - motherduck (04/01/2014) [-]
Your right,those things plummeted in quality.I enjoyed the first few though.
#3 - mazyr (03/31/2014) [-]
"Thought the only way to put him to sleep was to give him coke, have him get hyper, then crash so he can sleep", thought that meant something completely different until a few sentences later.

Still messed up though
User avatar #135 to #3 - xxxherfaultxxx (04/01/2014) [-]
Oooooohhh. i thought he meant cocaine till i read your comment...
#2 - likeallthecomments (03/31/2014) [-]
BCG on the dancefloor
User avatar #297 to #2 - CubanPete (04/01/2014) [-]
I actually know who that central figure is supposed to be...

Cool story bro...
#113 - docvolto (03/31/2014) [-]
Don't even 			*******		 ask if we want more.   
Just post it.   
Post that 			****		.
Don't even ******* ask if we want more.
Just post it.
Post that **** .
#79 - xtwinblade (03/31/2014) [-]
This is how i imagine BCG... am i far off?
#313 to #79 - secretninjagal (04/01/2014) [-]
i'm friends with BD
#228 to #79 - crosskill (04/01/2014) [-]
Implying BCG could ever be cool enough to be a c-computer.
User avatar #70 - leal ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I request a pic of you
User avatar #300 to #70 - infamoustrapper (04/01/2014) [-]
******* I wanna see BCG
User avatar #302 to #300 - leal ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
plz no
User avatar #304 to #302 - infamoustrapper (04/01/2014) [-]
lick me
#305 to #304 - leal ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
**leal licks you**
User avatar #306 to #305 - infamoustrapper (04/01/2014) [-]
lolfgt
User avatar #307 to #306 - leal ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Don't be jel
#262 to #70 - LaughAtYou (04/01/2014) [-]
While you're at it, pics of these 9s and 10s you find......
User avatar #268 to #262 - leal ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Well magillagurilla ,we're waiting.
User avatar #146 to #70 - RubenLC (04/01/2014) [-]
I second this. No homo.
#245 to #146 - kapitanokliosov ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I as well wish to see a picture
#24 - powerbook (03/31/2014) [-]
> i like it rough

cringe flows through my veins
User avatar #288 to #24 - wallbuilder (04/01/2014) [-]
Cringe? I thought that part was ******* hilarious.
User avatar #12 - donatelo (03/31/2014) [-]
im suspicious of these stories....
User avatar #190 to #12 - thefleetadmiral (04/01/2014) [-]
My 2nd cousin is close to BCG. Except he speaks like a 4 year old and grabs every female breast in site, then laughs and drools about it. Its ******* creepy, honest to god i wouldn't be surprised if OP is telling the truth.
User avatar #249 to #190 - donatelo (04/01/2014) [-]
to a bcg, not they bcg mentioned in the story..idunno man...op is making hismelf seem tottally alpha while making a guy seem tottally betta..its like he is living his fantasy with these stories.
User avatar #250 to #249 - betta (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm honored to have been mentioned by someone of your name caliber.
User avatar #21 to #12 - magillagurilla (03/31/2014) [-]
I welcome your suspicion.
User avatar #217 to #21 - DJstar (04/01/2014) [-]
i don't think you should've cut ties with him. he sounds like he has autism. Maybe you could help him in another way. like see a doctor or something.
User avatar #42 to #12 - mrrandomness (03/31/2014) [-]
i read these like a fiction. Its fun to read and think about if they were real but thers no ******* way this is real.
#69 to #42 - walmartysnextghost (03/31/2014) [-]
I agree, entertaining fiction.
#41 - shakalakaboomboom (03/31/2014) [-]
That man is about as socially acceptable as a queef
That man is about as socially acceptable as a queef
#321 - doctorprofessornv (04/01/2014) [-]
The more I read these stories the more I sink deeper into doubt.jpeg land. BCG just seems impossibly incompetent, even for somebody with no social skills, and every story seems to be about OP being a total Alpha babe magnet. I'd almost be inclined to believe that OP is actually BCG looking back on his early years with regret and trying to tell his story without sounding like a loser.   
   
Then again I don't give a 			****		, these stories are hilariously cringe worthy (in a good way) and OP is a great storyteller. Keep em' coming OP
The more I read these stories the more I sink deeper into doubt.jpeg land. BCG just seems impossibly incompetent, even for somebody with no social skills, and every story seems to be about OP being a total Alpha babe magnet. I'd almost be inclined to believe that OP is actually BCG looking back on his early years with regret and trying to tell his story without sounding like a loser.

Then again I don't give a **** , these stories are hilariously cringe worthy (in a good way) and OP is a great storyteller. Keep em' coming OP
#330 to #321 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
>sink deeper into doubt
>almost inclined to believe
Yeah ok
#351 to #321 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
OP is definitely BCG. The stories about him being "alpha" are a way for him to act out his fantasies. He obviously made up, or at least heavily embellished, these BCG stories in order to be able to laugh at someone the way people laugh at him.
User avatar #324 to #321 - loodee (04/01/2014) [-]
stole my words
#326 to #324 - frostbeard ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Hey, that's my line!
User avatar #344 to #326 - mrsexmuffins (04/02/2014) [-]
Whos line is it anyways?
#243 - schneidend (04/01/2014) [-]
MFW these stories are clearly fake and contain nothing but OP being a handsome awesome ladies' man at all hours of the day.   
   
Where are you 			*********		 with your LA Noire gifs?
MFW these stories are clearly fake and contain nothing but OP being a handsome awesome ladies' man at all hours of the day.

Where are you ********* with your LA Noire gifs?
#334 to #243 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
Have this
User avatar #280 to #243 - elbrysobrony (04/01/2014) [-]
Fake or not, it's pretty funny.
User avatar #254 to #243 - zombiesnipertwo (04/01/2014) [-]
I think, or like to think, that we all know this is fake. But is really funny so we can let OP imagination keep working this thing
#92 - Jabberwocky (03/31/2014) [-]
I thought this level of cringe was only myth.
User avatar #325 to #92 - fukkendragonite (04/01/2014) [-]
It is myth. Just how exaggerated these stories are is up for debate, but it's fairly certain that there's some lies/exaggeration in this.
#209 to #92 - GeneralPuug (04/01/2014) [-]
Holy **** , that picture is perfect
User avatar #48 - moooossseeee (03/31/2014) [-]
In the 4 or 5 years I've been on Funnyjunk, this may just be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Good god I nearly pissed myself. This is up there with the Tard Stories. Good job, OP, and a thumb for you.
#141 - aerosol (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie; these stories are so outrageous that I'm having a hard time believing them.
I'm not gonna lie; these stories are so outrageous that I'm having a hard time believing them.
User avatar #152 to #141 - mastersaturday (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you have to admit, it's good entertainment. It's like the McDisasters stories. If you can suspend disbelief for just a bit, you'll have some fun.
#328 - atomicman (04/01/2014) [-]
I don't believe a single word you've written down here to be the actual truth. But they're amusing to read neverthless. So what the hell.

Keep it up
#320 - samxdaxman (04/01/2014) [-]
Honestly, I don't care if this is fake or not, it's funny as 			****		. OP, whether these are real, or you're just a creative 			************		, keep posting them.
Honestly, I don't care if this is fake or not, it's funny as **** . OP, whether these are real, or you're just a creative ************ , keep posting them.
#285 - hypex ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
"We walk towards the front"

i knew what was coming.
i didnt stop.
for the cringe cannot be stopped.
mfw
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