Best Maid Ever
Oh, Amelia!" laughed Mr. Rogers,
When I said 'make the bed', I didn' t mean THAT!"
When I said 'make the bed', I didn' t mean THAT!"
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anon (12/07/2015) [-] 
> Be Amelia Bedelia's first day on the job
> "Okay, Amelia, I just need you to throw some food together before I come home."
> 5 o'clock rolls around
> Mr. Anon walks in to a picture of utter devestation
> All of the house's food has been smashed together into a pile atop his prized Afghan rug
> An Afghanni woman spent 20 years crafting this particular rug
> But Amelia Bedelia just stood there smiling expectantly
> Completely ignorant to the half million dollars worth of irreplaceable art that laid worthless before her
> As he looked on in abject horror, there were only two words that passed his lips
> " **** me"
And that's how Amelia Bedelia kept her job.
> "Okay, Amelia, I just need you to throw some food together before I come home."
> 5 o'clock rolls around
> Mr. Anon walks in to a picture of utter devestation
> All of the house's food has been smashed together into a pile atop his prized Afghan rug
> An Afghanni woman spent 20 years crafting this particular rug
> But Amelia Bedelia just stood there smiling expectantly
> Completely ignorant to the half million dollars worth of irreplaceable art that laid worthless before her
> As he looked on in abject horror, there were only two words that passed his lips
> " **** me"
And that's how Amelia Bedelia kept her job.
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michaeljones (12/06/2015) [-] can someone caption this with "staring in eldritch horror"?
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respawnhydra ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-] i know but as i sarcastically mentioned before "Paint skillz off da charts"
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] Yaes, especially cute cats staring mad at a dog
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] itoc.cfw.me/comics/20/ This comic series, i totally recommend you look at all of these, they're super cute
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] The creator uploads slow as **** though so i wouldn't count on consistent uploads
I know of tons of cute comics by the way
Mostly furry though
I know of tons of cute comics by the way
Mostly furry though
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machiavellianhumor ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] seriously dude. pixir.com open a file and add the text
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seamusmcmaximus ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] At least shes not his Bartender.
a Bloody Mary would be the least of his problems
a Bloody Mary would be the least of his problems
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seamusmcmaximus ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] Yeah well, next time order one.
I'll stick with my Irish Carbombs, Fireballs shots, screwdrivers, hurricanes, rusty nails, and snakebites.
I'll stick with my Irish Carbombs, Fireballs shots, screwdrivers, hurricanes, rusty nails, and snakebites.
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profssortwntyight (12/07/2015) [-]
Why can i not enlarge this image? What have you done? Don't you try to make me save a ******* thumbnail. I need all the pixels i can get
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tasteofanon (12/06/2015) [-] Be more specific. She might make you **** a wound or something
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blackmageewizardt (12/06/2015) [-] *amelia proceeded to strap Mr. Tyranitar onto the table and bringing her 10 Inch Long strap on to fullfill his commend, as he sadly never said though how the sexual intercourse would be proceeded, did amelia what she could do best: "taking the Job into her own Hands (and cock)"*
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tasteofanon (12/06/2015) [-] "i wanna put my dick in amelia"
Hey, look, you can probably become a journalist with skills like that.
Hey, look, you can probably become a journalist with skills like that.
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Shadow Guardian (12/06/2015) [-] I once saw porn of Amelia Bedelia. I was horrified and slightly aroused.
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skykitsune (12/06/2015) [-] Nah nah nah, ya gotta warn us first that that's an Adult Link.
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thegamepixel (12/07/2015) [-] Woah, a fidget profile picture? I never see anyone that knows about Dust.
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Shadow Guardian (12/07/2015) [-]
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fluttergrey (12/06/2015) [-] "Will you get over here and blow me"
And that's when he realized she had an inflation fetish.
And that's when he realized she had an inflation fetish.
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marconde ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] "Amelia you're fired!" said Mr. Rogers.
So Amelia did, and with 20 galons of gasoline she burned herself.
So Amelia did, and with 20 galons of gasoline she burned herself.
