Best. Hobby. Ever. . Today I got a package from America. It was interesting, because I can' t remember buying anything from America for a few months. I opened t
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Best. Hobby. Ever

Today I got a package from America.
It was interesting, because I can' t
remember buying anything from
America for a few months.
I opened the package and found this.
Must realized I have created the most
interesting (or sad) hobby ever, I get
drunk.. Then I go to the internet and
order something. I then delete all the
emails related to it, so when I wake up,
I can' t find out what We done.
In the last month, We gotten this hat,
four seasons ofa spanish show,
xbox live for six months, and a dildo.
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#14 - lordlolland (10/28/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #91 to #14 - themightymrplow (10/28/2013) [-]
I want to do this. How do I do this?!
User avatar #95 to #91 - lordlolland (10/28/2013) [-]
Learn a programming language you think would be able to do it, write the script, give it money, let it go off on adventures.

I think a guy from New Zealand managed to do it with a New Zealandic (New Zealander? Kiwi?) ebay-like site, try finding him and ask him how he did it.
#37 to #14 - redwailmer **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - unusualember (10/28/2013) [-]
The fact that you can execute such a well-thought out plan multiple times whilst drunk and not screw up once impresses me.
User avatar #13 to #9 - enemyoftrn (10/28/2013) [-]
My thought exactly.
User avatar #30 to #9 - europe (10/28/2013) [-]
For all we know he screwed up many times
He can't remember, so we can't really know
#11 - kingnewfag (10/28/2013) [-]
a dildo? i think drunk you is trying to say something.
#20 to #11 - pentol (10/28/2013) [-]
enjoying a dido in your ass doesn't mean you're gay. having men in your ass or mouth, or other hole means you are.
User avatar #34 to #20 - thewaronbeingcool (10/28/2013) [-]
It's shaped like a male organ... it's pretty gay.
User avatar #78 to #34 - fightforfate (10/28/2013) [-]
could have been a dragon dildo
User avatar #35 to #34 - princessderpy (10/28/2013) [-]
the person never stated the shape of the dildo
User avatar #94 to #34 - TarnRazor (10/28/2013) [-]
Goddammit. You're only gay if you're ******* attracted to the same sex. None of this "Does this make me gay?!?!?!" crap.
User avatar #96 to #94 - thewaronbeingcool (10/28/2013) [-]
You're ******* a dick without a man attached to the end. Even without the man, a dick is still part of the male anatomy.

So yeah, it's pretty gay.
User avatar #97 to #96 - TarnRazor (10/28/2013) [-]
Do you not understand that the male prostate is pretty much in the inner wall of the rectum?
User avatar #102 to #101 - TarnRazor (11/02/2013) [-]
Alright. I genuinely burst out laughing.
User avatar #98 to #97 - thewaronbeingcool (10/28/2013) [-] what? Does that suddenly make it not gay?
User avatar #99 to #98 - TarnRazor (10/28/2013) [-]
What the hell man. Straight couples partake in anal stimulation. Are you saying the male counterpart of those couples is undoubtedly gay?
User avatar #25 to #11 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
i'd dig deeper and say that he has a fetich about a spanish gary oak ******* him as ash while forcing him to tell it over xbox live
#33 to #11 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
Maybe it's a girl ......just saying
#23 - karvarausku (10/28/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Freshmen in the hallways ** NO! I know for a fact that this isn't OC.

Just for guys who think this was.
User avatar #32 - mrhazzy (10/28/2013) [-]
"...and a Dildo."

That's the icing on the cake.
#80 to #32 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
or the icing on his butt
#50 - spoonsnatcher (10/28/2013) [-]
**spoonsnatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at bustly girl poblems ** or a cool drinking game!
User avatar #85 to #50 - traks (10/28/2013) [-]
You found OP's dildo, sweet roll
#44 - shadowkingthirty (10/28/2013) [-]
**shadowkingthirty rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Cleverbot actually being clever. **
#21 - analbuttfuck (10/28/2013) [-]
I do this too. So far, I have bought a Ukulele, a robot, and two vintage old mobiles.
#92 - stalini (10/28/2013) [-]
I remember this from so many years ago.

Not complaining about repost, it's just those feels man, time passes so fast
#71 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
he is coming for our wives and now us!
#36 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - GingerCOM (10/28/2013) [-]
I got drunk and went on the internet and bought the Back to the Future trilogy.....on VHS and in french.
User avatar #53 - sanditroll (10/28/2013) [-]
Hey OP how about you tell us about your hobby when you repost without giving credit and suck dicks.
User avatar #88 - sackit (10/28/2013) [-]
Wow your the 4th guy ive seen have this and you all order the same stuff. This must be some short of demon possesing you Or just a repost?
#86 - hillbill (10/28/2013) [-]
**hillbill rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Jeremy Clarkson is a smart man ** what he gets next...
User avatar #87 to #86 - marlton ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Breaking the bank
#59 - xxxgnipsxxx (10/28/2013) [-]
Somehow I don't really believe this... As someone who blacks out regularly (college student), I have the credentials here. If op says he was too drunk to remember ordering it odds are he was too drunk to even order it. When you're black out you're pretty much a big, emotionally unstable (and just plain unstable for that matter) toddler. Toddlers can't order things online.
User avatar #64 to #59 - thatnerdyguy (10/28/2013) [-]
Everyone reacts differently.
#77 to #59 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
pretty ******** , i black out once every two weeks and get the things told i've done. most ppl don't even realize that i was thaat drunk
#3 - hamsterball (10/27/2013) [-]
you have just been awarded the best idea on the internet award
you have just been awarded the best idea on the internet award
#2 - mrleopardgecko (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #2 - TheonecalledD ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
ive decided i need to make a reaction folder. This will be my first entry.
#5 to #2 - ronjeremysweiner (10/27/2013) [-]
"they used his mugshot"
User avatar #6 to #5 - mrleopardgecko (10/27/2013) [-]
you, i like you
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